THE FIRST FAMILY
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Really?? Is this what it has come to? I like Obama and all but this is just creepy
how is this creepy? please elaborate
I’m certainly not a brainless Obamaphile or anything but that is a really cute family photo. Props to the photographer.
its not the family pic that bugs me- its the biased intention
Its not the biased intention that bugs me its the lack of funny.
YAY!!!! more kool-aid for everyone
Can I have one?
Also available in Damn-Smug. Limited offer- will be gone quickly.
Nothing like an old pilot to come up with the goods… where was it you bussed tables again?
What biased intention? Just like hmm, I would like for you to elaborate please…
It has a picture of the President and his wife, and the caption doesn’t say ‘Wanted: Dead for Terrorist Activities’
So, it’s biased.
I would probably be safe to assume you watch Obama’s speeches while masturbating.
I would probably safe to assume you never stop jacking off and get really excited when the 700 club comes on.
It is creepy, it should read “American politics now with added smugness”
I think its great hes president but he is not the son of god, not that god exists.
.. why, does the son of god-who-does-not-exist warrant a “Damn Cute” caption?
Frou – Obama messiah mutant on Aisle 3 for clean up…
The little one is positively adorable. May they be that happy after their four/eight year service to this country.
Just as happy as the Bush twins.
you still want me… I can tell
but still no originality…
In bed….
but you want MY penis…
Wow…how quickly a perfectly innocent comment can go amuck.
You been watching this wee dance? Not much innocent.
(Shuffles around looking for microscope)
Gotta find it first!
and it’s still bigger than yours, since I don’t feel the need to play any card to prove my manhood to the throng, Mister ‘I’m Ex-Mil gotta respect me’…
it looks like Michelle is holding something in her mouth she badly wants to spit out! ROFLMAO!
Well, just think of all of the rich powerful white men she had to blow to get Barry his new job!
LOL! That’s just funneh right there.
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Jeez, Fester, I said it was funneh. I’d lol just as much if it was Jenna Bush.
With a name like Bush, it’d be even funnier.
Chill out, pal!
It’s the dumb name that does it…
Why? I’m extremely conservative — I recycle every day and tell others to do the same!
Make the name no less dumb… It’ll colur more people’s opinion than it does mine! I’m an equal opportunity bigot…
And why is that? It’s in the dictionary:
7. Tending to conserve; preservative
Are you telling me that my ideology doesn’t fit within the neat little package of what you were thinking of me based on a word?
CONSERVATIVE is not necessarily REPUBLICAN, UF.
Just like LIBERAL:
f: Generous in amount; ample:
Doesn’t make one a fat DEMOCRAT.
Okay, I must be confused, or else a nation full of first-amendmenters has allowed a perfectly innocuous descriptive word to define and shape the response one has to a stranger. Where I am from, that’s the very definition of prejudice!
I also bike to work, save pennies in a talking piggy bank, and shut off lights and electronic items that have been left on. I like the heat at a modest 65, my commuter car (which I use infrequently) gets more than 40 miles to the gallon, and I just spent thousands to modernize my windows and install some solar panels.
Again, how does this not make me conservative?
You know what? Never mind. It’ll just be another “ism” attack, anyway.
I’m the least of your worries with that monika…
and I’d say the same thing to ‘Liberal and Proud’
‘Proud’ of what? An article of faith? *waves a small flag* It’s good to be you…
Who says I am worried in the least? Need I be concerned about bigots firebombing my house because I prefer to conserve natural resources and my money?
An article of faith? WTF does that mean? Where did I say anything about faith?
I am “Conservative and proud of it,” which connotes that I am proud of being conservative: which I am, as it saves me money and is great for my future existence and happiness on this planet. If other disagree with my conservatism, or are so illiterate as to be unable to ascertain the meaning of a word, let them take that up with me themselves.
Did I say “A conservative and proud of it”? No I did not.
Roll your eyes at someone else. I’m not buying your “I’m an equal opportunity bigot” drivel. You attacked a stranger based on a preconceived notion of that person’s ideology in a failed effort to provoke a rabid response.
And you bet ’tis good to be me. Thank you for acknowledging that fact.
*others
Try “conservationist and proud of it”. It gets your message across better.
Ahh, but ‘twould be erroneous.
I am not a noun, nor do I affiliate myself with any nounism or nounists.
I am conservative (of resources) and proud of it for personal reasons that have nothing to do with any cause, environmental or otherwise, and thus conservative is the one adjective describing me that is correct and true.
Oh, and pardon my error in forgetting to thank you for your kindly response.
I do, indeed, thank you.
Are you are person? That is a noun.
I do not define my sense of “self” by a noun. The sentence should have read “I am not defined by a noun.” I brought this question upon myself — guilt by omisison.
Pray tell, what is with the need to compartmentalize oneself so tightly that one fits within a neat little pre-defined box? Is this done in an effort to be accepted within a social group, or because it more easily allows one to define one’s sense of self? I personally find this practice entirely too constraining.
Labels are for clothing, and even those lie to bolster the purchaser’s esteem.
In your name dear… it’s your name…
*blink, blink*
Huh? Conserving energy and resources, and in the process of doing so finding pride and satisfaction (and saving a buck) is a faith?
Dangerous ground you’re treading, dear sir …
The only reason this conversation continues is because you have decided to define yourself by a rarely used variety of an adjective, that as an adjective or noun more often refers to fiscal conservatism or social conservatism. It would be easier for all involved for you to define yourself based on one of the following nouns, conservationist or environmentalist.
No, the only reason this conversation continues is that you want to put me in a box so you can define me, and thus judge me accordingly, and I stubbornly refuse to oblige.
If you are a political liberal, you DO conserve as part of that ideology, and thus are a conservative, whether you like it or not. If you want to change the definition of a word, argue with Merriam-Webster. Otherwise, embrace the conservative part of your nature; I promise you won’t die from it.
And if you’re a fiscal/social conservative, then what’s the problem? That I conserve, and thus am a conservative, but not a conservative within your definition of what a conservative should be?
LOL! I can see I’ve skewed your worldview, poor chap. It’ll pass.
I find most cherished political beliefs are just that… articles of faith.
The rest of your posting is semantic nonsense… I think I like you
I know I like them…
The pen-is mightier, and all that nonsensical, semantical drivel.
With that ringing endorsement, kind sir(s?), I retire.
When I said rarely used, I meant I couldn’t find your usage in the dictionary, but that I accept people use the word that way occasionally.
Oh when you said “rarely used” I thought you meant your reasoning skills.
Does the fact that I only use steel ammo at the shooting range make me conservative?
Only if you fire semi-auto – not full auto….
“That I conserve, and thus am a conservative…”
I know I’m being picky here, but you just defined who you are as “a conservative” where you had specifically avoided it before. If you want to be a pain in the ass, you should at least be consistent.
Other than that, I like your argument. I just think you should let people call you whatever they want. In the end it doesn’t affect who you are, so what does it hurt if someone else says you should call yourself a conservationist or assumes the wrong meaning from your name. You should correct them once and then leave them to their incorrect opinion, and use your words conservatively
Focus on the good you are doing for earth and yourself. Don’t worry about the haters. I don’t know you but I am proud of you. Keep up the good work.
“Sexism” works just fine, as per the BJ remark.
If that’s all it took to make marginalized groups more politically powerful, white men should have died out long ago.
Ok, that’s actually pretty funny!
Did someone mention butthurt and delicious irony? LULZ!
Huh? I just think saying “I’m conservative; I recycle” is funny. Do I need to explain why? I thought it was obvious. Although irony is delicious, AF, I can assure you my butt’s fine…even phenomenal.
While I concur that the aforementioned reference is indeed amusing when defined within political parameters, I hope that you can see that the two terms are not only NOT mutually exclusive, but indeed can coexist harmoniously within the same “noun-person.”
LOL! I am pleased you found the humor in this; not everyone does.
And I hope your phenomenal derriere has a fabulous night.
Oh, I absolutely do! And…I may borrow it, if you don’t mind.
See! there’s an anti-Fester… ‘LULZ’ suitably cretinous…
Wow! Now there’s 2 of us ! Muhahahahahaha!
Aaaaand we’re done pretending that conservatives don’t launch unfair attacks on family members. Hey, everybody! Jokes about high school dropout unwed mothers are cool again!
and the delicious irony of the name ‘Tripp’
You’re a twit, but at least your comment was funny.
You’re Scum, but at least you laughed.
It’s funny, but smacks of butthurt…
But I like butthurt.
Scum always floats to the top.
There are several really good openings there (oops, there’s another one).
I meant the puppet chappie…
It’s terrible to be gone all day. Everything was fine this
morning when I left. Now I come back, only to find that
Scum likes chappie butthurt? *sigh*
All of the above discourse, intercourse and third course is giving me a case of the blinks.
Still have that brain & eye bleach handy?
Of course Barry’s butt hurts, he was also taking it all “in” when Michelle was otherwise occupied. That’s how big government works; “you do me and I’ll do you later” then they get together and screw US!
