Walk away casually… before they realize… we took the good towels…
(George W. Bush & Laura Bush)
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This is funny. I never stole towels from a hotel…
Who’d want a towel that had been boil washed to death between seeing more bums than a proctologist?
Oh great. Thank you. I had managed to lock that little tidbit safely away in the same vault as the ‘forks in a restaurant have been in more mouths than Clinton’s penis’, but with that one little comment you have kicked my germ phobia back into overdrive. Now I’ll have to sponge bath in the sink and dry off with a shirt from my suitcase. Or pack my own towels.
LOL
If I can spread a little light in the darkness, or bring a smile to one child’s lips…
Then I know I’m unwell, and need to lie down.
UF, are you glowing in the dark again? Your occasional bioluminescence is disturbing, but entertaining.
That is his little light of joy and he’s gonna let it shine!
Srrslysry,
I hate you.
It was a nasty weapons grade accident…
C’mon Unc, confess: It’s all of those lightning bugs you’ve been eating.
Frou don’t take a sponge bath in the sink.. Someone might call you fat and accuse you of being white trash and having yellow teeth.
I guess you wouldn’t want to know what has been found on allegedly
clean hotel bed sheets, either…
*sigh*
*packs sheets too, since that cat has been let out of the ‘i don’t wanna think about it’ bag*
*slips a can of Lysol wipes into froo’s bag, for the telephone and
doorknobs*
*is never coming out of her house again*
What was a slight twinge in the back of the mind that was better left not-thought-about is now a full-blown germ phobia. I managed to keep that stomped down for most of my 28 years, thanks a lot, guys.
I NEED A WIPE!!!! (a la Monk)
Is it safe to assume at this point that you’re pathologically unable to eat chicken as well?
Just keep a really big can of hand sanitizer in your purse and you’ll be okay.
Except the chicken It really doesn’t do anything for the flavor.
Im sure the sheets are clean… But I DO wonder about the bedspreads.
Assume the bedspread’s NOT. Trust me, you don’t want to look at one wiht a blacklight.
the Clintons took a bunch of stuff when they left.
wouldn’t surprise me… most politicos are just criminals who’ve won a popularity contest…
Bunk. See link.
but you must admit, politicos ARE just criminals who’ve won a popularity contest…
Meanwhile, have some Fester fun at Biden’s expense…
I’ve walked away with a bunch of pens but when they all have the hotel’s name on them, it’s kinda obvious. Anybody need a pen?
I think they actually want you to take the pens, it’s advertising.
Yeah, but not all the pens…
If you need a barrow, it’s too many…
Old photo, no news here. Keep moving.
And, so what?
It’s almost like he expects front-page lols to be funny AND never-before-seen. Weird.
Oh, he’s just stupid… I’d say ingore him, but he’s too much fun to just prod…
Especially if you have no life and appear at the top of almost every LOL without fail.
Welcome back AF, I’d wondered when you’d be up for the next shift at Burger King…
More than one person here is tired of your droll remarks. Go set fire to some bunnies.
I take it you like Obama since his ears are as big as Prince Charlies are, what?
And on cue, you appear… it’s just so much FUN!
I find it amusing you thought I was someone else. I’m a new person who doesn’t like you.
Welcome to a long line… if you’re not AF, you’re simply another clone who’s worth mocking, and little else with your loud, butt hurt remarks since you’re a LOSER… After all one idiot sounds very much like another…
Have a Hilary Clinton…[link]
You have awesome LOL Powah!!
Anyone missing a sock?
I miss the bandwidth he’s occupying… does that count?
Dunno, I don’t remember AF liking smileys….
possible… who cares? They all seem to be the same…
Well, AF is the only troll to call me a dwarf….
And “Scotch,” despite the fact that I am not a whisky…
He’s just mentally subnormal… I’d not worry about it.
@AC:
You didn’t deny being *tape,* did you?
AHA!!
[LINK]
Complete side bar, did you see that guy who managed to produce a low res x-ray of his hand using a roll of Scotch tape as the X-ray source?
