Comments on: Class of 1971

By: kami3000

kami3000 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 14:16:16 +0000

Osama has NO class at all…

By: Al

Al — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 17:10:10 +0000

Barack Osama+Obama bin Laden=WIN!!!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 16:52:58 +0000

… Wow, that was the year Lynn was born. I feel very young now.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 16:51:09 +0000

If you’re going to do it right, go all the way I suppose.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 16:50:53 +0000

And just to add, I really, really like the E.B. White quote.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 16:49:43 +0000

Eh, I actually liked this one and took it in the spirit it was intended. Sorry you had the explanation squad bear down on ya.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 16:36:16 +0000

I’m sorry for being one of those who came across as thinking less of your lol through picking on the meaning and usage of “jihad”. As I said, it made me giggle, and it still does.
Here, you can borrow this dish towel to wipe up. Your dripping sarcasm formed a little puddle on the floor over there. ;p
*generally likes sarcasm*

By: Danbala

Danbala — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 10:04:18 +0000

Yes, the jokes were terrible for a while. But at least people tried. It would have been terrible if it’d gone the way “RiderLeangle” seems to prefer.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 10:01:28 +0000

Ah yes, this bit of this thread was about the comments, not the lols. I accuse you of having read some ichc comments anyway! ;p

By: Tessie

Tessie — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 01:32:18 +0000

“I’m eerily fascinated by the prospect of what Uncle Fester was voted most likely to do.”
`
Be caught in a compromising position with a sheep?
*calm down UF, everyone knows that sheep is a total slut*

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 23:24:06 +0000

I’ll use an expander next time…

By: thereisnodanaonlyzuul

thereisnodanaonlyzuul — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 23:15:30 +0000

Ha!

By: Steve

Steve — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 20:41:46 +0000

@diss – “feel free to bite me.”

You made me LoL.

@Fester…you’re just being a dick. You know it. Everyone else knows it. Nobody really gives a shit what you think, just like you don’t care what I think. Now you just sound like a 4 year old stomping his feet because he’s not getting his way. Proceed.

Queue angry quasi-intellectual nerd rage retort.

By: Steve

Steve — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 20:24:05 +0000

That is awesome…although it shouldn’t have been news at all. Good for him! We had a girl on the varsity (american)football team. People should be able to do whatever they want, if a guy wants to run for homecoming queen, have at it!

Just like “black president” shouldn’t be a big deal. He’s a person, just like any other. There’s no need to even mention his skin color.

By: ebookace

ebookace — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 20:06:01 +0000

Thank you, thank you, thank you for my very first LOL.
I will humbly ask your forgiveness for not doing better research into Mr. Bin Laden’s age and the etymology of the word “jihad”, but would ask that you consider this fine quote by E.B. White: “Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.”

By: Tessie

Tessie — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 19:29:17 +0000

( | )( | )( | ) etc.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 19:26:56 +0000

What is love?
Baby don’t hurt me,
Don’t hurt me
No more…

By: violynn

violynn — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 18:12:22 +0000

Saddam’s mustard gas has nothing on a Walter fart!

By: IPG

IPG — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:55:39 +0000

No, defending one’s country would be a great thing. Sad nobody really tried it.

By: IPG

IPG — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:44:22 +0000

Perhaps because nobody tried baiting him with the right ass?

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:35:14 +0000

I was voted “Eternal Optimist” class of ‘82. I am not kidding.

Life beat that out of you, eh? Happens to us all…

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:28:52 +0000

my high school got national press because a boy was voted homecoming queen. he’s gay, everyone knew it, he was also one of those people who everyone liked.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 14:09:32 +0000

Nicely paraphrased.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 14:07:00 +0000

What about if people believe in Jesus, but still kill non believers for it. Heaven or Hell?

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 14:02:54 +0000

Yeah, but those “jokes” were along the order of, “Bin Laden takes an explosive suppository… what, that was the punchline, what do you want from me?!?”

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 14:00:13 +0000

I believe it was “Most likely to kill under morally questionable circumstances in defense of the realm”, but I might be wrong about that.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 13:58:24 +0000

I think “Wahabidiot” is the term you’re looking for…

I put Wahabists in pretty much the same boat as followers of American televangelists. Same terror, small mindedness, and control, different flavor.