I meant you, you unamusing bag of pus…
but I agree with the sentiment…
The one trend I notice every time I visit PK is that the Liberal/Democrat/Lefties call people nasty names and cut down their opposer/victims with very uncomplimentary terms; whereas the Conservative/Republican/Righties just try to point out the truth, (as they see it of course) and inject humour and wit into the political observance at times. [Yes, there are exceptions.]
You must be new here then.
Lurk more.
The name-callers seem to be pretty evenly spread through both groups, depending on the LOL. If it’s a pro-Bush (God forbid) or not AGAINST Bush or the Republican party, we have name-calling from the Left. If it’s an Anti-Bush or pro-Obama or pro-Dem, we have name-calling from the Right. It’s all contextual……but both sides have their sour grapes.
Oh I know. But to be completely honest, the so-called “Conservative/Republican/Righties just try[ing] to point out the truth, (as they see it of course) and inject humour and wit into the political observance at times” are rarer than this fellow seems to think. I do see name-calling from all across the spectrum, but to say that there are only a “few exception” to the rule he presented is extremely inaccurate.
I can’t imagine why a leftist would ever have sour grapes about stuff like human rights violations being facilely dismissed as unimportant. How absolutely pedestrian.
Wow, that’s exactly the opposite of the truth! You must have a very active imagination. Tell me, in your fantasy land, what do these humorous, witty righties actually say? Do they say witty, humorous things like “He’s a Puppet, That’s All ?”
You smoke crack a lot, don’t you…
Oh, and I’m not a liberal… you need to read more about my opinions of old Jug Ears…
Dammit, Unc, I’m afraid “Jug Ears” is gonna be something I say out loud one of these days; and people will be all “But you’re an Obama supporter” and mass confusion will prevail.
This side of the Atlantic, just across the little pond that is
the Irish Sea, “Jug Ears” usually means the Prince of Wales, so
there’s your get-out clause – “I was talking about Prince Charles,
honest!”
I think I still have a toby-jug of Charles’ head – and the handles are fashioned out of his ears. Something to traumatise a child with, that piece of ceramic.
Seemed the total opposite this election
All McCain talked about was Obama…
Looks like there’ll be no need for a Monica Lewinsky…though Michelle’s a lot hotter than Hill anyways.
Grandma Bush is hotter than Hillary!
You damned conservatives and….well you might be right about this one.
It’s called getting older. Women are allowed to do that, believe it or not. Black women age better than white women most of the time anyhow.
The Lewinsky thing happened because Bill’s a cheating scumbag, which he would have been regardless of how “hot” Hillary was or wasn’t. A woman can be the best d?!n thing a man’s ever had in bed and if he’s a scumbag he will still go cheat.
You’re oversimplifying the reasons for cheating. WAAAAAAAAAAY oversimplifying.
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And, about aging: “It’s called getting older. Women are allowed to do that, believe it or not. All women age differently depending on their genetics and manner of living.” There, fixed that for you so you’re not coming off as so racist.
Respectfully, I disagree. It is not racist to point out legitimate differences in physiology between races. Doctors know all too well that some races are more prone to certain diseases and less responsive to certain medicines. Some peoples have developed greater lung capacity due to living on mountain tops, or being part of a culture that free dives for food. There are differences and pointing them out is not racist.
I don’t know if it’s true that black women are considered to age better than white women, but it is generally accepted that Asian women and men do. In this context, ‘aging better’ would seem to be subjective since I believe Dana was responding to the persons appearance. Does the skin wrinkle less or is it less noticeable? I don’t know. Do they go bald less frequently? Are their teeth stronger and therefore don’t fall out as quickly? All of these are possibilities.
It’s far too easy in an attempt to do what’s right, to just cry racist without really knowing what you’re talking about.
I didn’t say she was racist, I said she was COMING OFF AS. SEMANTICS, dahlink
Semantics indeed as I didn’t actually state that you called her racist, I simply pointed out what I believed to be not racist…
(loved you in Green Acres, BTW)
dude, she always looks like that. shes a frickn monkey
Incisive… care to expand?
She’s busy. Her caretaker is sponging drool now…
I’m wondering when the shots Malia took at the inauguration will come out on YouTube!
I am getting a meh vibe…
I’m getting a ‘I think I spit up in my mouth a little bit’ vibe. Please, people, just stop with the hero worship, you’re making the rest of us Dems look bad.
Seconded. Schmaltzy, not funny.
It’s not hero worship, it’s showing him as a man. He’s more than a politician and president, yanno.
Would it be any different if the girls resembled Amy Carter?
This is a lol site, not a a cute picture site. This simply isn’t funny.
No skin off my nose – who says I was trying to go for the lols? (Okay, okay, I may have been trying for a chuckle – but your funny miles may vary, and I fully acknowledge that.)
I was just making the comment that the first family was good-looking, and somebody saw it fit to put it on the front page. Yes, it’s my fault for making the macro, but I didn’t make the decision to put it on the main page…
And admiration =/= worship. I like the guy, but he has to prove himself. But the potential, in my eyes, is there. If he dubbs up, I’ll be first in line to make another macro (and this time try for the lols…)
Well put. And they are adorable…
I agree.
Fair enough, it isn’t like I am made of brilliant, seasoned with wit, and covered in a nifty gravy either so you got me there.
We COULD fix the gravy part. Red-eye or onion? *stirs pot*
But would you really want to?
Depends who’s offering to lick it off I suppose…
That’s what I was afraid of.
I love you long time…
Lick it off?!? Nooooo, the proper way is to let him stew til all the meaty bits shred & get nicely tender, then serve it all up over rice. Or noodles. Or, if DWN is still feeling unloved, boiled maggots.
*nom nom nom*
After finally persuading my husband & a couple others to read The Buried Soul, there’s been a shocking amount of talk around here re: ritual funerary cannibalism & much singing of John Prine’s When I Die
Why can’t we all just try for the lols?
Although I agree that it’s not particularly funny, what goes on the front page is determined by user votes. So a significant number of people thought it was entertaining/cute/whatever enough to be on the front page.
ICHC is a lol site too and 90 percent of the pictures are cute. Fail.
Yeah, but this is Punditkitchen, and here, those aren’t the generally accepted rules. Sorry, the fail is yours in this case.
Straight up hero worship is gag-worthy indeed. But I still think his family is cute. Probably the best looking since JFK n friends. So unless you want to argue that white wrinkly men with over-processed wives make cute couples… I say it’s a harmless observation in light of his predecessors. I mean, McCain and Cindy? Not cute at all.
And I didn’t even vote for Obama! (Nader 2012, baby)
dull as buggery and saccharine bull droppings…
DWN….. this is completely and entirely off topic. but it’s a follow up to a convo we had last week (?) about the family that named their kid adolph hitler. it’s not a reputable news source, but it links you to several of them. it just kinda pulls it all together in one nice little post. i figure you may find this interesting, not from the neonazi aspect, but that we had a discussion about it.
i linked it under my name.
Ah, thanks hun.
01/20/2009:
Don’t let the White House doors hit you in the ass on your way IN, moron.
Back to bitter and obvious…
I just moved the previous caption from Bush to Obama.
http://punditkitchen.com/2009/01/20/political-pictures-bush-door-hit-you/
Turnabout is fair play?
RIGHT?CORRECT?Not reeking of much imagination….
it’s like the retort ‘I know you are but what am I?’
It’s simply dull…
“Turnabout is fair play?”
So if I call a murderer “a murderer”, it’s fair for him to turn around and call me one?
Kid, your head is pretty far up your ass. I wouldn’t be so eager to make people look at me if I were like that.
Methinks your the moron.
you’re thinking, that’s your flaw
We’ve had enough of that for the past eight years. Now the people who think have a chance to straighten your shiite out.
Big job, won’t be quick or easy.
me thinks that your is spelled you’re
Puppet wrote “Don’t let the White House doors hit you in the ass on your way IN, moron.”
See, kid, that only works when you’re talking about a moron, and Obama most definitely is not one.
See how that works? Try to get it right next time, okay?
*Announcement*
We need an ‘AFFIRMATIVE ACTION TROLL’ on Aisle 10 for mop up. I repeat ‘AFFIRMATIVE ACTION TROLL’, Aisle 10, bring mop…
(I find it saves time just to call one… it’s more efficient than simply let someone stumble over it…:twisted:)
I think this is adorable.
This is overdoing it.
You’re a cretin…
Gag!!! Is it 2012 yet?
you’re just bitter and dumb
Just like my liberal neighbors that had the stupid “Is it 2008 yet?” bumper sticker.
Yes, pretty much like them… just more bitter because you lost… although really, you were handed ‘lose’ when dear old Bush nationalised the banks…
That was just funny…
Have you made it out of elementary school yet ?
Start the countdown. I’m with you.
Another sore arse…
What, eager to get your butt handed to you again?
lol?
humor… pk has not had it lately…
amen
Did I accidentally go to CuteOverload.com? Yes, they have cute daughters. How is this humorous?
