And I woulda gotten away wit it if it weren’t for you meddlin kids.
(John McCain )
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In bed.
WITH. A. PENIS. ‘Tis said now.
That’s so full of win it’s just untrue.
Are… are you jesus? ‘Cause I didn’t mean it when I said you don’t exist…
Jesus, Penis. It’s a common mistake.
Trumpets! Lightnings! The earth trembles! But into the Virgin’s womb
thou didst descent with noiseless tread. ~Agathias Scholasticus
hmmmm …
Second !
2th!
2rd! (in retrospect, that looks like turd)
Which would be absurd
But from what I’ve observed
It’s the best word uttered.
Twelvity fifth!
He should have gotten away with it but at least we still have a half-white man in the White House. All these idiotic, lazy, and free-loading black democrats need to wake up to the fact that Michelle is black and her husband is not!
So he’s off-white? Kinda magnolia or something?
doh.. color is not important, at least not to a blind person
hmmm, cupcakes …
Cupcakes?
Magnolia = great cupcake bakery in Greenwich Village NYC.
Just another random solipsism.
Can I have one?
A solips? Sure. Needs ginger though.
*snort*
Can I have a cupcake to wash down the solips and ginger?
Why? Are they dirty?
THESE ones are. Are you implying that you have clean ones!?
Based on my knowledge of Charro and ginger, I’d not have a bit of Parkin in their house… I’m just saying…
MMmmmMMmm ginger.
*looks around*
*blushes*
Hai guys!
Wow – what a smile! And she didn’t eat a crumb!
*Left wondering if he’ll ever hear of the wisdom of a magnolia cup-cake*
Can I still have a cupcake?
I was trying to find out if magnolia is a colour or flavour in the cupcake above.
Oh, well. Have to make my own.
*Pulls out tray of chocolate flourless cupcakes (70% Lindt), slides over plate to Charro*
Wouldn’t that be cannibalism?
He said Lindt, dear, not lint. Good imported chocolate rather than belly button fluff.
*nom nom nom*
MMMMMMmmmM flourless Lindt chocolate cupcakes….
Can I get some Soylent Green with this too? For that cannibalosm thing Rho mentioned. Sounds intriguing
I imagine she envisioned
silken sweet complexity lapping at itself
or some such thing.
I meant to say cannibalism. Soylent Green?
*holds out box of Soylent crackers*
“Maybe the secret ingredient is people.”
“There’s already a soda like that: Soylent Cola.”
“How is it?”
“It varies from person to person.”
Soylent Green: Now with more girls!
Yeah, I really don’t mind that he’s half-black, half-white or anything, but it miffs me when people make him out to be truly black and something of a liberator of the oppressed. Well-versed African-Americans don’t act that way about him, even if they are happy with him winning. There are just a lot of people lately acting like their savior has finally come to save them from… oppression? It really leaves a bad taste in my mouth – and I’m all for Mr. Obama!
It’s likely that Americans will expect too much too soon from Obama.
Our instant gratification society will certainly lose patience rapidly,
forgetting that it took an extremely incompetent man eight years to
get us into this mess.
By its very nature, cleaning takes longer than mess-making. Bush had
the Law of Entropy on his side, lest we forget.
It did’nt take him eight years to get us into this mess, it took him two, and then let it spiral out of control for the next six
I’ll agree that the bonfire was already burning, but that’s not to
say that it went on without further stoking, and additional fuel…
When it comes to leadership, “letting it spiral out of control for six” is no different from actively messing the mix. Rho covered that by noting the Law of Entropy.
It’s likely that Americans will expect too much too soon from Obama.
Have you been to CrooksandLiars or The Huffington Post lately? Wow. They began calling for his head around Thanksgiving.
The Huffington Post? Sounds kinda… fluffy. Like you might find how-to-knit-teddy-bear-jumper pages here.
Yeah, it’s fluffy. No patterns, though.
Columnists were all over the Obama train until he showed himself to be a *gasp* centrist and he meant it when he said he would be president *clutch pearls* all of America.
Is ‘centrist’ worse than ‘socialist’?
It depends on which one you are, I suppose.
‘English’
Well, that’s something else entirely.
“…and now for something completely different.”
Monty Python = Epic Win!
The remaining unseen part of that movie was epically funny.
