MYTH BUSTED It turns out that an asshole CAN blow smoke
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Blue smoke?
No joke!
Yawn. Hatred trumping humor always makes for a dull LOL.
What?
Should be obvious…. though it wasn’t mean to be a reply to your comment, if that’s what’s causing the confusion.
Yep. Makes sense now.
Call him whatever you want, the one thing you and Rush have in common is you didn’t finish college. Then he went on to make millions per year saying whatever the hell he wants.
Just saying.
While the LOL might be offensive your comment is just ignorant, it’s assuming knowledge that you don’t possess.
Just saying…
yeah, you have a point there… of course so did robert tilton, and ted haggard…
just saying.
I LOVE those kinda zingers.. you know, the ones that don’t really have much to do with anything.
Just saying…
sorry if you can’t pick up on subtle suggestions.
just saying…
Hello Atlas…
There are other conservatives that post here you know.
Yes but you’re atlas…
There are other socks beside your dear old atlas…
Oooh, has there been a sock outbreak?
Yep, your old friend Bob had over 30 and turned out to be just about every troll around. (including a female a female and an Uncle Fester stalker) Kind of lost his faces when the avatars came in tho…
I was wondering when we’d get the avatars. That must’ve cut his personalities down quite a bit.
Some more popped up. The avatars keep him from
stealing our identities, though.
now I have to figure out how to make a personal one.
I need to fiddle with mine when I get home tonight or failing that bang my head on a wall. Though I will do it softly since Lynn has a migraine this evening.
It’s not hard at all. Just go to gravatar.com,
and get stepped through. It’s a good idea to
use an email address that isn’t similar to
your handle. It takes 5 minutes or so.
As long as your email on gravatar and your
email on PK are the same, your new avatar
will pop up. If it doesn’t pop up right away,
just clean out your cache. The first time you
post after adding your gravatar, the 3 fields
above the comment field will be different.
When that happens, just click on the blue
words, and everything will be back to normal.
Cool!
Thanks rho!
*off to do so*
I could see the splintering of his psyche… Or maybe that was just me having hunger pangs. Oh well…
Hard leftists tend to think that there’s only one conservative in the world, and they’re all each other’s sock puppets. It’s unthinkable to them that half the country is conservative and that not everyone thinks like they do.
You would think a site like this would have some balance, though.
Actually, you got fooled by a “rightist” who had over 25 sock
puppets and regularly pretended to be existing users to simply
cause trouble and grief. I think I’d keep my opinions down to
a dull roar on ‘socks’ since you’re clearly talking without a
book… which is usual, bur this one is making you look more of
a fool than normal…
If half the country was conservative, McCain would have had a chance. Were you paying attention last November? Or, like other conservatives, are you trying to comfort yourself via selective memory?
MODERATES, like myself, are sick of the hypocritical bullshit of the Republican party, and are tired of the Religious Right playing the party like a massive puppet. Some of us still believe in the Constitution and the principle of separation of church and state. Additionally, the last Republican president they elected was the most fiscally irresponsible president ever, and was more liberal in his spending habits than any Democrat I can remember. The last reason for me to vote for a Republican was fiscal responsibility, and they’ve lost that, too.
Do we think you’re all sock puppets? No, you’re a mass collective of individuals, joined via hive-mind by Rush Limbaugh. That’s all.
Oh, and the icanhascheezburger family of websites is most often frequented by one demographic: GEEKS. And geeks tend to be left-of-center. Sorry.
I disagree with your statement, but will die to defend your right to say so. And I guess I am an exception to the “geeks tend to be left-of-center” rule…. I’m more “middle-of-center” personally… >.>
Actually, most SCI FI geeks tend to be right of center…..they like boobs and lasers
What?!
“If half the country was conservative, McCain would have had a chance.”
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If he’d had a running mate with an IQ higher than library paste, he would have had a better chance, but it’s probably all for the best.
That is insulting to library paste.
“And geeks tend to be left-of-center.”
Left of which centre?
WHAT! No….can’t be! Yep, no geek here. I’m a GAMER! At least still sometimes……. Somewhere along the way I grew up and got a good job, wife, and everything. ….. I wasn’t happy with Bush but I think Obama is going to put him in a good light before he’s done. Let’s see so far, 4 wweks and more money spent than 5 years in Iraq, yep, change is in the air.
Annie,
While it may be true that half of the country is conservative, please, pick a country. What country are you talking about? USA? This site is international. I don’t know what percentage of the world is “conservative.”
By US standards, all the rest are commies… possible excepting Somalia and Zimbabwe
We apparently LIKE Chinese commies though. All the rest are evil wankers though.
the chinese were never commies… they just like color red.