Children are not cute…
but delicious when cooked right….
if you continue making comments like UF please change your name to fester2
He wants me… you can tell…
Obama said it’s okay to admit you’re gay now.
You’ve not done though… but hey, you still want me… we all know it… even your buddy Tumnus knows it… just admit it. You’ll feel better.
with peas and carrots
Obama’s weeest one is.
Shouldn’t the second e have an umlaut and the third one be omitted?
Um… In future I’ll just put wee-est.
Which ever… I thought the umlaut was more efficient…
A while ago Rho sent a keyboard-guide to make umlauts happen (umlauten, perhaps?) but it’s pretty hard to remember in a hurry… The umlaut would render the pronunciation “weh-est” – which is not particularly nice, either.
AC – I’m still changing kiddy nappies… weeest is a brilliant word in its own right. Thank you!
Blech. I hate gooshy, I don’t care who it is.
yup
Oh GAG. I wish Biden would start talking (i.e. saying DUMB things) so this cheesy messiah stuff would give and there would be lulz again.
It’s only people who see Obama as a the Anti-Christ who play the messiah card… that and people with an IQ of less than 60… which are you?
There is significant overlap in those two groups. I would say the “anti-christ” group is entirely a subset of the “IQ<60" group.
Tell him that; he’s the one who said his candidacy indicated that the seas would lower and the planet would be healed. LMAO
metaphor, he has it.
Experience, he doesn’t.
Originality, you don’t.
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@Unc: the butt-hurt boy is back for more, you dog you! What’s your secret?
$5 footlong.
I think this mutt started coming closer since Uncle Fester explained “cottaging” and “feaguing”…
And now making claims about his US MIL like it gives him a pass…
So you hate veterans? Please, do go on?
From what I can tell he treats them as they should be treated in situations like this: just like everyone else.
Unless he’s full of sh*t, Uncle’s got more military experience, doing things that would curl my hair, than you have years.
Unless he’s just a poser with a keyboard. He has the ring of authenticity to me though.
Hm, maybe you’re right. I mean, the governor of Texas is just a bully pulpit position, the LT Gov has more power… and every other thing Bush was ever in charge of, he ran into the ground. So, no experience there worth speaking of, and we barely survived eight years of him.
Time to stock up and head for the hills I guess.
If a given occupation should only ever be conferred on someone who is experienced, sooner or later nobody will have any jobs. Least of all the American Presidency, in which the same person can only be employed for eight years. Then what?
Anti-Christ? Bwahaha – I don’t think so. The anti-Christ is gonna be badass, see? Anyway, waiting on the Biden lulz (unfortunately Obama isn’t funny, even unintentionally.)
So this mostly a leftie obama-sycophant site? Because political humor really has to go both ways to be properly funny. If it all swings left it’s gonna be lame as shit.
Hardly an anti-Christ. Anti-Christ would have to be badass. More like a David Blaine impersonator. Except socialist.
You have no idea what that word means, you cretin…
Of course I know what socialism is (so does Obama – as he said he carefully chose his college friends, such as “Marxist professors”) – apparently “cretin” is outside your ken, though. Humor – ur doing it rong.
Obama is right of centre. The US Democrats ar right of centre.
Your opinion is just skewed because US Republicans are extremely far right.
You sound like Seth “Obama is right of center”. Are you?
Seth is further left than me, but not by much.
But I am willing to cite sources for you on Obama being right wing.
Really? I could swear Seth, PiMan and n8 are the same person!
I think n8 is a little further right than me, but I’m not sure.
This is starting to get kinda cute… Anti Fungus and Anniee are almost managing to play tag team here. You should probably pay closer attention. PiMan is (like myself) an overseas observer, Seth would probably be able to show you exactly how far to the right of centre (within a thousandth of an inch and eighty-five statistical references), n8 has the harder-edged humour.
All have unique perspective, which is something I have no evidence of in you.
That’s because you don’t really believe the truth: there are a lot more liberals than conservatives, and a lot more conservatives that would be liberals if they would turn off the Rush and think for a few minutes.
If you really know what socialist means, why do you insinuate that monsieur Obama is one? As a socialist* I find that quite, quite offensive.
(-ish)
I realize he hasn’t campaigned as an open socialist; that wouldn’t get one elected very easily would it? However, I don’t think you have much to worry about, since he IS a socialist and is going to try to do away with those pesky checks and balances that prevent socialism from being implemented, as well as the term limits that limit the president’s power (that bill is already before congress.)
“To avoid being mistaken for a sellout, I chose my friends carefully. The more politically active black students. The foreign students. The Chicanos. The Marxist Professors and structural feminists and punk-rock performance poets.” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDTluWDUBEY&feature=player_embedded
Full transcript and audio of radio address about those naughty checks and balances that have stopped the transfer of the wealth from being enacted through the judiciary (which is why he had to get a lot of ground support and go after the administrative office, where it might become possible, as he says) : http://conservablogs.com/velvethammer/2008/10/28/full-transcript-audio-of-barack-obamas-2001-%E2%80%9Credistribute%E2%80%9D-wealth/
Why am I not surprised that people to the left of Stalin would describe Obama as being right of center? People who obviously HAVE no center.
Aaaahh..The French!
your point is?
I think it’s proud that it recognized “monsieur” as a
French word…
Ah right… it just keeps coming out with the same tired old noises that I just cut and paste an answer…
Which is actually not bad for a yokel who couldn’t spell haggis OR Edinburgh. If I said, “אַ שאַנדע” think he’d get it?
Jolly good… and really, all you’ree now proving is that you’re in the 50% that dumber than the alrready quite dumb ‘average American’ mentioned by George Carlin… You’d not know ‘socialist’ if it bit your lardy arse.
And keep the lolcat crap over on lolcats… all it does it make you look even more of a cretin than you already had illustrated…
“doin it rong” is not a lolcat thing. It is something they have stolen from the internet at large.
Yes, but to accuse someone of Lolspeak is akin to insulting there mother…
Are you on the aspergers spectrum, or did I miss a joke there?
I was being honest. I will usually correct someone if they are wrong (intentionally or not, it is hard to tell on the internet).
And I will keep my mental state to myself, largely because I’m not totally sure of it myself.
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Even the the original ICHC cat is a bastardised version of a previously existing meme (happycat).
GAA! THEIR… not there…
I think as an Austrian economist and a member of Mensa we can dispel those particular insults. Try harder. If, however, you are so intelligent, I’ll see you in Chicago in October. I’ll be dressed as Commentators on the Acts, or possibly the Miller’s wife. (I won’t participate in the joke-telling as it’s not my forte.) In person I doubt we will have the animosity that exists in cyber-world.
Naturally my links to Obi-wan’s open socialism (which went underground as he sought administrative office – as necessitated by the checks and balances he bemoaned in the radio interview I linked) have disappeared. Too bad. Here’s one brief quote, but the radio interview was excellent as it explained in detail how implementing socialism was going to be impossible from a judiciary standpoint, and would require heavy ground support and an executive/administrative post – which he then sought out and eventually got. Those of you worried he’s right of center or not socialist – be at peace. He’s doing his best.
“”To avoid being mistaken for a sellout, I chose my friends carefully. The more politically active black students. The foreign students. The Chicanos. The Marxist Professors and structural feminists and punk-rock performance poets.”
OOOH! Mensa member… past a test then couldn’t think of anything better to do than join a club that’s only benefit is bragging rights…
I took my membership money and had a meal with friends…
TBH, claiming to be an Austrian Economist is like claiming to be a Southern Baptist in my opinion. It’s clinging to articles of faith that fly in the face of the observed behaviour of the market… To quote Shania Twain, that don’t impress me much. You’re a loon, with imaginary friends.
And you invoke a conspiracy to claim you ever posted links? Please, you’re jut looking pathetic now…
Even I qualify for Mensa, so it’s practically an insult.
Me too actually, but I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. – Groucho Marx
I was encouraged to join in HS after taking various IQ tests. If they had good dope I might have considered it…
And I’m an African American Nuclear Physicist member of the BDSM sect of Mensa. We hold sacred sacrifices under the Effiel Tower where we fling screaming rabbits at the victims until they expire. And I brought just as much proof.
Seriously, giving yourself a false position of authority does nothing for your argument. How about facts instead of Pomp?
If it’s real it’s not impressive…
Austrian Economics presumes the market is either self limiting or, if it makes an end point, it’s the ‘best’ solution. Observable reality does not match this, and it’s been known since the late 80s. However, we still use the same tired old rubbish like it’s the latest fashion for the Emperor…
And as I say, Mensa isn’t hard…
So, nothing to see in that…
The lack of impressive just makes it more pathetic. And blah, I lack any else insightful to say. Damn. *headdesk*
Sorry… I actually had to study some of that stuff, and Economies are evolving complex dynamical systems… to use the equations the Austrian school generally uses would be like trying to get a spaceship to Jupiter without using Newton. Basically you’d wind up with a piece of expensive junk in empty space, and no where near the planet.
