Comments on: George..stop calling here.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 22:21:03 +0000

I might have made a snide remark and pointed to a Cosmo. “Let me guess, women buy that because they hate themselves.”

Then again, I would have been buying a Penthouse instead of Playboy. I got bored of those when I was sixteen when my mom got me a subscription. I actually did end up reading it for the articles. Oddly enough, I need more than a woman laying around naked to get me going. Then again, I suppose the keyword is odd.

By: Wandering

Wandering — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 22:17:53 +0000

|| it is from my experience those complaining most about these things usually have “1001 Dick Jokes” along with a bunch of Playboys (for the articles and jokes only, of course) sitting in their washroom.|| Rafiq, how would you know? What's in my washroom?.... Bzzzt! wrong

By: Wandering

Wandering — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 22:16:25 +0000

Rafiq

By: gregor

gregor — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 23:50:23 +0000

Bush wouldn’t waste his time…

By: Billibilli fo filli

Billibilli fo filli — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 15:47:10 +0000

Will you please page an Al Neverpai?

By: Concreata

Concreata — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 08:01:02 +0000

hmmm, im lookin for a stew peedasso…have u seen him? he said i’d smell him around da chocolate factory, but so far all im smellin is BULLSHIT!

By: adam

adam — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 06:28:49 +0000

I think that the best part of this picture is that Bush speaks in Comic Sans. There is no more fitting font to express whatever goes through that man’s head instead of thoughts.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:21:27 +0000

You summoned me?

By: Tessie

Tessie — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 19:53:08 +0000

Just out of my own curiosity, does Rafiq of the many have an evil twin/arch-nemesis called Rafiq of the few? And does he defeat him in a landslide in every election because nobody votes for Rafiq of the few except his mom and sister?

By: sally

sally — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 16:57:34 +0000

ftw

By: ElbieSee

ElbieSee — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 15:57:27 +0000

I’m looking for a Tess Tickle…

By: slan agat

slan agat — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 15:36:40 +0000

Well, Michelle did have an awfully satisfied look Wednesday morning.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 13:55:34 +0000

or the corpses of all the kittehs he consumed during the eight years he was Veep in one of Biden’s desk drawers.
I have yet to see one picture of that man where he doesn’t look like the Prince of Darkness.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 13:52:21 +0000

Is there a Ben Dover there? Ben Dover!

By: Literal

Literal — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 13:31:08 +0000

Futurama FTW!

By: gabi

gabi — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 13:29:57 +0000

holy shit that is FANTASTIC

By: Steve

Steve — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 13:25:10 +0000

Pizza delivery for I.C. Weiner..

By: Robert

Robert — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 07:53:07 +0000

That’s so awesome!

By: TiM`

TiM` — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 03:29:15 +0000

ROFL!

By: Andy

Andy — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 03:27:13 +0000

An exploding cigar is still a classic one…..

By: Andy

Andy — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 03:26:20 +0000

BEST LOL EVER!!!!!

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 03:01:51 +0000

OR someone with a big staff!
(oops. unintended pun, for once!)

By: ElbieSee

ElbieSee — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 00:06:09 +0000

Could you page Dixie Recked for me?

By: katillac

katillac — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 23:46:16 +0000

At least Dubya is just being silly. Imagine what surprises Cheney could have for Biden? *shudder*

By: sueb262

sueb262 — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 23:28:33 +0000

the thing i like about this one is that, in addition to being giggly funny, it is gentle with each of them, implying an nicely light-hearted “i’m out of there!” feel to gwb and a sort of “dam this is hard!” feeling to bho

By: invisible economy

invisible economy — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 22:37:26 +0000

First time i ever bought a playboy, the lady behind the convenience store counter decided to give me a hassle about it and make the joke about ‘Let me guess, you’re just buying for the articles, right?” at which point, i brought up the cover of the magazine (some actress or other, insanely hot and all that) and replied, Look at her, look at the woman on the cover, it could be weeks before i even notice that there are such things as articles in there..are you kidding?”…and you are absolutely correct, anyone who can’t handle puerile humor should look for their laughs elsewhere

By: m00finsan

m00finsan — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 22:21:41 +0000

I. P. Freely is on line two; should I place him on hold?

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 21:20:09 +0000

Hmmm…. he’d better get a messier desk right quick or I might have to start believing all those righties who refer to him as the Messiah because quite frankly only a divine being can keep a desk THAT clean.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 21:17:09 +0000

A link to a fun source for crank calls.

By: Rafiq of the many

Rafiq of the many — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 20:43:23 +0000

Sorry for the puerile humor, though really, it is on icanhascheezeburger so really, what level where you reasonably expecting.

btw, it is from my experience those complaining most about these things usually have “1001 Dick Jokes” along with a bunch of Playboys (for the articles and jokes only, of course) sitting in their washroom.

By: ubr

ubr — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 20:40:29 +0000

i have to clean my desk off once a week or i start throwing things around the office..

By: charro

charro — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 20:27:32 +0000

Richard Head is calling, it sounds important.

By: Deek

Deek — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 20:16:12 +0000

Paging Richard Smoker!

By: pdq

pdq — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:25:53 +0000

Ivana Tinkle on the phone!!

By: Literal

Literal — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:08:38 +0000

Welcome, Dick Mussell! Glad you could join us!

By: Evil Wezil

Evil Wezil — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:06:39 +0000

Freshmanic humour – worse the sophomoric variety

By: Literal

Literal — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:03:36 +0000

Neal and Bob are hanging out by the water cooler with Buster Hyman, and will head into the meeting when they see Mike Rotch.

By: whatsinaname

whatsinaname — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:56:25 +0000

Oliver Klozoff left a voicemail fo Amada. Sharon Peters, however, is looking for Phil.

By: Literal

Literal — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:35:28 +0000

Sure do, and Phil McCracken’s looking for her, too.

By: charro

charro — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:25:24 +0000

Amanda Hugnkiss is on line one.. Do you need Amanda Hugnkiss?

By: Literal

Literal — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:11:55 +0000

Ben Dover said he’d be pleased to take it from whomever is calling.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:09:10 +0000

Well, if it was your first day on the job, it might! I feel like I’m doing ok if mine’s organized into piles and I can get to the keyboard.

By: Steve

Steve — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:04:39 +0000

I’ve got a Hugh Jass, would you like to take it or should I transfer voicemail?

By: Steve

Steve — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:02:12 +0000

What is that unfamiliar surface on the top of his desk where the stacks of paperwork should be…..

Why can’t my desk ever look like that?

By: Srrslysry

Srrslysry — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:01:41 +0000

Seconded. I giggled too.

By: charro

charro — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 17:57:54 +0000

Jaques Strap is holding on line 3…

By: Literal

Literal — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 17:54:50 +0000

Dick Gozinya’s bringing the coffee and donuts.

By: Rafiq of the many

Rafiq of the many — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 17:52:43 +0000

Heywood Djablomi’ is currently awaiting a conference call. . . . .

By: ubr

ubr — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 17:47:20 +0000

and some venereal diseases…

By: pittypat

pittypat — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 17:42:04 +0000

Your tasteless joke, it has a flavor…