Half the country is NOT conservative, half the country is to the right of center. I can tell you’re one of the former, due to the polar nature of your comment.
All this post shows is that a Rush fanboy site probably sent their minions en masse to give this post a bad rating, nothing more.
Pot calling the kettle black.
Wait, thats NOT alton brown?
According to assholpostolic creed, Rush’s descent into Limbaugh was as a
Saviour, proclaiming the Good News to the spirits imprisoned there.
In recognition of your superior levels of win, please accept this invisible cheeseburger.
*relishes all 12,000 invisible calories*
There’s no such myth, so this is a piece of shite
I think you mythed the point.
You think he’s the mything link?
Perhaps he just mythunderstood the caption…
Who do you think you are…Myth Information??
hasn’t this been done before?
No myth says that so this is just stupid
Perhaps you were myth-informed.
ba-dum-chh…
Yah, he’s not a lyre. Just prone to careless eros.
“Just prone to careless eros.”
Who is, Rush? Please do NOT send me a picture of that!
This is funny because we hate conservatives.
No, it’s funny because we hate assholes.
its hilarious, so many assholes calling someone else an asshole. makes me proud to live in a country like this. and this site is not purely for left-wingers.
Everyone’s got one, eh?
Also? Rush happens to have his in his face.
And he likes to stick fat cigars into it.
I bet he bites the ends off… you can put nothing past a man who bites the end off his cigars…
He’s actually pretty picky about his cigars and how they are cut and smoked.
Avengers fail there Frou… and he’s equally fussy on his dope… The tired old stoner…
Sorry, missed that one
And I’m sure he’s pretty picky about the quality of whatever he decides to assail his body with. Let that mental image eat at your brain for a while 
On my list of horrors, that ranks low… I still like the fact the darling of the Right wing is really such a venal, drug soaked, bag of dung….
You mean Ted Kennedy?
The Kennedys were always just above being pimps… the only good one died in WW2…
died flying a remote control bomb… what a terrible way to go…
It’s the message, not the man.
OF course it is… such personal rectitude means he must be a paragon of virtue in all other things…
Certain standards are difficult to live up to, that doesn’t mean they are worthless standards we just have to try harder.
That’s a very liberal view… are you unwell?
And what is so hard about not popping pills? you have a problem you want to share?
BTW, Conservatism 101 from notreally… less rant, more meat=godd
“and he’s equally fussy on his dope”
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Yeah, it has to have someone else’s name on the prescription.
And so, the new sock war begins…
Oh God, it’s like Groundhog Day. Oh wait …
it isn’t too hard to be your new sock, but it is a smelly and disgusting job
Darn it.
It’s hilarious how many right-wingers think that one’s behavior is completely irrelevant to how one should be treated.
Rush Limbaugh is, in fact, an asshole.
Your insinuation that I’m one as well is completely without any basis, obviously.
Do try to get over your “everyone deserves to be treated equally, regardless of their behavior” problem. It’s making you look like completely foolish.
I think it’s more to do with being white, rich, and making the right noises while you inhale crushed oxycontin as to how much slack they cut…
Ted Haggard wasn’t rich enough to be seriously cut slack when he was caught tweaking with rent boys…
Having said that… look at the Kennedy body count. I’d suggest it’s not just a sin of the right, more of our culture…
Well they lay claim to and police it, as well as being overtly hostile to non-left-wingers on sight. So by default, it’s for left wingers.
I’ll have 12 wingers with Nuclear Death sauce and a coke, please.
Is that even English?
“so many assholes calling someone else an asshole”
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Your point being?
Even if some of the folks who dislike Rush are assholes, that doesn’t mean they’re wrong about Rush being an asshole.
GAWD. What’s with that TIE? Did Walt Disney puke on it????
Pablo Picasso did.
Or Dali.
Pollack.
Lichtenstein
You’re right … it does have the poparty feel to it!
actuall i believe that it was made by someone who was looking at a dali painting.
while on acid.
Acid squared… Dali was sailing the purple swan to Uranus a lot of the time…
lol. very true…
I quite liked the tie. Wouldn’t wear it. Wouldn’t let my dad or friend wear it. Still, the swirliness is kina interesting to look at…
Nah, Timothy Leary did.
No, n-n-n-no no, no, no,
He’s on the outside
Looking in.
thanks. It’s been stuck in my head all night, now I have to go plow through the old vinyl & hope we have this LP…and where did the turntable go…
“What’s with that TIE?”
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OK, I hereby retract my earlier snark; only someone on top-tier drugs could think that tie was worth spending actual money on.