“A man with a third buttocks!”
Obama’s alleged “move” to the center has brought on
waves of chagrin, as LG described so comically well.
What seems strange is that this same “move” to the
center has not been equally accepted by those on the
right. Perhaps they expect a trick?
Perhaps it’s because the right wing hasn’t had to compromise in quite a while and they’re out of the habit.
They had probably better start remembering pronto if they want any presence at all in 2010 or oh-12
Excuse me ? George W. Bush was a compromise, and McCain
was ….on the left side of the aisle (except for military
concerns).
What passes for conservative now was liberal 15 or 20 years ago.
What was conservative 20 years ago was liberal 50 years ago,
and so on.
Now a politicians job is to overtly buy votes. It used to be an
implied mandate. We are being sold out. That may be past tense.
Soon there will be no money left to buy votes. Oh dear,
what will politicians do THEN ???
Prostitute their relatives…
What passes for ignorance now was stupidity 20 years ago. Are you young or forgetful, trying to school us completely arse backwards?
The Overton window has been shifting steadily to the right for just about my entire lifetime, child. You have no idea what you’re talking about.
I thought that, but even I get tired of calling people ‘stupid’
HuffPo is the forum of Arianna Huffington, who used to be a strong supporter of the Republican party, but who got better. She’s now the sort of person who gets invited to guest host when one of the devoutly liberal news/commentary presenters on MSNBC is off for the night.
Her Post is similarly a bulwark of the American political left, blending fact reporting and center-left commentary until the line between journalism and editorializing gets fuzzy. As a one-time student of traditional journalism I recognize that as a fault, but HuffPo and its ilk provide a desperately needed counterweight against the right wing bloviations of the allegedly mainstream Fox “News.”
i agree with you!
Obvious troll is obvious.
Here’s your sign. And matching hood.
You just know that anyone in the US posting at that much bile at that god awful time has been up all night clinging bitterly to his guns and religion, and is still brooding over the fall of New Orleans in War of Northern Agression…
PK time is U.S. western, so if Mr. Dumbasses is in the U.S. eastern time
zone, he posted at 7:56. He must have missed the school bus…
…the short one, that takes him to “Special Sunday School.”
Nice recovery.
Coffee is a beautiful thing.
So is Cake.
Ah the most sacrosanct of all the desserts.. Cake
*noms on cake from little girls birthday party*
MMMMMmmmMMMmMMmMm Cake.
The cake is a lie!
Not according to my thighs it’s not…
They just need exercise…
I’ll agree with you…
Always exercise your thighs.
The place where Noah’s ark looks like the one behind my name
rather than the alternative version behind my name…
Unfortunately, this link is blocked.
They that link!
Wow. You’re taking all of the fun out of the Bible!
I was raised with a Dore illustrated bible…
Still love Dore illustrations to this day. No one could engrave light and dark better than he, in my opinion.
I’d never heard of Gustav Dore until a couple of weeks ago. I stumbled upon his art chasing a ‘creation science’ link my sister sent me (don’t go there. Just… don’t). I’ve since managed to get most of those pictures you would’ve grown up with onto my laptop. Dore was every bit as good as Blake, possibly better. Gotta love engraving.
If you can find his work done from the pate when it was ‘fresh’ , then I’d favour better….
Certainly captures the angle of “great vengeance an furious anger”, both of God and man…
Plus, everybody was so buff back then…
but tiny private parts
That’s not fair: That water is c-c-cold!
It’s a leitmotif. Big boobies and tiny willies.
Really? I always thought the women were a little on the small side, yet pudgy around the middle, with some fine dimpling in the thighs.
That sounds gentlemanly: Compliment the
ladies, without overstating the male image.
Sorry, above was @Unc.
@Jane: I think the ideal female figure has
changed in the meantime.
Hey, they still do it for me…
I feel left out of most discussions, because
I’m too big to complain about being too small,
and I’m too small too complain about being
too big.
*cue “mediocrity rant” from end of Amadeus.
Rock me Amadeus
Wait, so you’re complaining because you can’t complain because you’re perfect already? ;o)
Perfectly medium?
