Comments on: Chia Trooper…

By: Meow

Meow — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:06:58 +0000

/WANT

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 07:53:45 +0000

Not by a long shot! Kudzu is on the TX Invasives list. It’s a non-native with the manners of a killer whale. Lantana, by comparison, just sprawls past the bounds of good taste.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 07:34:18 +0000

I love Lantana, don’t get me wrong, but it’s almost as prevalent as kudzu. It just has better publicists.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 07:01:40 +0000

family Solanaceae, that is.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 05:54:28 +0000

It only helps for a week, sad to say. Same thing with
the wild-form Datura, D. inoxia, family Solanacea,
known for its hallucinogenic properties…and plethora
of seeds.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:13:54 +0000

*has hissy-fit over beautiful Troll-Blaster 4000*
*savors aroma of Future-Haze Sativa blend*
I’m so glad you didn’t get me the Indica, ‘cuz Ima
hafta whoop up on some troll arse, and soon!
*goes all mushy*
You got the cinnamon-nutmeg kind. What’s that
other ingredient? It kind-of smells like ginger…

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 13:54:21 +0000

Bacardi? Bacardi?!?!? Gawd – end of days, all right… *Slides a double nip of warmed Drambuie over*

By: Steve

Steve — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 13:38:44 +0000

*falls blissfully on comfortable pillows*
Wait…*snaps out of it* did you say time travel?!? Oh that sounds like fun! *snatches time machine keys*
*travels forward in time, steals Troll-Blaster4000 proto-type and buys a bag of Future-Haze Sativa from Starbucks-Cannabis shop*
*travels back in time, puts Troll-Blaster4000 in Rhorho’s Christmas stocking*
*arrives at Present time with big bag of Future-Haze and a huge grin, tossing Rhorho the keys to the time machine*
Happy New Year!

By: rhorho

rhorho — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 02:12:01 +0000

Hearing this on her police scanner, Brenda at the 7-11
next door to Taco Bell dusts off the Mallomar display…

By: froofrou

froofrou — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 02:01:47 +0000

As it should be done.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:59:04 +0000

I prune my Lantana with a lawn mower.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:56:38 +0000

*time travels back; hops plane; drives rent car to Steve’s*
*grabs pillows and puts them under Steve as he tumbles*

Plants is plants, Dear. I’m a plant nut, that’s all.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:03:46 +0000

Oh, god, you can’t stomp Lantana to death.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:01:31 +0000

Yeah, the leaves aren’t similar at all, and the habits are
different. C. sativa would overshadow the corn plants
in no time, making them easier to spot, still.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 18:57:20 +0000

It’s more at “sprawling,” like a Lantana; one step up from “crawling.”

By: Seth

Seth — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 18:54:41 +0000

‘Rangy’ means a tall branching form, doesn’t it?

By: AC

AC — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 18:51:54 +0000

Reminds me of my geography teacher…

By: froofrou

froofrou — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 18:49:05 +0000

There are lots of corn fields around the area I grew up where you’d easily find a patch of plants out in the middle, shielded from sight by the corn. I’ve seen helicopters flying overhead looking for that very thing.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 18:44:39 +0000

Growers have raised C. sativas near Willow trees for protection from helicopter spotters. Unfortunately, they probably had trouble getting enough light on the plants, due to the shade from the trees.

By: Steve

Steve — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 17:11:36 +0000

*dispatch….dispatch…Unit 5 is en route to our next call…Over*
*what is your location Unit 5?*
*dispatch…situation under control…location…Taco Bell….over*

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 17:07:25 +0000

LOL, awesome DUDE!!!

*air guitars*

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 17:05:50 +0000

EXCELLENT!!!

By: Steve

Steve — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 17:03:27 +0000

No idea..never made hash. The sap of the plant is worthless however. The flowers and crystals coating them are the only part with any noticable THC content.

By: slan agat

slan agat — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 15:31:43 +0000

I remembered reading that one had to slit the buds before rubbing.