I was amazed you could do that…
Yup!
http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2008/10/video-the-scotc.html
@Rho: well, I am rather stingy…
LastI heard, the Clintons stole everything that wasn’t nailed down back in 2000…including the towels.
Comment above… Crims- popularity contest wins…
Odd… I would’ve thought that the “B…b…but Clinton” defense was all but dead. What a blast from the past!
The classics are always the best…
But..b..b…b… Bush sucks will live on forever though….
Lefty libs will never let go of that one, like they wish the anti-Clintons would…
Thank heaven for Obama! Now the right will have a choice of who to complain about!
Where do you get the idea that Lefties like Clinton? The man was as conservative as they come, and did precious, precious little for the progressives. All he did was hold things steady before the conservatives re-appeared and actually took things backwards.
But then again, why spoil a good insult with facts? Facts are so damned inconvenient to the hard-of-thinking.
Amen to that…
Clinton wasn’t as liberal as Obama!
Oh, look. It’s a sock.
“the Clintons stole everything that wasn’t nailed down back in 2000″
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Well, except for the actual Presidency…
You get away with what you can get away with, I guess.
hillary Lol, Mme Frou! [link]
heheheheheeeeeeee! The thought of Hillary as Hannibal Lecter and eating Barack’s brain at some point makes me giggle.
Welcome to the internal mental world of Fester. Please, don’t touch anything, since it’s usually poisoned, accursed, or simply deadly in untrained hands…
[LINK]
Urban Legend Fail
Nah that is the kind of childish stuff the Clintons did on the way out hypocritical libs.
Hypocritical Libs – Three words for you Republican Bank Nationalisation… suck on that you commie!
I know, such sin against the Reaganassiah… I could hardly comprehend the extent of the blasphemy!
It’s a fcking joke, dammit! It would still be funny if King Shrub the Lesser had been a paragon of virtue, rather than the token leader of the world’s biggest kleptocracy. (I know, big word. So look it up.)
I like the way you’ve managed to insult PK as a whole by telling us to look up a word we can all parse by looking at it.
Sorry, I just meant Wolvie (and socks), not the humans here, who are as a rule very, very bright indeed.
I wasn’t insulted… I like him…
Well of course you do! His very name is a descriptor of your cheery self!
But I was pointing out, he didn’t manage to insult PK as a whole… I’m pretty hard to insult…
Yes, but you’re hardly the perfect example of a PKer….you transcend the normal labels. And, I accept his explanation that he was directing that at Wolvie, and am no longer offended.
Have a fester LOLBarack
What’s that you say? The President is near?
It was the link behind my name in that post… the ‘Blazing Saddles II’ one
The current LOL in my name is my view of Mme Clinton’s Role in the new govt…
Spot the film? [link]
Wow, that’s a tough one, Clarice…
“It was the link behind my name in that post… the ‘Blazing Saddles II’ one”
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I got that. Substitute “sheriff” for “President” and it’s the line in Blazing Saddles where Cleavon Little is approaching in the distance.
Ah sorry… it’s been a long time since I’ve watched it. My top three films
1) The Thing (1982)
2) Sleepless in Seattle
3) M (with Peter Lorre)
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Fester I don’t know what to say about those film choices…
Star Wars (Original Trilogy)
Monty Python’s Search for the Holy Grail
Tommy Boy
What if the cake I offered was vanilla instead of chocolate?
Would you be insulted then?
Ok… that’s JIHAD! Chocolate!
Okay, okay…Chocolate!
Don’t keeel me!!
Tea and cake or DEATH!
“the token leader of the world’s biggest kleptocracy.”
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I’d be somewhat more inclined to go with “kakistocracy”, but yours is good, too.
“the kind of childish stuff the Clintons did on the way out hypocritical libs”
Urban Legend Fail *and* Plagiarism Fail
Jesus on a pommel horse!
Can’t you come up with your OWN Urban Legend Fail?
Ohio has GrassMan.
Texas (and Mexico) have the chupacabra, but evidently there has been
a recent spotting in Russia.
They enact the Wicker Man ceremony down on the marshes here… Just before Xmas…
Like him or not he transitioned a lot gracefully than Clinton did to him. He’s out now, why don’t you just get over it?