At least I am relatively sure you can find bras that fit and are without granny straps. As flattering as Fester’s compliments of “BOOOBIES!” are I think I’d go for breast mediocracy in a heartbeat. But then, it’s the whole “grass is greener” thing. I could also go off on a rant about how we, as women, are trained from the cradle to hate everything about ourselves, but now isn’t the time.
*hears Jane’s rant in her head*
I’m sure we all have the same rant sweetie.
*commiserates*
Ditto.
Have some chocolate?
*passes out hazelnut truffles*
Oh mai these are delicious.
*nom nom nom*
Would anyone like a hot fudge sundae?
*points to self-serve ice cream bar*
I take the view that, since I don’t have them, it’s not my call to tell women what they should look like. I like boobies, from tiny ones to ones you need both hands and a mouth to deal with. I’m pretty catholic like that :0) However, may taste, or lack there of, I don’t regard as a benchmark :¬>
It’s like I don’t give instruction on child birth, since, unless at the very least, I’m having a sac-wax on the next table, I don’t have a CLUE about the ‘birthing experience’. A vague, handflappy, knowledge of ‘plumbing’ REALLY counts for nought!
I’ve witnessed two births, both being my sons. Lynn wants to try for a girl… I think women are out of their damned minds.
Yes, yes we are. How about that?
Humans don’t fully remember pain.
@Unc: I remember all sorts of pain though… Part of why I’m so bitter.
@charro: More like an observation. After all, I don’t expect a sane person to want to have sex with me.
Hmm. In my experience, childbirth, while no fun really, is more like “really hard work” than “torture”. (I figure that’s why it’s called “labor”.) Like running wone of those Iron Man triathlon thingies, only at the end, instead of a t-shirt, you get a whole human being. Coolness. ;o)
Obviously, that’s supposed to be “one”. Not “wone”, whatever the hell that is….
Lemme put it this way. She was going to go natural birth each time, only to chicken out almost before it was too late… Apparently she forgot the lack of sleep, etc, etc that occurs for months afterward.
So yes, out of her damned mind…
@ Unc: I have also heard that women specifically have a hormone that allows them to block out the pain of childbirth, hence, the population of the species. I’m not sure if that’s an urban legend or not, but it would explain these weirdos who have 16 kids naturally with no pain meds. I’m all for the epi and a c-section every fricking time. At least I was never in much pain. Just a backache from the back labor……and that only lasted a couple of hours.
@DWN I knew you were being observant. I just like to say “Yes. Yes it is. How about that?”
Or yes we are.. whatever.
I guess that means hubby is insane because no sane person would stick aorund with me for such an extended period of time.
Also, I’ve never had a child.. So I can’t weigh in on that.
But the insane chics give the best head… >_>
Or so they say. I think Lynn with her mild psychosis does a damn fine job. I wouldn’t try the high levels of crazy I have found. Not worth the head if they try to bite the tip off too. Crazy womenfolk… *pointless fist waving*
Oh yes.. we do give the best head.
*pointless wave fisting*
Yep. God bless those crazy pagans…
You switching off your blue-lit name for any random reason, DWN? Or is your name-stalker back for more?
*wonders what may work where a troll-stick won’t*
Troll Machete?
Oh, when I post from home, I don’t have my link up due to laziness. It autofills at work.
Hey, racist troller, you might consider the number of free laoding white conservatives out there. Let’s see, W. went to Andover, Yale, and Harvard, despite bottom-feeder grades and polysubstance dependence. Neil Bush is constantly involved in business scandals and hooks up with prostitutes supplied by the Chinese military. Jeb of course raised his kids really well, too – all of them have criminal records from stalking to stealing drugs to feed a drug habit.
Oh laurdy, I meant “free loader,” for crying out lauod.
*admires teh awesome*
I’m surprised this post wasn’t savaged by the usual Bush apologists…
Nah! They would have to look up the facts, then wait for a shock jock to
tell them why they know she’s wrong…
you missed out ‘drug-addled, sexually harassing’ before shock jock…
Fail on me. In my head, “drug-addled” and “sexually harassing”
are incorporative.
I know – it’s like ‘leader of mega-church’ and the pro-noun phrase ‘tweaking, cottaging, closeted’
They’re rather personal pronouns you’ve got there…
It’s cumbersome. I don’t call you “creepy, kooky, myster-
ious and spooky Uncle Fester” for the same reason.
