Comments on: PROOF

By: Blarney

Blarney — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 15:21:03 +0000

GAH!
I hate those!

By: charro

charro — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 22:46:20 +0000

It was if you knew where it was supposed to nest..

By: no1askedme

no1askedme — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 22:42:51 +0000

As though “Wood GRAAAAINS!” was a relevant comment?

By: Chris

Chris — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 01:48:29 +0000

I guess they didn’t have flood insurance… luckily they had Fire insurance.. ?

By: Khaaaaaaan

Khaaaaaaan — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 15:27:52 +0000

Yeah, which is why this is a bad LOL. Since flood insurance was impossible to get for most of those homeowners, it’s 99.9% likely this was arson or at least intentional negligence. And yet THIS gets a 5-Abe rating. You people!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 22:45:04 +0000

EDDIE!!!!!!!!! Of all the bread pun threads in the world, you had to walk into mine!

By: Green Is Good

Green Is Good — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:38:46 +0000

The whole damn neighborhood must have gone up. No way would have the Firemen been able to get there and put it out.

By: Wyattearpp

Wyattearpp — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:24:58 +0000

That’s where you’re wrong. That poor man has industrial-grade termites

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 14:38:58 +0000

Oh, that’s just wicked!

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 04:29:18 +0000

Rising to the occasion, I second that..

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 02:23:11 +0000

At yeast we get to spend some time together.

By: Unknown

Unknown — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 00:34:44 +0000

Maybe the guy didn’t have flood insurance, so he burned the house since he did have fire insurance! That would be a little odd though.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 00:13:20 +0000

And now we’re
rolling on the flour laughing.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:13:11 +0000

Well, we all missed your rye sense of humor.

By: slan agat

slan agat — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 22:59:18 +0000

I picked a challah-va time to come back, I see.

By: Marshy

Marshy — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:07:03 +0000

Thank you! I also believe that things can get much, much worse.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:20:57 +0000

And they have a dentist appointment in an hour.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:18:35 +0000

“No, that’s ‘Touched by an Uncle.’ Totally different show.”
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It’s very popular in Alabama.

By: Stephen

Stephen — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:04:47 +0000

Not sure how this works, but, if the guy had fire insurance, but not flood insurance, could he claim that the fire was what ruined the home?

If so, It would probably be the best thing that could have happened to him at the time-being.

Would it matter if the fire hit before the flood, or vice/verse?

By: Seth

Seth — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:44:48 +0000

No, that’s ‘Touched by an Uncle.’ Totally different show.

By: becomebastardized

becomebastardized — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:30:46 +0000

Even better.

By: becomebastardized

becomebastardized — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:30:03 +0000

Keep ‘em guessing. Mr. Dobbs would be proud.

By: becomebastardized

becomebastardized — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:29:16 +0000

In bed. Ew.

By: Adhe

Adhe — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:07:29 +0000

People always hate it when I say “Things can ALWAYS be worse” and they hate that I refuse to say “Nothing can be worse than this” or the like. This picture is a perfect example of why I will never say that. I bet you anything that as that family paddled their canoe away from their house, someone in that boat said “How could things get any worse than this?!” and God said “Ask and ye shall receive”. Let there be fire! NEVER say things can’t get worse, because they always can. When shit seems really, really bad, just remind yourself that you don’t have AIDS and cancer. If you do have AIDS and cancer and no insurance, no house, no family, no teeth, no job, no friends, no skin, no senses except that burning feeling when you pee or breathe and every STD known to man that you got from a dirty toilet seat because you never actually had sex and you’re 30, then, and pretty much only then can you be pretty safe in assuming that things can’t get much worse. Then again, you could be on fire too. So just keep that in mind.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:07:29 +0000

It was the line at the end ‘It’s brightenin’ up!’

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:48:32 +0000

Probably not… I tend to start most of them…

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:46:25 +0000

Ha! I think those may be trailers, though….

By: crazykitteh

crazykitteh — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:48:56 +0000

LMAO

By: Mike

Mike — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:45:15 +0000

So the rumors about you are true……..

By: Vr0nCat

Vr0nCat — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:21:14 +0000

Mutant zombie termites with webbed feet and gills.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 12:50:58 +0000

It’s not for beer, but this ad is fun. [LINK]

By: PiMan

PiMan — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 12:36:39 +0000

Beer ads are often good. Here’s my favourite (link)

By: rhorho

rhorho — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 12:06:51 +0000

Thanks! Her crusty comment was enough to
give someone a hardtack.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 10:47:26 +0000

I’ll save you a seat…

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 08:33:25 +0000

You just reminded me of a lager commercial here in the UK [link]

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 08:30:53 +0000

Watched it once… rich in comic possibilities, but I’d sooner be touched by an Uncle than watch one again…

By: palsyboy

palsyboy — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 07:22:08 +0000

Did you know that using Jergens Skin Care Original Scent Lotion reduces your risk of heart disease?

By: oranegreen

oranegreen — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 06:24:01 +0000

I’ve never seen a house catch fire in a flood before
I’m going to hell for thinking it was funny though

By: TC

TC — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 05:17:52 +0000

Thanks, we needed all the help we could get.

By: Johnathan

Johnathan — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 05:04:29 +0000

And there is a raptor on its way….

By: yasoup

yasoup — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 04:37:26 +0000

We needed helicopter drivers for the Galveston folk. I’m from Texas and it made me really upset to see what happened during Ike. My college had a food drive that I participated in Ike. Music, jammin’, raffles, the like…

By: TC

TC — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 04:10:59 +0000

We kept it on till our power went off…about 10pm that night. My son was watching TV in the other room so it didn’t phase him

By: Evertide

Evertide — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 03:49:43 +0000

What next, the car won’t start?

By: TC

TC — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 03:43:54 +0000

It started raining soon after….that’s what happens when a hurricane is coming at you

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 02:59:26 +0000

There’s no need to be so croissant with me; I just thought the situation kneaded another opinion.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 02:39:25 +0000

Enough of your half baked ideas!
You should just baguette.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 02:38:24 +0000

Whoops. Nesting fail, my bad. I have a sad.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 02:37:52 +0000

Wood GRAAAAINS!

By: Redheaded Mama

Redheaded Mama — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 02:05:12 +0000

I remember the fire with the boats, but we turned off the news after awhile because of the kids.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 01:59:48 +0000

I think that’s the second time you’ve mentioned that show. You were a closet fan, weren’t you?