Comments on: Thanks for all that coal, Santa!

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:32:25 +0000

It’s a hot commodity here in Kentucky. All of my cousins work the mines in East Kentucky. Keeps the lights on!

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:25:27 +0000

I was thinking the same thing.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:21:37 +0000

I think it’s actually Grandfather Frost. Correct me if I’m wrong.

By: icanhasdoublecheeseburger?

icanhasdoublecheeseburger? — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 03:19:48 +0000

dont forget their dreams and hopes!

By: icanhasdoublecheeseburger?

icanhasdoublecheeseburger? — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 03:18:38 +0000

we can get the coal tell it that today is oppisite day burn it and cool everything down!

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 01:34:41 +0000

I am Maxwell Silverhammer and I approve this thread… nightly

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 01:19:14 +0000

Naw, that kid was a total doosh.

By: slan agat

slan agat — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 19:15:16 +0000

It was sounding like you had a likely student volunteer there for a while.I suspect we know, when he said something about your eyes, what that was code for……

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 17:10:20 +0000

I DO love to try on new clothes! ; ) Also, I must remember to find some guy to walk behind me holding my breasts up. I wonder if you can buy one of those at Victoria’s Secret. Maybe only in the catalog, eh?

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 14:25:14 +0000

@Jane: Um, I have a sizeable collection of button up dress shirts, if you’d like to come over!

By: slan agat

slan agat — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 13:24:36 +0000

I can see how those proportions would be less than comfortable without suport, but you know, there’s a reason why goddess gave men two hands.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 22:01:10 +0000

I think I must be too practical for my own good (which is probably why I’m still single). I read: “But there is something about a girl who walks around the house in the morning in a shirt she nicked from her guy” and I think:
a) Unless it’s summer time I’m freezing said ass cheeks off.
b) I wear a size double D bra, it is really uncomfortable to be wandering around without.
and…
c) All the guys I know are the t-shirt type, not the button up dress shirt type.

*sigh*

By: froofrou

froofrou — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 19:26:34 +0000

LOL, or trailer park fantasy.
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I personally think the whole thing is silly, but to each his own kink

By: Tessie

Tessie — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 19:21:48 +0000

Maybe if you didn’t tie the shirt off at the waist; the whole point of the catholic schoolgirl fantasy is either “corruption of innocence” or “You think I’m innocent, but wait till you find out the truth!”
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Pay attention; this WILL be on the test:
Shirt buttoned up and tucked into skirt = Catholic schoolgirl
Shirt tails tied in a knot above the bellybutton and worn with jeans cutoffs = trailer park hussy

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:53:30 +0000

They may be working on the voting page. It has been hit-and-miss lately. They
seem to have the ‘switching to ICHC’ problem resolved.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 16:54:29 +0000

I agree on the shirt look, there Slan. Lynn looks awesome stealing my shirts. I am fond of the school girl look too though. As for lingerie, I honestly like to do more than just plow in but that might be me getting old. I enjoy having my mind engaged as well as the body so I can enjoy the thought put into battle gear though I also hate overcomplication so I can be rather picky. Fun stuff.

And I am sorry for not getting online Froo. I ended up toying around online for most of the night on Monster Lab. I can be such a big kid at times….

By: slan agat

slan agat — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 14:54:49 +0000

No fan of Catholic schoolgirls here. I’m frankly a bit skeeved by the false innocence game. But there is something about a girl who walks around the house in the morning in a shirt she nicked from her guy, especially if she’s tall enough for a hint of divine butt to peek out or unbuttoned enough for some serious cleavage, that makes it impossible not to pick her up and carry her back to bed.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 04:56:18 +0000

Mark, you’re right about TOO much. I prefer to keep it simple. The fewer clothes you have on under the initial wrappings the better. It keeps the frustration at a lower level

By: froofrou

froofrou — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 04:54:16 +0000

Because what you can imagine is sometimes MUCH better than what you can see. If you’ve got your boobies out all the time, what’s the use of a man looking at them? He’s seen them! But if you can wrap those boobies in a pleasing package, then you give men something to lust over.
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Men don’t need encouragement, but it’s nice to remind them that sometimes they have to work for it. The anticipation can be greater than the reward, if you do it right

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 04:51:53 +0000

Rho’s got that right! Maybe if you didn’t tie the shirt off at the waist; the whole point of the catholic schoolgirl fantasy is either “corruption of innocence” or “You think I’m innocent, but wait till you find out the truth!”