I like to remind people of the type of people they’re citing as ‘authority’, when they actually manage to be more venal and nasty than the people they try to vilify.
Well, you are certainly informative, and your
reminders are well-placed…unless directed at me,
of course.
Not sure what you’re really driving at here… Michelle is bang-worthy but Obama isn’t? Hrm…
Why are you more than one dumbass? Is it because you’re so full of racism it takes more than one to contain it all? Or do you just need more than one mouth to spew your hate-fueled monotonous diatribe?
Either way, you fail. Half-black -japanese -chinese -native american -indian -WHATEVER, it is still an historic election for the United States of America. Even if America is just a little less racist for it, IT IS STILL LESS RACIST. Except for you apparently.
Mr. Dumbasses serves a purpose. The knowledge of his existence allows
the rest of us to feel one step further along the evolutionary process.
More like one giant leap …
Ah… I Feel much better then.
*revels in her advanced-ness*
In bed…
With a penis
Interesting… New or used?
Well, it’s used now fer sher.
Always good news.
Yep, your name suits you. Everyone who knows their US history and anything about races also knows that
Obama is as black as the majority of AAs — including Michelle! It is hard to find ANY blacks in this country are not mixed. Maybe you can luck out by looking deeply in South Carolina where blacks were more isolated. That is why Obama doesn’t look “mixed”. Most people considered “half-black” in the country are more European than African.
Sheesh! Let racism die.
If Obama looks black, people will call him black. Even if a person was half black, if they look white they will be called white, and if they look black they will be called black.
I guess this captioner feels that
brevity is the soul of with.
Brevity the soul of width, perhaps?
And so now we have the Annointed one- one that will leave you wishing you had voted for McCain in the first place. Give the idiot time- he’ll screw things up beyond belief.
Man, having a president who screws things up beyond belief would really be terrible, wouldn’t it? I mean, can you imagine?
Oh dear god! A president who screws things up beyond belief?! NOOOOO!!!!! That has NEVER happened in our history!! Whatever will we do?! Harbinger of doom!! HARBINGER OF DOOM!!!!!!
*faints*
no you’re wrong because Harbinger was the name of the company my
deceased brother’s last boss left in 1983 and this is on my myspace
and if you’re a human being with integrity you’ll apologize for implying
anyone else could or should use that word and all I do is base my
comments upon my life experiences thanks for being mature
no you’re wrong, because my deceased mother used to make
artificial limbs in Darfur, in Somalia, for your deceased brother’s
boss’s company, and it was called Harlequin, and it’s proven on my
myspace not your myspace, and you’re not as mature as I am,
which is also clearly reported in several local papers from 1992,
kthx.
And another who seems to have no grace in defeat.
Get over it, your dog must be tired of you kicking him when you think of losing….
Heh, I always laugh at those who say people who don’t think Obama walks on water are poor losers.
There are just as many gloating, ungracious winners here.
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think Obama is teh ev1L one about to bring the apocalypse, but I think people are expecting waaaaay to much out of him.
No, Obama is an American politician, thus corrupt and inept. However, he won.
Generally speaking, you can tel out of the box the retards… Gungadin has always been a retard every time ‘he’ has posted… you’re one for telling me my opinion of Obama, when actually, I despise them all with equal venom. So, feel free to kiss my arse…
Nope, no grace in defeat, de arms, de legs …
Reminds me of a Harry Belafonte song. Mum used to love him, so I can’t possibly be racist.
*Gaaagghhh! Out of my head! Out of my head!*
From a former Bush-supporter, (I’m now all for the shaven ladies) I’ve got to say you really must have your head so far up your ass that you can’t see the light of day. Bush screwed things up pretty bad, and I’m pretty sure Obama knows better than to half the stuff W did.
Well, it sounds like you’re still in the middle of the road,
sort of like a landing strip
Nothing short of Obama pulling down his pants and taking a huge dump on the sidewalk in front of the White House will ever make me wish I’d voted for McCain. And even the public dumping is doubtful unless it’s fully of little pieces of human bones that are later determined to have come from homeless children.
and then there’s a video of him laughing while eating them alive on Youtube…
and masturbating…
in bwap!
Now take off his mask so we can see who the slime goblin really is! …….What? You’re serious?
You mean…. that IS his face? -twiiiiiiiitch-
GOD WATCHES YOU MASTUERBATE!!!
