Comments on: GANGSTA GANGSTA

By: Alyssa

Alyssa — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 03:01:55 +0000

FORT MINOR WOO

By: Swedish_Seb

Swedish_Seb — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 11:01:21 +0000

I still have no idea whether that’s a sample or not (some knucklehead below posted it’s a Fort Minor quote) so I’m just glad it actually was an NWA reference. And I couldn’t believe I had to go through some 150 posts to find an NWA-related comment. Kudos to MCab.

By: Literal

Literal — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 23:37:12 +0000

Married to a farmer. The “bah” was used in a different context.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 23:27:31 +0000

Not hung round sheep much…

By: Literal

Literal — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 01:18:57 +0000

Umm … 3 million will lose their jobs in the US. Not three million at Microsoft.

By: ICDK

ICDK — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 00:09:11 +0000

Thank you, Mark. I don’t think MS employs 3 million people. I read it was 100k+, but I could be wrong. He hasn’t come home yet today, which is a good sign. LOL

By: Scum

Scum — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 21:04:18 +0000

Sorry, that was a little harsh. The harshness came from somewhere else, not your post. Still, I was speaking of something quite specific, not a google search.

By: Scum

Scum — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:35:52 +0000

Which part of “government regulated industries” were you too f’ing stupid to understand? Really. Tell me which part of that wasn’t clear. I’ll fix it for you.

By: Steve

Steve — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 19:16:06 +0000

Oh really?
Google Search Results:
“Screenshot or it didn’t happen” 7,370,000 results.
“If it isn’t documented it didn’t happen” 1,666,000 results
Looks like you’re down by about 6 million hits. Better luck next time.
Obviously you underestimated the gamer community and our love of interweb forums.

By: Steve

Steve — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 19:10:29 +0000

Then you went into the movie expecting something more than “Snakes on a MotherFscking Plane”.
I thought it was pretty hilarious, and the title was terrific.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 14:26:30 +0000

I feel badly for your husband, and all the others (3 million, I heard today) who are expected to lose their jobs this year. I suppose knowing you are one of many doesn’t do much to make you feel better, does it?

By: froofrou

froofrou — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 11:08:12 +0000

Aw, and here I thought you were loved by all and worshipped by most. Too bad.

By: Scum

Scum — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 02:22:15 +0000

Do you know that the cheat code for the original Minesweeper is still the cheat code?

By: pdq

pdq — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 00:51:34 +0000

!!! That’s IT!! Oh man, the only one I like better is Gorzo the Mighty – except he’s only had 1 or 2 columns. I hope they revive Gorzo.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 00:48:20 +0000

A quote: “none of the 92 people I oversee and instruct dislike me.” That implies supervisor. And you never said anything different.

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 00:43:48 +0000

don’t be stupid. I never was a supervisor. An INSTRUCTOR. Duuurrr.

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 00:39:10 +0000

yup, but i dont p[ost shit about work anymore. Coworkers like to cause out-of-work drama on myspace.

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 00:36:43 +0000

I still am NOT a supervisor, but a training instructor. And on one loves me now because I told them that waiting until the end of shift to call in is not okay, i don’t care how shitty seattle has been taking care of the roads, and that two weeks past the last snow you cant call in and say you cant make it due to snow. So, yeahhh…didnt get many Christmas/Channukah cards this year….

By: froofrou

froofrou — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 00:35:37 +0000

Take your own advice, troll.

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 00:34:15 +0000

I have two other jobs. Learn to count. Shipyard and half-assed side project home shop, FullThrottle Motoring. And I only have 1 dead brother, but thanks for rubbing that in, you asshole. Lets make fun of your dead relatives. and one dead mom. andd it’s ‘totally my fault for deciding to work instead of driving them around all day. So, no one that says they work somewhere actually works anywhere. The people you see at work are just coming and going through the motions to impress people they met online. Don’t be an idiot.

By: purple switch

purple switch — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 00:33:15 +0000

I don’t know. If she was mute, it’d be all the more creepy and meancing.
In some ways good. In some ways deeply unsettling and very bad.
Consider – hot evil mute GF advancing on you with intent. This could so very easily end very badly for you, but you know you’re gonna go along with it.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 00:31:16 +0000

And we can check your myspace page if we don’t believe you, right?