Bush didn’t plan… hell, he’d not completed his cabinet selection before Sept 2001… There weren’t all the warm bodies to transition to… Having said that, Clinton was probably engaged in more shredding and burning than was involved in the Fall of Saigon and the Berlin Airlift combined…
However, Bush is still a raw memory for a lot of folks, of all political persuasions…
Daniel, you’re right, I was surprised how gracefully he managed the transition.
He did some petty things while president, but that wasn’t one of them. Remember Sen. Jeffords (R-VT) who wasn’t invited to a ceremony at the White House honoring a teach of the year– from Vermont? I was astonished at the pettiness of that.
Then Sen. McCain didnt like it either, as a fellow maverick:“If you’re going to threaten retaliation, revenge and punishment to people because they don’t vote exactly how you want them to, you’re going to pay a price.”
Jeffords left the GOP and power shifted to the Dems in the Senate in 2001.
I can’t believe they escorted us out. It’s like they expected us to take something.
…I took something.
Who’d say what?
Yeah I suppose we all took something.
I took something else.
When I was a teenager I took a set of 600 thread count sheets. From a store. In the open.
They’re still my favourite sheets.
/irrelevant
Thanks jules for not completely missing the Office Space reference.
To the rest of you: FOR SHAME!
Double shame for me: I’d never heard of “Office Space”….
Whoa!
Oh well. You have something fun to look forward to then. I hadn’t heard of it until years after it had been released, but now I’d say it’s close to a must see, for the stapler and the printer action, at least. It’s not the greatest, but I’d recommend it.
Better way to go out than the drunken frat party style trashing that the Clintonistas did to the White House when they left.
Source it, or shove it… it’s now getting to be a broken record…
Well, I don’t think our “righties” will source it because the GAO has called it bunk [LINK]. But freerepublic will – of course – say otherwise and their minions will believe it because they have to.
Sad, really.
Oh puhlease, it was all over the news and common knowledge during 2001. Just because your cultural awareness started about 3 years ago when the Savior started running, isn’t any reason for you to cry “ooh, source it, waahhh!”
It’s been all over these threads that what was all over the news has been de-bunked. Have you looked at any of the links that have been provided?
LINK UNDER NAME CLICK NAME FOR LINK PLEASE CLICK LINK I PROMISE YOU WON’T BE RICK-ROLLED CLICK LINK MY NAME NOW
or stop throwing about as fact that which isn’t
your choice
Give it up- these inbred trolls don’t belive anything bad about their party no matter how much proof you have.
Speaking of Inbred cretins, how’s the Royal Family, Fester?
Behive yourself.
“Behive yourself.”
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*creates beehive hairdo with rattail comb and hairspray*
*applies eye-liner*
*sings medley of Supremes hits*
ACK!!! Amy Winehouse!! She’s escaped! Call out the dogs!
No, the missing steps to create Amy Winehouse would have been:
*get several huge, ugly tattoos*
*smoke sh1tload of crack*
*fall down in public a lot*
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Although in fairness, I’m compelled to admit that from what I’ve heard of her music, she’s at least a train wreck with some talent.
Sort of like AF …
Or Fester
Oh look: A sock.
Oh look: a sock.
And another one!
Still stand on the graves of dead servicemen AF? You really do have no shame…
Oh puhlease, it was all over the news and common knowledge during 2001.
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Oh, puh-leeze yourself. “Common knowledge?” Really, is that the best you can do? It’s “common knowledge” that some guy woke up in a bathtub full of ice with his kidneys missing, but it’s still bullcr@p.
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Just because your cultural awareness started about 3 years ago when the Savior started running, isn’t any reason for you to cry “ooh, source it, waahhh!”
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Asking somebody to back up their claims isn’t whining. Whining because your guy got his azz handed to him is whining.
I actually don’t mind people asking me to source things. It forces me to be sure before I shoot my mouth off, teaches me something if I’m wrong, and is irrefutable when you bring it to the table. It saves a lot of trouble on both sides when you source it without being asked to.
