
Hillary, keep your shoes on.
(Bill Clinton)
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Hillary, keep your shoes on.
(Bill Clinton)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: new_lizard
And that’s all I have to say about that.
First!
Oh darn…… *wipes fingers with alcohol* I am tainted now.
And you weren’t first either… *hugs*
I purposely did it so I wasn’t first… I just had to. My head hurts and can’t concentrate on working.
*hugs* to you too
*comforts* It’s okay… There, there.
*snuffle* It huuuuuuuuuurts
The pain will be over soon. I promise. *gives fudge* You need it more than me, love.
Hey, DWN, how ’bout a little fudge over here…I’ve got the Christmas Bill Blues…
I do believe I can handle that since I nabbed more fudget after charro hooked me up earlier. *gives fudge and a nice squeezy hug*
*gobbles down fudge* Hey, this fudge isn’t like those brownies we had the other day, is it?! *smiles devilishly*
*hug*
How is the daughter MG?
She’s doing fine. Still in a cast for at least three more weeks, then they’ll decide whether she goes into a walking boot or if she gets re-casted. Thanks for asking.
Good to hear – has she managed to collect any good designs on the cast? There was a good tradition of cast-painting at our school
Shw had a friend (who is a pretty good artist) draw the scene from the Grinch where he’s in a sleigh full of stolen presents on the hill overlooking Whoville…she even drew the little dog with the reindeer antlers…
Tres cool! When you get a chance, post a photo of the cast – when she has it removed. We’ll raise a good glass then. Good to hear there’s something cheery on it.
Worst fate in the world was to have a busted arm/leg over December/January… no swimming or surfing all summer holidays. Assume that it’s just as bad for your wee bairn?
I think the worst part for her is that she takes Karate and won’t be able to for at least another couple of months…But she loves the attention…she’s suckered a couple of boys from the lacrosse team to carry her backpack in school…
mothergoose didn’t raise no stupid girl, apparently. ; )
*applause for daughtergoose*
Lacrosse team boys, huh?
Yeah, Diss; but I gotta give it to the kid, they’re pretty cute…If I was thirteen, I wouldn’t mind them carrying my backpack…why when I was thirteen…*stops self and shudders at the thought*
Yeeeah. Been there with that thought! (One of my daughters is very, very much like her mother, which is great now, but was sooooo scary when she was a teenager!)
And, duh, by “like her mother” I mean very much like myself. Came out weird.
Every night before I go to bed I thank whatever deity is listening that my daughter is not much like her mother.
Which of course invokes Murphy’s Law because whatever is up there is a sadist.
I remember Robin Williams doing a bit once where he says “I just talked to God, and boy is she pissed!”
I have a sexist comment about an angry woman as deity explains a lot about a sadistic super being but I am just not feeling it to proper flesh the response out. So instead I will do a little dance.
Well, no I won’t. Hmmm, I’ll think of something as compensation.
nom nom nom… head feel better! OH MY GOD I SAID FIRST?!?!?! *regrets*
I’ve said it a couple times before too. We will just chalk it up to a random rebellious stage where you wanted to troll a bit.
Gotta do it once in a lifetime!
2th!
can someone slowly explain to me wtf the point of this caption is? it makes no sense to me…
Think of a recent footwear problem Pres. Bush had in Iraq…
Ooooh, you jus’ spoil ALL the fun…
(No, that was a kind thing you did.)
really? that’s the point of this caption? hilary is going to throw a shoe at slick willy?
wow. pk is getting a little random with the front page postings…
imo this one sucks…
I have been wondering the same thing. I just tend to find more amusement in the comment area anyway.
True dat.
Find?
or create?
Why can’t you have both?
Is that kinda like the phrase, “have your cake and eat it too”? I hate that phrase; what is the point of having cake if you’re not going to eat it?!
Lynn had a thought on the matter in reference to wedding cakes. Since wedding cakes are works of art, you might actually want to keep it for the beauty of it. However, when you eat it the beauty is destroyed. So you can’t have both the beauty and the dessert.
But you’re right, I hate the phrase too. My food shouldn’t be too pretty to eat in the first place.
DWN is more or less correct; IIRC the phrase was originally “eat your cake and have it too,” which makes a lot more sense than the inversion that’s become more common.
Yay, more or less!!!
I still don’t see why someone would have cake and not want to eat it. I never saw a cake I thought was too pretty to eat. They look more tasty that pretty. IMO.
*than
Blargh
I don’t think I could bring myself to eat the Wrigley’s Field cake I saw on ‘Ace of Cakes’ that time. It was a freaking work of art!
i don’t get it
You don’t want it. ::Sage nod::
You don’t have a clue. It’s a pity.
I don’t have it (thanks, in the main, to childhood innoculation).
haha!
titter,titter
tatter, tatter
Pretty obvious joke. Would work in your typical American sitcom, I suppose. Not much thought put into it.
Oh, this was funny!