Comments on: MAKE LOLS NOT WAR

By: Jose

Jose — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 22:09:28 +0000

The GMod cat @_@

By: peter

peter — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 17:21:18 +0000

it is a bomb

By: TehDawg101

TehDawg101 — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:19:49 +0000

… wait what we tallkin bout?!

By: TehDawg101

TehDawg101 — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:14:40 +0000

O_o u herd or saw nothing o_0 … if ur reading this im comein fo joo!!!!

By: TehDawg101

TehDawg101 — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:12:01 +0000

:O its beutiful…..now give me all ur wars wit the lolz!!!!!!! ALSO funneh picture where u get….?

By: little silver

little silver — Fri, 22 May 2009 19:43:03 +0000

I just love that picture. It’s one of the reasons why I love this country!

By: Brianna

Brianna — Fri, 22 May 2009 19:01:51 +0000

Great one!

By: Danbala

Danbala — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 23:52:27 +0000

Haahaha.

By: Daria

Daria — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 23:46:55 +0000

Yeah well, cute little kittens don’t blow up in discos and restaurants and shout “Allah Hu Akbar”.

By: Madcowyup

Madcowyup — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 22:33:26 +0000

EPIC WIN!!

By: Tessie

Tessie — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 18:29:04 +0000

One of the commentators on a radio station I used to was an African American guy named Marvin something. His review of “Jurassic Park” included the observation that, “Any time you see a movie that has monsters AND black people in it? The brothers are going down”.

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 12:11:10 +0000

That’s possibly the most succinct recall of that piece of history, and that takes effort. Good call, Slan. No reply from Uncle Fester yet…
There certainly was terrorism on the part of the Israelis, directed at Palestinians and the British (Wiki up Menachem Begin, Yitzhak Shamir or Ariel Sharon), and while I would agree with any assertion that all were responsible for much bloodshed, I would regard “genocide” as a really inflammatory, exaggerational word.
I commend for your perusal a book called “The Fifty Years War: Israel and the Arabs” by Ahron Bregman and Jihan El-Tahri (I think BBC published, circa 1998-1999).

By: adam antichrist

adam antichrist — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 11:12:26 +0000

living in the real world fail
and with a name like that I bet you have a tiny schlong haha

By: adam antichrist

adam antichrist — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 11:11:11 +0000

all this and without a source!
I suppose it must be true…

By: adam antichrist

adam antichrist — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 11:09:37 +0000

you spelled your name wrong.
liAr

By: charro

charro — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 03:24:15 +0000

*does wall-e hand gesture*
I can’t wait.

By: charro

charro — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 03:23:17 +0000

*snork*
Sorry, I fell asleep.

By: C'est Moi

C'est Moi — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 23:13:55 +0000

-sings with-

Hehe, awesome song.

By: C'est Moi

C'est Moi — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 23:03:37 +0000

-helps Frou-

-closes all the cupboard doors too-

Yay OCD?

By: slan agat

slan agat — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 16:16:36 +0000

See, Fester, this is exactly froo’s problem with you, and as much as it pains me to say it, she’s right: If anyone disagrees with you on a point of substance, you abandon facts entirely. You don’t argue, you hurl empty insults and make yourself completely useless. It’s beneath you.

Now, you just sit and listen to Gomez, Fester. We’re going to catch you up on history.

After WWI, the British found themselves stuck with a rather large mandate in the Middle East. It included what are now Iraq, Jordan and Israel. They made a deal right quick for home rule in Iraq, but there was no small amount of political pressure on to re-establish a Jewish homeland in what was traditionally Judea. This movement had been building for quite a long time by then, and the post-war government was taking it seriously. So Churchill made a deal to put Abdulla I on the throne in Trans-Jordan, which became Jordan, to keep that land out of the Zionist equation, and set about a plan to partition a Jewish homeland in Palestine.

Still with me? Good.

The partition issue got too hot to handle for the British, so they turned it over to the UN after WWII. The Arab League fanned the flames of Palestinian Arab resistance to any deal, however. When the state of Israel declared independence, the Palestinian Arabs who tried to leave ended up in camps, where they were told to sit tight for a little while because all the surrounding Arab armies were going to invade, push the Jews into the sea, and give the Palestinian Arabs the whole enchilada.

You see how well that worked out. Five times.

Which is why there are permanent “refugee camp” communities of Palestinians, victims of generations of refusal to compromise and eithe rlive peacefully as Israeli citizens (as a very large number of Arabs do) or be accepted within the borders of their Arab neighbor states.

Now, do you have any facts to back up your bald assertion of “genocide” by Israelis against Palestinian Jews, or are you once again talking straight out your arse?

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 16:08:54 +0000

… Okay… But I don’t wear women’s shoes… I can do the rest though…

I mean NO. NO NO NO… BAD DW! No Biscuit!

