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Eleventy-third!
Technically, the caption ought to omit “President” from before the names of Clinton and Bush. Neither of them are President any more.
Check out the most recent Miss Manners column for details.
Perhaps you should stick to explaining under which circumstances it is deemed appropriate table etiquette for me to wash my balls in the finger bowl.
Former Presidents of the United States of America, are still referred to by the title President.
due to an oversight in the wording of the laws… It’s always amused me…
In the civilised world, when you stop being Prime Minister you go back to being plain old who ever you were…
I’m not really well versed in the parliamentary system, so forgive the ignorance: is a PM actually an elected position? I thought it was more like our House and Senate leaders: a position determined by a vote of the legislative bodies, not the population at large. This would account for the difference, imo.
Here in the UK, the PM is the member elected by the ruling party to lead them. So it’s a lot like a house/senate leader, except that they are the executive. When the population at large vote for a party at a general election, they know who will lead each party, and that vote is often seen as a vote for that leader as much as a vote for the party.
Local government is elected sepatately, and MP’s (the local representative to the governement) are elected separately to local councils.
In other news, British government is overly complicated and in need of refrm.
In further news, my words are mistyped and in need of vowels.
Pffffffff. Vwls. Srsly. Nvr dd nthng fr nbdy.
In need of reform… perhaps. Looking at the dog’s dinner that everyother country seems to make, I quite like our creaky old system, that mostly halts the excesses of govt, although the extension of power of DSS to be able to searchh ‘privileged information’ without warrant or court order, was an invitation to abuse of power, and couple of other odds and ends… Dangerous Dogs act, the hand gun restrictions that put us on a par with New york for hoops to jump through to hold one, etc…Only thing that gladdens my old, blackened heart fully is the current fetish for cameras. Oh, I love that. They long passed the ability to use them in real time…
Most of what we have works well because intelligent, reasonable people have spent a lot of time coming up with it. And the judicial branch is generally pretty impartial.
If you’re looking for a poster boy for bad new laws, surely it’s the Serious and Organised Crime Act. There are definitely some issues there.
More than anything else, I’d like us to adopt PR. Yeah, I vote Lib Dem, and yeah, I’m pissed my vote means so little.
Knowing the rampaging incompetents we seem to elect, I’d sooner not have them fiddle.
Says a lot when they want to introduce PR only in areas where first past the post ‘favours’ the BNP.
You are VERY well versed there. I used to live in the UK before moving to the US and that’s a distinction I may not have come up with. Good point
It’s interesting – in a political system that claims to mistrust power and holding onto it for too long that we still show a lot of respect to former Presidents. I like it.
All Presidents, present and past, are reffered to as “President.” And I think it’s quite appropriate to wash your balls in the finger bowl. Makes perfect sense to me.
Correction: FINGERS are washed in the finger bowl. Balls are properly washed in the kitchen, with the aid of a stiff brush and a vigorous maid.
Or, you could bring clean balls with you, which I recommend. (It only takes one experience with the brush to convince a man!)
On the flip side, it only takes one experience with a ‘vigorous maid’ to convince a man the risk is woth it.
Miss Manners:
Love the Miss Manners syndication. But I hate to correct you/her. Protocol is not decided by journalists.
According to long accepted protocol, a person is referred to by the highest title to which they are elected. Once a President, always President. It is acceptable, though not required to add a qualifier — a newspaper might identify Former-President Clinton. But introducing him he would be President Clinton and addressing him, Mr. President.
The same is true for military rank. The person with the rank usually
designates that s/he is retired, but it’s not necessary.
Not universally. Baroness Thatcher was, until she was granted a life peerage, Mrs Thatcher, not the Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher, nor Prime Minister Thatcher. Mrs Thatcher. That was it.
NOW you can troll on me!
In the immortal words of Jon Bon Jovi – “You give trolls a bad name”
HEY! GI JOE is back… eagle eyes, lifelike hair, gripping hands… empty, plastic, head…
don’t forget the removable limbs and lack of wedding tackle…
and that is totally cruel because Barbie is such a tease with all her overaccentuated girlie parts
Or we could just not be trolls…
I only see one troll here…
is your screen reflective or something?
you know I love you
Get your ego and you massive bosom out of the way… I wasn’t talking about you…
you’re a fantasiste, not a troll…
What is the internet without trolls? They make boring topics hilarious haha
Like anthrax makes sheep farming fun…
And when you asked your lastest girlfriend ” How was it my love?’ she answered ” Not Baaaaaaaaddd!”
Now come on, you shouldn’t be kissed and tell! What Uncle Fester does to you in the privacy of a field is between you and him!