Ah, so it is basically like saying you’re a great writer when all you ever write is Harry Potter and Dumbledore slash and it only reaches the level of 5th grade ability in terms of sentence structure… Got it.
You do get paid a lot, since it means Govt have something that looks good on paper when they claim they’re taking your money for your benefit…
I always knew I was too honest to become rich on my own merits.
and too much moral back bone to enter politics…
I have a slightly different spin on it:
Anniee is a poopie-head.
And too much of something resembling a sense of guilt and conscience to be a lawyer…
*grumps* Nobody likes lawyers…until they need one. I will
note that it’s one of the few fields that is consistently lambasted
by the public for lack of ethics while at the same time attempting to hold itself to a relatively high ethical standard (by virtue of codes of professional responsibility and state boards enforcing the same). I know a few lawyers who are pestilent jackholes, but the majority are just regular people trying to make a living. Like me. /rant.
@rho: Use simpler terms, please? Us Austrian Economicals can’t abide technical talk.
I, myself, am a member of that illustrious society of super-intelligent females known as MENSTRA.
@Diss: Sorry love, I was playing around. I didn’t mean to make a stab at you. I retract my statement as I lack something clever to replace it.
@pdq: LOL! I can definitely appreciate the
awesomeness of that group, by mere name
alone! Can you sponsor me? Pleeeze???
I can play a mean set of spoons, and can
throw together a ratatouille at almost a
moment’s notice…not to mention my comedic
stylings, which I do entirely without planning.
@DWN; No problem, you just caught me in an early-morning grumpy mood…;-)
Do you have any idea how crazy you sound to normal people? Austrian economist?! You must be joking. Do you also believe in phrenology and luminiferous aether? Mensa? Bragging about your IQ online is just… pathetic. I mean, it’s even more pathetic than bragging about, say, my 14 inches, or your cup size. That radio ‘interview?’ Yeah, that was made up. That wasn’t Obama, that was some right wing retard spouting propaganda. I have a source you can actually look up, the Daily Show election night coverage, where Obama’s Columbia Law School adviser said he though Obama was right wing because Obama’s favorite president was REAGAN, so, no. Obama was not hanging with Marxists and ‘structural feminists.’ You are just flat out delusional.
Uh oh! Someone grab Seth’s “special Jacket” with the long sleeves……
Only if they take your crack pipe away…
*That’s* the best you can come up with when someone gives you the facts? That, and “uh oh, someone’s getting cranky”? Try arguing the merits of your case, or please be quiet.
He made that corporate-boardroom-speak joke about Hillary Clinton “PERIODically feeling down”… he may be sort of moseying over in the direction of feminism but between that remark and the way he slings “sweetie” around to women unrelated to him, I think he needs to try a bit harder.
Wow, you’re an absolute twit! There are lot’s of us that have bragging rights that would make your’s pale in comparison. Yet, they choose to keep those to themselves because really, what’s the point in displaying them? Do you think it somehow enhances your position? I didn’t even bother reading the rest of that post as I couldn’t see through the tears from laughing so hard.
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*sigh*
Oh, too bad. You missed the wonderful conspiracy theory whinge.
Damn.. I’m always missing out on the good stuff..
Well, it’s still there… Just skim through the first bit very quickly to avoid that tear-inducing laughter. ;p
You’re overdoing it now- try an online thesaurus for other words than cretin…..
You’re just jealous because you thought you were the only cretin here…
No, you’re not… it’s like rats, there are lots of them and they breed like crazy…
No no no! That’s the Democrats on welfare- breeding like rats…
Oh sure, that would be why the Republicans are opposed to birth control, would it?
you’re not even one of the more entertaining cretins…
but I do enjoy annoying you… say something else dumb…
“Obama’s gonna pay my rent”!!!!!!!!
and?
All you people are going to die a cold, lonely death. Can’t you have some good cheer about what our country has accomplished? Good person FAIL.
because wishing death on a group of death is the epitome of a good person
So is lying through your teeth about what someone said when we can all see it for ourselves.
I can recommend some medication for that world view…
Death is something we all have to do alone. Well, unless you count murder/suicide…. Go embroider a pillow about being nice to people or something and let us be the snarky bastards we are. In other words, eff off.
Even then, like being born, you’re all alone in your head…
I wanna die peacefully in my sleep like my uncle did.
Not screaming in fear and pain like the passengers on his bus.
Milton Berle -1943
Okay, that brought a smile to me.
I fully intend to die a cold and lonely death. As for cheer, we accomplished another election. We did so four years back and will do so again in four years.
However, I will try to be nice and be happy for our accomplishment as a country… Damn, we haven’t done anything yet.
Never seen a death in someone who’s conscious that wasn’t cold and lonely… usually fixated on their failures… even when surrounded by people
Pfft, in that case, I am half dead already…
It gets worse…
There, didn’t that cheer you up?
Oh, and that old comment from Orwell that went along the line
The grand exultation comin’ off the two of ye is just stiflin’. Gods, I may need that absinthe after all!
Alas, I have but one life to live and many knives with which to end it all.
I have viewed the long list of failures in my life and find they greatly outweigh my accomplishments. For though I am not just the contents of my wallets, I am still stuck with an empty wallet. Though I walk through the valley of the Lols, I still feel no mirth. The dawn is but a rude awakening and my sleep merely the rest of the exhausted. Somehow I have reached beyond my own ambition to end up in a state of apathy. Nothing seems to drive me and hardly anything can get me to do more than wax idiotic for a while.
There is no liquor to help me forget and the coldness of my hands belies the bitter mote I call a heart.
…
Ugh, I really hate it when I whine in wannabe deep prose form…
Again, gah! Try mine for a while – like trading rheumatism for a nice bout of toothache. I have the agreeable task of deciding whether to have my brother arrested for abusing our mother.
I’ll raise you both Trigeminal Neuralgia…
We could all trade off; take whatever’s worst right now and see if it fits anyone else better able to handle it. I’ll take your crippling illness, you can have my never-ending family drama, & we’ll find a nice bout of something to take DWN’s mind off things.
I am just wondering when my sister is either going to end up dead or in jail. She seems to be skirting past her last major infraction with probation but I somehow doubt that will last. That is just the stuff I am ignoring. I find my own brain to be a big wad of annoyance.
Pdq does seem to have me beat with her brother though. Sorry to hear about that love.
Have you beat? Nah. ‘Better the devil you know’ and all that twaddle. ‘Twas why I offered the trade-off – others’ troubles most always seem to make your own seem slightly more manageable. Family trouble, chronic illness/pain… *sigh* It’s how to deal without losing yourself that’s at issue, NOT what you’re dealing with.
Or so I keep telling myself.
*hugs* I know that some people don’t like all this touchy-feely nonsense, but if you were all here, you’d be getting hugged right now…carefully. Things like this make me realize how puny my problems are in comparison to what they could be. I wish there was something I could do to help.
I dunno, for wannabe deep prose, it was pretty good…
I needed that smile. Thank you.
Success of failures? Is that like succession of failures?
It’s poetic, you damned colonial…
It’s not that I’m a colonial, it’s that I’m terribly prosaic….
Same thing.
Good person FAIL.
h0h0! Thanks for the first real good laugh today!
Okay- HE has been president for several hours now- Why isn’t the economy fixed yet? Why is there no peace in the Middle east?
Jings! If you had brains you’d be dangerous!
I’ll be in Edinburg in a few months..I’ll drop by and give you a big hug!
It’s EdinburgH.
Pronounced “Eh-din-burr-a.”
Fool.
but your arse belongs to me, gunsel…
I’ll urinate on edinburgh castle wall for you
Try doing it off the wall… that way it makes the news when they arrest you…
They’ll try- but I’ll just claim “Diplomatic Immunity”.
Going for the insanity defense, then…
Pilot-Diplomat is there nothing this man won’t lie about?
Man?
Adolescent male…
And yet no one has mentioned that the DOW average dropped over 200 points today- until now. Change?
Angry troll is angry. And trollish. And more than a little dense.
But accurate. And PortlandMark is whiney and childish!
Ah, the pilot-diplomat has spoken – Captain America thinks PM is ‘whiny and childish’… so mote it be!
That was on news that Sh!tibank is still on the brink of failure even after Henry “I’ll Just Leave This Money Out On A Plate, Take ONLY What You Need” Paulson threw tens of billions at them. Id est, the market reacting to stuff Obama hasn’t had a chance to do anything about yet.
Want to try again?
Okay- ABC news announced today that “the stock market drop yesterday was the largest EVER on an Inaugural day”. Hope?
One can only. The way this country is held hostage to the stock market, maybe we’d be better off if it died a quiet death.
The proof that the unragulated free market is not self regulating
But lets see what else Smilin’ Jack, the fight ace has to say on the subject?
I guess now that the DOW is up 270 points on day two, you must feel pretty stupid, huh?
Enough with the cute…time to get to WORK!
