Comments on: Never send a human to do a machine’s job.

By: :3

:3 — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 02:39:38 +0000

a sexy sexy machine

By: Cosman246

Cosman246 — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 21:10:37 +0000

It’s Agent Elrond!
*puts ring in pocketses*

By: ian

ian — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 03:57:43 +0000

Go figure that’s my last name too, I’m gonna run before the Agent at the top of the page finds me…

By: OriginalUserName

OriginalUserName — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 17:44:44 +0000

ಠ_ಠ

By: LegatoSkyheart

LegatoSkyheart — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 05:46:19 +0000

OMG! AGENTS!

By: Eric

Eric — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 06:04:08 +0000

“I’m going to enjoy watching you die… Mister Anderson.”

By: Adrian

Adrian — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 14:00:49 +0000

And the fact that he doesn’t look half that bad. He’s in much better
shape than myspace girls.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 13:16:03 +0000

It’s really scary, but I think the man is beyond sexy. Is that weird?

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 13:15:01 +0000

I thought it was Chinese Takeout.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 13:12:54 +0000

*sprays lakak with pink glitter mace*
Ahhhh, I love the smell of mace in the morning.

By: Mae

Mae — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 02:35:30 +0000

Two baseball caps, a piece of paper and his hand taking a cool photo of himself with his cell phone to post on mybook and facespace.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 01:56:29 +0000

It kind of looks like a toilet in the left lens.

By: William Williams

William Williams — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 01:51:43 +0000

Well, look. I’m not trying to be mean, but like, ya know? Jeez. It’s a Lektor! Jeez. Any dolt can see that. I mean, like, c’mon, now, ya know?

By: froofrou

froofrou — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 01:51:22 +0000

Bob? Is that you? Come on now, Mike, come out from under that sock and show your Anti Fester self, ol Beth ol pal.

By: William Williams

William Williams — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 01:49:29 +0000

It’s a Lektor, you ignorant, clod-kicking hillbillies.

By: ian

ian — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 22:15:14 +0000

LOL just missing the hair

By: Samarka

Samarka — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 21:55:40 +0000

I LOL’d. A lot. xD

Then I got scared…Putin seems too much like an Agent.

By: Celestial

Celestial — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 21:54:37 +0000

Hmm…am I the only one seeing something wrong with this statement?

Matrix has you= normal
Red pill= only way to escape
Red= Communism

Matrix + Red Pill= Freedom + Truth

So *DOES NOT COMPUTE*

By: Alchemical

Alchemical — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 21:38:35 +0000

Well I can think of some that *shouldn’t* be….. Putin not being one of those.

But, good point.

However, being a bit Narcissistic doesn’t automatically mean you’re snapping shots of yourself in your cool new shades with your itty bitty camera…. While making sure to pose just right so that it looks like you’re casually adjusting them.

Not that I’m saying this is a negative characteristic. I love a man with a healthy ego.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 20:54:38 +0000

Last time I saw a face like Rourke, the guy was about enter the last stages of Ebola, thus the tissue that was holding his face on to his skull was breaking down…

A medically trained friends of mine says that you can get the same effects if you have a ‘bad’ botulin treatment…

By: Tessie

Tessie — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 20:48:21 +0000

Mickey Rourke?

By: rinzy

rinzy — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 17:17:37 +0000

Viva Vova.

By: pcflamingo

pcflamingo — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 15:57:41 +0000

YES! That must be it. Or maybe some kind of torture device.

By: Krebs

Krebs — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 15:09:24 +0000

The storm trooper represents democracy in Russia and the garbage compactor represents Putin.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 14:47:56 +0000

And a mobile phone in his right hand…

By: AC

AC — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 14:46:48 +0000

Me too!

By: legnaenots

legnaenots — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 14:17:11 +0000

touche

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 14:13:07 +0000

Is there a politician that isn’t a Narcissist?

By: Gigantick

Gigantick — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 14:05:51 +0000

I just puked a little in my mouth. Thanks. ):

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 14:04:39 +0000

you missed the ‘My Space Pout’ that seems to be de rigeur

By: Steve

Steve — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 13:52:07 +0000

At least he’s more creative than the fat girls who take pictures of themselves from above their heads…or the classic mirror shot (with flash).

By: Steve

Steve — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 13:19:14 +0000

Badass. He has it.

By: Steve

Steve — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 13:18:46 +0000

He wants you to THINK it’s a printer, but it secretly transforms into a missile launch console/coffee dispenser combo. I believe it is new this year in the Sears Soviet edition.

By: Alchemical

Alchemical — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 11:47:06 +0000

I think he was taking it for his MySpace page.

By: Alchemical

Alchemical — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 11:46:26 +0000

I’m pretty sure the hand in the reflection of the sunglasses is his own… Does that make him a camwhore? I think it does.

By: Passionario

Passionario — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 08:19:15 +0000

In Soviet Russia, the Matrix has YOU!

By: Adrian

Adrian — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 05:06:36 +0000

Come to think of it, it does look like a camera…

By: VerbCat

VerbCat — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 05:01:39 +0000

Look at the reflection in his glasses.
That’s either shopped, or he took the picture himself.

By: Casa

Casa — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 04:44:11 +0000

SCARY sexy power… and um.. sexy beast too, yes yes.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 04:19:18 +0000

LOL!! My conjecture had nothing to do with obeying the mandates of any
movie accuracy. It was just a guess about what Vlad was viewing. After
all, if I were concerned about accuracy, the Storm Troopers weren’t on
Earth, either.

By: Paul

Paul — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 03:52:24 +0000

I’ve seen Star Wars. There were no storm troopers in the trach compactor. If there were, they would have been eaten by the thing under the water.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 01:20:15 +0000

you mean the ugly lush from “Prince of Tides?”

By: charro

charro — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 23:47:19 +0000

Thanks Pennywise. Down here we ALL float. *evil clown laughter*

By: charro

charro — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 23:46:24 +0000

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PK Is eating all my posts

By: charro

charro — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 23:45:25 +0000

Retrograde alien shift supervisor?

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 23:43:31 +0000

Tell me, Mr. Baggins… what good is a ring.. when you no longer have any fingers?
*pulls out a LARGE knife*

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 23:42:17 +0000

Well.. they all float down there anyways….

By: Aedriel

Aedriel — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 23:26:30 +0000

A baseball cap on a sheet of paper? *shrugs* No idea..

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 22:00:11 +0000

LOL!

I always re-dub Hugo Weaving’s line in LoTR as : “Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Baggins”

Although, come to think of it, that may actually be the line!! silly me

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 20:26:34 +0000

and the pooper scooper beams are gonna find me…