He offered to dress like that… I assumed he liked it…
The Lucite stripper heels were a particularly nice touch.
I insisted on him wearing a ball gag… stops him doing the whole Ron Beatty speech from Bladerunner to elicit sympathy from the audience… although they wanted it ‘snuff’…
The fish net stockings were a mistake, though.
They lose appeal with the bits of wool sticking out
of each little diamond…
Gross but funny link.
You could see “vamp” written all over her…
“Ron Beatty speech from Bladerunner”
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Or the Ned Beatty speech from Deliverance.
“Yew shore dew have a purty mouff.”
Roy… my bad typing…
“Do you like… gladiator movies, Billy?”
Dude, that’s hilarious!
Seconded! LOL!
Bill Clinton horny jokes… they will never not be funny, even as another new president takes office. Good times, good times.
Some humor is just too good to let go of. Just like the ‘Clinton is a horn-dog’ jokes, the ‘Bush is a moron’ jokes will never lose their appeal.
The gift that keeps on giving…
Clinton’s wang?
Apparently it’s just too good to let go of…
IT was too good to visit a dry cleaner’s after… we know that much…
Save for a later career change. Then again, I do question her work ethic if she spits or at least doesn’t catch. Kinda like having head with the brakes on…
Personal opinion mind you.
Maybe she knew who’d end up having to clean it up, and had a score to settle. “Yeah, you messed with me… now mop up the boss’ jizz. And I’m leaving you.”
Or just wanted a book deal. Though I like your idea too. A lot actually.
Do you know how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?
Alot, if they know what they are doing…
Alas, no one caught the Clerks reference. I weep for the future.
Damn. I can’t believe I missed that.
Love the movie, but I haven’t seen it in about thirteen years. I don’t recognize the quote.
Or standing next to the roller coaster, throwing up your arms and yelling “YEAH!”
Or so my husband constantly says, with a degected expression.
Agreed. Also, McCain is old, Bush is dumb, Reagan is dead, and Britney Spears is a train wreck.
A heavily medicated trainwreck
Amy Winehouse…
if only all our last names were also our favorite places….I would be Melissa Yourgirlfriendsbed
I have to agree, it is getting redundant [with Clinton]. But somehow, I never tire of ‘W. is so dumb’ jokes.
Nailed it!
Did he really? Does Obama know?
*rimshot*
Lol…:-)
Hehe, something tells me Michelle O. would tear Big Dog apart in the sack… she seems like a lot of woman, and I don’t mean like Aretha Franklin…
“Ow… Ow… Ow… Ow.. When’s it gonna be my turn? Ow… Ow…”
As a wise man once said… “Giggity!”
He also said:
“Hello, 911? Yeah, it’s caught in the window this time.”
ROFLMAO!
Now y’all better not be dissin’ ‘retha.
Why not? Her performance sucked.
Honestly, some of these performers would be much better off being remembered for who they once were instead of trying to reclaim that which they never can.
I didn’t see it, but Aretha herself was unhappy with her performance (she said the cold affected her voice). But she also made the point that it wasn’t about her anyway because her performance was not nearly as important as the reason she was performing. Just, you know, FYI. Thought you might want to know.
Looks like somebody took care of the skip in NObama08′s record.
This one shows a knowledge of the classic comedic Rule of Three, even…
The Bell curve has a far end…
For a second I thought Hilary had Bill’s thought bubble D:
I am… Strangely aroused.
Unless your guide dog is drugged, that is NOT hot girl-on-girl…
i always suspected…
Your words looked sad and pathetic out here all by their lonesome, so I thought I’d leave an inane, pointless comment to ensure they wouldn’t get lonely and it wouldn’t appear you were simply talking to yourself.
You know, sort of like a conversation between Bush and Cheney.
In bed, with a penis, thinking about Hoover and Nixon fan fiction.
Yaoi or slash?
Whichever is more disturbing.
Pick your poison, they both have their demerits…
Hoover and Nixon Tentacle Rape fan fiction… and no the idea isn’t disturbing… Ijust wanted to write the sentence for a googlewap
Rule 34.
Indeed… but one can hope…
Reagan and Kissenger Tentacle Rape Slasher With Gay Clowns Fan Fiction w
Brings a whole new meaning to the term ‘clowns eat people’.
Nixon has fans? Sweet jesus, that’s far more disturbing than any amount of tentacle rape.
Bill Clinton…speaking TRUTH?! The ground just got colder…..
Bell curve… has far end… nuff said
I’ll see you there!
That’s a thought bubble, my ma.. my person.