Is this an old picture? I thought he was a lot fatter than this…
Maybe it’s just shot from a good angle. Either way, Douchebag!
“I thought he was a lot fatter than this”
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Hey, YEAH! They photoshopped the sh1t out of his last three chins!
LOL. *keeps giggling*
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I respect him for losing the weight he’s lost…..it’s difficult to do sitting on your butt all day.
The truckload of drugs probably help with that, too.
lol silly twats
can’t make a coherent joke
Rather be a silly twat
than a witless twit …
I actually have that tie. Rush has been on the air for 20 years because he voices the opinions of 20 million people a week. Love him or hate him, he’s gonna be around for a long time.
Viva Rush!
Cos everyone loves a junkie…
Works for the junkies in Hollywood.
THey make films, they don’t seem to say much on the ‘war on drugs’…
Old Rush, well, it’s do as I say but not as I do, the tweaking old fraud…
I don’t know if that says worse things about him or those millions of people.
Well, remember what Carlin said…
try to remember everything Carlin said, man was so far ahead of his time it blows my mind.
20 million people can be wrong…every time they listen to the EIB network.
i could have told u that a-holes can blow smoke, mine does it all the time
not all republicans are rush fans. just like how not all democrats agree with what rachel maddow says…
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but all of us can can agree on the fact that you’re an ass.
no, but we can guarantee out favourite ‘veteran’ is here… the sad, empty, troll…
“And lo you are a dusky fellow…”
You have something to say there Wurm? Spit it out, boy… you’re looking a retard.
Wow, I can no longer tell the difference between Fester and AF. Honestly, I know it will be taken offensively, but I don’t know if you have had your identity taken, are being sarcastic, or are seriously that ridiculous
I can never tell if you’re applying Poe’s Law or simply being irritating…
What’s your point?
Well, Poe’s Law implies fundamentalism. I showed none of it. So I’m being irritating (to you). I don’t play the internet macho bull games, I don’t see why you seem to feel the need to start one with everybody, including DWN who is just making a light joke. That is my point.
Yeah, he should save his hatred and bile for people who don’t think like him!
Too bad no one has bothered to bust the myths *about* Limbaugh, but just keep spreading them. I’m looking at you, Molly Ivins and the rest of the leftist media.
FFS I thought I deleted this site from my blogroll – guess I better make sure next time
Please, don’t let the door hit you in the ass as you’re going… we don’t want ass prints on the doors…
Hey! I do have a collection to think of! Don’t discourage my assprint collection…
Did you lose track of how long Molly Ivins has been dead, $DEITY rest her soul? Or is it that you just stopped thinking sometime back when she was alive, and never started again?
Hey Anniee451 please don’t leave, I value you opinion. Yay diversity!!
I’ll be looking; I was just not happy having it on my blogroll. Nice to meet you
@Anniee: Molly Ivins died two years ago. If you’re
looking at her, you must be on some Rush-style
meds!
If light doesn’t work, I could always make a racist joke as that would be dark…
*cue rimshot for crappy joke*
badum CHING!
*straightens tie* Now for my next illusion, I will make a joke out of fat air. Yes, yes I know. It needs to go on a diet but what can you do. It is what happens when the God of the North Wind hangs out with Buddha.
*crickets*
Only in your opinion on the Poe’s law… you’ve been into to the is it real or is it parody region for a while… and what I say to Wurm is, to be candid, none fo your frigging business…
someone’s out to show the internets he’s a real tough guy, huh
Hello Socky.
socky of whom? someone’s insecure.
Just make sure you remember what email to use when you post, Socky.
Two more to add to list, Frou, my conservative angel x
Not sure what you’re getting at, there. Even if I were a sock, email’s not required.
What crap, you don’t get to gang up and decide who is a sock and who isn’t.
Oh, please Beth, keep it down to a dull roar of self righteous indignations…
I will Carl, if you promise to do the same…
You guys need lives.
That would be Atlas, old dear… he was the one who stripped his sleeve and showed his scars like it meant something amongst the suppurating masses of sock puppets…
Is that Atlas or am I-how can you be sure
He doesn’t have any idea who anyone is.
Of course not… or perhaps I do… you really can’t tell…
You can’t tell whether or not I can tell…
Everything you say to everybody on this board is everyone’s business, you don’t own the place, although I’m sure you think you do…
Still loitering Atlas? hows the new sock generation going now you’re blind in one eye?
You really have NO idea who you’re talking to, it’s fun!
We dont’ have to know a name to know a face.
Like I said, when insecure, you can’t lose if you just convince yourself that anyone who disagrees with you is a sock puppet. You lose for idocy, and in your mind, all of the “sock puppets” lose! It’s a win-win situation for everyone!