In which the Mastuermind Fruekuez decided to go on a Mastuer Cleanse and
put it on his Mastuercharge.
I WANT A SCOOBY SNACK!
>_> <_<
Just to get off our wobbly soapboxes for a moment (Pleeeeze!!! Pleeeze!!! But I must remember that’s what occurs on PK):
The quote in the balloon sounds familiar, from my very distant youth. Was it a stock villain quote from youngsters’ stories, where the little kid(s) cleverly trip up the mean old nasty? Or from a comic book (the kind I wasn’t allowed to read before I was 14)?* Or from an afternoon-TV kids cartoon series (most of which came out after my childhood)?
*I was allowed to read Superboy, but not Superman — figure that out. And my mom supplied me with Classics Illustrated ad ifinitum — about 80 of them. I don’t think it was Howdy Doody’s Mr. Bluster, because mostly he was tripped up by Howdy himself — perhaps with some collusion from Buffalo Bob or Princess Summerfallwinterspring. And Clarabell?
Scooby Doo
It’s from Scooby Doo? No wonder, the comment just bove mine! Yep, Scooby Doo started after my TV-cartoon-watching days.
There may have been other instances of mad villains anguishing over
meddling, pesky kids, but the line was part of every episode of “Scooby
Doo.”
Usually uttered by the owner of the old amusement park.
while being handcuffed by a strangely generic sheriff.
The thing on his wrist looks kl a handcuff, too…
And for some reason, all of them sounded like Casey Cassum. Weird.
Until then, keep reaching for the skies!
Zoiks!
Jinkies!
Velma Dinkley, Norville ‘Shaggy’ Rogers, Fred ‘Freddie’ Jones, Daphne Blake…
We shall not see their Xerographed like again…
aww, don’t blame it on the meddlin’ kids! what did they ever do to you? you know it was because of your wildly incompetent running mate.
The meddlin’ kids wouldn’t GET OFF HIS LAWN!
Actually, it was because of the wildly incompetent 52% of America.
Ah, a cretin, exercising his right to free speech. And like the mouthings of cretins, largely a waste of bandwidth…
No, it was barely 50% that voted for Bush twice. And some of them have gotten smarter.
nice work
out of curiosity, when was the last time 52% of americans actually did anything? seems that normally it’s 30 or so percent that gets things done. this is a place where people have statistics, maybe someone might enlighten me
Only 23% of people in the US actually voted for Obama. The majority didn’t vote (by choice or not), while only 20% voted for McCain.
Anyone have the statistics on how many Californians actually voted for Prop 8?
Also, sorry to be nitpicky, but are those statistics based on people of voting age? Or registered voters or what. Thanks!
When I said by choice or not, I meant I was including people legally not allowed to vote, such as children.
.
69 million people voted for Obama, there are 300 million people in the US. I just gave the percentage.
Sorry I was reading it at 4 in the morning having been rudely awakened from my slumber. I did not catch that part. Thanks for clarifying.
Point of order, your number includes messes of folks ineligible to vote (little kids for example) so the 23% number is meaningless. 62.3% of eligible voters voted in the past Presidential elections, .
52% of those folks voted for Obama. That means ~32.4% of all eligible voters voted for Obama, ~29.9% voted McCain and ~38% said “Screw it” and watched reruns of Full House instead.
PEOPLE STILL WATCH FULL HOUSE?!?!?!
I’ve channel surfed by it as recently as yesterday afternoon!
The Olson twins will be 84 and they’ll still be showing that in syndication. LOL
*barfs*
Pre-supposing that one of them doesn’t die in jail for supply of proscribed drugs…
Allegedly, of course…
The endorsement from Bush, and his own age, didn’t help either.
He was a victim of the times. No Republican would’ve won in this election.
I’ve had that thought, too. Colin Powell may have had a chance. He wouldn’t
have had the association with Bush, considering he left angry. Dunno, though.
That’s a tough one.
Powell/McCain – or even McCain/Powell – may have brought in a few more states. Certainly would have made it a lot closer. And if McCain went out of his way to differentiate his policies and philosophy from Bush (without sticking to that mustang crap)… well, it would’ve evened the odds somewhat. Why nobody sought Powell is completely beyond me.