My first macro to make the front page! *prouds and is proud*
I wasn’t going for funny as much I was for truth. A happy man makes for a happy worker. Also, Sasha and Malia are adorable.
/dork
And yet your LOL sucks of suckiness…
Still stalking the real Fester heh… you must want me bad…. love me loooong time…
Please ignore the above, Elbie. It’s not the funniest of Lols but Anti Fester’s just mean and has too much time on his hands…
Yeah, I know… Like I said above (to the “hey, this ain’t a Lol!” comments), I wasn’t really going for funny – I was making it with somebody I know in mind. It ended up here by happy accident.
*calls the troll exterminator*
But you DID make the choice to hit “save & submit” instead of just “save” (which is what I have done and would do if I was making it exclusively to share with someone else).
… just putting it out there so you’ll know there’s an alternative to submitting when it might end up embarassing you on the front page.
Bollocks… I’m mean…. he’s just retarded.
And Ebie, even though it’s not to my taste, congrats on getting voted up…
Mean I can tolerate.
And thanks. Maybe next time I get voted up will be for a Funny.
Your father was a camel herd, your mother a digger of drains…
That’ll have to do for mean to you tonight…
you’ve not done anything ‘dumb’ and you’ve clarified your position… go with your god, and have old Fester’s blessings…
It’s still drech.
Sorry, I guess it’s spelled ‘dreck’
Wait — isn’t Dreck a shampoo from the 70s?
And weren’t there a bunch of Dreck girls, too?
Probably… over here it means ‘junk’, ‘detritus’, ‘debris’, ‘offal’, ‘rubbish’
That would be Breck
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/75/226579634_8ec1a6e1e3.jpg
That was Breck [Link]
Sorry for the double post. 20 minutes after posting the first one, it still hadn’t shown up on the page, so I figured putting the link in the body f’d it up.
Drek, perhaps? Drech is the Olde German spelling…
(Hang in there – the ‘honeymoon’ period of the inauguration is almost over!)
Yup, I realized I was channeling eine alte Deutsch mann.
Oh – be proud! It’s a sweet lol. (But I am amazed to see it make the front page, it’s way too sweet for my taste, and tbh I would have probably voted it a “fail” on PK (and a “win” on ichc.
))
I do remember voting Fail on it, but as I’ve said before, obviously, I just don’t have enough influence up here….yet
bwah hahahaha
I’ve voted win on all sorts… never made a jot of difference. People like AntiFester have too much sway so you just get things they want to be upset about…
But it majorly sucks up to Obama so it’s an automatic win here. Your vote here is like a vote in North Korea- worthless.
It probably wouldn’t have been voted up if it weren’t around the
inauguration. Also, PK changes. It used to be quite right-wing around
here. There are still probably fairly equal numbers here. It just seems
that, in general, righties post less than lefties lately.
I expect you’ll see a lot of your kin here when Obama has his first
major screw-up.
awwww sweetness!! i approve of sweetness!
Well, at least we got a cute picture for 160 million bucks. Yay!
No- Bush’s cost 40 million and we we not in a recession then. But you know how those dems love to spend money that isn’t theirs!
OOOH he thinks he can use Google – aren’t you just so.. so… stupid and loud…
My goodness, you broke out in a sweat coming up with that one ! I know you strained yourself, so have a cuppa and a nice lie down- you’ll feel better in the morning.
Actually you’re right, 160 mill is more than any stinking politico is worth…
But 40mill for bush was over priced too…
a light pelting of rotten fruit, is good enough for either of them… Bush deserved it, Obama needs to get used to it… and will deserve it soon enough
I’m glad you finally agreed with yourself I suppose.
Hah! Busted! The 160 million is a myth, and so is the difference between 2005′s inauguaration and this one. Please to click my name, then pipe down and let the grown ups talk.
Well done, PM! Beat me to the cite by a few minutes.
@AF – “you know how those dems love to spend money that isn’t theirs!” Ahem. The current deficit of how many billions of dollars is brought to you by the formerly Republican administration and formerly Republican controlled Congress, who were firm believers in “borrow and spend”. Republicans … spending your great-grandchildren’s money since Ronald Reagan.
And have the utter unmitigated nerve to look down their noses at people who run up credit cards and take on too much mortgage. AmeriMonkey see, AmeriMonkey do.
Actually, ABC just reported it as $170 million now. That includes security, massive Port-a-Potties cleanup, etc.. Remember- there are lies, damn lies and statistics…. And ABC LOVES Obama!
And with security included – that’s just Fed and DC security, not counting Virginia’s contribution – the best estimate for 2005 is about $157 million. Given that Bush’s security included military flyovers with costs buried in the military budget, I’d say it’s about at parity.
Apples to apples, chump.
And that’s for an event yesterday that saw several times the crowd size your shrub saw in 2005, as well.
Cute? Well, if we had a picture of just Barbara Bush (the younger one, not the gramma), it’d be cute too. I hate that family but Barbara’s thighs are marvelous.
Marvellous thighs == “cute”?
Plz 2 use a dictionary kthxbie
Cute is in the eye of the pervert. I should know…
Thighs? what?
You got the hots for Gramma bush too… I can tell
Are you obama followers a freaking cult or what? Damn, STFU already.
Yes… like the McCain Cult, the Paul Cult, the Palin Cult (which is mostly like a bunch of Zombies, but smell of Chanel rather than putrefaction… unless you sniff their ears… then you get the stench of necrotic flesh), or the Bush Cult…
Not one of us, but one like us.
Gabba gabba…
Pod people… what’s not to despise?
Gooble gobble, gooble gobble!
Freaks!
Ms Underbite 2009
But enough about Mrs Dick… what about the picture?
This’ll never make the front page but I just had to share [LINK TO LULZ]
lol.
.
nice one literal…
what’s wrong with $5 comments?
Nothing, unless you’re a straight dude and it’s poking you in the leg …
Story of my life… look at the stalkers of the past 48 hours…
Oh yeah, I’m sensing they’ll give you substantialy more than $5 for your foot long … but as in the picture, they’d want you to hug ‘em first.
*shudder*
Oshitwait … did I miss an opportunity here? Were you offering up $5 footlongs and I was so totally oblivious that I missed it?
SAD FACE!
Niiiiiice, metalols can be very fun.
I plead stupid, and google didn’t help. What’s a metalol?
Lols about the system that presents the LOLs. Notice how most Lols could be funny even if they weren’t on PK and the viewer never heard of PK. A metalol is basically something that only people on PK would know to find funny.
Ahhh … like circuitous reasoning, then.
Thanks! I was sure I wasn’t the first to think of it, but all the “epic” and “$5″references in the voting section are driving me more bugship than is per the norm ….
Google helped me… [link]
Is that the only quality you want in a president?!??!?
No! I want him hung like a horse with a tongue more prehensile than a goat’s…
Have you forgotten his sweet ass?
and his muscly paper throwing arm
I’d missed both…
“Hey there, you like popscicles? I got a whole cellar full of popscicles.”
*hums The Entertainer*
I lurk here… and post from time to time. I have a favour to ask.
**Begin content-free post**
BASH THE USA! ..or defend it! *ahem*
I’m to write an essay on whether or not I believe the US is a positive force in the world today and give reasons for my opinion, as well as mention what makes me proud/ashamed of being an “American.”
I have mixed feelings about the subject (we are all fat and stupid after all, right?) and I’m hoping for some input and ideas from others, especially some from outside the US. If anyone has any rants or suggestions regarding the behaviours, culture, etc. of Americans or the US Government, email them to me at zanamorrison@gmail.com (email them, please, I’m not going for a flamewar here!)
**End content-free post**
*expects to get chewed out for varied reasons*
You hit the nail on the head, girl!
Everybody just rest your cynicism muscle for a sec, but I’ve heard it so many times (on both sides) I just couldn’t RESIST making this one out of that birds-eye mall shot … [LINK]
In my defense, I saw that transformers movie for the first time this weekend …
NO NO NO!
You guys ~~~~~ really ! I have not read such a long string or funny trash in ages and I must admit that I luv it. Y’all sound like a bunch of bickering kindergarten kids with a true sense of humor. Uncle Fester, I certainly am glad you finally popped the boil on your arse today and quit your ‘nasty’ come-backs. I actually do enjoy your humor (humour) and sense of the ridiculous for the most part.
As for the photo above……… I think it is over-the-top cutsie and suited only for a family album. I do wonder at PK even submitting such a photo for consideration. Nearly makes a sensible person want to barf.
“I do wonder at PK even submitting such a photo for consideration.”
It’s people wot does it.
you know a sensible person? I’m impressed…
Ok, if I’m not too hopelessly late to this post, I wish to say; *takes deep breath*
He’s what we’ve got now. We need to wish this family the best and pray that
this new President gets the assistance he needs. He has “emotional intelligence”
of a sort that has been sorely lacking in many a candidate. He has moral decency that was lacking in a certain Democratic president of the recent past. This country
desperately needs new approaches. I do not think he will play the usual Democrat
“socialist” hand. The definitions of the parties may change dramatically in the near
future as a result of this turning point. Many products of interesting times await us.