How did we disagree again?
You typed something and he/she/it didn’t like it. That was enough dear Froofrou.
I didn’t say we disagreed. I just think that this sock puppet business is about the most asinine thing I’ve seen on the internet. And boy have I see nsome internet shenanigans in my day.
Tell that to Atlas… the man of a thousand identities and the same, tired old song…
If you knew what we’ve had to put up with the last several months (and I’m sure you do), you wouldn’t be saying that.
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But, since you are, socky…..
That may be the case. Just know that to an outside observer, you seem pretty danged paranoid and a bit obsessed.
Tell that to the troll with 30+ socks who has been snarking about these hallowed halls.
Like I said, all I’ve seen so far is two trolls, who use distinct identities.
Hey, Fester, I think we just got called trolls
Glad you caught that. A++
Back to September to be exact… I lost interest looking further…
So your point is, what, you’re an old troll?
I thought my point was you’re pathetic…
maybe you missed that in your pathos, so I’ll tell you again…
You
Are
Pathetic.
“the disingenuous cry of the real troll…”
You’re getting a beating Fester!
Am I? I’d really not noticed…
You’ve encountered a superior wit in yoyoyo, you should concede.
If that’s a superior wit, I’d hate to see bone stupid.
Don’t be jealous…
You can’t be envious of that which you pity.
Oh dear… he really does think he’s a ‘master criminal’…
IT’s the New Beth and Dollar Bill… (October)
Don’t worry about it so much, practise helps.
Back ‘im up and then turn right around and deny it, froofroo, that’s what we like to see here.
I like that you’re using the possessive ‘we’ when this is your first day. Cute.
I like your fixation on straws, particularly grasping at them.
Frou… it’s one person again… at least it’s
harder for him to get mail notification for all
his socks now, which is gratifying, and he’s
still dancing when I want him to dance, and
in the way I want him to so it’s all bit of
amusement.
No, it’s not one person… Can’t you tell the posting style is completely different.
I’m not convinced it’s one person this time. There are too many identical time stamps on the posts. However, I’m pretty much convinced that at least one of them is MegaBob. I’m voting for yoyoHead. He got the most confrontational because of you.
Retracted based on notreally’s last post. It’s one person, and he’s using a phone to post along with his computer. Nevermind, Fester, I bow to your grasp of this matter at hand
Since the time doesn’t go to the second, it’s pretty easy to get one in the same minute.
Nice sleuthing, froufrou.
Test 2
Sorry just trying something out
Posting simultaneously from a phone and a computer? Those straws are getting harder and harder to grasp, ain’t they?
Ok, think what you want to think… I personally wouldn’t go to all that trouble to be more than one person.
I think you blew that one out of the water yesterday… but still, if you think you’re fooling people, that’s just dandy…
You don’t need a phone it’s quite simple…
I agree. Even if I were a sock, I wouldn’t be doing it with a phone. babes.
Why is it so hard to believe there could be more than one person who disagrees and has the cojones to say so? Thanks that much of yourself?
No, it’s quite the opposite. It’s insecurity. It’s much easier to believe that one person disagrees than several.
It’s all in the timing, dahlink. All in the timing.
It’s not hard to believe bubba… but you
made it obvious out of the box…
and how the hell did you get Thanks instead
of Thinks? The A is nowhere near the I…
right hand end of the first line versus first
key on second?
Aw, what a sweet pet name. Let’s kiss and make up.
I do like the way it talks to itself… just like Dollar Bill and Beth… used to…
A instead of I? I don’t know, I’m a spaz at typing especially when I’m having this much fun.
Tell me about the dead buddies, please… I liked that story…
He was talking to you, idiot.
Go on, you liked telling that story… how you bombed places…
Oh yea, that story, well… I bombed places and then… my buddies… tehy were dead… Is that how it goes? You’ll have to help me out here.
Don’t look at me. I got no idea what he’s talkin’ about.
You really do just dance to the tune I play… it’s too funny…
Just keep telling yourself that sweetie, you’ll get by. Don’t worry tomorrow will be a better day, maybe you will rule the boards again someday… I can’t come back everyday, I have a real job with important work to do. I will leave you to it.
Hay Gaiyz! Whuts goin on heer!?
Ah the ego of dear old AF comes trundling out…
Not you max… old notreally…
Definitely one person….
They even forgot to change their name once…
Poor Fister – has a spleen the size of Mt. St. Helens to necessitate this much venting.
