Comments on: Open the door Hillary! That’s MY office

By: Steve

Steve — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 13:40:46 +0000

…It was supposed to be a funny. I know what disposable income is, but thanks for assuming me an idiot. It was simply a jab at the term “disposable income” which I find a bit odd, as well as a suggestion that I would be more than happy to spend someone else’s money (in the interest of stimulating the economy of course).

By: SerenityFire

SerenityFire — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 22:01:44 +0000

btw, my name on this links to Kingdom of Loathing, so you can see what the heck im talking about.

By: SerenityFire

SerenityFire — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 21:56:52 +0000

Well in Kingdom of Loathing (KoL) they would never think to eat Meat, because Meat is money, and why would you ever eat money, right?

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 21:52:43 +0000

Meat’s more chewy than money…

By: SerenityFire

SerenityFire — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 21:50:28 +0000

Wait, I said money, I meant meat.

Which are the same. Sort of.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 21:48:57 +0000

OK, that’s either an update of Finnegan’s Wake, or you’ve had a petit mal seizure… go lay down…

By: SerenityFire

SerenityFire — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 21:47:19 +0000

OMG!

That reminds me of KoL, I haven’t been on in FOR-E-VER!
In need to go on. Srsly. My clan is going down the toilet… we’re gonna be completely gone before long…

You know what, I should spend all my adventures in the treasury of Cobb’s Knob and give all the money to the clan, ’cause we need anything we can get right now…

P.S. The Game. You just lost it.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 18:02:52 +0000

OK… that’s funny…

By: IHasYerCheezburger

IHasYerCheezburger — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 17:56:13 +0000

Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 16:03:35 +0000

Made me laugh…

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 15:57:16 +0000

And Haliburton… who do so much more than just oil…

By: slan agat

slan agat — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 15:57:10 +0000

No, but with Michelle around, ain’t no way Barack’s using them the same way Bill did……

*sigh*
Perfectly good Airplane! reference wasted.

By: slan agat

slan agat — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 15:54:25 +0000

Exactly what happened under B*sh, except it was oil execs on teh receiving end.

By: Melissa

Melissa — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 03:58:41 +0000

Hey, which is exactly what will happen under Obama.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 00:10:38 +0000

I meant while carrying a whip…

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 18:06:28 +0000

Are you saying Bill Clinton ever smoked a cigar?

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 17:35:14 +0000

“Bill! If you make one more stain on that damn carpet, I’m gunna pop ya!”

By: Lallz

Lallz — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 15:49:50 +0000

Open the door Sarah?

By: Danbala

Danbala — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 14:05:52 +0000

“Hey NObama08, you are actually funny!”
On this instance, I would second that statement, yes. This was funny.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 13:30:42 +0000

Sure, as long as she shuts up! Her speaking will always be the most unsettling thing about her.

By: Casa

Casa — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 09:23:31 +0000

*cough*speakfriendandenter*cough*

By: n8

n8 — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 03:21:01 +0000

Ditto Dexter, but SJ was a bit too… something. The Powerpuff Girls appealed greatly to my love for the absurd, but the joke got old quickly.

By: slan agat

slan agat — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 02:16:58 +0000

Are you saying the O-Man picked the wrong week to give up smoking?

By: Pet~

Pet~ — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 01:24:40 +0000

O M G! That’s the thought *I* had! GMTA

By: PiMan

PiMan — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 01:19:02 +0000

Its a joke, end result being you give someone else your money rather then spend it.

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 01:14:29 +0000

“….and you girls stay in there until you learn to clean up after that puppy!”

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 01:11:34 +0000

hey, we were talking about Daffy, not Paris lol
favorite cartoon ever

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 21:07:32 +0000

Well, me neither, but the way it’s set up looks more like an elevator than a regular door to me.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:54:49 +0000

Looks broad for a bathroom door, but, then again, I don’t have a wide stance.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:54:08 +0000

So… An improvement and less crazy?

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:52:07 +0000

Sarah Palin, rubber peephole basque with zipper crotch, cat-o-nine-tails, nipple clamps.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:50:56 +0000

It is amusing.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:49:53 +0000

could be a toilet…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:49:05 +0000

Never been there, I couldn’t tell you.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:48:17 +0000

More like brain damage management. If I am going to remain the Cretin King, I at least need enough sense to remember I have a crown…

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:46:31 +0000

Disclaimer: I’m asking out of curiosity, not to be one of those “ruin the funny” posters.

Isn’t that an elevator?

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:44:35 +0000

Wild and loose, the only life I know.
Just havin’ one big party from show to show.
Prince also = awesome. I’ve got some Isley Brothers on mine, too!

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:44:08 +0000

wuss…

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:43:22 +0000

I like the image…

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:42:45 +0000

Actually, I was wrong, it’s pissing on the graves of dead soldiers…

By: Tessie

Tessie — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:40:57 +0000

The password is “Swordfish”.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:40:21 +0000

*adds to my list of women I don’t ever want to imagine again with a whip.*

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:39:05 +0000

Throw what away. Disposable income just means money I can spend on other things than necessities…

I would never toss DVDs of that caliber.*blinking with confusion ensues*

By: Tessie

Tessie — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:38:35 +0000

“Consequences, schmonsequences; as long as I’m rich”

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:37:50 +0000

No, they would outsource your job like that. You’re still good for it.

By: Siava

Siava — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:33:29 +0000

What if it’s Bill locked in there rolling around on the desk giggling like a little girl and sniffing the cigars? It could happen!

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 19:45:39 +0000

dammit… i just took a drink of pop when i read that. diet coke is BAD for my nose.
although, if hillary looked like the balrog it would probably be an improvement.

By: AntiFester

AntiFester — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 19:39:27 +0000

Obviously, that’s your troll job…..

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 19:32:40 +0000

Very true….

Still pissing on the flag?

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 19:27:24 +0000

But… the Balrog is your Secretary of State… could have been worse… the Balrog could have been one heart beat from the Presidency if McCain had won…