Comments on: FAIR GAME

By: Edison T. Allere

Edison T. Allere — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 01:10:16 +0000

haha, i didnt see the snowball and i thought it would be something about hailing a cab

By: Floridiais

Floridiais — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 21:19:50 +0000

*Pulls a Green Mushroom out of the snow*

It’s… the last one…

Fine.

*Gives green mushroom to steve*

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 20:04:54 +0000

You should be running. They have seen your comments and you will be made example of for speaking about this. *flees and doesn’t look back*

By: Steve

Steve — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:55:42 +0000

It isn’t a crime to use logic against them, but it is futile.

Women are not bound by logic.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 18:42:23 +0000

Now that would be hilarious.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 18:41:38 +0000

Oddly enough, I am surprisingly easy to find because of my username.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 18:40:09 +0000

The pain!! The horror! I’m hit… I’m dying… I’m… surprising melodramatic and ARMED!!!

*fires back with maniacal glee*

By: Steve

Steve — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 18:37:23 +0000

Could I purchase “A Life” from the almighty conservative?

Don’t try to fool me with the red mushroom either…everyone knows that only makes you big, it’s the green mushroom that gives you the extra life!

By: Steve

Steve — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 18:31:52 +0000

Ooooh Thanky! I *love* chocolate!

*uses mug to warm his hands, sipping the chocolate, nibbling on the adorable little marshmallows*

By: rhorho

rhorho — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 13:59:33 +0000

*makes Steve hot chocky with little marshmallows STAT*

By: Steve

Steve — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 13:15:32 +0000

We have 3 feet of snow.

But it’s so cold you can’t make a snowball out of it, we have a HIGH of -5 today. With wind-chill it’s -30.

The cold…it hurts me…(huddles close to monitor for warmth)

By: AtlasShrugged

AtlasShrugged — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 16:24:38 +0000

“I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman—But she sure as heck did with me!”

By: AtlasShrugged

AtlasShrugged — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 16:23:27 +0000

Trying to find my glasses after being hit in face with slushball,
then slowly packs a rock into my snowball…

By: AtlasShrugged

AtlasShrugged — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 16:21:13 +0000

“Lays like a slug in the snow, as it’s his only defense”

By: AtlasShrugged

AtlasShrugged — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 16:20:04 +0000

Did you make that comment or am I merely thinking you did?

By: AtlasShrugged

AtlasShrugged — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 16:18:15 +0000

He throws like a girl- and not one of those 80mph softball players either.
Left handed?

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 03:55:27 +0000

It’s ‘hottie hell’ oh who am I kidding?
*cries in corner*

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 03:54:11 +0000

Oh ew, there’s about to be supermodel action if that pictu…*barfs*

By: charro

charro — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 02:17:09 +0000

In bed.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 00:48:56 +0000

and I don’t even have to corrupt he to the Dark Side…

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 00:08:47 +0000

The Force is strong in this one…

By: charro

charro — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 23:25:19 +0000

*pelts Awww in face with a series of slushy rock snowballs*

By: charro

charro — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 23:24:06 +0000

Randy rain

By: charro

charro — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 23:22:58 +0000

*wakes up from faceplan in the snow*
BRRRRRRR
*runs inside to heated bed and hot cocoa*
I’ll get you next time my pretties…

By: Confoozled

Confoozled — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 23:13:49 +0000

…over his crackberry? “Gimme that BACK, you fiend!”

By: Forge

Forge — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 20:41:40 +0000

This of course assumes he’s not having a snowball fight WITH the Secret Service.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 20:24:55 +0000

” in the anonimity of the internet because they haven’t the balls to get real lives*”
`
I can haz irony?

By: Amelia

Amelia — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 19:51:23 +0000

*laughs maniacally at the mayhem she has caused*

*throws snowballs at DWN and froofrou*

By: Lenwë Mithrandír

Lenwë Mithrandír — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 18:15:37 +0000

@ Awww: Ur jes jellus cuz u wernt invitd 2 ther interwebz coktayl partee frum da udder thred.

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 12:45:31 +0000

Felt rather satisfying, I must admit. I’ve called in the airstrike once or twice before, but that’s the first time I’ve had the pleasure of the pleasure.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 12:33:16 +0000

Haughty hail…

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 12:31:09 +0000

This is why sometimes, you’re awesome xxx

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 12:30:38 +0000

I don’t notice you using your real name there, Skippy!

So, who is using the ‘anonymity of the internet’?

As for my ‘Nom de Guerre’… some of us don’t want to be found :¬>

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 12:27:26 +0000

Using it well, I see.

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 12:23:26 +0000

Libtard? You should try typing with your false teeth in, sunshine. I note that your birth certificate was marked “Awww…” but I can’t figure out if the registrar was merely quoting the doctor’s note of disappointment. Go to bed.
*Anonymity fail*
*Looks at the troll-stick so recently given by rhorho with approval* My, that works a treat! Good design, comfortable to the hand, makes a decent whistle before the thud.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 12:12:38 +0000

elite sleet …

By: PiMan

PiMan — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 12:09:10 +0000

Soft and pure, or cold as ice?

By: His_Steveness

His_Steveness — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 11:39:07 +0000

Snow has a liberal bias.

By: Awww.....

Awww..... — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 07:08:45 +0000

Oh, how cute! A libtard starting a softie fight the only way a libtard would…. protected by others. Isn’t that just the cutest darn thing????

*waits for other libtards to attack–or call “TROLL”– in the anonimity of the internet because they haven’t the balls to get real lives*

By: fillerbunny

fillerbunny — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 06:49:55 +0000

“Just blew a nut out my nose.”

so… many… interpretations…..

o_O

By: Wholesome

Wholesome — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 06:12:28 +0000

*Insert witty response here* I’ve got nothin’.

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 03:29:42 +0000

Kind lady, that was a very thoughtful distinction.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 03:03:00 +0000

AAAHH! You are a tricky leetle minx!

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 03:01:37 +0000

Sorry ’bout that!
*offers Kleenex facial tissues, to avoid confusion*

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 02:56:39 +0000

Never have a mouthful of cashews in your mouth when rhorho’s feeling nasty. Just blew a nut out my nose. Thaaaaanks for that! *if there’s any clean tissues left after Uncle Fester’s wee accident, I’d be grateful*

By: ck

ck — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 02:45:59 +0000

O_O

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 02:39:54 +0000

You mean his mother, right?

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 02:38:55 +0000

I’ll bet Zombie’s wife hears this a lot.

By: charro

charro — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 02:36:36 +0000

*giggle*

By: charro

charro — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 02:35:28 +0000

AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEELALALALLALALLALALALALALALLA *runs like the devil is chasing her*
*flings snowballs over shoulder*
I’M HIT!!!!
*falls on face*