Comments on: EDUCATION

By: natural

natural — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 02:49:10 +0000

happy to day
ilove y o u

By: y8

y8 — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 04:54:26 +0000

happy
thank you

By: Tyler

Tyler — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:36:48 +0000

Vestigial structure and use of the word platypi WIN.

By: Bob

Bob — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 23:39:19 +0000

Wow. He made a mistake on national television. That’s a pretty big deal. I skimmed through these nearly 300 comments and am happy that most deal with debating if a panda is a bear or not. I wonder which reflects the poorer intelligence.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:55:19 +0000

*hugs* You rock…

By: icanhasdoublecheeseburger?

icanhasdoublecheeseburger? — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:51:46 +0000

bill o reillly is believed to have been descended from a whale/kangaroo known as the gaebashur

By: jerseygirl in GA

jerseygirl in GA — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 16:59:38 +0000

I love what you wrote, but I somehow doubt that Jon asked Bill on the show. My guess is that Bill’s people called The Daily Show and asked to come on the show to promote his book. It seems that the best book promotion tool besides Oprah is The Daily Show and The Colbert Report. Since I feel Bill is interested in being excessively rich as well as rude and obnoxious, he agreed to the Daily Show spot. (of course, this is just my $.02)

Jon was awesome – I loved how he opened up the interview with the cup of hot cocoa and told Bill to relax! Hahaha!

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 21:36:26 +0000

We belong dead…

By: BuickGirl1986

BuickGirl1986 — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 21:33:24 +0000

lolz OMG how did you know I had prison friends, you must be I mind reader, or a stalker. O.o lolz. Wow you must be really constapted lol. How long has that self-rightious stick been up your but anyways?

By: justin

justin — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 19:14:10 +0000

I was going to as well…..until i saw “there” where “their” should be.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 06:05:49 +0000

I just looked it up, and you’re on your own.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 04:55:15 +0000

And now we know part of the secret “ideal woman” formula!
*super cheezy grin*

By: Tessie

Tessie — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 04:48:40 +0000

Foxy Ladies: “And we can dig it!”

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 01:18:01 +0000

(0_@) What the…? A rusty – ooh, I think I understand, but I hope I’m wrong. Is it something that strong antibiotics might fix?

By: rhorho

rhorho — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 01:17:43 +0000

No, it’s just another dust-up in a timeless standoff.

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 01:13:44 +0000

Buddy, looking at the wee storm that followed, you started another one… it just blew in an odd way.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 01:10:44 +0000

Tessie, whatever personal sacrifice to bring that wisdom to us…
wasn’t worth it.

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 01:10:31 +0000

Motion seconded – denouement win.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:51:37 +0000

Steve, I think фдуч_шяь was referring to smartypants’ comment, “Actually, some teddy bears are made to resemble pandas, some look more like brown bears. The one in the picture is something in between.”

By: Tessie

Tessie — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:21:23 +0000

I’m just talkin’ ’bout Wyrm…

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 23:03:24 +0000

Noting that it involved a non-public bathroom, but scarred me. Seruiously.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 23:02:16 +0000

Or worse. You’ve seen the movie Very Bad Things, right?
*cringes inwardly and rubs back of her head*

I mean, eeeeeep. Or, just be careful, people!

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:59:25 +0000

Me too. Hmm. )

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:55:52 +0000

Shut Yo Mouth!

By: Tessie

Tessie — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:48:39 +0000

You know this cat DWN is a baaad mutha…

By: rhorho

rhorho — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 20:22:47 +0000

Is that an either/or scenario? Hope nawt!
Excellent use of “denouement:” That’s the sort of thing that telegraphs the pure WIN of you! )

By: Tessie

Tessie — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 20:21:39 +0000

Unfortunately for the non-doofi among us, the dictionary isn’t actually in print. It has to be absorbed by osmosis, which involves a truly unpleasant and possibly toxic level of proximity to the common doofus and/or the movie “Idiocracy”.
RE your question, their idea of “subtle” is a silent-but-deadly fart.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 20:18:11 +0000

“my students would probably prefer the trombone. About the only benefit is that sexual harassment boy wouldn’t have been able to make many comments.”
`
You probably don’t want to know, other than the name, that there’s a vulgar sexual expression called “the rusty trombone”.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 20:13:51 +0000

“You really think this site’ll lock-up”
It had more to do with my vomit threshhold.
In retrospect, I’m not sure whether I should have gone with the bites-his-head-off denouement rather than the he-accidentally-breaks-her-in-half-like-a-dried-stick denouement, but it’s all good, right?