*chases self with spray bottle of water*

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 16:07:34 +0000

I’ve always been too busy using my wang to complain that it is lacks foreskin. I honestly enjoy my sensitivity just fine. I like to draw it out a bit.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 16:04:14 +0000

Oh you’re gonna get it…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 16:03:49 +0000

*cuddle*

By: slan agat

slan agat — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 16:02:59 +0000

Exactly the point, Cat. Rather than accept the Palestinians leaving Israel, the Arab League told them to sit tight for just a few days while the combined armed forces of all the surrounding countries pushed the Jews into the sea.

Yep, that worked well.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 07:09:03 +0000

I think they changed that in TNG, but I could be dis-remembering.

By: Schlong

Schlong — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 04:02:08 +0000

erm, why not make lolz about war? being as war is necessary, you hippy gits!

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 02:55:46 +0000

But, Unc, this is a cat, not a person…

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 02:53:15 +0000

That stuff is a miracle!

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 02:50:30 +0000

…and in movie production.

By: matthiasman

matthiasman — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 02:29:28 +0000

I’m so glad someone got the reference. xD

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 21:19:38 +0000

Prove me wrong then, apologist…

By: slan agat

slan agat — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 21:01:10 +0000

So sorry you don’t know your history, Fester. Your mocking’s not worth mocking at this point.

By: Winni-Pig

Winni-Pig — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 19:58:02 +0000

Fabulous!

By: froofrou

froofrou — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 19:44:09 +0000

At least you’ll keep your wang clean, as you clearly lack the ability to clean up your sentences.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 19:13:00 +0000

Slan dear, you’re now talking straight bollocks… and thus are now in the mocking area of old Fester… so, go stick your head in a pig, you retard, since you’re no longer worth discussing stuff with…

I fart loudly at you, then wipe the sloppy follow through across your face.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 18:37:10 +0000

To quote an allergic friend who was dating a cat-owner:
“Claritin!”

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 18:00:22 +0000

So basically, everything I have been doing has made me irrisistable to cats. *sigh* This explains the allergy hangover I have this morning from being at my aunt’s house. Worse than an alcohol hangover as it wasn’t preceded by lot’s of fun the night before.

By: An Cat Dubh

An Cat Dubh — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 17:04:19 +0000

Be more specific. The GAULS lived there, and still do, only they’ve mingled with the Romans and the Germanic tribes.
And Slán: I’ve never heard of such a case, but I do know no Arab in his right mind will let his daughter marry a Palestinian man, nor would Israeli Arabs relinquish their Israeli citizenship.

By: An Cat Dubh

An Cat Dubh — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 16:47:09 +0000

They didn’t. They shot and massacred one another during the wars between Fat’h and Hamas. Then they got medical treatment in Israel and found out Israel isn’t nearly as cruel as they were taught to believe.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 15:40:27 +0000

I dunno, Slan. “Right of Return”, after nearly 2000 years absence? It’s more like me going to France and kicking someone out of their home. “Well, 2000 years ago the Celts owned this here land, so I have a right to take it away from you!” Just doesn’t jibe to me.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 15:19:31 +0000

“Mom, the lightbulb is out. Want me to change it?”
“No no, don’t worry about me. I’ll just sit here in the dark. And starve.”

By: froofrou

froofrou — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 15:17:46 +0000

That’s true of a lot of animals. If you’ve ever heard of the horse whisperer, he describes in his book how to get a horse to approach you. It’s all body language, and making yourself non-threatening. Don’t square your shoulders toward the horse, eyes down, look at the horse through the corner of your eyes. It allows the horse to approach YOU, instead of the other way around. I guess it’ll work on cats too, if they’re so inclined to deign themselves to approach in the first place.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 14:26:27 +0000

*A Jewish man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”

*”Not too good,”says the mother. “I’ve been very weak.”

*The son asks, “Why are you so weak?”

*She answers, “Because I haven’t eaten in 38 days.”

*The man says, “That’s terrible! Why haven’t you eaten in 38 days?

*The mother answers, “Because I didn’t want my mouth filled with food if you called.”

By: slan agat

slan agat — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 14:18:43 +0000

JewishMother!Jareth…go on, have fun, forget about the baby…

By: slan agat

slan agat — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 14:11:21 +0000

You have a future in the derivative bond market.

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 12:14:33 +0000

Impressive headdesk moment there, buddy. If I may suggest, though, move your keyboard over some distance – explaining why there are key marks embedded in your forehead may be harder than you think.

By: slythwolf

slythwolf — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 05:28:01 +0000

IT IS MADE OF EPIC EPIC WIN OMG SO MUCH WIN IT MAKES ME CAPSLOCK IT IS THE CAPSLOCK OF FLAILY DOOM \o/

…sorry about that. -_-;

By: viking gal

viking gal — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 04:40:42 +0000

Mostly the dead guys in red shirts were security. But engineering staff also wore red shirts. Why do I know this? Geek!

By: AtlasShrugged

AtlasShrugged — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 02:35:33 +0000

“Diplomacy is saying “Nice Kitty” and petting it with one hand while reaching for a stick with the other”
(I forgot who said this)