Poor Anniee451 – all that bull about Mensa and
Chicago-Austrian School economics and still not a
damn thing to say…
It could be worse. He could be an Austrian Economist member of Mensa. God that would suck…
She’s not done one song from the show either…
It’s why the school sucks… that and its tendency to create monopolies and cartels.
But do you really want to hear her sing?
You’ve never seen the Chicago costumes?
Who care if they can sing?
BOOOOOBIES!
And thus DWN finds reason to get more culture in his life…
I told you that you were in a cultural wasteland, dear boy…
If only it wasn’t Fosse choreography…
Damn those jazz hands!
always reminds me of someone being lynched… it’s the jerkiness…
One reason I wasn’t phased by the idea of Rush Limbaugh doing anything…
take a lot for me to REALLY need brain bleach…
Rush Limbaugh doing Sarah Palin from behind while Ann Coulter is tied to the wall wearing a latex suit and a ball gag……and Barney Frank tapes it all.
HOTTT
You see, I think that’s disgusting.
But I’m with the Rude Pundit on this one: I would NOT fnck Ann Coulter. [LINK]
It would be like screwing a mummy… just drier and uglier…
Real classy liberal humor.
Fester’s not a liberal.
Jesus H. Christ, Unc! You must have dabbed Ann Coulter’s piss behind your ears this morning to attract such a flock of morons.
Meant to reference one infinitely long chain higher… no offense to Froo and DWN, naturally.
Give it up Frou, it’s troll boy just talking to himself… on this page he’s been at least three people and has pretty much danced the tune I’ve played since I spotted Cincinatus…
I was actually talking about the Rude Pundit, anything but funny that one, lots of hate speech.
@n8
Gargled with it and didn’t spit…
*sigh* I try to help them, I really do, but they just won’t let me.
which makes him different to Limbaugh quite how?
Just finished perusing the whole thread… it’s difficult to quantify the level of patheticness displayed by tonight’s crop of Fester-hunters. The “I win! I win! Nya nyah” set in particular was a shameful display. R.A.B.’s post of a few days ago regarding “pollutants” comes blazing back to mind.
Truly, the party of Sarah Palin is in attendance.
I don’t listen much to Limbaugh, he is a pompous ass much like you yourself. But I don’t believe he says fnck this and fnck that every other word…
*takes offense at n8*
Limbaugh is a parasite on the body politic. The last thing he would ever want would be for this country to unite and work together, because then he’d be out an audience. So long as he can keep “his” half of the population riled up and full of hate for the other half, he’s on the gravy train for life. Get the point? He has a vested interest in this country’s decline! He wants America to continue down the path of failure, so that he can keep blaming the other side!
And the only reason he doesn’t say f*ck every other word is because that would alienate his evangelical listeners. Anyway, done here until morning. Have fun pulling their strings, Unc.
Well, why doesn’t the other half pay attention and straighten up? Then we could all unite… That’s what Obama thinks anyway.
I think you answered that question yourself below with your refusal to read Frou’s link…
Just remembering your words about the pot and the kettle. ubr made a comment that is true that not all Repubs like Rush just like not all Dems don’t like Rachel. And Albright was an ass for baiting.
So you were trolling just as much ubr. However I will apologize as I made the false assumption that you would recognize your own words and possibly the irony.
I recognised my own words… I figured you were accusing of trolling…
Ah so you’re just flirting with me tonight then.
Don’t I always, big boy?
Good point. I’ll bring the Bon Jovi. You bring the hot wax.
Alice Cooper… anything but ‘Flush The Fashion ’80′ ok?
Sure, I’ll even bring the Reanimator music video and maybe some Naked Apes because I think you could use some Zombie theme tonight.
Bring The ’82 version of The Thing… we can wear parkas…
Ooooh, John Carpenter… You old romantic you.
Here I was just innocently sitting here lurking about and then WHAM! Another one of Fester’s vividly appalling comments makes me want to lose my lunch. You,sir, have talent.
Could you at least pass me the brain bleach?
*gets no credit… pout*
Your comments, my dear, are usually vivid but rarely appalling to the point of brain bleach. Most of yours make me go home and jump the hubby. *evil grin*
were you referring to me fester? i couldn’t quite make out the point of your post…
If you’re the guy who’s had something like 25 socks and claimed to by a WUMIL pilot, and bagpipe player, then yes, I was talking about you…
*USMIL
aww. that’s why i couldn’t get the point…
what is the 25 socks part though? i think i missed that one…
Our favorite troll, Anti Fester, has a total of 25 or more socks that he’s used at various times, evidenced by the avatars.
socks?
it’s 430 on monday and i’ve only had two cups of coffee… haven’t grasped the concept yet… please forgive me…
Fester is my favorite troll.
