Comments on: Used to be me

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 08:50:29 +0000

Dude will be taking a role on Fox News in Spring 2009 as political commentator, due to his ability to incisively get to the real story behind the story…

By: Dude

Dude — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 07:53:11 +0000

Dude, Michelle Obama is a homely woman. Barak’s not a bad looking dude, but Michelle Obama looks like a pig with bear-like features. When Gore was looking for Manbearpig, he probably just saw Michelle loafing around DC

By: the floacist

the floacist — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 14:51:35 +0000

I have to agree, it is getting redundant [with Clinton]. But somehow, I never tire of ‘W. is so dumb’ jokes.

By: Ev

Ev — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 14:10:32 +0000

I didn’t see it, but Aretha herself was unhappy with her performance (she said the cold affected her voice). But she also made the point that it wasn’t about her anyway because her performance was not nearly as important as the reason she was performing. Just, you know, FYI. Thought you might want to know.

By: majormajormajormajor

majormajormajormajor — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 05:18:23 +0000

Capt. Obvious is in failblog; Uncle Fester must be Capt. Apparent in disguise.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 16:58:00 +0000

Sort of a Heisenberg deal…

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 04:24:20 +0000

” Teen-agers say it, and so does the drunk in the corner bar who doesn’t know Afghanistan from Albuquerque. It takes no sophistication whatsoever to whine that all politicians are liars. It does take some to question the conventional wisdom and point out that some politicians are considerably more honest than others.”

Full of Win!

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 04:19:52 +0000

Love the movie, but I haven’t seen it in about thirteen years. I don’t recognize the quote.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 21:19:31 +0000

Or the painfully honest approach

“I couldn’t inhale while I had sexual relations with that woman. Hoo!”

By: Danbala

Danbala — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 21:17:00 +0000

I thought people, when elections are about persons, also tend to vote for the taller one, the one more often considered “handsome”, etc? :/

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 21:12:03 +0000

Well said. I use that quote quite a bit.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 19:06:49 +0000

You could see “vamp” written all over her…

By: Tessie

Tessie — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 18:46:46 +0000

Gross but funny link.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 17:51:06 +0000

Not universally. Baroness Thatcher was, until she was granted a life peerage, Mrs Thatcher, not the Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher, nor Prime Minister Thatcher. Mrs Thatcher. That was it.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 16:24:24 +0000

Damn. I can’t believe I missed that.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 05:09:14 +0000

YAY!! I nearly said “chupacabra,” but I went with my gut.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 05:02:36 +0000

*looks to judges*
We will accept ‘Sasquatch’, ‘Bigfoot’, and ‘Yeti’.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 04:30:19 +0000

Do I get partial credit for “Bigfoot?”

By: Tessie

Tessie — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 04:09:27 +0000

“Do you like… gladiator movies, Billy?”

By: froofrou

froofrou — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 03:43:33 +0000

We were looking for ‘Sasquatch’. That’s ‘Sasquatch’.

By: n8

n8 — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 03:23:59 +0000

Wait, I know this one… the answer is C. C, right? I think it’s C. Let’s go with that.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 03:17:21 +0000

test

By: n8

n8 — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 03:14:54 +0000

Alas, no one caught the Clerks reference. I weep for the future.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 02:42:14 +0000

Who what where, now? What do you mean? *tweaks eyebrow*

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 02:24:08 +0000

what gay woman wasn’t?

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 02:23:41 +0000

I am SO not in my 30′s!

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 02:22:47 +0000

although I don’t doubt he was quick enouigh to be done before losing any oxygen to his brain

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 02:22:13 +0000

she couldn’t have smelled THAT bad

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 02:21:43 +0000

omg *has coronary attck and falls over*
did you just…agree with me?!

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 02:20:11 +0000

if only all our last names were also our favorite places….I would be Melissa Yourgirlfriendsbed

By: purple switch

purple switch — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 02:06:00 +0000

heheheheh… top notch.
That hat was one day away from retirement

By: Tessie

Tessie — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 01:44:30 +0000

“Now this is just between you and me… smashed hat”

By: Scum

Scum — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 01:22:38 +0000

Why not? Her performance sucked.

Honestly, some of these performers would be much better off being remembered for who they once were instead of trying to reclaim that which they never can.

By: raelalt

raelalt — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 00:59:29 +0000

Now y’all better not be dissin’ ‘retha.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:56:09 +0000

The same is true for military rank. The person with the rank usually
designates that s/he is retired, but it’s not necessary.

By: Aidan

Aidan — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:48:16 +0000

Miss Manners:

Love the Miss Manners syndication. But I hate to correct you/her. Protocol is not decided by journalists.

According to long accepted protocol, a person is referred to by the highest title to which they are elected. Once a President, always President. It is acceptable, though not required to add a qualifier — a newspaper might identify Former-President Clinton. But introducing him he would be President Clinton and addressing him, Mr. President.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:24:05 +0000

Oh, I just watched (and liked) “I am a Sex
Addict,” so my mind went to masturbation
there, sorry. I hope things pick up for you.
I hate that we’ve got some real sh!theads on
pk these days.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:17:03 +0000

I’ve not to be that keen on sharing here. And… What sense?

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:15:30 +0000

That a the role of Oliver North… that was a lot more entertaining version ‘plausible deniabilty’

By: pittypat

pittypat — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:14:01 +0000

Awlright you. Spill.
(no, not in *that* sense)

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:10:22 +0000

I’d say kill the rats and get in something better… but in the end the only better goes back to the lies we happen to like… Play the game by all means, but once you start forgetting it’s all a game, you’re screwed…

By: purple switch

purple switch — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 22:59:59 +0000

Jubal Harshaw said it best… the choice between bad and worse is a lot more emphatic than good and better. If things are already screwed up, we should at least try to make the best of it. If we all sit back and just capitulate, then it’s certainly not going to get any better.

By: purple switch

purple switch — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 22:56:57 +0000

Eh, fair comment. You have a very weird turn of phrase (That’s a good thing).

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 22:44:35 +0000

Ah.

By: AC

AC — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 22:42:06 +0000

Apart from now, of course….

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 22:40:36 +0000

Um, okay.

By: AC

AC — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 22:39:15 +0000

Hey, and I haven’t turned up to annoy you about it either…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 22:37:32 +0000

Pretty much guarantees my lack of participation. Means I don’t have to write more smut that I already have.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 22:32:38 +0000

I already promised to behave personally. My sons have not though.

By: ubr

ubr — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 22:31:48 +0000

eww.
.
good looking pelosi = oxymoron