Floatin shoe its looking for G.W. Bush
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Okay, are we ever going to have anything timely posted on the front page? Sheesh!
It doesn’t know that Bush has gone… floating shoes are notoriously dim witted… It nearly qualifies for an op-ed show on Fox News, but it’s a just a shade too bright for that… and it checks it’s sources before broadcast, which is Green Kryptonite to the Fox talking heads…
Indeed. I couldn’t have said it better myself.
For everyone knows that floating things have an IQ of less than a potato. Take clouds for example. Or the Planet Earth.
If you think the Earth is stupid, just look at the parasites walking upright on it…
I was referring to earth as a pronoun, as in the creatures walking upright on it xD
Naa… you’re just spoiling it now… I was almost impressed at the start… you’re just digging a trench.
Pronoun?
Your English teacher made you clap erasers, didn’t she?
After doing three laps of the play ground… that way they had to breathe…
It’s a miracle that didn’t get screwed up, somehow…
Calling earth a pronoun?
…
I know you are, but what am I?
WIN!!
I almost thought so myself too.
And the stalactites.
And the control top tights.
and the hockey fights
And the smelly knights.
and the Nelly mights
Or the troglodytes.. I think I like that better.
and the troglodytes.
There’s always the hermaphrodites…
♪
These are a few of my favorite things
♪
Boys in white dresses
with blue satin sashes …
Perverts in trench coats
and prone to quick flashes …
B-D-S-M-ies are tied up with string…..
(what raelalt said)
When the trolls bite…
…when jailbirds sing….
…when you’re in Baghdad…
I simply dismember my least favorite fling
…and then I don’t feel so Vlad.
If you feel Vlad, you’ll pull back a stump.
Seriously.
Um, okay. Glad to call you a troll.
But only if you infinity dog dare me. Can’t resist one of those.
What if *I* infinity TRIPLE dog dare ya?
…and what if I add another infinity dog dare to Charro’s?
Then ….
[LINK]
You might check on that link there …
Sorry about that … linkage fail.
Try this one. Double DAWG dares it to fail ….
You just validated all of those math courses in my past,
in one picture! Thanks!
Uh.. Little paranoia there?
Why would someone call you a troll?
Are you a troll?
Do you want to be a troll?
Would it make Old Mother Blackup smile with maternal pride?
“Who’s that tripping over my bridge?”
How ’bout we compromise and call you a dinner roll? Kay?
TROLL
There, I did it. OK, fine.
~I’m still laughing at the shoe~
Blackup I’ve told you a hundred times to not use that bad word!!! Now get back under the bridge before the sun comes up!
Mad because Fox News isn’t scared to speak the truth? That’s funny. Sounds like you’re a typical liberal.
sounds like you’re someone who can’t find their own arse allowed the use of both hands…
But please, tell me more of my politics, you retard… Still butt hurt that they socialised the banks… very Austro-Chicago/Anarcho-Capitialist of you…
Silly
Little
Bougeois
Man
who
is
a
LOSER!!!!
Its awesome, said a lot of words but none of them made any point of any kind.
Have you ever watched fox news? I mean other then that one time when you were token up.
I can’t help if you can’t speak English, you sock puppet…
How’s the oxycontin addiction going? Or have you moved to meth?
Yup. I can’t speak English. That’s why your not making any sense. We can go with that. The sock puppet insult died in the 2nd grade, FYI. And no, I don’t do drugs. They are bad for the body. And why are you so defensive? That’s an honest adult to adult question. Act like one if you like.
*growls*
I try to avoid engaging this sort of thing, but, damn it, woman! “Your” is a possessive. “You’re” is a contraction for “you are”…therefore, what you were going for is “you’re not making any sense.”
/Grammar Nazi rant…
Sorry. I was typing fast. But you are right, thank you.
No problem!
I’m out of here for the evening, all…
Lordy, how can you tear yourself away?
See? I didn’t miss anything terribly interesting.
Interesting…
you’re long on the drug related insults, yet seem to get VERY uptight of about accusations… and you’re the one who’s being defensive over Fox news… you a share holder or just an idiot? I’m simply mocking :tiwsited:
but please, continue to prove the ‘idiot’ point…
Nah, your doing fine all on your own.
Honey now you’re not listening to your teachers …
It’s a thread. It’s not my masters program final thesis paper. This was fun but i’m going back to the real world now. but, enjoy, this, last, sentence; please.
