Comments on: OBAMA

By: rob

rob — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 12:41:05 +0000

I always thought he was kinda fat…

By: Bethany

Bethany — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 00:54:37 +0000

He coulda been shot before he got inaugurated, dumbass.

By: MNGirl

MNGirl — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 21:17:17 +0000

This shot isn’t pretty either.

Ugh, Obama is NOT attractive. He may be physically fit, but he is not pretty.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 20:45:17 +0000

Well really, without the dentures it’ll only gum you a little bit, no need for extra precautions…

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 09:13:53 +0000

You may be pleasantly surprised, but we’ll never hear of it if you are…

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 08:56:08 +0000

*whiney voice*
But then I can’t -feel- anything!

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 08:51:42 +0000

When I heard it, it was “If Oklahoma didn’t suck so
much, Texas would be in Mexico.”

Depends on your juxtaposition, I suppose…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 22:09:17 +0000

I died in traffic during the Apocalypse. I was three days from retirement and going to have a threesome on the weekend. Was going to marry both of the girls in a handfasting.

Stupid Apocalypse, couldn’t even kill me with a fireball. Nooooo, just had to be some old bat behind the wheel trying to cash in her lottery ticket… *grumbles*

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 22:06:38 +0000

Damn it, apocalypse^ What I wrote sounds like a person with really big lips.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 22:05:50 +0000

“How’d you die?”
“How’d I die? IN THE MOTHER F*CKING APOCALYPE!!!”

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 22:01:59 +0000

We survive the Apocalypse, of course. Like a movie, it was mostly hype.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 22:00:34 +0000

But what about Captain Kirk? How is he going to enter all of his Captain’s Logs if the Apocalypse has already happened?????

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:53:07 +0000

Ah…

So you’re not supposed to do both then… >_>

Well damn…

By: rhorho

rhorho — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:49:25 +0000

re Connecticut: STEPFORD WIVES!!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:44:10 +0000

Well, it’s like when your friend falls flat on their face while ice skating. For politeness sake you must first inquire as to their general well being. Next, when you find that all is well, you laugh your ass off with much pointing and ridicule.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:42:22 +0000

Can’t we do both at the same time? Or is that multitasking too much?

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:39:26 +0000

And THEN we’d laugh at her chicken wings. Good times.

By: AtlasShrugged

AtlasShrugged — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:38:35 +0000

Gotta admit, in some of the smaller towns it’s not unusual to see someone on a horse at the Sonic drive-in….

By: FaileV

FaileV — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:36:10 +0000

actually no, my opinion for heads of state in swim wear spans all genders, it’s not news. I don’t think we live in a perfect world where paparazzi will ceast to exist, but i prefer it’s kept to the professions where image matters over mind. We don’t need half naked pictures of govenors, kings, presidents, senators, or anything like that.
So if someone fired off a picture of Hillary Clinton in a bikini, I’d still be questioning the turn that media is taking toward our government. nice try though

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:32:57 +0000

Even with us having a laugh over it, we still wouldn’t call it newsworthy. So do you have a point or what?

I was making my remarks because I saw this as a news story on CNN. That is my issue. Pictures, smictures. Still isn’t news.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:31:02 +0000

That they do. They see one flesh devouring hole, they think they’ve seen them all.

I, of course, know nothing of such things as a humble servant. Yaaaaa, that’s what I am… *adds to note to make them ribbed armored condoms*

By: yeah OK

yeah OK — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:29:55 +0000

There is nothing sexy about malevolent and skin crawly. Not both together. Malevolent by itself, maybe. Too bad Putin’s both. I suspect he “won” ’cause he’s the white guy.

By: yeah OK

yeah OK — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:27:18 +0000

And YET, if someone had fired off a shot of Hillary Clinton in a bikini, you’d all be sitting here talking about her chicken wings. Gimme a break.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:24:45 +0000

*injured tone* Well I TOLD him I would take the dentures out but he wouldn’t believe me. That’s the thing about evil warlords, they have trust issues.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:23:34 +0000

Doh…

Add “stuck in my head” to that. Stupid typing fail.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:23:08 +0000

I now have that Jibjab video about Kerry and Bush where Kerry keeps mentioning his purple hearts…

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:21:21 +0000

Wyde is crazy like that. I imagine someone could be like, “McCain doesn’t believe in abortion” and he’d be like, “For the love of God, the man can’t lift his arms above his head! How about we torture you and see how YOU feel about women’s rights?!”