I am a fiscal conservative, an avid recycler, a freelance mystic, a social/moral libertarian(liberal?) Ask; what DO these labels rly mean to any & all of us? We are all more than one “party” or “faction inside ourselves. KTHXBAI ALL
“He has moral decency that was lacking in a certain Democratic president of the recent past.”
It’s more moral to ok torture then getting a good ole blowjob? Are you religious in the nasty way?
(Sorry, this one was when I though the thread was the Bush one. I get easily confused.
)
Still, I wonder how Bill Clinton’s sex life morals have anything to do with precidency.
It wasn’t an issue with FDR, who kept his mistress at the White House… the tide turned with JFK almost making the White House the Brothel On Pennsylvania IIRC… after that, you could be adrugged up wife beater (Nixon) and no one would say a word… but a BJ is a sign of the end of days…
It was more about the China connection- giving nuclear secrets, massive financial backing from mainland China in his campaigns, etc…
Well, if you like the idea of someone who lies to his wife being President of the nation… he’s supposed to like his wife more than anybody, and he doesn’t even know you, so how do you know he’ll be honest with you?
I’m a liberal, pretty much, but liberals do not get this concept for some reason. Adultery has nothing to do with sexual preference. Adultery involves LYING. Sex just happens to be the thing lied about. Don’t you want better for your sex life than to have it associated with being mean to your partner? (really mean, not mutually-consented bdsm or something?)
For the record, even some feminists were disgusted with him. I used to subscribe to a now-defunct feminist ‘zine called On The Issues back when the scandal broke and they published a scathing editorial condemning his behavior. Interestingly, it was overlooked by conservatives, who to this day claim that feminists were OK with Bill’s behavior. Whatever. Ranks up there with them claiming we didn’t know what was going on in Afghanistan for five d?!n years before 9/11 gave us an excuse to invade.
“Well, if you like the idea of someone who lies to his wife being President of the nation”
Actually, we have no idea whether or not he lied to Hillary. We only know he lied to congress. For all we know, he called Hil up, “Hey, honey, I won’t be needing that BJ tonight, you can go to that bridge game. Nah, I just picked one up from this intern, I should be good till the morning. Yeah, see you then.”
Very true…it’s easy to make assumptions about such things but really only the people involved know for sure.
He has “emotional intelligence” of a sort that has been sorely lacking in many a candidate.
.
Hm. Do you have good evidence to back this up? I am not trying to paint him out as nasty, that wouldn’t do me any good, so I am not interested, but that seems like measurable statement that should be backed up with reliable sources.
She maybe say him reading the book by Daniel Goleman…otherwise, it’s wishful thinking…
Was your KoolAid grape or strawberry?
Tired… same old cant from a dumb ass…
Curious how the Left has insulted Bush, Palin and Cheney nonstop, but now that one of theirs is in office, all the petty insulting needs to stop !
“For what we are about to receive, may we be truely thankful…”
Criminals who encourage criminal behavior deserve to be insulted. You’re the ideology of moral values? Prove it.
PS I encourage feedback!
I may be a conservative, but dammit, if that family asked me over to eat potatoes, I would eat potatoes with them. Who could refuse that face? …Oh, wait.
“We need to wish this family the best and pray that this new President gets the assistance he needs.”
We need to pray for assistance for him? You are religious in the … quaint way? Me, I’d just put my hope and trust in his and his staff’s relative competence and relative lack of batpoop-craziness.
Well, you lost already!
Tired…
Hush now- and go to bed !
Ah, the USAF potato peeler still hangs in there…
Tell us about how many medals you got…
meowrrr, you misunderestimate. I, for one, intend to show Obama ALL the respect and ALL the love that was shown to George W. Bush for the last 8 years. I intend to shove that love *right* down everyone’s* throats. Kthxbai!
*Excepting equal opportunity humorists who can laugh at/mock on all sides, who IMO get a pass.
I, for one, intend to show Obama ALL the respect and ALL the love that was shown to George W. Bush for the last 8 years
If you mean that proportional to what he does to earn said respect, so far you should be too busy licking the soles of his feet to have time for pk-commentary.
I mean exactly what I said. And, ew.
“I mean exactly what I said.”
But. Dubya has done a lot to lose any respect he could’ve had. (I will stretch as far as agreeing it wasn’t just him, but all his administration.) B.O. hasn’t had the chance to screw up yet, but you have decided he deserves the flak Dubya got anyway?
“And, ew.”
Less ew-ing, more licking. ;P
Bullshit. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAp6YAPtC2c&feature=player_embedded
You have a short memory.
Bullshit. http://www. youtube.com/watch?v=cAp6YAPtC2c&feature= player_embedded Links won’t post apparently; if this one works, eliminate the spaces to put it in browser. I won’t be here to accept your apology for being completely wrong, but don’t worry – I’ll FEEL it.
What, exactly, is bullshit there?
Don’t expect a cogent comment… I think it’s a 12 year old… Certainly an undergrad… the bragging of Austrian Economics (like they’re the only one who knows what it means) and Mensa smacks of the sort of thing you get in student politics..
You’re a sad babbling mess, aren’t you?
Butt hurt since your Messiah was a waste of carbon, water and all the coke he ingested during his wild years…
Bush was derided as chimpy mcshrub before he ever hit office. I assure you there will be no licking from this quarter; but nonstop opposition. I oppose gun-grabbing socialists at any rate; but those of this magnitude even more so.
He had me at “Marxist professors”
Obama. Is. Not Socialist. That claim is friggin offensive to us who actually are socialist*.
*)(ish)
She can’t help being stupid… she’s an American…
“Tired and racist… my, you’re really a piece of work…”
Really, now, Uncle Fester …
And you can’t help mindlessly responding to every comment with some self-righteous rhetoric.
It only offends the type it applies to…
So, Literal, and Framus, welcome to my ‘Slightly mentally dull’ list…
[LINK]
Oh the horror …
Fester, you were so quick to fling insults, you didn’t seem to recognize that I quoted your own words in the post above, and then you called me mentally dull for using them. Those were your words, my friend.
I wasn’t questioning your observation, merely its proximity to its antihesis.
Slow down on your postings so you can keep up with your insults.
I knew precisely whose words you quoted… suck it up…
So where was I whining? Seriously, I want to avoid it.
I’m amused you are chasing me through threads like this. You have posted that you enjoy having a stalker, and I’m curious why you are doing it to me.
So really, do tell, what is whingy about:
“Really, now, Uncle Fester …”
*don’t
HEH.
Is my freudian slip showing …
I was speaking to another European… and the comment is racist HOW?
The whites all but wiped out the ‘ethnic Americans’ … It’s culturalist if anything… and one really can’t expect Americans to actually ‘know’ Socialism unless they’ve seen it up close and personal… It’s just a button word for you guys and has been since the 40s…
Oooo … now with the semantics. I’ve seen you rip people a new poop shoot about how their posts are “all about semantics” and without substance blah blah blah.
Now it’s not “racist,” it’s just “culturalist,” and all Americans are stupid because one called Obama a Socialist. Button word? You guys? Generalizing much?
And what would you say at this point if I divulged that I were an, as you so eloquently put it, “ethnic American” who refuses to hyphenate.
Then what?
Oh yeah, then (and still) you’d call me a whiny ethnic and ask me if I wanted a nubbie, a blankie and a nappy change, or a ________. It’s just however you feel like denigrating me tonight.
You are really a predictible and enjoyable piece of work. That’s what I like about you; I know you always must have the last word about how everyone else is a sucky little titty b**ch and you’re, well, you. I love coming back to my old posts knowing you’re gonna sneak in another piece of “yo momma” snark. It’s the highlight of my posting day!
Just curious: does your superiority complex ever give you vertigo?
Damn, I worked much harder to get on that list than they did. Seriously lowering your standards, chief. This list used to be exclusive, now just about anybody can get in…
Not at all… you’d not say that the comment was Racist…
please…
If it had been Lenny Bruce routine… then it may have been true.
As it is, it was one European, to another, using a piece of short hand we both understand about a culture that mostly regards the idea of ‘socialism’ rather like one regards ticks (which isn’t a bad view of the idea, but that’s a story for another time), although it’s like dealing with people who’ve heard of ticks but really wouldn’t know one if it attached to their face…
Both Danbala, and I, knew what we meant… and it wasn’t ‘race’…
Hopefully I understood it. I read it as a tongue-in-cheek comment reflecting the strange status the word “socialist” has in the US, and also a joke on the “Americans are daft”-daftness that I would think neither of us subscribe to. Most Americans, sure, but not all. ;P
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So, anyway. I really don’t mind people coming down like a ton of bricks on socialism (especially with arguments), but it turns pointless when it’s an expression that means nothing other than “left of American right”, which is till pretty right. Hmpf.