By: Steve

Steve — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 13:13:17 +0000

Not enough light always seems to be the problem IME…

Too bad growing it in your vegetable garden with natural sunlight would probably attract the wrong sort of attention!

By: Steve

Steve — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 13:10:42 +0000

Wouldn’t expect you to have been so knowledgeable on this topic…*swoons*

By: chimmeychango

chimmeychango — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 11:22:06 +0000

sativas can reach heights of over 20 foot with buds as long as 5 foot. the leaves of the average sativa are thin and can have more than 5 blades on each leaf(up to 13 i believe, but dont quote me on the number).indicas grow to about 5 foot, and are thicker in leaf size and overall stature(more bush like).if you are growing indoors its probably an indica, however with the long growing season in florida, sativas would be good in the outdoor climate.

By: chimmeychango

chimmeychango — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 11:06:40 +0000

i do not believe hashish has anything to do with the sap from the plant. hashish is made from whats on the outside of the flowers, not from whats in the stems.hash can be made as simply as rubbing it in your hands, and scrapping of the resin.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 09:19:38 +0000

Ranginess can be caused by poor lighting. Often full sun plants
brought indoors for the winter will “stretch” or get “leggy.” These
plants, though, are probably healthy, considering their owner’s
likely interest in caring for them. Their habit (overall shape) is
naturally rangy.

Weed: It’s not just a nickname.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 09:10:16 +0000

@Seth:

I’d say, juvenile sativa plants, they have a rangy habit unlike indica which grows one big fat bud. You can see one immature bud projecting out to the left.

I think C. indica is the shorter species with the rangy form and C. sativa is the taller, more elongated form species. Do you have them switched?

By: bluejade

bluejade — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 07:46:11 +0000

Could the ranginess could be a result of poor cultivation technique?

By: Tessie

Tessie — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 03:39:58 +0000

*radio static*
“Request backup unit with Cheetos… repeat… Cheetos”

By: WMDKitty

WMDKitty — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 02:28:05 +0000

Pass dat shit!

By: rhorho

rhorho — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 02:19:32 +0000

Thanks for the idea, Seth. I’m going to use that in my “End of Days” bunker, lest anyone try to get into my crates of Bacardi…

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 02:01:10 +0000

Nice! I do love an HP reference!

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:53:38 +0000

That is so cool…and geeky at the same time. Full of win!

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:51:55 +0000

I’ll record this in the minutes.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:50:43 +0000

Jane, OT, but [LINK]

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:36:05 +0000

OK, then, by popular and unanimous acclimation — the DUDE abides.

By: Seth

Seth — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:56:10 +0000

That really was one of my better ideas. We had kill switches disguised as phone jacks (you know, the old fashioned wall warty kind) so that if we were raided, and people were put up against the wall, they could kick one with their feet and bring down the server that held our patient data on an encrypted file system.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:52:23 +0000

You ought to get him to describe the kill switches he created for his office. It is totally made of 100% pure WIN

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:50:28 +0000

You are right, I did miss that one. Thanks! However, I think my original post stands in that you know everything about everything. In the best possible way of course.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:49:57 +0000

In bed…

By: Seth

Seth — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:46:09 +0000

To summarize for Jane, who might have missed it: I worked computer security and grew for one of the best non-profit medical cannabis clubs in California. They taught me everything I know on the subject.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:27:39 +0000

He only mentioned it in another lol at great detail as to the source of his information. ; )

By: froofrou

froofrou — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:26:44 +0000

Seth seems like the kind of guy who has working knowledge of this topic

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:26:33 +0000

*worries when I should start pitching Prinnies*

By: slan agat

slan agat — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:26:19 +0000

Specifically, the resin formed from the plant’s sap.

<__>

What?

By: slan agat

slan agat — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:25:06 +0000

Aye, d00d.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 22:38:07 +0000

I think the black bags give “it” away, but originally I thought someone was just being festive for the season.

Lol!