IIRC, Powell expressed no interest in running.
One of McCain’s problems was that he employed the same firm that unfairly broke his campaign in 2000. To me, that action devolved his righteous cred into a streaming trail of cat sick…but I digress.
Honestly, it was the youth that screwed McCain.
Or was it McCain that screwed the youth?
LOL, I can’t say “in bed” because, according to PK, I’ve said that once
too often.
Oh noes!
But you did have the perfect opportunity to use the ‘with a penis’ card.
*In bed*
It’s like ‘Magic: The Card Game’… just with body parts…
Speaking as the only female in the MTG club for two years, you have no idea. *sigh*
Unc is the only female in the MTG club? (Sorry, *had* to…)
“Have I been emasculated?” Fester demanded.
Sorry…coming off a two-week break, my think-meats are a little atrophied. I cannot brain today; I have the dumb.
It’s a shame my grammar OCD had to go into over-
drive (OCD-OD) on your return.
*hugs*
*hugs back* No worries. If no one had caught that, I would have thought everyone was going soft!
In bed.
Awww!
Video gamers… Solid as a rock.
To paraphrase: more of a woman than you’ll ever be, more of a man than you’ll ever have, sugar… :¬>
*sings*
More than a woman, more than a woman to me…
you can call me ‘Footdog’
OUCH!! Why would you want me to call you that?
[LINK]
You don’t have to… it was what they used to call me at the gym.
Never did understand why…
Did you bite their ankles?
Lynn plays too for what that is worth. We just don’t bring out the cards because our sons would destroy them. >_<
Ooh, yeah, small children and cards don’t go well together. I learned that when my sister, who was two at the time, got ahold of my Pokemon cards. >.< She had a hatred for anything made of paper in those days.
I would like to play again though and Lynn liked it too. Especially with her counter and screw you deck. I should have never built it for her. Or her merfolk drown deck. Or anything else for that matter… Wicked woman.
I play green/white mostly; I try to get as much health as I can, and by then I’ve gotten out some of my big creatures to beat the snot out of everyone else. I need a bit of time to get it going, but it usually works.
I like black the most personally. I also have a fondness for red and blue. However, sometimes you just need to grab out some Green and issue a beating.
My best friend since I was six years old is Black and I’m White. He’s never been to Africa and I’ve never been to Germany. So why do the majority of Black people in American call themselves African-Americans and White people just call themselves White instead of Irish-Americans or German-Americans or Russian-Americans? Native Americans I can understand; but African-Americans who know nothing about Africa and could care less about what is going on there and wouldn’t live there if they had a chance because it’s infinitely better in the States? Why can’t they just be Americans like the rest of us? All this talk about Unity and Equality but people still demand to be referenced by a country they have never been to…just doesn’t make sense.
Couldn’t care less. If someone could care less it means they DO care, even if it’s just a little. Just so you know, you know?
I feel the same way too. “Race” is just a bunch of bullplop.
“Bullplop” – now, that’s a worthy word. Mind if I borrow that one? I’m all out of “in bed” cards, and I’m down to my last “with a penis”, so you’ll have to work out a fair exchange rate.
Sure. Bullplop may be used. I actually got it from the Simpsons, so we’ll call it shareware. =o)
Africa is a continent, not a country.
Answer: people are generally sad, empty, babbling creatures who need something to hang their identity on so they loathe themselves less. :¬)
I’d put it somewhat less unkindly, but… yes, identity-hanging is important under the skin of any culture, sub-culture, clan, sports team etc. Sad, empty, babbling creatures? You’re a hard man, Unc…
*sets stopwatch for With A Penis / In Bed / With Ginger tag to fly*
…without a penis, out of bed, and nowhere near any ginger.
/counterspell
You jus’ broke my stopwatch…
*has no defence against counter-spells, now that his counter has broken*
*gives OMG a new stopwatch that handles both counting and
counter-counting, with nice lariat and gel grips*
Most people don’t go very far up the Maslow Pyramid…
And yet, I’m not permitted to self-actualize by slaying them.
It’s so unfair.
Very, very unfair.
That’s because they don’t have unlimitated slave labor to build it and subsequently seal them into it.