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 00:27:28 +0000

um, i do work for microsoft. Some people have two jobs, you know. i work union for the boilermakers brotherhood in seattle, and part-time as a software editor through microsot for the capitol. and it sucks. No notice ahead of time, they just call when they need me, and I’m seriously thinking about quitting.

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 00:25:37 +0000

no, i build ships at the shipyard, my full-time job, you idiot.
i just do microsoft editing for the capitol, and am rarely at the microsoft campus.

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 00:24:16 +0000

That’s cool, i thought i was getting laid….off today. *peed pants*
and I know microsoft is internationally hated. Believe me, i throw out the cups, and take off my stupid microsoft hoodie when i leave…otherwise, the beatings never end.

By: Literal

Literal — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 00:19:05 +0000

OMIGOSH!
Now I recognize the moniker. I’ve enjoyed this person’s interesting pseudo-fiction, too!
Thanks for the noggin’ jog, froofrou!

By: Literal

Literal — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:27:48 +0000

Yeah. Oompa Loompas.

By: purple switch

purple switch — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:25:44 +0000

Well, it has to be a qualified right. Whinging is all well and good in the privacy of your own home with consenting adults.

By: purple switch

purple switch — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:22:55 +0000

OH MY GOD.
I haven’t said pantaloons in months.
She just took it to the Mahal!
“After which the reverend suffered from and inoportune pantaloon baloon…”
I love that word.

By: ICDK

ICDK — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 22:48:03 +0000

Tell that to the 5k who will be losing their jobs.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 22:31:09 +0000

No, it’s Undies in an Undulation. Sheesh.

By: Literal

Literal — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 22:27:01 +0000

I, for one, welcome our new ubr overlords.

By: ubr

ubr — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 22:19:33 +0000

if we applied the ms business plan to the world america would start by copying the government practices of it’s major competitors and then swiftly undermine their marketability so that we can buy out the countries at a fraction of their net worth… then we can substantially cut the quality of our exports so that we make more profit… yeah. that’ll work…

By: ubr

ubr — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 22:12:54 +0000

compared to the rest of the economy? 5k is a drop in the bucket…

By: pdq

pdq — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 22:10:01 +0000

I’d always heard knickers in a twist.

By: Literal

Literal — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 22:05:11 +0000

Bloomers in a wad works in a pinch, too!

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:54:59 +0000

Get your pantaloons out of a spiral!

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:53:29 +0000

Got your knickers in a bunch over that phrase-mangling, don’t you, literal?

By: Literal

Literal — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:52:00 +0000

It’s knickers in a bunch. Get it right, all of you, already!

By: Scum

Scum — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:44:46 +0000

So? Come on over. Great water. Beautiful beaches. Perfect weather.

By: Scum

Scum — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:40:39 +0000

Funny, because I just moved here (last June) from SF after having been there for 15 years.

SF isn’t the same city I moved to in ’93 and I needed new adventures, so here I am. I’m loving it!

By: Seth

Seth — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:54:29 +0000

1997-2000, I worked for Lyons Associates in Honolulu, a big civil engineering firm, doing tech writing. You know the hillside in Honolulu
that was slowly sliding? They did the remediation on that. They also do a bunch of projects overseas. I left because the woman I moved there with dumped me, and I had a friend from San Francisco come and visit, and he convinced me to move back.

By: Literal

Literal — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:54:01 +0000

Try “bah”.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:46:27 +0000

Another good sheep impression there Lit…
you need to pull it out more though, with vibrato

mehhhhhhhh! mehhhhhhhh!

By: Linkinopteryx

Linkinopteryx — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:43:24 +0000

Mike Shinoda is awesome!

By: Scum

Scum — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:38:47 +0000

Sweet. I’m in Kailua. When were you here? What did you do? Most importantly, why did you leave?

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:03:56 +0000

May I venture to guess that you don’t have cats, either?

By: Literal

Literal — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 19:48:56 +0000

But I hated “Snakes on a Plane!”

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 19:48:10 +0000

Sounds like I am more needed at a tire factory or waterpark then…

By: Seth

Seth — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 19:45:23 +0000

I lived in Waianae and Honolulu. Man, I miss Hawaii.