I’ll be your man, for an extra $50 lol
Er, it’s pretty hard to have failed to notice that Bill Clinton was among the most honest Presidents of the past 50 years.
He lied about his affair. Probably the first man to ever do that, right?
About things in general, he was FAR more honest than either of the President Bushes, President Reagan, and probably Presidents Kennedy and Johnson. Perhaps less so than Ford or Carter, but overall, Bill Clinton’s record of honesty is quite good.
You know, you don’t really have to repeat everything the media tell you to say.
I think you’re speaking a little out of turn about the presidents of the past being less honest than Bill. We have no way of knowing that because we have no way of knowing what every president deals with when their feet hit the ground every morning. It is the nature of the job to have some (actually a lot) of secrecy around a LOT of areas, and lying about what is happening is the only way a president can retain the security of the nation. In a smaller part, the security and well-being of residents OF that nation.
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As was brought up on a recent thread about torture, when you do something once, it becomes easier to do it a second, third, and fourth time, ad infinitum. If Bill Clinton could ‘look the American people in the eye’ and lie to their faces, then I guarantee you that he was lying about more than just that.
All politicians lie. It’s why they get elected.
I agree. That’s why it’s ludicrous to put one politician’s record on truth up against another’s. It’s like comparing mass murderers and their killing techniques.
No, then you’re looking at the style they used to carry it out…
you’re up very late/very early?
Little un still off colour?
LOL, a little. I’m trying to come up with a good apples to apples comparison for you, but I’m drawing a blank. Since this IS the 3rd sign of the Apocalypse (us agreeing), then I’m sure no more need be said. You understand the spirit of what I meant
It was a good similie, I was just poking fun… I’ve had my head in the Stone ‘The scale of evil’, so one has actually been going over some SSKs to compare ‘style and content’… next up Welner’s ‘Depravity Scale’…
I know… I have unusual hobbies… just a passing phase of interest.
and I hope MiniFrou is sleeping though soon!
She sleeps like a baby.
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Which, for the uninitiated, means she’s up every two to three hours *sigh* I figure I’ve got 18 years of being tired, then I can kick her butt out of the house and sleep through the night
After she’s 16, you have to worry about the sort of jerk like me… at 16 I hasten to add…
I already promised to behave personally. My sons have not though.
Again, I could not disagree more, and I think it’s terribly naive to say this. It is true that “all politicians lie”, but it’s also completely irrelevant. All _people_ lie. That doesn’t mean we’re all equally honest.
There are, in fact, dramatic and obvious differences among politicians with respect to their honesty. I went through that “they’re all liars” stage quite a few years ago. I know, it makes people feel like they’re sophisticated and worldly to say things like “all politicians are the same, they’d say anything to get elected”, but it’s not. Teen-agers say it, and so does the drunk in the corner bar who doesn’t know Afghanistan from Albuquerque. It takes no sophistication whatsoever to whine that all politicians are liars. It does take some to question the conventional wisdom and point out that some politicians are considerably more honest than others.
When ordinasty people lie, there is seldom a body count measured in the thousands or tens of thousands…
As to the rest… you’ve not hung out much with wannabe and actual politicos have you?
‘ordinasty’ – I may have invented a new word…
I meant ‘ordinary’, of course…
I read it as ordinasty and didn’t even flinch. I thought you meant it on purpose and it made sense to me…
I know… it made sense to me too… hence a new word… the nastiness of the ordinary man.
I like it.
You’re GWB in real life, aren’t you? Admit it.
No Georges manglations of the language never made sense
Festers works.
I still like ‘strategery’.
” Teen-agers say it, and so does the drunk in the corner bar who doesn’t know Afghanistan from Albuquerque. It takes no sophistication whatsoever to whine that all politicians are liars. It does take some to question the conventional wisdom and point out that some politicians are considerably more honest than others.”
Full of Win!
“It’s how they get elected”
Fixed.
Also, it’s important to be willing to choose between bad and worse (unles you want to become a revoultionary). If you just opt out of the democratic process, you’re giving silent consent for the government to do what the hell it likes. That’s the nature of democracy; if you don’t vote you’re complicit.
I do not agree.
Obviously as you and others here said, all Presidents (and in fact all politicians) lie. So do all of the rest of us, of course. I’m quite sure that Clinton lied about his affair with Lewinsky, and I’m quite sure that he lied about quite a bit of other stuff as well, including, as you pointed out, things that he had to lie about in order to maintain appropriate security.
But I’m not talking about any of that. I’m talking about basic day-to-day ways of talking about the things that we all think about, and the things that make up most of the political controversies. The fact of the matter is that with respect to those kinds of things – abortion, welfare and the nature of opportunity in the U.S., religion, evolution, and so on, Clinton was consistently far more honest than either of the Bushes or Reagan. No comparison.
