Comments on: ROSHAMBO

By: anonymous

anonymous — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 16:01:25 +0000

I don’t know if this has been pointed out yet, but…

*Rochambeau

By: Lemon Curry?

Lemon Curry? — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 10:03:15 +0000

Parent:
“I have tried to be both a mother and a father to you…”
Child:
“Go screw yourself!”

*WHACK!*

By: rhorho

rhorho — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 07:16:57 +0000

“You mean if I eat my broccoli there won’t be
starving children overseas???”

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 20:02:55 +0000

Just think half drunk wildebeest with penis envy and bad aim.

By: charro

charro — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 18:00:39 +0000

IAN CURTIS FROM JOY DIVISION!

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 12:09:17 +0000

Sorry, I’m having problems hearing over the sound of wet canvas ripping

By: keshet

keshet — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 04:16:02 +0000

I must be a gamer-geek since my first thought was role-playing not video games.

By: Literal

Literal — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 04:00:09 +0000

Not him, but I know exactly who’s refreshing and voting 1 hundreds of times.
If it happens to my next front page lol, it’s by god going to happen to his.

By: Achi

Achi — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 03:07:38 +0000

Soooo…..they don’t really belond there?

<,,>

By: Cocoa_God

Cocoa_God — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 00:27:06 +0000

well it is now

By: Cocoa_God

Cocoa_God — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 00:26:15 +0000

im jewish so, roshambo is rock paper scissors in israel

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 23:51:06 +0000

I think my response of ‘and that sort of talk got us into WW2′ tended to shut them up…

By: Literal

Literal — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 23:49:20 +0000

@UF You’re lucky, then.
That was the universal response from my father for everything.
That, and “do it or I’ll kick your a*s up around your neck.”

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 23:42:15 +0000

OF my mother’s many comment ‘Because I said so’ was never one of them…

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 23:13:07 +0000

…”and how many times have I told you?”

By: Literal

Literal — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 23:10:36 +0000

Heh. I told ya so!

By: ElbieSee

ElbieSee — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 22:55:38 +0000

“And don’t cry, or I’ll give you something to cry about!”

(I always hated that one.)

By: AC

AC — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 22:49:35 +0000

Oh! Wouldn’t that be great if it were PK’s very own MegaBob?

By: Literal

Literal — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 22:47:16 +0000

Yeah, it used to be spelled that way, but the current spelling is “roshambo”.
I had trouble deciding which one to use

By: JD

JD — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 22:45:13 +0000

It’s actually Rochambeaux, and it’s some sort of painful male challenge thing that began with French trappers or traders. It was usually enough to discourage others from challenging them for rights to whatever it was they wanted…first trade, first chance at a woman, whatever…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 22:30:33 +0000

I claim innocence of these wild accusations.

By: AC

AC — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 22:21:51 +0000

“…. and hell mend ye!”

By: pittypat

pittypat — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 22:21:09 +0000

More likely phallus envy than syphilis.

By: slan agat

slan agat — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 22:16:09 +0000

Is bob’s mental deterioration due to the French disease?

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 22:15:41 +0000

“…and don’t come running to me crying later!…”

By: AC

AC — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 22:14:25 +0000

“…fine, away and do that and SEE what happens…”

By: pittypat

pittypat — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 22:10:44 +0000

Only when the game is played among Brothers, K?

By: Literal

Literal — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 22:09:21 +0000

… because I said so, that’s why …

By: AC

AC — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 22:08:22 +0000

“…on your own head be it…”

By: slan agat

slan agat — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 22:06:00 +0000

War and XPs?

By: rhorho

rhorho — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 22:00:28 +0000

“…you’ll thank me later.”

By: Lynn Nexus

Lynn Nexus — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 20:45:50 +0000

Oh for the love of *incoherent grumblings* That was me, I forgot to change the name… and attempted html ate like half the post so here it is again.

@DW~ >.> You better not be leading these people to believe that you’re piss poor in the sack again. Just cus I’m sick don’t mean that I’m not gonna do something about it >.o I don’t know WHAT I’d do about it but… Hey… I’ll do something!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 20:41:07 +0000

*was summoned.. now looks blankly around an blinks*
Oh…
Most the time my “wth” moments are because the neighbors make some fun noise like screaming or glass breaking. More along festers line of questioning it’s usually “Who the hell was that” as opposed to what. Then I get to find out if I just have to smell it or if it needs cleaned up >..> You better not be leading these people to believe that you’re piss poor in the sack again. Just cus I’m sick don’t mean that I’m not gonna do something about it >.o I don’t know WHAT I’d do about it but… Hey… I’ll do something!

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 20:39:05 +0000

french bikini, anyone…anyone…?

By: charro

charro — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 20:32:13 +0000

I have a french first name.. Means “Little and Womanly” BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA boy did my parents miss the mark on that one.

By: Literal

Literal — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 20:29:41 +0000

I have a french manicure …

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 20:26:46 +0000

“I think they’re gone…Bob, you go look around the corner and check.”

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 20:26:42 +0000

My mom has a french poodle…

By: Addison

Addison — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 20:25:22 +0000

It looks like the other guards kicked him out into the riot to see what would happen. BAM!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 20:20:20 +0000

And I have a French surname.

By: AC

AC — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 20:14:20 +0000

“… It’ll all end in tears, mind….”

By: pittypat

pittypat — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 20:05:07 +0000

Well I’m wearing a trench coat…

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 20:04:58 +0000

Tried it…already have three kids…they’re embarassed by my tecno-idiocy and like watching me struggle with things that are easy for them to do…you should see me trying to download music on my i-pod…my seven-year-old walks up…looks at me…shakes his head and walks away. They’re amazed I’ve survived this long…

By: pittypat

pittypat — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 20:03:40 +0000

Yes, it might have some legs, crumpled and
turned to jelly, but sure why not?

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 20:02:24 +0000

My hair is in a french braid today…

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 20:01:30 +0000

The more money you want, the more kicks you recieve…we could have special “guest kickers”…hmmm…this idea might have some legs to it…

By: pittypat

pittypat — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 20:00:41 +0000

I can eat French toast.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 19:58:44 +0000

I can do a French twist.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 19:58:00 +0000

I can make french fries.

By: Literal

Literal — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 19:52:43 +0000

Get pregnant. Have child. Wait 6 years. Give it to child.