And you’re just sad Atlas… no identity, lies
about yout background again and again… not to
forget the great ‘Ruth’ gender switch… how terribly pathetic.
The feel of satin panties on his underdeveloped manbits makes him feel pretty. You shouldn’t judge him for his secret desires… There’s plenty of other things.
Though I have to agree with the “alleged Atlas sock”. The only one I see here that’s trolling is Fester.
As the disingenuous cry of the real troll…
Just writing to tell you the irony of that comment is not lost.
No, you’re writing to try and imply you’re not another Atlas sock…
What are we up to, Unc? 30 now?
Actually, I’m just amused at your paranoia. THEY’RE ALL ATLAS SOCKS AND THEY’RE ALL OUT TO GET ME
If only it were that simple. Atlas couldn’t find his *ss with both hands, a flashlight, and a map, so he’s in no danger of finding Uncle Fester, except to prove the point that even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and again. Fester, I think you’re safe on this one.
If that were the case, why are you so adamant on defending him against the “socky”s?
At what point am I defending him again?
Perhaps you haven’t noticed the several above threads. I suggest you reread.
Hmmmmm. Not a single word of defense there. You might want to cite before you make bogus claims.
And not a single bit of evidence of literacy. You might wanna learn to read before you try to make a bogus argument.
Troll boy is trolling
And still a troll. They’re cute when they think they matter. And, they’re fun to poke!
Pot–>Kettle
“You are black.”
Still asking for a cite there, yoyoHead. If you can’t produce one, I’ll chalk it up to you having the IQ of a reasonably intelligent turnip and go on about my day.
I note that you still have no counterargument. And since the IQ you would arbitrarily attribute to me would still be higher than your actual one, I can’t say I’d be dissatisfied.
I can’t counterargue a non-argument. Now you’re just throwing up strawmen. SHOW ME where I uttered one word of defense for Fester. In previous threads on this LOL.
I believe this it the point at which I can claim victory in the argument. I am satisfied. But, since I’m such a nice guy, I’ll indulge you. Take, for example, the very first instance. The moment I called Fester an internet tough guy, you felt it necessary to jump in and accuse me of being a sock puppet. If you were as confident as you claim to be, surely Fester could have handled such a retort by himself.
Oh look, he did [LINK]
Oh, look, you sidestepped the argument. Victory cemented. My work is done here.
*takes straw from argument over to feed the horses*
Thanks, yoyo! I’ve been needing that!
*takes the bullsiht from your argument to fertilize the flowerbeds* As have I!
But, since I’m generous, I’ll clarify your FAILure. I asked why you felt it necessary to accuse me of being a sock, rather than let Fester do it. you pointed out that he did “[LINK]“. Does this address my question of why *you*felt it necessary? No, absolutely not. In short, you lose! You get nothing! Good day sir!
I felt it necessary to accuse you of being a sock because you are one. PERIOD. You’re still avoiding the matter at hand, which is ‘where did froofrou defend Fester’.
Activate backpedal! Sorry, too late. You’ve lost. And if you wanna believe it’s to your “stupid sock puppet”, than I’ll allow that. All the more humiliation.
Ok, I can’t take it anymore, just why is yoyoyo a sock?
Fester, we have a reading comprehension problem over here. I blame Al Gore and Global Warming. What is your theory?
Asks the other sock…
No, no, no, If there was really global “warming” we wouldn’t need socks!
Not mine. Can’t even muster up a worthwhile insult here and there; just spleen-venting.
It’s the MENSA membership that does it…
Um, he isn’t. Take your meds…
that’s where i didn’t quite get it… but after yesterday i could definitely use some meds… got any good ones to share dwn?
I am chemically boring except for caffeine. Dr. DWN prescribes two blowjobs and a night’s rest to be filled at your local service provider.
ah yes. the good old night sleep… haven’t had one of those in a while…
They are to come by but they are definitely worth it… Assuming you can pry yourself away from whatever keeps you up at night.
work is what keep me up at night… you should not ever work more than 60 hours a week…
Tis why I wish my writing was worth an actual novel, make my own hours and still get money.
that’s why i’m trying to get into one of the tesl programs somewhere far far away… hopefully some place with $0.50 beers and $0.25 tacos…
Matamoras?
$2 pitchers here on Tues… but alas no tacos.
i was thinking more like panama… maybe costa rica…
Costa Rica was nice when I went a decade ago. Really nice people. I’d suggest fluency in Spanish. And be Catholic. Though I don’t think I ate a taco the whole time I was there…
I’m almost certain he’s not… but never say never, hey?
Point taken.
