Thanks for all that coal, Santa!
(Vladimir Putin)
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there isn’t a Santa in Russia ’cause they call it “Ded Moroz” (Дед Мороз) meaning sometihing like “Uncle Cold”
a/k/a “Old Man Winter”?
I think it’s actually Grandfather Frost. Correct me if I’m wrong.
You know Putin got chicks in his stocking.
Ooooh, chics in stockings…
Tres chic
I am fond of women in knee highs myself since I am thinking outloud… Yum.
What, no garter belt?
I can dig thigh highs but have a preference for knee high.
With or without the seam in the back?
Never been one for that kind of detail. I just show up for the foreplay and sex. Then again, I personally am fond of long tshirt and knee high socks on the woman. I am simple like that.
My hubby likes the long dress shirt half buttoned up with hair over one eye and nothing else on. And the sleeves of the shirt half rolled up. I still have bruises from the last time I wore that.
Note to self: Things not to wear to froo’s place…
I was thinking the same thing.
I am partial to thigh highs myself. No garter, nothing else. Well, stilettos of course.
Hubby can’t stand stockings……the thin silk ones, anyway. Tights he can deal with, but if I were ever in a mood that I didn’t want him to touch me, all I’d have to do is put on a body stocking and problem solved. The texture and teh sensation actually makes his teeth hurt. So no stockings
Love ya froo frou but tmi there.
lol, sorry. Needed clarification.
I could care less about stockings.
Boots, however, between calf and thigh length, especially with a skirt, that’s another story!
I have a picture of that too, hehehehehe. It’s hubby’s wallpaper on his phone on occasion.
Oh, just stop it before my head explodes!
Oh, so Mr. Bigpants is too *good* for head asplosions, now.
Well, well!
*strikes match on froo’s boots*
*lights a french cigarette in long holder*
hehehehe………Mark, what about the plaid short skirt with a white button down tied at the waist (but up high) with knee high boots with 4 inch heels? Does that do anything for ya?
Oooh, and pigtails!
It’s never been my experience that men need anywhere *near* this much encouragement. I’ve always wondered how the lingerie business developed at all…
Rho’s got that right! Maybe if you didn’t tie the shirt off at the waist; the whole point of the catholic schoolgirl fantasy is either “corruption of innocence” or “You think I’m innocent, but wait till you find out the truth!”
A long time ago I dated a rather attractive lady who kept me jumping through hoops before we ever made the beast with two backs. On the night she decided it was go time, she had on the full lingerie battle gear on: stockings, garters, panties, and fancy bra/chemise/whatever the heck you call it. All of it matched. All of it very, very expensive. All I wanted to do was get it all off as quickly as possible; in retrospect, it must have been like slaving away at a meal for hours, just to have someone sit down and gobble it in minutes, then loudly ask what’s for dessert!
It’s not the worst thing I’ve ever done, but it sure showed a lack of sophistication on my part.
Actually, I’m sure lingerie is for women’s amusement only. To me, it’s like getting a steak from a chef who gets too fancy with the vegetable garnish and gives me a plate that looks like a desert island diorama. Please, let that high quality steak speak for itself!
Because what you can imagine is sometimes MUCH better than what you can see. If you’ve got your boobies out all the time, what’s the use of a man looking at them? He’s seen them! But if you can wrap those boobies in a pleasing package, then you give men something to lust over.
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Men don’t need encouragement, but it’s nice to remind them that sometimes they have to work for it. The anticipation can be greater than the reward, if you do it right
Mark, you’re right about TOO much. I prefer to keep it simple. The fewer clothes you have on under the initial wrappings the better. It keeps the frustration at a lower level
No fan of Catholic schoolgirls here. I’m frankly a bit skeeved by the false innocence game. But there is something about a girl who walks around the house in the morning in a shirt she nicked from her guy, especially if she’s tall enough for a hint of divine butt to peek out or unbuttoned enough for some serious cleavage, that makes it impossible not to pick her up and carry her back to bed.
I agree on the shirt look, there Slan. Lynn looks awesome stealing my shirts. I am fond of the school girl look too though. As for lingerie, I honestly like to do more than just plow in but that might be me getting old. I enjoy having my mind engaged as well as the body so I can enjoy the thought put into battle gear though I also hate overcomplication so I can be rather picky. Fun stuff.
And I am sorry for not getting online Froo. I ended up toying around online for most of the night on Monster Lab. I can be such a big kid at times….
Maybe if you didn’t tie the shirt off at the waist; the whole point of the catholic schoolgirl fantasy is either “corruption of innocence” or “You think I’m innocent, but wait till you find out the truth!”
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Pay attention; this WILL be on the test:
Shirt buttoned up and tucked into skirt = Catholic schoolgirl
Shirt tails tied in a knot above the bellybutton and worn with jeans cutoffs = trailer park hussy
LOL, or trailer park fantasy.
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I personally think the whole thing is silly, but to each his own kink
I think I must be too practical for my own good (which is probably why I’m still single). I read: “But there is something about a girl who walks around the house in the morning in a shirt she nicked from her guy” and I think:
a) Unless it’s summer time I’m freezing said ass cheeks off.
b) I wear a size double D bra, it is really uncomfortable to be wandering around without.
and…
c) All the guys I know are the t-shirt type, not the button up dress shirt type.
*sigh*
I can see how those proportions would be less than comfortable without suport, but you know, there’s a reason why goddess gave men two hands.
@Jane: Um, I have a sizeable collection of button up dress shirts, if you’d like to come over!
I DO love to try on new clothes! ; ) Also, I must remember to find some guy to walk behind me holding my breasts up. I wonder if you can buy one of those at Victoria’s Secret. Maybe only in the catalog, eh?
It was sounding like you had a likely student volunteer there for a while.I suspect we know, when he said something about your eyes, what that was code for……
Naw, that kid was a total doosh.
I am Maxwell Silverhammer and I approve this thread… nightly
Ded Moroz is actually “Grandfather Frost”.
Coal is quite useful.
That it is.
With the global warming and such, I could put all that coal to very good use.
Good! It’s too cold in Minnesota!
we can get the coal tell it that today is oppisite day burn it and cool everything down!
It’s a hot commodity here in Kentucky. All of my cousins work the mines in East Kentucky. Keeps the lights on!
On a completely unrelated note, is anyone else having trouble with the voting page? I have one I want to overvote for and get to the front page
They may be working on the voting page. It has been hit-and-miss lately. They
seem to have the ‘switching to ICHC’ problem resolved.
Surely the souls of children are a much more efficient fuel than mere coal?
*ahem* I mean… I’m sure santa is perfectly benign. There’s definitely no hidden agenda there, lurking in the back of the grotto. Send your kids to see him! It’ll be fun! And they’ll DEFINITELY have souls when they come back! Pinkie-swear!
dont forget their dreams and hopes!