Thanks for being sensitive.
Thanks for being mature.
Thanks for mortally offending a preteen.
Thanks for being sweet.
God help us all if that’s the future….
Well…you call yourself Fester. That seems idiot enough to me…
Ooohhh! I want to be the token up!
Who wants to be the token down?
That one’s tooken already.
Who taked it?
You will took it!
I will have not takeded it!
If you’re not tooking, it who will?
It’s contagious! I’ve become commatose!
Call an ambulance! She’s semicolonscious!
Capital idea! Let me dash to the phone –
I’m colon them now!
I’ll keep tabs on her …
Don’t forget to hyphenate her if her spaces
start getting too far apart…
False alarm, it’s just my period.
Well, at least it wasn’t your asterisk.
Very daring people actually enjoy their asterisk.
I regret that I have only one * for my country.
Obviously, you were well brought up by
your parentheses.
They had to # my upbringing into me.
That’s a +
Thank you for saying “oxycontin” not “oxycotton”. It is most appreciated/
Sorry for any mistypings, I can’t see the whole comment screen on this computer.
@Mrs.P
“It’s awesome,” not “Its awesome”
comma splice after “awesome”
“Fox News,” not “fox news”
“other than,” not “other then”
“toking,” not “token”
You suck: If you’re not on drugs, then you’re stupid.
Which is it?
Be fair, Rhorho. She could easily be stupid AND on drugs.
Or she could be drugs and on stupid.
Are you kidding?
I could be stoned off my ass and still manage better grammar and punctuation than that.
People who substitute the word “then” for “than” drive me crazy. It’s like, grammar-rage or something. “Don’t make me turn this keyboard around and slap you upside the head with it!”
Bourgeois.
Yes, it got the red line under it… but I was on a roll
Ordinary.
Did you just say Fox News and “Truth” in the same breath?!?!
The same Fox News that was questioning wether or not the president was really president if he misspoke while reciting the oath of office as if he might be disqualified through some technicality?
That Fox News?
That Fox News… the same company who tried to sue The Simpsons for their parody…
I didn’t hear about that! That is fantastic! I think The Simpsons is the longest running comedy in TV history. That really is brilliant. One of the few good programs the network has, and they decide to sue over a parody. Fox News contains too much truth for me!
They had a segment with News and the ticker, one of which was ‘Democrats cause Cancer – More soon’
Fox Network have now decreed that noone may use the Fox news logos and look lest someone mistake animated cartoon characters for real Fox News…
and they try to sue themselves… don’t forget the kind of brains trust that would take…
“Mad because Fox News isn’t scared to speak the truth?”
Yes. Damn their truth.
And the terrorist fist bump.
How truthful.
“floating shoes are notoriously dim witted”
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Maybe it was using mapquest.
LOL I love this.
And also this IS topical. The Shoes were a historical event. NEVER FORGET
Right.
Shoes=historical event; you said it yourself. Which means “happened in the past.” (And got hashed over in the past). As in NOT a current event.
You must mean “historic.”
Duh.
And, FWIW, I didn’t say anything about “relevant,” just “timely.”
Did no one get the memo that Bush isn’t the president anymore? Let him alone. Your just embarrassing yourself. Can’t find anything funny about any other politician? Blogo’s hair/legal trouble/cowboy stories on national television or Biden talking like a four year old with a secret, theres some ideas for you. Now lets all move on.
The apostrophe has three uses: 1) to form possessives of nouns,
2) to show the omission of letters, and 3) to indicate plurals of letters, …
BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sniff … yeah. What pittypat said.
Oh, do stop whining, you’re just looking a tosser now… But then, the support for Fox already gave lie to the general lack of intelligence, wit, or anything else much…
Do your carer’s know you’re free of the restraints?
He errant apostrophe got into my post… bugger.
I had a comma problem, AC had an apostrophe problem, and the
infection has spread to the LOL, where it looks like the apostrophes
have gone altogether.
*pushes hallway alarm button* Head for the hills!!!
Don’t laugh!! It’s not funny! Remember how Reagan had to have his semicolon removed? He was in a comma for weeks, and then he had to punctuate into a plastic bag.
So, we’re suppose to stop making fun of him now? Hell, I still see Clinton references here….and he’s not President anymore. Once in the limelight, always there….regardless of current Presidential status.
Oh, and Literal, we can only talk of things the day of the event?