No one campaigns as a socialist. You needn’t worry, muffin; he IS on your side, I assure you. I’ve provided links above, but if you really didn’t know all this, you’re desperately uneducated.
Sorry, the whining noise you make is distracting…
That ans the extreme lack of anything approaching ‘education’ which seems to be Kryptonite to your kind…
BTW, you’ve not provided a singe reference above…
So… a lying Republican… they claim those don’t happen…
I posted several links, assmunch, of Blowbama’s own words. Apparently the site doesn’t allow links. I’m not a Republican. Idiot.
More right wing check list
1) More right wing short hand names for “Obama” (Note: Frou is falling down on this one) – CHECK
2) Denials of being a Republican when all the noises they make indicates Neo-con end of Republican thought – CHECK
Walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, claims to be a Zebra – Republican Party Reptile…
and the site does allow links… moron…
Froo hasn’t been falling down on the job, Froo has been dealing with a sick child, an uber-caseload at work, and a bunch of nidnuks that don’t understand that Pundit Kitchen is IMPORTANT, DAMMIT!
I promise I’ll be here to lay the holy smackdown on any other right wing trolls who continue to make my side look bad. I’ll expect help about those calling me a ‘house n*gger’, though 
You’ll always be my Uncle Tom, sweet cheeks…
hope the little un is on the mend…
I’ll be your Uncle Tom if you’ll be my Prissy.
Mmm, muffins.
Bush went AWOL from the Guard for a year during a time of war, abused drugs and alcohol (another drug), messed over every company he was ever put in charge of (didn’t earn them, was helped into them by Daddy’s friends), got into Yale on no merit whatsoever and graduated with a C average, probably due to more palm-greasing, openly mocked a woman on death row who over the space of fourteen years had won the respect of guards and prisoners alike and who only invoked her right to ask for clemency (whether or not she deserved it, she deserved a lot more respectful treatment from him), lied to get us into an illegal war, butchered over 5000 troops who only wanted to serve their country, butchered many tens of thousands of Iraqis who only wanted to live their lives like normal people, gave Al Qaida a new base from which to operate, most likely knew 9/11 was going to happen in the first place and didn’t do squat to prevent it, and all you can say about Obama is he might be a socialist?
If “socialist” is the polar opposite of everything I’ve just outlined? Then PLEASE GOD WE NEED MORE SOCIALISM UP IN HERE KTHX.
Nicely phrased.
Cute kids. Interesting contrast re how happy and relaxed everyone except Michelle looks.
Actually, her body looks relaxed but it’s the face she’s pulling that makes her look tense.
I think she looks like she’s trying not to laugh, but that could just be me.
Is she proud of her country now? Especially all the “Whities” who voted for her husband?
Tired and racist… my, you’re really a piece of work…
don’t you have a klan meeting to attend?
“Militia”, not Klan.
Typical rot from the bloody English…
Not much difference… Militias usually have more Nazi memorabilia and Prussian Blue CDs…
And come up with grander stories about how the black man stole their votes.
Know how to get the militia guys out of your bar? Remark in a loud voice about the fantastic sale on fertilizer at the Farmer’s Co-op.
Find a source other than comedian Rush Limbaugh for that “whitey” shiite. All you right-wingnuts claimed there was a tape but no one EVER produced it.
If it existed, the smear machine would have had it on every media outlet known to man. It didn’t.
Take your butthurt to somebody who cares.
This is the caption now.
4 years from now, it will read “#1 Hoped for Car Accident Tragedy”
You want to explain that one? I hate to admit it, but it went right over my head.
I thought that one was just sick enough to be funny…
I think the phrasing is the problem. I think I only half get it.
Maybe so.. What I’m saying is, everyone loves them now. That’s how it’s gone for presidents for the past 50 odd something years. But by the time his term is up, and all the screw-ups and the scandals and god knows what else he’s going to go through have all ended, everyone is going to hate him. And that hate will spill over onto his family.
I feel sorry for em. They are a cute family, afterall.
Even though Reagan had heaps of problems when he was president, he still left with a pretty high approval rating. This would also be true for Clinton, despite his problems in the public as well. Bush on the other hand is probably more disliked then Nixon and Carter combined.
In that case, here’s hoping that the first non-white president breaks more than just one record.
Which way? I’m usually happy if one of the mad men you elect doesn’t wipe us all out…
Clinton left with the highest approval rating on record (for a leaving president)
Sources?
See name for link.
Like you source your comments…
but you can’t source ‘blah whine right wing 0bama suxx…’ can you?
You could, but then you would have to subject yourself to hours of Bill O’Reilly and Rush Limbaugh. Hey, forget waterboarding, we can use that instead!
I don’t know about the highest, but his numbers were still up there.
I cannot fathom why Reagan had such a high approval rating. We must relaly be a nation of morons. Giving pretty speeches != being a good leader.
So that explains Obama making it to the top.
The lady makes a good point… only Reagan could do it since he was an actor. Obama does it since he’s an orator. There is a difference
Orator, actor……both are skilled in giving the audience what they want at a given time.
Orator can get you off your arse out of the mud and back on the line… an actor can deliver the St Crispin’s day speech… believe me, there is a difference and quite a strong one…
I still maintain that a good actor can play a good orator on TV and still get you off your ass out of the mud. It’s a matter of being able to read the croud and read the teleprompter in both cases.
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I know what you mean, and I see the difference, but the two are not mutually exclusive.
Oooh, she swears! Does your Pastor know you talk like that?
I must admit, the F-bomb has impressed me enough to take an affiliation… actually no, not really… all it does it confirms my opinion of Republican party Zombies… which are the same as Democrat Zombies, really… and both are indistinguishable from Libertarian Zombies… they simply leave a mess around the place and make an incoherent moaning whine things go against their articles of Faith…
well.. whoever doesn’t like obama as president can leave the country as far as i’m concerned
Still waiting on all the Hollywood celebs who promised to leave the country if Bush got re-elected to do so.
And don’t worry- a lot of the wealthy job makers are gonna be moving their business and money out of the country real soon…
Will they take your pathetic arse with them? Please?
He has a point though.. why is Alec Baldwin and Babs Streisand still in the U.S.? I guess their word means nothing.
Of course they meant nothing… it’s called ‘inane posturing’
It’s INSANE posturing ! Now eat your meat! You can’t have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat ! Whack! (Eaton whipping ensues)
See… an prime example of inane posturing… and dragging a misquoted Pink Floyd in there too… it just plumbs the depths, hits bottom and starts to dig…
Oddly enough, I saw this same wannabe correction on Best Page in the Universe in hatemail to Maddox.
We can only hope he uses the same strategy the next time
he’s caught in an avalanche…
Misquoting Pink Floyd is pure blasphemy.
If you’d had any credibility to start with, it would now be gone forever.
It’s inane.
Alec Baldwin means nothing anyway. God, look at the way he talked to his own daughter. Why do you hold up people like that as examples of “good liberals”? Decent people don’t behave that way.
People say all sorts of things when chastising their children. I doubt there there are many here who’d care to have their exchanges with offspring on national news… from all sides of the aisle…
Can you just keep the dull, slight moronic, saccharine down to a low whine… the high pitched stuff gives me a headache…
No, they don’t which is why him and Babs should move to Nigeria or Sudan. I don’t hold him up a ‘good liberal’, I look at him as a piece of trash.
republicans… stop being such babies and get used to democracy. the people have spoken and they want obama, and they want to spend their money on the things that matter. what´s 160 million dollar to a truly historic event when we would just spend it all on hot dogs and stupid shit we don´t need? stop treating the us like a shopping mall and then complain about the democrats using money for something useful.
Oh don’t worry – They’ll be asking you for more money for “useful” things like welfare really soon. Sounds like you’d be glad to pay for it!
Oh, and don’t give me this “stop being babies” crap. You all have been crying about Bush since 2000.
and now it’s your turn… how terribly adult of you…
Welfare *would* be useful, if it actually helped anyone. Look up how much welfare families actually get sometime. I could maybe live on that for half a month if I were crashing on someone’s couch.
Check out Ace of spades website to see some interesting comparisons on the two inaugurations.
Try linking to it you arse…
Find an adult to do it for you, twit.
Not a chance. Bush was pelted with tomatoes at his inauguration – his FIRST (before he ever took office and did anything) and came in to a vandalized white house. You lefties booed a 6 year old girl (Piper Palin) at a photo op. Be prepared for 4 years of EXACTLY what you gave – you were lucky there was an inauguration day respite, but your honeymoon was over November 5; get used to it.
That comment was to Kelly. Ironically, I’m not even a Republican. But the left has ZERO room to talk about being nice, or kind, or even human. Those of us with our eyes open will not let them forget that.
Vandalized? That bit about the Ws missing from keyboards was an urban legend.
And you must be confused about the whole being nice thing. It’s not nice to be nice to just anybody without a healthy dose of discernment about who deserves it and who doesn’t. I shouldn’t be nice to Osama bin Laden and I’m sure not going to be nice to Bush, and that does not make me a bad person.