I’m not interested in pretending that everyone is equal or in playing political correctness games. The fact is that there are real, important differences among politicians with respect to their basic honesty (and in many other respects). As you pointed out, when you lie once, it becomes easier to do it again and again, so eventually the anti-abortion rights folks can look you right in the eye and claim that they’re just “defending life”, and the creationists can look you right in the eye and claim that they’re pushing for stronger science standards, and the anti-gay folks can look you right in the eye and claim that they’re “defending marriage”. No matter how much the media want to play along, I’m not going to pretend to believe any of that bullshit.
The Republican party would do well to make the tough decision to abandon the religious right and let those little liars fend for themselves. The Republicans do have some strong positive positions, notably on things like the need to clean up illegal immigration and the need to be more judicious about this bailout money. But as long as they’ve tied themselves so tightly to the persistent liars who make up the religious right, I could never vote Republican.
I’m quite sure that President Clinton lied about things other than his affair with Lewinsky. I agree that lying about some things is in the nature of the position, in the interest of national security.
I didn’t say that President Clinton didn’t lie, but rather than he was overall far more honest than either of the Bushes or Reagan, and possibly more honest than others. Your counterargument in fact misses the point. If it’s in the nature of the job, then that kind of dishonesty was there for all of the Presidents (at least the fairly recent ones, which was the extent of my list), and therefore has nothing to do with the relative honesty of recent past Presidents.
But it’s quite possible to lie about other things, and of course by hitching their wagons to the religious right, the Bushes and Reagan put themselves in a position that required quite a bit more lying than is required of other politicians, including President Clinton. As you pointed out, when you lie once, it becomes easier and easier to keep lying. It’s even easier when your supporters back up your lies, and particularly when the major media have agreed to treat your lies as off-limits to critique.
Now I recognize that the situation with respect to the elder Bush (41) is quite a bit different from that of his son or of Reagan, and perhaps I should not claim that Clinton was more honest than Bush 41. But I’m not at all interested in pretending that all Presidents are the same. They’re not.
So a brown rat is less of an evil companion than a black rat, but they’re both nasty house guests…
Jubal Harshaw said it best… the choice between bad and worse is a lot more emphatic than good and better. If things are already screwed up, we should at least try to make the best of it. If we all sit back and just capitulate, then it’s certainly not going to get any better.
I’d say kill the rats and get in something better… but in the end the only better goes back to the lies we happen to like… Play the game by all means, but once you start forgetting it’s all a game, you’re screwed…
Well said. I use that quote quite a bit.
omg *has coronary attck and falls over*
did you just…agree with me?!
Who what where, now? What do you mean? *tweaks eyebrow*
srsly?
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two quotes make a mockery of your position…
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i did not inhale
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i did not have sexual relations with that woman.
Or, ‘I did not inhale WHILE having sexual relations with that woman’. That would have made for a better press conference.
haha… definitely…
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i think we should put that in the dictionary next to
“plausible deniability…”
That a the role of Oliver North… that was a lot more entertaining version ‘plausible deniabilty’
she couldn’t have smelled THAT bad
although I don’t doubt he was quick enouigh to be done before losing any oxygen to his brain
Or the painfully honest approach
“I couldn’t inhale while I had sexual relations with that woman. Hoo!”
Slightly unrelated, but did anyone else find GHWB’s hat absolutely hilarious?
YES! I couldn’s stop laughing at his cuteness.
George H Bush… cute… does not compute…
I thought he had a live otter on his head. I kept watching it to see if it would move.
Blag wants his hair back…
But it doesn’t want to go.
“did anyone else find GHWB’s hat absolutely hilarious?”
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It makes him look like a skinny Elmer Fudd.
Be vewey vewey quiet……I’m hunting tewowists.
Not even bubba thinks Michelle is “hawt”.
He’s shagged worse…
Bubba wouldn’t shag her with your pole, you wouldn’t either… She’s butt ugly.
I’ve shagged worse, sober, since I wanted to, and je ne regrette rein… so do shut up, there’s a good fellow… you’re just appearing stupid now, which may well be the case…
For a woman in her 40s, she’s very hawt.
Hell, for a woman in her 30′s, she’d still be looking good.
I was going to say, I think she’s pretty good looking (I’m a girl too).
They are a really good-looking couple.
the working out it really working!
I’m really more into the long-hairs, but…
*and the kids are sooooooooo cute!
I am SO not in my 30′s!
