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HO HO HOLY CRAP did you guys screw this country.



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HO HO HOLY CRAP did you guys screw this country.

(Santa visits the NYSE)

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  1. charro says:

    You tell ‘em Santa! Tell ‘em we want a billion dollar bailout for Christmas! And a new car!

  2. Steve says:

    Coal, Coal, Executive Pen, Coal, Coal, Reindeer Crap, Coal, Elf Poop, Coal…

  3. Maria466 says:

    Interesant, dat nu vrei sa adaugi putin umor siteului tau :P ? O poza haioasa cu animale care se schimba in fiecare zi.
    Daca da, da click pe numelea meu

  4. slan agat says:

    The guy with the glasses is dyslexic, he tried to sell his soul to Santa.

  5. Trainwreck Chaser says:

    YEAH! Darn puppy eating liberals.

    (hope someone saw that chart on the chart section of this website)

  6. Tamino says:

    A VISIT FROM ANTI-SANTA

    ‘Twas the night before Christmas back in ’92,
    the White House was busy, with so much to do
    The missiles were packed for Iranian care,
    in hopes that their drug payments soon would be there.

    The traitors were nestled all snug in their jail
    with visions of pardons – their prez would prevail.

    Bahbah in her kerchief, and I, the lame duck,
    had settled our plans for just passing the buck –
    when, hearing again that old “there you go” mantra,
    I sprang from my desk like a bloodthirsty Contra.

    Away to the window and what should appear,
    but a twenty-mule sled (like on TV’s frontier)
    with a little old driver so cheap and so chipper
    I knew in a moment it must be the Gipper.

    The sleigh came down hard on the White House’s roof,
    no need for a chimney, just S. D. I. …poof !
    His face was like wax and his suit, cleaned and pressed,
    his script was on freedom; he’s Hollywood’s best.

    He told me my error: like him I should feign
    forgetfulness, smile, to win any campaign.

    He looked at the stockings and then he brought forth
    for Weinberger, Poindexter, Oliver North
    full pardons for treason; I heard him exclaim,
    “Anti-Christ-mas to all – now there’s no one to blame!”

  7. Tessie says:

    The guy on the left learned the hard way: Do NOT make Santa mad at you, or he will use his magic glove to turn you into a hideous neanderthal mutant with a gigantic tooth growing directly out of your nose!

    • rhorho says:

      Tessie, you should rent space in your head. It’s a wonderful place, so you’re sure to get top dollar! Thanks for the wonderful guffaw, and Happy-Merry to you and yours. :-)

  8. NinjaPacman says:

    Merry Christmas? (Slash Hanukkah/Ramadan/Festivus/Yule/Oh dear god don’t let that crazy old lady near me again?) I’m feelin’ the holiday spirit, guys.


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