Your ‘unkindly’ is my ‘honest’… ;¬>
Why do so many white Southerners still insist on differentiating themselves from white Northerners? Why do Shiites kill Suni, Hutus kill Tutsis and vice-versa? Human nature – the ugly side that always tries to score a “Better than you” point to make themselves feel better. If all people were the same color and religion and there were no countries they’d divide themselves up by nosehair length, swear to (insert deity or revered object of your choice here).
Why do Star Bellied Sneetches continue to engage in the brutal genocide of Sneetches without stars upon thars?
So that marketting tycoons in rhyming worlds will be able to continue sales and boost economies. If someone isn’t different than last seasons product stops selling. Although I believe the sneetches were able to accept their differences. After a dozen belly stars or so. Too bad science can’t make us all tie-dye, have infinite income, and maximum outcome for all.
Although, genocide is so much easier in the long run.
On first glance I thought the word “unfaithlessness” made no sense. However, in retrospect, I feel the story stands just the same. I did need a comma after “your deceased brother’s boss” though. Carry on.
I don’t know why you mock me, except that you’re jealous,
and tell lies, lies, lies, even though I never said anything
about your boobs, which hurt MY back, and caused me much
embarrassment because I gave up being bisexual over three
weeks ago, but now I can’t lust over them because I can’t
admit that I changed my myspace from over a year ago, and
now I’m on the brink of suicide, and it’s all you’re fault, so
you win, and I’m the losiest loser who ever lost a lose, while
losing, kthx.
WTF is going on? i’ve been gone too long…
You soulless harpies are all wrong!!! MY dad, who worked in the welfare office since before I was born until I was 13 and on my own because he divorced my half black half jewish from Trinidad mother was kind enough to help me me when I left on my tour of duty in Qzzyxxikstaan because I needed to do something with my baby who drives an escalade at age 15 when I had him… Wait what was I saying?
‘Soulless harpies’ was mine… how DARE you credit it to ‘She I Shall Not Lower Myself To Name’
She whose name may not be mentioned.. For when you do, it envokes her image. Once this has been accomplished, she will apear to snag us all in a web of deceit, lies and absurdity.
And.. sorry Unc. It just sorta slipped out.
…In bed with a penis. kthxbai.
I’ll mention it if I want… I said I didn’t care to sully me keyboard…
Well fine then. You must be racist. I, on the other hand, cannot possibly be racist.
I’m a pretty equal opportunity racist… Not met a single race I like…
I think I’m just underwhelmed by humans.
How dare you mock me.
Father.. scent of elderberries… just saying…
“Mock” was mine.
Smock.
rock
Pock.
tick tock
Repent Harlequin…
Flock.
Sock-block.
Put it in hock.
Spock.
crock
Gawk.
Loch Ness Monster
Hawk
Urban Prankster
Merkin.
Frog n Firkin!
Glock
clusterfock
I see a long line of women who are in desperate need of a spanking due to their shinnanegans in this thread. And one old pervert. Oh wait, I think I see another dude, maybe not.
I’ll withhold the spanking hand til this if figured out or I will delegate this to Spank Master 1st class Slan. He can sort this mess out while I go be arrogant in another thread.
Who’s the old pervert?
If you have to ask, you’ll never know.
Walk talk dock block
Unfaithlessness, from memory, was one of the great scaffolds of that particular narrative arc. It was an undercurrent until the update, whereupon it gained great significance.
*Takes off his fiction-analysis deerstalker, rubs eyes, wanders off to find excellence in coffee*
You missed our resident troll
If you will remind me, when I’m up for the day I will find you the threads where she went psycho. This is a tribute to that……hehe. *hugs Tego* Welcome back!
The Wal-Mart one is a prime example, me thinks.
The one with the girl bathing in the dish sink is
probably good for a start…
*hugs i_tego* Welcome back, Dear!
Oh yeah, that’s where we got “I can’t be racist because I’m half jewish and 1/16 black.”
That was the Walmart thread. We got the Trinidad Black Jew and the biography (partial) in the girl in the sink thread, and a big fight, and the rest of it happened after that. Rho, do you remember the smackdown thread where she gave her actual ‘bio’ and pointed us to her myspace yet again?
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Jane, we got the sob story about her life on the girl in the sink thread, lol. That’s where she devolved into straight up Sad Troll.
Anything since then? Or really, has anything interesting happened in the last couple of weeks?