Comments on: resonable rent, great view, 24 hour security

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 17:39:36 +0000

That was stupid WIN!!

*dances stupidly with DWN*

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 17:36:45 +0000

ZOMG PONY!!!!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:58:46 +0000

*plots evil movies*

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:56:32 +0000

*pats Rho* There, there. You won’t have to worry about movies in which French people play Scottish people and Scottish people play Spanish people anymore.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:53:51 +0000

*cries harder still*

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:47:04 +0000

*cues theme music*

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:44:23 +0000

You mean, there’s no time for us?
There’s no place for us?

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:41:08 +0000

I haven’t seen your big red pen. This one’s mine: It goes
with my well-oiled red Swingline.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:40:15 +0000

Max and Communism. But he slacks more than I do.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:39:46 +0000

All your base are belong to wang.

for the grammar. Stupid fail on me.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:38:28 +0000

Obliterates not-funny-troll with cartoon-sized mallet.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:34:09 +0000

Because Grammar needs love too, damn it.

By: MY NAME...

MY NAME... — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:12:34 +0000

http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/12/israel_and_gaza.html

….seriously it is not funny….

you support this? war? you gringos are crazy!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:11:39 +0000

Sorry, you should have known that there could be only one. Duh.

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 10:56:53 +0000

Wha? Wha… you sounded all panicked!
Look – if Paris Hilton had spoken that sentence, then “threw” would probably be correct, at least phonetically.
That’s probably so little comfort I should have shut the hell up…

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 10:49:25 +0000

It wasn’t as silly as this one, was it? [Click]

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 10:41:43 +0000

I’m getting really twitchy thinking about bum-grapes and tasers together…

By: PiMan

PiMan — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 09:32:47 +0000

The lolbuilder isn’t a standard text field though. That’s the biggest problem. It appears to be java based (possibly Flash)

By: Unknown

Unknown — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 07:38:16 +0000

Okay? Man, I wish my house had that kind of security!

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 05:18:12 +0000

Thanks for cheering me up, Jane…

*cries harder*

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 04:17:37 +0000

Why do they come the grammar?

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 04:02:20 +0000

Amateur!!

Age is all in the transfusions–

Ask Keith Richards.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 03:52:45 +0000

I know the wang rule, but what is the nose rule?

By: viking gal

viking gal — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 03:48:03 +0000

Slight age difference, too…

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:40:00 +0000

Or Highlander…

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:21:06 +0000

Well, I’ll take one annoying ex over violence, death, and destruction, I guess. Dude had some major mental health and substance abuse issues that he refused to address is all, really.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:03:52 +0000

It is very awkward but she had a charming personality and I was in the mood to be swayed…

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:02:43 +0000

It’s exchanges like that make me realise that, outside of the violence, the death and destruction that seems to dog me, and the sheer number of people who just seem to wind up dead, or worse, in my life, I’ve really led a pretty quiet life.

By: Seth

Seth — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:02:27 +0000

I’ve heard that some girl tanks can do that…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:01:48 +0000

Ouch… Sorry to hear it took that long.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:00:37 +0000

Navy brat, from Florida: Diss, FTW!!

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:58:08 +0000

He spent a lot of time drunk and stoned in Hollywood with the Cooper band and Mickey Dolenz

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:57:16 +0000

Well, give it time, dear. It took mine about 6 years.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:56:40 +0000

I think Florida but I’m not positive.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:55:54 +0000

Mine is more like a bothersome comet, she shows up online to badger and heckle me and then vanishes when she realizes she is looking foolish or that she hasn’t taken her meds.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:54:31 +0000

@ubr & DWN: I think my ex finally imploded and formed a tiny black hole about five years ago. Hasn’t bothered me since. Good luck.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:53:39 +0000

When love must die…

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:52:56 +0000

Morrison was from Jersey?
It doesn’t sound ‘right’ unless you have a Joisey accent… then is sounds like a threat…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:44:27 +0000

@ubr: You have no idea how much I can sympathize with that statement my friend.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:43:15 +0000

She came onto me!!!

By: ubr

ubr — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:42:38 +0000

in a sick twist of the laws of physics certain people’s emotional baggage (like my ex’s) can actually weigh more than the entire universe.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:41:27 +0000

Actually, DWN, there’s a guy here who says he was in that tank and he’d like to have a word with you. Something about cleaning up after yourself?

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:37:37 +0000

*gets sniffly, thinking of Queen’s Freddie Mercury*

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:36:24 +0000

Don’t screw it. Tanks have no feelings and will just leave you hollow inside. T_T

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:36:04 +0000

Five to one, MG. One in five…

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:35:48 +0000

Sheila! Come back to me! I baked you a muffin!!

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:35:07 +0000

HA! What’s that ringing? Do I have a tumor?
Grandma’s Boy FTW!

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:34:26 +0000

That’s….what she said.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:30:16 +0000

If it’s pointing in the window, I’m saying “screw it, I’m going back to bed.”

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:29:18 +0000

You gotta watch out for those tazers. A local news anchor volunteered to be tazered for a news story once. The pain was so intense he reverted from his usual articulate journalistic self to his normal redneck voice complete with loud swearing all over the place. But it was FUNNY.