Comments on: ZOMBIE REAGAN!!!

By: Jono is an idiot

Jono is an idiot — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:30:19 +0000

Clearly any politician’s brain would not be sufficient sustenance for this man. If it is not quite clear why, take a look at things and realize politics are something too great for politicians to handle. No man, not democratic nor republican, nor anything else, has the ability to handle the thing our country needs most kept in order. I say we disband the government and have a ruling system based on each other keeping things in check. There are holes in this plot, but the government has so many holes, it looks like Swiss Cheese.

By: Litewinger

Litewinger — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 21:02:56 +0000

And he would save us from…

Jimmy Carter Part 2: The Barackening!

*got a little over clicky there*

By: Litewinger

Litewinger — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 21:00:15 +0000

And he would save us recover from…

Jimmy Carter Part 2: The Barackening!

By: the floacist

the floacist — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:27:40 +0000

Incapable of taking a stance on any issue? Did you watch the debates? Visit the official website that explains all of this in clear format?

By: the floacist

the floacist — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:26:00 +0000

But he is half old white guy, so who knows if that’s accurate…

By: jules

jules — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 16:13:32 +0000

There is if it implies ownership, but to be fair, it should be at the end of the word.

By: jules

jules — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 16:09:09 +0000

Then your surgeon did it right. : D

By: jules

jules — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 16:04:30 +0000

Have you brought out the pole yet?

By: jules

jules — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 16:03:18 +0000

But at what point does a zombie become a mummy? They have to be preserved, for sure (to define at least) and generally they’re wrapped up in something but for all intensive purposes, mummies are just older, well preserved zombies.

By: jules

jules — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:59:31 +0000

Who wants to read through all the whining though?

By: jules

jules — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:55:48 +0000

I wouldn’t call JFK a zombie because I’m fairly certain that could never happen. “Removing the head or destroying the brain..”

By: jules

jules — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:54:17 +0000

Tomayto, tomahto

By: jules

jules — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:52:46 +0000

Even when they mean it in a derogatory way I’d take it as a compliment.

By: jules

jules — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:41:33 +0000

I vaguely remember something about Reagan’s Contra buddies making crack huge in poor communities. I may be mistaken though.

By: jules

jules — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:28:02 +0000

Maybe katsRme is right, maybe it’s too soon. *snicker*

By: jules

jules — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:23:54 +0000

Me too. Actually I may throw some on my ipod. I’ve been pretty into the talking heads lately too. That song “Nothing but flowers” is freakin awesome.

By: jules

jules — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:19:55 +0000

*points to jersey*

By: jules

jules — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:17:40 +0000

Now if he said the unintelligent shouldn’t be allowed to breed, I’d be right there with him.

By: jules

jules — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:14:39 +0000

Also probably ignorant/uninformed. That’s just as bad IMO.

By: jules

jules — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:11:43 +0000

Sometimes it’s tough not to be. Hell, I worked at red lobster for
a while. You’re pretty much guaranteed to be at least a little racist after that.

By: foomanchu

foomanchu — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 12:11:34 +0000

I liked Ronald Reagan.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 15:55:12 +0000

Meh. Talking about “real music” as if such a thing exists, automagically renders any other “points” in the post null and void. Null. AND void.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 15:49:09 +0000

Thank you, UF.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 12:18:39 +0000

don’t know where the second ‘while’ comes from… that should read

Tweaking while paying to be buggered, while publicly pouring vitriol on all gay people, monogamous and otherwise, is ‘failing to rise above human nature’? I’d call it pandering to other’s lack of humanity and general prejudices for cash

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 12:16:53 +0000

Tweaking while paying to be buggered, while publicly pouring vitriol on all gay people, monogamous and otherwise, is ‘failing to rise above human nature’, while

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 12:13:34 +0000

Can you keep 4-4 time on drums if I rip one of your arms off?

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 12:10:39 +0000

You forget, that’s a plus to a lot of people…

By: FaileV

FaileV — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 11:43:43 +0000

Is that racist? I always believed racism and other such things to be beliefs, not just thoughts. Obviously you know it’s wrong, you don’t believe the racism or you wouldn’t feel much guilt at all. I have moments of unguarded nastiness. seeing people act on negative stereotypes usually, but I do not believe it at all. We can all better ourselves, keep those thoughts away just like we shouldn’t think bad things should happen to people, but I don’t think it makes someone racist.