Such is the plight of those that suffer from a short attention span.
It’s “those who” suffer from a short attention span.
Not paying much attention in grammar class, hmmmm?
Not really paying attention to giving a rats ass either.
Obviously. To whom are you giving your rat’s ass?
I said I wasnt, but if your wanting it, its you’res.
.
(like I’m going to proofread everything I type in a comment section)
Just … wow.
‘I’m so cool, I can look a retard’ school there… It’s like dealing with 10 year olds…
Winston Churchill once wrote a speech which, after review by proofreaders, came back with a correction to one of his sentences based on the preposition rule. He sent it back to the proofreaders with a note of his own: “This is the sort of language up with which I will not put”.
LOL!
No, silly little girlchild, I’m not telling you and your clique to stop giggling over the same tired fart joke one of you told last week. You do whatever you want.
The rest of us grown-ups will chat about current events after your bedtime.
Rather like the title ‘President’ and herpes…. it’s around until you die.
“Did no one get the memo that Bush isn’t the president anymore? Let him alone. ”
`
*puts on eyeliner and blond wig, cries*
LEAVE BUSHNEY ALONE!!1!
BIG giggle.
I think this someone should make a this into a balloon for the next Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade.
Or photoshop it. Hint.
I agree!
Hey, does your name mean east Texas, by any chance?
*stalker mode engaged*
Punctuation!
*dies*
I’m embarrassed I missed that. But I’m also glad YOU pointed it out!
Noes! This is a picture of two separate things.
A floating shoe, and a bunch of its. Its tend to wear helmets and boots.
Here they’re looking for another it.
how come no one can ever use the word “it’s” and its misrepresented sibling “its” properly in a sentence?
I tend to use it correctly… not always… but for the most part…
I confess to having occasional issues with it myself. I can use an apostrophe properly, plus commas, and there/they’re/their like a pro. But it’s/its gives me fits. Any advice to keeping the ‘it’ family straight? Or gaily forward, for that matter?
It’s simple. It gets the apostrophe when it’s a contraction, e.g., any
time you mean to say “it is.” (“Baby it’s cold outside”).
Apostrophes should not be used with possessive pronouns
because possessive pronouns already show possession —
they don’t need an apostrophe. His, her, its, my, yours, ours are all
possessive pronouns.
It gets the apostrophe when it’s a contraction,
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It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!
It puts the lotion in the basket.
It was probably done by one of the lolcatters. They tend to step up thier grammar to an almost respectable degree when they make lols. Which is a lot, as I’ve come to find out. I read a few of them fighting on one comment page.
At least.
I think they were fighting. ):
There’s nothing wrong with making lolcat lols! But, for the love of sanity, stop reading their comment pages. :/
I love the cat lols. I understand them is what I’m getting at.
I definitely bashed my head on the keyboard when I tried to read the comments.
Don’t worry.
I haven’t looked since.
Ah, okay, then I understand your previous post here better too, I think. I must’ve misinterpreted it at first. Glad to hear you’ve managed to avoid the comments since then – the world doesn’t need more putrifying brains.
I know right?
I died.
It’s okay though. Misunderstanding is a daily thing.
Because where would pk be without the classic “I can has cheezburger?”
No kidding…I have tried a couple times and it annoyed me so much I vowed to never do that again. Makes me wonder, do those losers talk like that in real life? They are probably “furries” in real life. Look it up if you don’t know what that is…
“its” is possessive or plural, “it’s” is a contraction… for some cosmic reason I’ve never had a problem with itses and it’ses.
And Fester, “it checks it’s sources before broadcast” — I’m going to let that pass as one of the not alwayses…
I was watching that deep, thoughtful, mood piece Resident Evil: Apocalypse. so who was fully paying attention?
Zombie slaying… A past time, members of all nations can come together on.
Paraphrase of a Reagan speech win!
How long is it going to be before we stop referring to those less fortunate then us with such insulting nomenclature? Please, please, stop this insensitive use of this pejorative. Maybe they would be able to better fit into society if we called them something that they could be proud of, or at least not be so belittled by. Such as “life-sign challenged people of the cranial consumption persuasion”.
life-sign challenged people of the cranial consumption persuasion”.
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Metabolically challenged?
Living-impaired?
Terry Pratchett win…
I think one of the sources of confusion is the lack of apostrophe in the possessive ‘its’, as normally when forming a possessive you do use an apostrophe.
