Comments on: ur tear gas

By: Fredthelog

Fredthelog — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 16:56:01 +0000

Oh yeah, Fred sorry

By: Fredthelog

Fredthelog — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 18:40:41 +0000

You raped me with a dirty spork thats what!!!!

By: Fredthelog

Fredthelog — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 18:39:47 +0000

What did Fred do to you???

By: Fredthelog

Fredthelog — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 18:38:32 +0000

funny picture make Fred laugh

By: Panos

Panos — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 23:11:59 +0000

sorry, just saw it’s already mentioned!

By: Panos

Panos — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 23:11:19 +0000

He’s actually showing his guts to the police. It’s a gesture commonly used by Greeks to express that they really don’t care about something or if it is against an other person (like here, against the police) that they are not scared to be harmed (commonly used with the expression -which is implied in such situations- “You will fart my guts”, haha I know it doesn’t make sense in english, but it’s really common by the Greek youth). Of course it’s not a “good manners” gesture

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 13:56:02 +0000

…says the crazy narcissist who tries to
believe that everybody else is as stupid
and pathetic as she is.

BTW, Brain Trust, it’s spelled “weirdo.”

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 09:34:36 +0000

watch out, rhorho and froofrou will call you a liar, no matter what you do for a living. and if I were ever to be hit by a train, i would want it to be driven by you *gets all cheesy and emotional*

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 09:33:08 +0000

is it right or left whinge?

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 09:32:27 +0000

…says the unmarried loser with so few real friends that she must play yes-man to every big dog she meets online….I’ll be off with my hubby, have fun obsessing, wierdo.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 04:32:26 +0000

Ooh, sorry froo. I gave him directions to your
house. That was bad, huh?

By: froofrou

froofrou — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 04:01:19 +0000

Steve, I point to James Carville and his wife as proof that we would never work

By: froofrou

froofrou — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 23:52:53 +0000

I bet the only way she gets off is by gently stroking her keyboard……’oh, YEAH bAby….thAT’s it….TALK QWErty to Me…..’

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 23:37:01 +0000

…said HHNF to her naughty, naughty hands…

By: parking meter

parking meter — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:23:09 +0000

*gives up pining for Steve’s return*

*throws up red “EXPIRED” sign*

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:08:36 +0000

that was just that ONE TIME, and you promised you wouldn’t tell! That was our special moment, and btw, you said you were totally into it.

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:06:19 +0000

I totally noticed it. Either that or he’s going commando and doing a mean Elvis-pelvis thrust.

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:03:13 +0000

and they do care, don’t they? to spend so many hours and days studying me and obsessing? Jeez, I feel like Britney Spears, everyone hating me, yet still spending all thier time talking and thinking about me.

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:02:03 +0000

Thank you, Death. I keep letting her out without her muzzle on, and this is what happens.

By: Steve

Steve — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 16:08:57 +0000

*wakes up in Amarillo, smelling of pine tree*
*is relieved to see he didn’t have a 1 night stand with a parking meter*

Oh well, at least it’s warm here!
I’m surprised you didn’t ship me off to a different state!

*begins searching for a good BBQ joint!*

By: Aedriel

Aedriel — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 00:17:26 +0000

Hey, wikipedia says you can add animals’ blood… definitely never heard that one.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 00:11:35 +0000

*is learned and plots against neighbors*

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 00:02:07 +0000

If you add egg white, or melt polystyrene, into the petrol of the
molotov, then shake well before lighting and launching, the mix
sticks nearly as well as napalm… Great for dealing with noisy
neighbours, frat house parties, or people trying to shoot you
from concealment…

I’m told the egg version works best with about four whites to the
pint, but anything that foams should work. Don’t get yolk in,
since, like a meringue, it stops the foaming, and you need the
long protein chains forming…

By: Saint

Saint — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 23:37:41 +0000

we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind… cuz your friends don’t dance, and if they don’t dance, then they’re no friends of mine…

(i apologize if I don’t have it right word for word, it’s been a few years..)