By: rhorho

rhorho — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 06:27:25 +0000

Eds said that he only had to send his sons (in the States) money
in cards, and was done. Perhaps he and his wife are doing
something with her side of the family.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 06:20:17 +0000

in bed.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 06:19:29 +0000

*makes convincing thunder noise, but with much spitting*
IT’S . . . ALIVE!
*grabs bleach, foil and henna brush*
*makes a streak in froo’s hair*

By: rhorho

rhorho — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 06:12:20 +0000

Yeah, and he got us into those two quagmires, don’t forget!

By: rhorho

rhorho — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 06:10:56 +0000

I’m interested in that dictionary, too! In the meantime, my attempt at doofus:
Subtle: (adj) To complain or grumble morosely in low tones.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 05:56:05 +0000

I drink green tea almost exclusively, but do so simply because I prefer the flavor over the black teas. I’m not familiar with either red teas or white tea, but have been given to understand that there are only two kinds of tea: green and black (in many manifestations).
Of course I know you’re English: That’s why I asked you the tea question! Thanks for giving me some choices to try. I’m trying not to be such a critter of habit.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 05:36:09 +0000

LOL!! There’s no telling how many times I’ve told my 20 year old cat, “Honey, I know you’re proud, but I don’t *need* to see your little pink raisin right now.”

By: froofrou

froofrou — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 04:46:51 +0000

*raises head* Dammit, people keep disturbing my nap.
-
*lays head back down* *mutters about damn kids on my lawn*

By: froofrou

froofrou — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 04:43:23 +0000

Hugs and smooches and lots of ice cream to you )

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 04:19:20 +0000

Thunderstorm due here this afternoon. I’d take the alligator clamps off her nipples, though – it’s more than sufficient for her to merely hold them in her hands.
Conversely, leave clamps in place & fetch a car battery…

By: rhorho

rhorho — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 04:05:06 +0000

TFF!!!

By: rhorho

rhorho — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 03:55:12 +0000

Wow! That feels a lot better, and is a far sight better than chewing
limestone, frankly. You’re a peach!

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 03:47:39 +0000

Or me… *winks at Jane*

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 03:44:30 +0000

Never stopped Bill Clinton…
*Sorry, sorry… shakes head at lack of self-discipline*

By: rhorho

rhorho — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 03:42:27 +0000

I saw a movie about this sort of thing. We need heavy voltage to get her squishy brains going again. Unfortunately, money’s a little tight right now, or I could hook her up to the circuit breaker box outside…
*waits for thunderstorm*

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 03:24:03 +0000

Honestly, my students would probably prefer the trombone. About the only benefit is that sexual harassment boy wouldn’t have been able to make many comments.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 03:14:53 +0000

My mother borrowed my trombone during my high school years,
and used it in her class for a whole day, according to the complaints from
other teachers, there was one certain point during the day that the
trombone blaring lasted for close to 15 minutes straight.
She told her students that she can teach that way, or she could teach
them the way she had been trying, and they’d have to listen that time around.
The trombone never had to come back to her classroom.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 03:00:17 +0000

LOL!!! That is so true! There were days when I was sure that was all they were hearing!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 02:56:06 +0000

I love Rooibos and White tea but you might as well drink hot water as drink Green tea, IMO.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 02:53:13 +0000

Don’t preach to me Unc, I get all that. I’m just saying George Michael has better resources at his disposal and I still think sex in a bathroom is unsanitary to say the least.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 02:07:51 +0000

I have a rather thumb-worn copy, myself.