*passes frou Oreo cookie martini*
What? You feel the need to know what you’re talking about before shooting your mouth off?
/hats off to Frou
“it’s now getting to be a broken record…”
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Srsly. This is at least the fifth time that this particular fairy tale has appeared in this thread alone. No cites to back it up (to the great surprise of no one), several to debunk it. Watching them walk off the same cliff repeatedly almost qualifies as morbid humor.
Since you all (that is, presuming we’re not dealing with a bunch of socks here) seem to like repeating yourselves, I’ll repeat myself too: No-one really liked the Clintons. Too conservative for liberals, and to the regressives they were the spawn of satan, for no other reason than the “D” after Bubba’s name.
Their only saving grace was that the Billary administration shines out as a beacon of rectitude next to the depravities of the Cheney regime.
The whingers on the Right keep saying that the press gives Obama a pass on everything. Well, Obama could streak naked through the Rose Garden, smoke pot till the entire White House got high, and crap in every corner of the Oval Office (wait a sec, how?) and STILL stand head-and-shoulders above the monstrous vilains that preceeded him.
The bar is set pretty low indeed. He’d have to eat a baby, in public, with condiments.
“to the regressives they were the spawn of satan, for no other reason than the “D” after Bubba’s name.”
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Minor nitpick: There was also the fact that Hillary wasn’t a cookie-baking Stepford wife type, and therefore EEEEVUL.
“than the drunken frat party style trashing that the Clintonistas did to the White House when they left”
With your Urban Legend Fail, and your double plagiarism fail, you have
rightfully earned your place in PK history.
You have just removed any lingering doubt that the GOP is full of automatons
who can’t be bothered to read, even other of your talking points, before posting.
[LINK]
Jeez, people, way to turn a funny pic into a “who was worse, Bush or Clinton” match.
Win for the funny, fail for the commentary.
Apparently, you haven’t looked at many comment pages. ):
I have, this one just devolved so much quicker than normal and the caption wasn’t really even political!
People are just feeling more butt hurt than normal…
Some days we fight the good fight against our own tendencies to get ugly and personal. And some days we go “Who gives a fck?” and dive straight in to the nastiness without any preamble. Guess which day today is.
It’s always that day here…
I think the comment threads so far are definitely more dull than usual, but still far better than the lol.
Sophisticated Nordic audiences.. If it doesn’t have Death turning up in person and naked people running in fields in soft focus, it’s not ‘entertainment’… pfft!
Only when we’re looking såsom i en spegel.
And only when drink*ingmar*tinis.
While sunning on an ice*berg,man*
Ow, the pain.
Unless we’re plastered. Which we are all the time, including during all those hours we spend planning our suicides!
I thought that was only during the six months of night…
That’s still many, many hours.
It’s why the Fins flog themselves with birch twigs… it reminds them they’re alive…
But it only works well if you’re boiling yourself meanwhile.
Marx would be proud of Democrats for they have no class.
Looking at the grammar of the average Republican, he’d have to be told who lacked class…
You still but hurt over being a LOSER?
Big
Hairy
LOSER
whose party drove through the great socialising events of the past 100 years?
Which Marx? Groucho? Harpo? Zeppo? Defend your statement, child.
Poor Chico never gets any love.
No clue why. :[ Personally, I’m thinking this guy meant Chico. Maybe he’s a defender of the underdog?
Speaking of Underdog…I wonder if they have him on YouTube…
Maybe he’s a defender of the cheesy ‘romantic interest’ Marx Brother…
What about the toothbrushes?
What is ironic is that it was the Clinton administration that stole from and vandalized the White House.
l.o.l.
Urban Legend has been debunked, three times above.
Republcan Voter = Barely Literate Redneck who’d have been a Southern Democrat pre-Civil War
In the end, the inbreeding will catch them…
That’s post-Civil War and pre-Voting Rights Act, but props for making the effort.
Jesus Tapdancing Christ! Does no one read before posting anymore?
Please tell me this was a failed attempt at humor, for the love of god please!!
No, that was the clintons
Those towels are Egyptian cotton! Bush is a genius
The Clintons actually took some of the furniture