I’m digging H.W.’s hat. He’s really thinking…”I’m glad Reagan got Gorbachev to tear down that wall, because now I get to wear their hats!”
WTF? Thorazine dude, try the thorazine.
OK, we like that one…
You really dig yourself, talking hat.
“Now this is just between you and me… smashed hat”
heheheheh… top notch.
That hat was one day away from retirement
Ha ha ha! You know Bill was checking out Mrs. Obama’s legs!
What straight man wasn’t?
what gay woman wasn’t?
test
Wait, I know this one… the answer is C. C, right? I think it’s C. Let’s go with that.
We were looking for ‘Sasquatch’. That’s ‘Sasquatch’.
Do I get partial credit for “Bigfoot?”
*looks to judges*
We will accept ‘Sasquatch’, ‘Bigfoot’, and ‘Yeti’.
YAY!! I nearly said “chupacabra,” but I went with my gut.
Dude, Michelle Obama is a homely woman. Barak’s not a bad looking dude, but Michelle Obama looks like a pig with bear-like features. When Gore was looking for Manbearpig, he probably just saw Michelle loafing around DC
Dude will be taking a role on Fox News in Spring 2009 as political commentator, due to his ability to incisively get to the real story behind the story…
No Coulter? No Malkin? No interest…
Hey, Dick Cheney’s wife is kindof a MILF too…even though her kids are older than my parents…
You’re a pervert…
Got any more breaking news there, Capt. Obvious?
You say pervert like it’s a bad thing.
No, I was simply impressed by the depths of depravity you so casually admit to…
Capt. Obvious is in failblog; Uncle Fester must be Capt. Apparent in disguise.
I see no reason to hide it. In fact, I’m going to inquire into some venture capital for the production of my first feature-length adult film, “Angry Republican F*ck Sluts.”
There will be scenes involving Obama and Bill Clinton look-a-likes. Sometimes angry hate-sex is the best sex. I was thinking some Michelle O. on Condi action might be good for a mini-feature as well.
Aw, my magnum opus of republi-smut has been detained for questioning by the filter. Check back in a bit for the very best in the very worst.
One problem with the internet, you can’t transmit the tone of voice that imples ‘God, that’s impressive’ over the probably slightly puritanical tone one would expect…
Heh. You could always festoon your posts with smilies, or type *lol* at the end of every sentence.
You could, but then you would have to hunt -yourself- down for a grisly end.
I am not sure what it says about me that none of that even bothered me. Sounds like something I would watch if I was bored…
Ah but you’re the pervert’s pervert. The Marquis De Sade would banche…
BTW, you’ve not wanged the thread with pictures of Nazis
I said I was done with a lot of my posting here, the wang, in bed, with a penis posts being a bulk of what I stopped and cut back on. So this is me following through.
And as we already know, DWN always follows through
That HAS to be hard on the under ware…
Tis murder…
Knocks on wood.
ROFLMAO! Seriously!
:LOL:
:shocked:
DOH! I made a pun and didn’t see it! Least you caught it and it was good. Yay!!!
Aw, you don’t have to be the
sharpest tool in the shed
I doubt I even have an edge at this point.
Awlright you. Spill.
(no, not in *that* sense)
I’ve not to be that keen on sharing here. And… What sense?
Oh, I just watched (and liked) “I am a Sex
Addict,” so my mind went to masturbation
there, sorry. I hope things pick up for you.
I hate that we’ve got some real sh!theads on
pk these days.
If you feature a Good looking version of Pelosi with an American public gang bang, I’m in.
True though breast sex has the same effect without the additional guys to try and eat my food. And breasts feel great.
One word:
“Mean people suck, Nice people swallow”.
Well ok, six words.
Yeah, I don’t vote for the lies I like. I vote for the guy who seems like he’s least likely to do what I don’t want to happen. Largely because of his already nvested political capital that can’t be written off.
I think we men the same thing… ‘why’ they are elected as opposed to ‘how’ they get themselves elected. It just read weird to me, not trying to be an asshole.
Democracy does work. It just doesn’t mean what people think it does. It always results in people getting the kind of government they deserve, one representative of themselves. It’s just that most people are lazy, inept and dishonest.
I thought people, when elections are about persons, also tend to vote for the taller one, the one more often considered “handsome”, etc? :/
which are the “lies you like”…
eww.
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good looking pelosi = oxymoron
Pretty much guarantees my lack of participation. Means I don’t have to write more smut that I already have.
Hey, and I haven’t turned up to annoy you about it either…
Um, okay.
Apart from now, of course….
Ah.
Sort of a Heisenberg deal…
Eh, fair comment. You have a very weird turn of phrase (That’s a good thing).