A long time ago I dated a rather attractive lady who kept me jumping through hoops before we ever made the beast with two backs. On the night she decided it was go time, she had on the full lingerie battle gear on: stockings, garters, panties, and fancy bra/chemise/whatever the heck you call it. All of it matched. All of it very, very expensive. All I wanted to do was get it all off as quickly as possible; in retrospect, it must have been like slaving away at a meal for hours, just to have someone sit down and gobble it in minutes, then loudly ask what’s for dessert!

It’s not the worst thing I’ve ever done, but it sure showed a lack of sophistication on my part.

Actually, I’m sure lingerie is for women’s amusement only. To me, it’s like getting a steak from a chef who gets too fancy with the vegetable garnish and gives me a plate that looks like a desert island diorama. Please, let that high quality steak speak for itself!

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 04:28:41 +0000

It’s never been my experience that men need anywhere *near* this much encouragement. I’ve always wondered how the lingerie business developed at all…

By: froofrou

froofrou — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 03:32:20 +0000

Oooh, and pigtails!

By: froofrou

froofrou — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 03:31:51 +0000

hehehehe………Mark, what about the plaid short skirt with a white button down tied at the waist (but up high) with knee high boots with 4 inch heels? Does that do anything for ya?

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 03:29:41 +0000

Oh, so Mr. Bigpants is too *good* for head asplosions, now.
Well, well!
*strikes match on froo’s boots*
*lights a french cigarette in long holder*

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 03:20:15 +0000

Oh, just stop it before my head explodes!

By: froofrou

froofrou — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 01:27:17 +0000

I have a picture of that too, hehehehehe. It’s hubby’s wallpaper on his phone on occasion.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 01:06:16 +0000

I could care less about stockings.

Boots, however, between calf and thigh length, especially with a skirt, that’s another story!

By: froofrou

froofrou — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 00:13:26 +0000

lol, sorry. Needed clarification.

By: Trainwreck Chaser

Trainwreck Chaser — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 00:11:28 +0000

Good! It’s too cold in Minnesota!

By: Trainwreck Chaser

Trainwreck Chaser — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 00:11:00 +0000

Love ya froo frou but tmi there.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 23:22:37 +0000

Hubby can’t stand stockings……the thin silk ones, anyway. Tights he can deal with, but if I were ever in a mood that I didn’t want him to touch me, all I’d have to do is put on a body stocking and problem solved. The texture and teh sensation actually makes his teeth hurt. So no stockings

By: charro

charro — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 23:17:46 +0000

I am partial to thigh highs myself. No garter, nothing else. Well, stilettos of course.

By: Other side of the Fence

Other side of the Fence — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 22:22:33 +0000

With the global warming and such, I could put all that coal to very good use.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 22:06:03 +0000

Note to self: Things not to wear to froo’s place…

By: froofrou

froofrou — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 22:01:04 +0000

My hubby likes the long dress shirt half buttoned up with hair over one eye and nothing else on. And the sleeves of the shirt half rolled up. I still have bruises from the last time I wore that.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 20:28:53 +0000

a/k/a “Old Man Winter”?

By: purple switch

purple switch — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 19:45:40 +0000

Surely the souls of children are a much more efficient fuel than mere coal?

*ahem* I mean… I’m sure santa is perfectly benign. There’s definitely no hidden agenda there, lurking in the back of the grotto. Send your kids to see him! It’ll be fun! And they’ll DEFINITELY have souls when they come back! Pinkie-swear!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 19:39:47 +0000

Never been one for that kind of detail. I just show up for the foreplay and sex. Then again, I personally am fond of long tshirt and knee high socks on the woman. I am simple like that.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 19:35:17 +0000

On a completely unrelated note, is anyone else having trouble with the voting page? I have one I want to overvote for and get to the front page

By: frooella de vill

frooella de vill — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 19:27:21 +0000

With or without the seam in the back?

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 18:59:30 +0000

I can dig thigh highs but have a preference for knee high.

By: slan agat

slan agat — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 18:47:47 +0000

What, no garter belt?

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 18:45:33 +0000

That it is.

By: teh penguin of doom

teh penguin of doom — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 18:44:27 +0000

Coal is quite useful.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 18:37:54 +0000

I am fond of women in knee highs myself since I am thinking outloud… Yum.

By: frooella de vill

frooella de vill — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 18:35:59 +0000

Tres chic

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 18:35:03 +0000

Ooooh, chics in stockings…

By: Kari

Kari — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 18:31:39 +0000

Ded Moroz is actually “Grandfather Frost”.

By: frooella de vill

frooella de vill — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 18:08:40 +0000

You know Putin got chicks in his stocking.

By: Ceziceu

Ceziceu — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 18:04:01 +0000

there isn’t a Santa in Russia ’cause they call it “Ded Moroz” (Дед Мороз) meaning sometihing like “Uncle Cold”