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:16:10 +0000

Ya, we aren’t talking about quality of character. We are talking about who we want to see in a swimsuit…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:14:22 +0000

Jealous? Of course I am…

*adds armored condoms to Max’s supply list for next requisition run with blacksmiths.*

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:11:56 +0000

You’re just jealous. The love between an evil warlord and his captive bride is special and you can’t handle it. :p

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:10:39 +0000

Not to mention that is SO besides the point. What does torture have to do with swimsuit shots? My grandmother wasn’t a war hero but that doesn’t mean I want to see her in a bikini.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:09:30 +0000

OMNOMNOMNOM…

Bwahahha.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:06:07 +0000

I was gonna try and help you out slan, but I got nothing. Sorry pal.

By: slan agat

slan agat — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 20:37:11 +0000

Y’know, I won’t dispute that McCain got the sh!t beat out of him by the Vietnamese, that it shows some spirit that he refused to pull strings to come home earlier than his fellow prisoners (the only time he didn’t exercise the privilege of his father’s rank, from what I can tell). But what makes me pause to think is: how do we define a hero? Where is that bar and how do we set it?

Are you a hero simply for taking a beating? Seems pretty shaky.

Are you a hero for getting hurt to spare other people from suffering? Weeeeeell, if you are, then the GOP have a lot of groveling to do to make it up to John Kerry and Max Cleland. And if so, did McCain’s determination to stay at the Hanoi Hilton relieve anyone of suffering? Did any of his mates get out any sooner because of him? There’s no conclusive answer there.

In short, are you a hero for what’s done to you, or for what you’ve done? We have to be careful about what terms mean, or else they don’t mean anything.

By: slan agat

slan agat — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 20:16:22 +0000

Didn’t we determine just a few lols ago that W himself was all ready to grab a piece of that bootay?

By: slan agat

slan agat — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 20:08:45 +0000

Fester, unless there’s someone keeping a separate one I wasn’t aware of, the Doomsday Clock was moved as recently as 17.01.2007 (link). Moved from 2353 to 2355 in light of the North Korean situation plus new climate change data.

By: slan agat

slan agat — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 20:01:17 +0000

xkcd black hat guy FTW!

When people hear I’m from Connecticut they…

um…

they think I…

*sigh*

By: HappyGestapo

HappyGestapo — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:35:22 +0000

I KNEW IT!!!! HE’S WHITE!!!!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:47:40 +0000

… That was almost enough to make me choke on my drink. Luckily my paranoia gives me restraint at work.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:40:44 +0000

Well, he’s been married like 5 times, maybe that’s why none of the marriages stuck.
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“Honey, I’m off for a drug-filled gay sex binge. I’ll call later.”

By: Wyde

Wyde — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 17:50:13 +0000

The reason “this shot of McCain is NOT pretty” is because he was a tortured war hero. Go ahead and read his Wikipedia page. See if you’d like that done to you, while denying the oppurtinity of freedom for renouncing your nation and making sure you were the last POW in the camp to leave. Then read about how his arms were broken so many times, he can’t lift them above his head anymore. And that’s just a summary.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 17:05:55 +0000

Very true. I give the man his credit. He looks better at 47 than I do at 27 and definitely better than I will at 47.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 17:03:24 +0000

How many of his competitors were 47 years old?

By: Marshy

Marshy — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 16:44:32 +0000

I haven’t seen Obama beach pictures in real news… However, I saw him twice in “Best Beach Bodies” section of magazines lately… He’s not THAT great. Is Hollywood running out of hot guys?

By: PiMan

PiMan — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 14:04:32 +0000

And I don’t much expect that to change in the near future.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 10:50:15 +0000

you have viagra tabs in the name of another man when you’re on probation for falsifying your name on prescriptions and they don’t charge you?

Means when you were packing up from the motel you were in, you picked up the other guy’s viagra and could prove it…

‘We had a weekend of wild, drug fuelled, gay sex, and I picked up his viagra… ooops’

and the word I think is turgid when applied to erectile tissue.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 10:46:49 +0000

@Pi – the Apocalypse watch has been stuck between 10 to and 5 to midnight since before Professor Bronowski died…

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 10:43:43 +0000

=== ()()()()()()
Attempt at drawing a flung poo fail…
Someone MUST be able to do better…

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 10:40:43 +0000

Now, now, now…

By: AtlasShrugged

AtlasShrugged — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 06:32:22 +0000

I shall nick-name him “Shaft”.
Not because of who he looks like, but what we shall probably receive from him and the IRS soon.