By: CanadaDry

CanadaDry — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 11:09:39 +0000

I wonder how many people voted FOR Obama simply BECAUSE he is black? Hmmm, that would qualify as racist also.

By: CanadaDry

CanadaDry — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 11:05:51 +0000

True – after all, they keep electing the drunk driver murderer & Lurch to Congress.

By: Char

Char — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 00:10:04 +0000

Romney? Seriously?

A guy who says crap this like…
“my view on marriage has been entirely consistent over my political career. And that is that I oppose same-sex marriage. I also oppose civil unions…ever since [same-sex marriage] became a prominent [feature] in my state, with the decision of the Supreme Judicial Court, I have taken every action that I could conceive of within the bounds of the law to defend traditional marriage and to stop same-sex marriage”

That’s a guy you want in the White House? A guy who not only doesn’t care that loving couples are unable to marry, but actively works to make sure they will never know that joy?

By: Forge

Forge — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 21:44:43 +0000

Which means everybody always had yellow armpits. It was charming, really.

By: Forge

Forge — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 21:41:26 +0000

Def Leppard was the very beginning of what we have in big-business music today, namely “They wouldn’t have a job if some exec who couldn’t tell decent music if his life depended on it hadn’t given them a contract practically sight unseen.” Now we have nothing, absolutely nothing, but music created, produced and engineered by and for giant corporations and performed by kids with fleeting good looks and absolutely zero talent. No, not zero, NEGATIVE talent; if someone else talented shows up they actually suck it out of them.

You want real music, you’re not gonna get it from any commercial enterprise in the United States, that’s for damned sure.

By: Thea

Thea — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 20:09:31 +0000

The word “President” should not have been capitalized there, actually. It’s not a proper noun unless used as an honorific title, as in “When I was a child, I was really scared of President Reagan and cried every time he appeared on television.” It wasn’t until recently that I stopped being scared of the 40th president of the United States, probably because he died. Now this LOL has resuscitated my fear of Reagan by implying that he might come back as a zombie. Personally, I never understood why people perceived Reagan as kindly, grandfatherly, or charismatic. I probably wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between zombie Reagan and regular Reagan, except that zombie Regan might focus less on overspending on defense and other facets of Reaganomics, and more on literally killing humans and eating them up, rather than metaphorically.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 14:44:05 +0000

When you combine racism with road rage it makes sense, in the weirdest of ways… )

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 14:33:06 +0000

The Vampires in IAL, both the book and the movie, have metabolic processes, so they’re not actually ‘undead’

By: Boris

Boris — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 11:55:45 +0000

And Obama was incapable of actually taking a stance on any issue. What’s the real difference?

By: Courtney

Courtney — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 11:50:23 +0000

amen to that…..why is it so hard nowadays to make genuinely good music?

By: Seriously?!?

Seriously?!? — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 05:41:24 +0000

Not undead, but differently alive!

By: Seriously?!?

Seriously?!? — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 05:40:20 +0000

they never that is

By: Seriously?!?

Seriously?!? — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 05:40:00 +0000

Actually ( According to the original story ) the things in “I am legend” are vampires not zombies. you can tell because he uses blood to draw them in and never go out into the daylight if they can help it.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 00:20:31 +0000

Okay, that has WIN all over it. The very thought has me scared of trickling down…my leg.

By: kismet

kismet — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 00:18:15 +0000

That was just wrong!! …..and funny ^_^

By: eponymous

eponymous — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 00:16:11 +0000

*using chanting voice* “Trickle Down…Trickle Down”

By: AC

AC — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 21:01:10 +0000

The ash might exert its evil will and blow into your mouth and nose and kill you…

By: AC

AC — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 20:59:37 +0000

They sprint in “I am legend” but they’re not proper dead-people-type zombies….

By: AC

AC — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 20:57:19 +0000

A perv? You sound more voyeuristic….

By: Tessie

Tessie — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 19:42:22 +0000

“Followed closely by Jesse Helms.
He died just this past July 4″
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Yeah, 50 years too late to do any good, and 6 months too early to see Barack Obama take the oath of office. Even in death, the man is a colossal pain in the ass.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 19:39:20 +0000

Respiratorily challenged?

By: Tessie

Tessie — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 19:36:48 +0000

“I didn’t at all read it as “Reagan is a zombie”. That’d make no sense at all.”
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Yeah, zombies like brains.