That is what does it for me.
I think I read excessively enough as a child to become immune to the usual grammatic confusions.
“Lay” and “lie” can trip me up on occasion.
Well, yeah, especially if they’re right in front of you and it’s dark.
I can type homonyms – there, they’re, their…
‘Can’t'…
I must clean this keyboard…
Or at least homophones…
She’s just blown the crows apart… that’s impressive.
So good to know that even at your age, you don’t suffer from homonympotence.
“It” isn’t regarded as worth an apostrophe…
And, come to think of it, I guess that’s the general rule for possessives of pronouns. It’s not “her’s”, either. Hmm.
I’m sure if something beloned to It you could say it was “It’s thingamajigger,” but I’d expect you to be the expert on that, being that he’s your relative.
how does something beloned to you?
well if you borrowed it to me, then …
I clearly mistyped and left out the g. I hope it didn’t cause any loss of sleep.
NOW you say.
I’ll have to have about two litres of coffee today to make for my lost sleep over this conundrum. :/
My deepest apologies. I promise from now on to proofread my posts thrice before submitting them. I’d hate to cause anyone any more inconvenience.
Guess somebodies ass got blow out of his/her/its shoes.
I hope you don’t actually think that.
Look! The libs are at it again! You should turn to Glenn Beck now and hear some truth about your savior president’s stimulus package. What a joke.
Still smarting… Can’t take it old Jug ears won… you really are a stupid little man… but then, it seems the bulk of the right wing ARE simply bellicose retards who can only read from the AM Talk radio script. Vacuous as you are a tacit supporter of socialist policies and big govt…
Redistribution of wealth = socialism. Universal health care = socialism. Neither of these are right wing ideals. Get your facts straight.
Honestly. Why are you so offeneded people like bashing Bush? Are you one of the (what is it now, 18%?) that liked him? After all he’s done, I think he deserves it and much more. Hell, even most Republicans hate him…
Really, even the congress has a lower approval rating, but none of your lame liberals on here are bashing Pelosi, Reid, Dodd, Frank, or anyone like them. HYPOCRITICAL fail.
Excuse me? Did I ever say I liked those people? No I don’t beleve I did, nor did I say they should be exempt from scrutiny. Assumption fail, anyone? Serving it hot right here.
Ooh, what else did Papa Glenn tell you to say? Does he do all your thinking for you, or are you still allowed to pick out your own clothes in the morning?
The only ones using the word ‘savior’ are also the only ones using ‘Glenn Beck’ and ‘truth’ in the same sentence. You can identify them by their helmets and the tongue prints on the window nearest their seats.
Evidently the only contractions today’s youth seem so know anything about are labor contractions, i.e.,how to give birth to more of their ignorant kind.
It’s the price one pays for ‘Abstinence Only’ SE
ahh yes, blame it on the youth instead of the old illiterate degenerates who still can’t figure out how to make a lol in the first place.
???
Wait, what?
So if the “old illiterate degenerates” (whoever they may be) were better at making lols, there wouldn’t be any knocked-up teenage sluts?
I’m confused.
while the joke is old, i still managed to lol…. well done.
Me too.
Why are you looking for him? Does he owe you money, too?
Nah. Horny.
ewwwww
Not MY fault she’s horny!
hahahhaha. this made me LOL, for real.
this made me yawn. not lol.
please pk admin/deities…
we need better lols.
Slipping past Obama’s riot police trying to control the tax riots of 2010, the floating shoe looks for Obama, knowing it just cannot miss that head with those huge jughead ears….
So.
A pirate walks into a bar, and he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants.
Bartender says “Hey, Blackbeard, what’s a steering wheel doing in the front of your pants?”
The pirate says “Arrr, it’s driving me nuts!”
What be a pirate’s favorite type o sock?
Arrrrgyle!
Tax riots… yeah right… you really are an idiot…
Just Can’t Let it Go — Day 6!
You lost in November… still haven’t got over the hurt…
Two words: Clinton jokes.
Either I’m suffering from some severe deja vu or I saw a lol very similar to this a few weeks ago. I’m too lazy to go figure out which.
Same picture. Better lol.
Ack….to clarify, the one from a few weeks back was funnier.
lol, i find that shoe is such a happy looking shoe.
Actually the shoe is probably looking for a new place to be a statue.
Yeah, I know the actual statue was torn down and destroyed within a day of being put up.