Comments on: Clinton’s Jealous…

By: julsie123

julsie123 — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:52:35 +0000

I was told that in england they refer to the bill clinton scandal as “sex between the bushes”

By: iEatCrayons

iEatCrayons — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:31:14 +0000

By: elfboi

elfboi — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 11:01:23 +0000

They should’ve asked Roger the Shrubber.

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 07:07:07 +0000

Even better. I have two evil rabbits that love to bite people. Marry me plzkthx

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 02:19:13 +0000

Definitely Uma, but not as homely, of course…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:18:54 +0000

T_T Nobody believes my pure intentions… >.>

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:17:44 +0000

…

Your Cruelty, remember that jiggling girl you employed for your secretary? Just think of her wiggling walk when she is given praise. I find that helps with morale.

By: Sm0k3y

Sm0k3y — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:12:24 +0000

Except, no it wasn’t stolen from Comdey Central, jsut cause you’re not creative enough to come up with a good one doesn’t mean I am not.

And the proof.

I captioned it the VERY day the picture was taken…

Therefore maybe the other way around, Comedy Central stole from Sm0k3y.

Now don’t start that “In Soviet Russia” (caption steal from you) crap that goes on on Failblog hahaha

By: Rot Job

Rot Job — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:43:34 +0000

Is it just me or does Carter look half-dead in this picture?

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 15:54:45 +0000

The Animated Series, or Uma Thurman?

By: Steve

Steve — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 15:38:27 +0000

She did say in an earlier thread that she has a plant fetish…

*Pictures Rho dressed like Poison Ivy from Batman…quietly tending thorny plants bent on world domination*

And all this time we thought she was a pacifist!

By: name (required)

name (required) — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 15:27:17 +0000

Caption stolen from Comedy Central

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:40:02 +0000

Now go away or I will taunt you a second time.
Love that movie.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:37:16 +0000

I had one for this LOL too. It was on the upcoming, but never made it to the front page… Congrats Sm0k3y!

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 08:47:22 +0000

It’s like a re-make of ‘The Usual Suspects’…

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 05:06:36 +0000

I’ll tell my hubby he’s waaay ahead of schedule then…..

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 05:05:53 +0000

Do they say…..NI!?

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 05:04:55 +0000

CHENEY!

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 05:01:47 +0000

Awww, thank you! I’m usually opinionated and cynical. I must be sick.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 04:40:43 +0000

Well the trick is to mainly just think about what the joke infers and not to
actually imagin- OH GOD… I just did.. I imagined….
*wretches for a few minutes before shoving a fondu fork in his eyes*
GET OUT OF SOCKETSS FOUL IMAGESSS…. It…. Burnss… Ussssss.

By: Non-Mensa Meeting

Non-Mensa Meeting — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 04:22:26 +0000

ohhhh..SNAP!

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 02:47:56 +0000

because she can’t remain euonymous?

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 02:45:13 +0000

Uh huh. Right. ;o)

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 02:02:50 +0000

Weeder? I ‘ardly know ‘er!

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 01:12:38 +0000

Well, he’s, like, 106, you have to expect a little shrinkage

By: Sm0k3y

Sm0k3y — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 23:32:38 +0000

Well Thanks Freddie,

To be honest, I am a daily reader and am honored to have one of my Captions posted!!!

Thanks all and PK!!!

By: whaba

whaba — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 22:33:32 +0000

Wow, who knew Carter was that much shorter?

By: scum-bot

scum-bot — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 22:04:13 +0000

I need brain bleach

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 21:20:38 +0000

Thank you. Had this not required brain bleach, I would have laughed more but the image…. Ugh, is just damaging. X_X

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 21:11:29 +0000

which was much better than this imo

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 21:02:46 +0000

Nah, I went for childish humor this last week instead of perverse.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 21:00:06 +0000

And after he gets the shrubbery, he’ll have to cut down the largest tree in the forest with — a HERRING!

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 20:59:09 +0000

I think Jimmy is trying to distance himself from Bubba….

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 20:55:54 +0000

I’m disappointed. I thought for certain YOU would have made this lol. Oh, well.

By: charro

charro — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:34:44 +0000

Twelvity fifth!

By: dropofkim

dropofkim — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:22:23 +0000

But all they had were two bushes….

heh

By: dropofkim

dropofkim — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:20:13 +0000

Thing is, he really asked for a shrubbery.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:16:43 +0000

*eyes charro suspiciously*

You’re not trying to say that you were 2th, were you…?

By: pittypat

pittypat — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 18:55:15 +0000

and you lilac a dogwood

By: rhorho

rhorho — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 18:54:20 +0000

Our areas are similar, but the linked website is the
second-best one in the nation, imo, and is closer to
your area.

By: luiz

luiz — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 18:52:54 +0000

ph41l

(now tthe’ve hit rock bottom)

By: pittypat

pittypat — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 18:46:20 +0000

yucca yucca

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 18:42:16 +0000

Now why wood she do that?

By: ubr

ubr — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 18:42:12 +0000

hahaha… very nice…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 18:41:21 +0000

… Now that is an image.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 18:41:02 +0000

… gone to seed but we couldn’t weeder

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 18:40:50 +0000

Well she has never denied, just never revealed it either. So more like wardrobe horticulturist instead of closet.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 18:37:31 +0000

It’s fun to watch birds on Pyracantha, but berry-making
plants are a bad choice for areas near car parking…

By: rhorho

rhorho — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 18:36:01 +0000

Just call me rhorho the garden hoe.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 18:35:01 +0000

you can lead a rhoticulture …