Comparing Rush to Rachel? What are you smoking? Not that I agree with everything she has to say, but she is actually doing journalism and lives in this universe.
right wingers would disagree with you… it’s all about perspective…
Based on what’s on here, the ‘right wing’ seem to mostly be sad old trolls who have to pretend to be something they’re not to get by…
*takes offense*
I said ‘mostly’… ask Rho about that…
I still choose to take offense until you clarify
I clarified. I said mostly… when you take down Atlas’ socks, there ae about three self proclaimed right wingers here who do more than bleat…
you’re one
that’s a minority.
Ok, I’m satisfied. As long as I’m never lumped in with those idiots who keep making my side look bad, I’m fine.
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For the love of Pete, though, I really think these guys are paid to act as stupid as possible to remove any shred of credibility from my side!!!
“I really think these guys are paid to act as stupid as possible to remove any shred of credibility from my side!!!”
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the conspiracy theory does seem to fit on this site… it seems that the only righties that come to pk fit the alabama nra republican faction…
in fairness there are some “PETA never fouls up” talking heads, they just don’t stay as long, and there are some who truly seem to think He Is The Obamessiah (not all, I’m just saying like 5% tops). That said, there does seem to be a lot of right wing strawmanning, something I wonder about.
Can you point out the ones who seem to think he’s muck more than a Chicago politico who made good?
*much not ‘muck’
or “muck” with a comma, that is better than most Chicago politicos who made good. With a proper search function, probably. I know we don’t get along, but surely you don’t want me to look through pages of trolling and First!!1!one to find it, there are certainly those that defend him with zealotry typically reserved for religion and favorite kinds of pie. If you really want, I’m sure I can find at least one zealot, but the pages of “No ur an…” would possibly make my eyes bleed
I ask for proof, you whine to get out of giving it… fair enough, don’t produce it…
http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/political-pictures-obama-family-picutre.jpg
http://punditkitchen.com/2008/11/17/political-pictures-barack-obama-raise-your-hand/
http://punditkitchen.com/2008/11/16/political-pictures-barack-obama-obama/
http://punditkitchen.com/2008/11/14/political-pictures-barack-obama-block-party/
http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/political-pictures-barack-obama-hope.jpg
http://punditkitchen.com/2008/11/05/political-pictures-barack-obama-family-values/
http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/political-pictures-barack-obama-high-road.jpg?w=450&h=558
http://punditkitchen.com/2008/11/05/political-pictures-barack-obama-president/
http://punditkitchen.com/2008/11/05/political-pictures-mlk-sweet/
http://punditkitchen.com/2008/11/04/political-pictures-barack-obama-hey-florida/
Some of them are McCain jabs as well, but without wading through comment threads, these are some fanLOLS (the MLK one especially).
Posted some links, give it a bit, I linked to fanLOLS that got voted to the front page (as in had at least some support of the public), I posted it a minute ago, give it time for PK to decide to show the comment
I can wait… look on the bright side…
it wasn’t ICHC… that really will damage the brain…
As an addendum…
it’ll give me some Democratic Zombies to mock…
Based on the Atlas performance… I’d agree, if he really didn’t seem to beleive that crap…
I am aware of that the right wingers would disagree with me, but it is NOT about perspective. “Perspective” is what has made us constantly lower the standards. FOX is not news, it is not even decent commentary. Whenever I am abroad that there are people roaming the streets who believe Rush Limbaugh is anything other than a tragic comedian. Quite a lot of totalitarian regimes have started that way and it is incumbent on any decent human being to stand up to this crap.
In continental Europe Maddow would be mainstream, here she is left. I am watching her now, just to see whether I am a loony, but I must say that while being spiteful and opinionated, she is still well within what is legit.
Rush is off the charts. He is not a legitimate newsman or commentator by any standards, but the very lowest. Not that I want to censor him, but what he says should either be labeled as fiction or satire.
Oops I really screwed up that first para – crappy line breaks in Firefox do not help…
The last two sentences in the first para should say something along the lines of that people outside the US do not believe that we let people, who believe in Rush is a legitimate newsman, roam free and that letting his kind of unsubstantiated hate speech go unchallenged has led many a country down the slippery slope of totalitarianism.
Will go to sleep now.
your whole point is “their ideas are not valid because i do not agree with them”
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you are exactly the same as the people who like rush limbaugh and view the entire left wing as morons… just because someone believes something different than you is not a good reason to hate them… instead, learn from them.
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and srsly… fox news is how we’re lowering our standards? have you even watched TV in the last 15 years? it’s all crap! the only reason why people like one news show more than another is because of their inherent personal bias.