Yeah? Google “White House Vandalized in Transition, GAO Finds” in the NY Slimes. Bush was pelted with tomatoes and met with vicious treatment at his inauguration. Before he’d done anything. No, you can expect exactly what you all gave; if we can possibly lower ourselves to that level.
No, I don’t consider someone who sought out Marxist professors, swears to uphold the constitution when having already said he intends to dismantle it because pesky checks and balances prevent a thorough redistribution of wealth, sits under Rev. Wright for 20 years and defends him to the ground until we all found out the truth about him, and so forth, to be someone I want to be “nice” to or about. And his sycophants? The Bush Derangement Syndrome sufferers and Truthers? Aren’t even worthy of contempt. Nonetheless they shall receive it, in spades. Have fun – just don’t think everyone is going to sit back and watch you bask in what you’ve wrought on this country – many of us simply won’t.
Ok, now I know you’re a NeoCon. You didn’t drink their Kool-Aid, you’re drowning in it!
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Come up for air, and a small dose of reality!
I assure you, not even close to neo-con. Whatever that term means to you today. Also, I don’t drink anyone’s Kool-Aid; I make my OWN. Free-market (Austrian) economics and common law; you can call it juris naturalism as coined by Richard Maybury, monetarist. There is no party for people like us. But the left is determined to do the OPPOSITE of everything I believe in, and thus gains the brunt of my scorn. Not to mention their despicable behavior for most of my adult life, culminating in the last 8 years of endless temper tantrums, have served to slaughter the slightest goodwill I might have had for them.
Anyway, it’s ON. Enjoy it
Please click my name to refute Anniee’s claims about white house vandalism.
Seriously: we spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to find out a building the size of the White House required $15k in repairs after a changeover? Thanks for the lies, Righties.
“You lefties booed a 6 year old girl (Piper Palin) at a photo op.”
No, hockey fans are notorious for booing such things. They wouldn’t have
booed the child if her mother hadn’t brought her out there.
The puck-dropping was a planning fiasco. Don’t make more out of it than it was.
A mere drop in the enormous bucket. 8 years of unhinged raving from the DU and KOS kiddies, beginning before Bush ever took office, well over 8 years of being referred to as “Christofascist godbags” and “wingnut hatemongering bigots” and murderers – yeah, thanks but no thanks. I thought this was a humor site that poked fun at both sides, not an Obamunist syco-site. It’s a shame, because the opportunities for equal-opportunity laughs are rife. But the left just doesn’t have a sense of humor.
Check list for Right wing nonsense:
1) accusations of only reading KOS and other biased sources- check
2)accusations of the ‘left’ having no sense of humour following moaning about insults – Check
3 Using typical Right wing cant like “Obamunist syco-site”… ranks up there with ‘Obamamessiah’ (note: page Froufrou on that one) – Check
We have a three for three here on you being a butt hurt neocon who cant even come up with an original insult about Jug Ears and the zombies who think the sun shines out of his bum… but that’s probably the coke, prescription meds abuse, and having the pox…
“well over 8 years of being referred to as “Christofascist godbags” and “wingnut hatemongering bigots” and murderers ”
Nobody I know ever said that, I never said that; still, I wish I had. It seems like a very apt description.
WhoTheF*CK said they booed the kid? They were booing that twit of a mother.
No, you’re not a republican, me thinks thou art a NeoCon however…
Even less a NeoCon than a Republican, I’m afraid LOL. No, try juris naturalist – there is no party for me; though if Libertarians would wise up about defense I could get behind them. If the Dims could wise up about free-market (Austrian) economics I could and would get behind THEM. Just ain’t gonna happen, unfortunately.
You can call yourself whatever you wish, but if it walks like a neocon and quacks like a neocon, you’re a friggin neocon. You’re spouting their conspiracy theories right off of their web pages. You’re crying ‘poor me, you big meany liberals are not nice’ just like their play-the-victim class teaches. You claim we have nothing legitimate against Bush and that we’re only doing it to be mean, when the entire world wants him gone. As of today, it appears that the world court just may be able to investigate and prosecute Bush and his crony’s for war crimes, even before the US says anything about it. I hope to FSM they do. I hope they’re tried in the Hague.
Österreichisch oder amerikanisch, sind Sie ein Neocon!
Then apparently you don’t know what Neo-Con means. Or probably any other political term for that matter. Are you an Austrian economist? Because that would give you a smattering of a clue what I’m talking about.
“You claim we have nothing legitimate against Bush”
No I didn’t. No need to lie. It’s vulgar.
And WAR CRIMES PROSECUTIONS? YOU, my friend, just gave yourself away as a barking moonbat LOL. Nary a step above 9/11 “Truthers”. Ok, thank you for at least FINALLY making something on this dismally god-awful thread FUNNY.
Well, still playing the ‘Austrian Economist’ card like other play an ‘I’m a soldier card’ like we live inthe world of Starship Troopers
At least the whining about ‘I’m in Mensa’ has dropped a bit…
And Seth can probably define Neo-Con better than you, you posturing non-entity
They are a cute family, I’m glad Obama got the job too, but the LOL part escapes me….
*que Addams Family theme song*
Seriously, this site just needs to change its name to obamalove.com.
You could group it together with CNN for an awesome combo.
I’ll bring cookies- the Libs will supply the KoolAid !
and you can supply the crack and oxycotin for the Reps to take the edge off being LOSERS!!!!
Hey, I’m handling it pretty well.. I even quit smoking! Imagine that, my guy loses and I still do something positive.
There’s being a guy who didn’t get what he wanted (the right temporary administrator in your case) and there’s being a LOSER! which is Old Anti-”I dided in three world wars for your sort’-Fester and Shortbus…
LOL! And to think, I only dided in one (well two, but it wasn’t really a war..) and I’m still relatively sane (except for the twitch, tourettes, and the flashbacks).
awww! did the nasty man steal your country? There, there… it was someone else’s turn to win this time…
Meanwhile, you dry your tears and have a good tweak, then go trawl some men’s rooms for rough trade…
Hey, how is he going to take care of his kids?
I think they pay him for being President… how do you look after your ans hold down a job?
I haz a BIG HAPPIE!
and you’re easily pleased…
Go flash some children in a park again…
Well congrats on your first nearly black president,cause we all know he didn’t get there by his credentials, too bad people voted for this guy cause he wasn’t white, well thats what happens when put worthless rhetoric out there in a chocolate wrapper. (Well whatever color Arabs are anyways)
He’s half-Kenyan, idiot. Arabs live a bit farther north. At least he didn’t crash multiple fighter planes or dump his wife for a prettier model when she’d been seriously hurt. Or call her a c?nt or a trollop in public. You can tell a man’s character by how he treats someone he perceives as lesser than himself. Either Obama respects people lesser than himself or he respects his wife enough to not see her as lesser in the first place. Either way, far superior to McCain. And I didn’t even vote for the man so stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
Ah, the race card, the affirmative action card and the sore arse loser card all in one place…
How terribly efficient…
I would be far more entertained by the retreat from reality of these jackasses if they were fewer. The insistence beyond all reason on displaying unfacts is simply staggering. The place has gone schizy.
Care to move with me to a fine island I just purchased? You can have one side, I’ll take the other, and we’ll plot against each other in brotherly fashion.
Also available in horribly obvious racist
And this one liner converted me to the against Obama camp…
oh, another false alarm… it’s turtle head time…
BARF!!!!!!!!!!
Well, that bespittled rant converted me to Obama… oh, no, it was a wet fart.
Sorry for the false alarm…
WOW! I mean, just wow.. I’d rather smell Uncle Fester’s wet fart then read your ranting diatribe. You really should go back on your meds.
It’s that lemony freshness…
I like the bits of corn
It’s a cute photo and it is JUST a PHOTO! What’s wrong with you people? Don’t you have anything better to do? Clean it up and go to work.
And yet, here you sit, on a computer, not at a job, placing judgement on those of us you think are inferior.
Ms Jameson is probably on a break in shooting…
while they apply ice packs to her prolapse
Well said, MBF. All these ignorant comments are a disgrace. Not worth anyone’s time and an embarassment to our culture.
American ‘culture’? American culture… American culture OK, it looks like it should make sense, but it really doesn’t. Loud, bellicose posturing by rampaging inadequates… now, that makes sense.
As a disclaimer, MBF and Ms Jameson claiming to be the bellwether of American Culture, since there are State cultures, but not an American one…
should say available in puke.
The Obama Family – now available in Satanic, socialist, crap-for-brains cute
You fail, please try again ^_^
Um… this isn’t funny at all…
baaah!
Never seen such a gaggle of narcissists in my life.
Obviously Americans are not ready for a President with both looks and brains
When we get one, we’ll decide then.
It would be interesting to have a vote where you dont see a president until he or she is voted and sworn in, only thier views and what they are gonna try to do. Not even a picture of them or their background. Lets see how many people blaspheme them for no reason then.
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