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 22:27:43 +0000

Yet, in an amazing wad of hypocrisy, people keep posting to her. And keep posting to her. For all the not caring, people are doing an awful lot of it.

And after a fun bout of personal hypocrisy because I had taken great pains not to respond to her, I will go back to ignoring her and this constant situation of feeding the attention wh*re.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 22:19:01 +0000

*waits for cab outside with Steve*
*notices Steve flirting shamelessly
with parking meter*
*is relieved as cab pulls up*
*pours Steve into the back seat*
*pays the driver $500*
*points toward Amarillo, Texas*

By: Steve

Steve — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 21:17:57 +0000

I’m too nest to drunk properly!
-
I was directing it at Froo, but it was nested under your thread. Froo and I would never work. Rho…you on the other hand, are cute as a button.
-
*Puts drunken internet moves on Rhorho* Thanks for the cab!

By: Paterick

Paterick — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 21:02:34 +0000

how did you not notice you were bi until 14 years of your life
had passed. was it at fourteen when you sat up one morning
and said:
I think i like women too!

you could have even kept the whole thing yourself, seeing as
how NO one here cares.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 20:43:24 +0000

@Steve: You really must have thought this
was a bar.

Froo’s post is up there. Quit calling me froo,
and give me back my beaded clutch purse.

*takes Steve’s keys and calls a cab for him*

By: Kuromisa

Kuromisa — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 20:09:49 +0000

But disco balls make everything more fun!

By: Steve

Steve — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 20:01:50 +0000

I am the IT guy

By: Steve

Steve — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 20:00:11 +0000

Yeah, then you could run down coyotes!

By: Tessie

Tessie — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 18:37:34 +0000

Not a pickup bar?
`
*dejectedly removes mirror disco ball from ceiling*

By: Tessie

Tessie — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 18:33:46 +0000

*Tessie hears the unmistakable sound of a train whistle coming from the tunnel*
`
True story: One of the job sites I was applying to had an open job for trainees for Locomotive Engineers. Now, is that cool, or is it not? I want the overalls, I want the hat, I want the gloves, I want to put on my tax return in the blank for occupation: “Locomotive Engineer”.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 18:09:06 +0000

That would explain why I’ve been having to buy my own drinks. Oh, and why my co-workers look at me oddly when I start dancing.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 18:06:32 +0000

And I dressed up and everything…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 18:01:00 +0000

I lack any kind of sway over that man… Double damn.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 17:52:18 +0000

Sucks to not have administrative rights on your computer, doesn’t it? Try bribing your IT guy.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 17:47:35 +0000

I spank only those worth the palm print. Beatings for anybody else.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 17:46:44 +0000

Complication = I can’t add programs at work.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 17:45:46 +0000

Not yet but I am open to hearing about it.

By: Kiba

Kiba — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 17:43:23 +0000

Pyow!

By: Steve

Steve — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 17:23:44 +0000

Safari works pretty well too.

By: Steve

Steve — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 17:21:07 +0000

Pretty good!

*picks up a bucket of paint, splashes it on a cliff face, image of tunnel appears*
*escapes through the tunnel*
*Tessie hears the unmistakable sound of a train whistle coming from the tunnel*

By: Steve

Steve — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 17:18:36 +0000

Not a pickup bar?

Ruin all my fun, I was getting ready to put the moves on you Froo, since our political views are so closely aligned. *cough*sarcasm*cough*

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:32:54 +0000

Yes, you were… now it’s the only thing anyone can see… well done

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:31:53 +0000

Yes, that often happens during sex… or just under the belly button doggie style…

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:29:39 +0000

I assume you know the polystyrene/egg white trick…

By: GiganTick

GiganTick — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:25:06 +0000

It sucks. ):
*shoots you with it*

By: GiganTick

GiganTick — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:23:59 +0000

…But a little more fun to say.