Rho is far too sweet not to kindly accept a gift….(well, I suppose there might be SOME gifts she won’t accept, but cards are fairly innocuous)

Sorry, Rho, but you just lost fifty points of liberal cred.

If you’re in Devon and Cornwall and call someone a ‘grackle’ they’y know you mean tourist. Go to Essex, call someone a ‘grackle’ and they’ll have no clue what you mean.

Where I was born, there were about three dialects in the same town, so, you could call someone a Grufty Teg for farting loundly and either be greeted with howling laughter, or a stunned silence while they tried to translate it.

Butchered it to you, but at least our english allows us to speak
spanish properly… Funniest thing Ive ever heard is my English
buddy ordering at a Mexican restaurant.

That’s a case of different native accents, not different spellings. There are a dozen different accents in England alone, add that to the many in the rest of the UK, three in Australia, and many more around the rest of the natively English speaking world (that can spell correctly). And you will find some of us can fake Spanish accents to a workable level, while some will fail miserably.
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And the US have about as many different accents as the UK, so not all of you will be able to speak Spanish as fluently as you personally might.
(Although I can only really distinguish three accents. Southern, Boston, and the rest.)
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We also have less need to speak Spanish, because we don’t have millions jumping the border every year who can’t speak anything else.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, JOKE IS BORED OF YOU