By: Bronwyn

Bronwyn — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 13:42:37 +0000

Those are not too bad…maybe too cute, but not too bad. As long as you don’t read the comments. Then you just get cross vision and a migraine.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 12:20:41 +0000

i’ve defeated your ideas on three different posts

Ya think? Well, you feel free to think that.
Saying ‘I WIN!’ really don’t make it so.
There was nothing to defend from my side…
The First Crusade started out as the
Patriarch of Constaninople asking for a few
troops to help with a minor skirmish.
The Patriarch of Venice, saw a chance,
used the Vatican to whip up a frenzy
and use the ensuing chaos to loot
Constantinople. However, the justification
was wholly religious, while the underlying
cause was monetary.
The later Crusades, while ‘less’ Machiavellian
in root cause, can be traced back tot he first
Crusade as a precedent, and were largely
about Vatican tithes, rather than ‘religion’
per se, but were again justified by the
existence of the church.
So, no… all you did was make dumbass
comments about Richard Couer de Leon that
qualified for nothing better than kiss my
ring as further responses.

so…
Kiss my ring, retard.

By: AC

AC — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:47:38 +0000

Ooooohh! Ken whit? Ken whit? Ken whit?
I’m now 17!
Old enough to drive -mwahahaha!
The roads are no longer safe……..

By: n8

n8 — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:41:23 +0000

PK: Where asses come together.

By: n8

n8 — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:40:54 +0000

I don’t think those efforts were our best. Though Dubya spewed enough “military-first” drivel to make Kim Jong-Il proud, it is plain that he didn’t use our military to its best effect. He was too hung up on ideology and face-saving to make good tactical decisions.

By: Obama Biden Laden

Obama Biden Laden — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:29:56 +0000

Ah Osama ….. my hero !!!!

By: Slashydutchie

Slashydutchie — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:09:01 +0000

Even the ICHC ones?! How do you hang on to your sanity?!

Oh… wait…

Nevermind.

By: AC

AC — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:08:33 +0000

The “most wanted female” in our school’s yearbook before last was a boy named Jonathan….

By: Danbala

Danbala — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 08:37:48 +0000

Oh, I didn’t know they did covers.
(I only have one TMBG album, but I am very certain that “Ana Ng” is the best pop song ever.)

By: Danbala

Danbala — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 08:34:36 +0000

I had to pull out my yearbook to look this up. We didn’t have any “most likely”-stuff, it turns out – the only peer votes were things like “Class Clown”, “Best Smile” and gooey things like that. (I call them gooey because I wasn’t in any of them. ;p)

By: Danbala

Danbala — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 08:29:48 +0000

“Didn’t mean to offend at all, Danbala.”
Oh, I didn’t get offended at all, it was a very reasonable assumption you made. I really did appreciate the fact that you took the time to explain it, even if it turned out to be unnecessary.
.
“Since other parts of the world see jihad as a religious obligation, I can see why it wouldn’t be nearly as LOL as it is here in Enlightened Japes of ‘Murrika.”
Yeah, well… I think the wikipedia is perfectly right in that most western people primarily think about the “holy war”/terrorist version of it. I am just “damaged” from having a mother who teaches religion, I guess. :p

By: ubr

ubr — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 06:21:51 +0000

there was a conservative joke on pk? really? please give us a link… haha…

By: Em

Em — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 05:54:08 +0000

The first thing that came to my mind was …where would he be graduating from at, like, 14? (Yeah, he has that in common with Dick Cheney. They both look a lot older than they are.)

By: slan agat

slan agat — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 02:38:29 +0000

So if you’ve got a date in Constantinople, she’ll be waiting in Istanbul!

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 01:58:31 +0000

Why they changed it I can’t say…

By: chittybangbang

chittybangbang — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 01:56:08 +0000

Seems Uncle Fester’s butt boil is festering again. Would someone PLEASE get a sharp needle or lance and open that prickly festering boil and let the pus drain out?
The person definitely need help even though he’d never admit it…….. that would be tantamount to submission to another’s ideas. And we all know UF would never stoop to that. Uncle Fester, eat some happy food for a change and surprise us all

By: ElbieSee

ElbieSee — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 01:39:14 +0000

Even ol’ New York was once New Amsterdam…

By: cheezburger

cheezburger — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 01:20:29 +0000

We do… we do read them…

By: ubr

ubr — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 00:14:01 +0000

amen.

By: Bleh

Bleh — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 00:07:35 +0000

Terrorists are to Islam as the KKK is to Christianity, a terrible misinterpretation of a decent belief system

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 23:42:51 +0000

I do what I can in my humble little way to help bring a little illumination into a thread. Even if I had to bring it out by the tonguing of buttholes…

Ugh, now I have cancer.

@Danbala: *passes bleach* I never need that much.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 23:34:52 +0000

DWN: Me too, but it was all safely tucked away in an anonymous cardboard box in the back of my mind. Yanking goatse out of the box of course brought along all the other ones to happily flap out onto the floor.
*shudder*
Don’t bogart that bleach, please?

By: ubr

ubr — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 23:34:06 +0000

lol… finally got through your quote DWN… very nice…
between you and aedrial i got something positive out of this argument… haha…