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hate speech leads to totalitarianism? limiting speech in any way leads to totalitarianism… please don’t try to tell me that we need to abolish free speech because you think a few radicals TALKING is going to really change the face of our country…
Did you read my post? At all? I have explicitly said that I do not want to censor Limbaugh, I have just said that any decent human being has to stand up to that crap.
It is not about what I agree whith or not, because I do not agree with Maddows either, but I can respect her, because she seems to be open to argument and understanding. Limbaugh and FOX only shout out the same preconceived world view. The idea that people like one channel more than the other is exatly the kind of dangerous bullshit right wing pundits try to sell, because once you believe that they can say anything.
For what it’s worth, political compass [link] tells me that I am a libertarian and smack in the middle between left and right. Still I have no problem stating that BBC is better than CNN is better than FOX in the way of news reporting.
It is mildly amusing though that you dismiss my view on the basis that my point is that “their ideas are not valid because I do not agree with them”. If that was a valid argument, then how is your point different from mine?
yup. i did read your post. both of them.
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here’s where i had the big problem. your reason for hating rush is that he is an evil bastard who distorts the truth. and letting his “unsubstantiated hate speech go unchallenged has led many a country down the slippery slope of totalitarianism”. which simplified means that we should censor him or are country will become a dictatorship of one kind or other… and your explicit “not censoring” him line came with the caveat that he should no longer be considered news, but fiction… sure, you’re letting him talk still, but not letting it be called news is the same thing as censorship…
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and i’m a libertarian and the fact that you’re willing to subvert free speech in your opinion makes me wish i could be called something else.
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“bullshit right wing pundits” shows your bias. you don’t even listen to them…
my point is different than yours in that i firmly destroyed your points of discussion.
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next.
Sure, like her humiliating bloviation about enemies lists where Carl Bernstein had to school her in journalism 101? Yeah, that wasn’t over-the-top and off the charts at all. She’s a left-wing loon, in the mold of Olbermann – though he’s harder to listen to.
this would’ve been a lot better if they could have actually referenced the popular saying correctly… it’s not that asses smoke, but rather that people try to blow smoke up your ass… this lol, while a good idea, is poorly executed…
Very rectilinear of you.
breathing win
the only thing i can think of when seeing this is ” D: you’ll get smoke in your eye and then it’ll sting”
And President Obama has successfully made Rush Limbaugh the target of conversation and debate, rather than his policies or legislative efforts. Seriously, the left is fixating on someone who is not and has not ever been elected to any office and paying no attention to the most powerful man in the world.
And who the Right laud as a Messiah… a Junkie Messiah, at that… to go with their dysfunctional stalker of a god…
“President Obama has successfully made Rush Limbaugh the target of conversation and debate,”
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What the f— are you talking about?
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No one of any political import pays any attentional to RL. He is merely a clown made to voice contentious opinions merely to entertain the politically illiterate on both sides of the party line.
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I believe Obama’s supporters and Rush himself bought all that attention.
Obama himself has urged the Republicans to not listen to Rush. So clearly the president is paying attention, and it’s hard to deny he’s a person of political import.
The fact that you’re posting in this thread is prima facie evidence that he is a topic of debate.
Valid points.
I heard a good argument that Obama could have chosen to single out
Limbaugh in an effort to attack right-wing divisiveness without attacking
actual politicians, with whom he is attempting to build alliances.
Er, Rush Limbaugh has quite a bit of influence, and is in fact as responsible as anyone for the problems the United States faces today. Are you really suggesting that we should just ignore the problem and hope it’ll go away?
Well, it’s working for the Great and Powerful Obama…. notice how nobody is complaining about Obama EXPANDING RENDITION? For that matter, that it’s going to take him a year to really decide if he can close GitMo?
Hello Atals…
Cincinatus is definitely NOT Atlas you clown, this guy has been posting here way back before MegaBob even showed up.
Has he now… fascinating…
This is one I’m waiting on. It seems pretty awful at first, but parts of the provision seem to limit it to reasonable use. That said, I am worried about misuse of the power. I’m not worried about him taking time, I think he needs to think about closing the prisons in great detail. If he holds it open and I’m not convinced it is necessary I’ll be whining about him just as much as I whined about Bush. I’ll wait to be convinced, give him around a year, and if I don’t hear evidence being even more angry at him than Bush
All you haters are just jealous you aren’t Rush Limbaugh.
well, one day i woke up and decided to become a fat, foul mouthed, cigar smoking, vicodin popping, self-aggrandizing, obnoxious s.o.b…
and then i found out that the post was already filled… so i cracked a beer and called it a day instead…
lol!
Dreams and hopes, terrible having them dashed to pieces on the rocks of reality.
Those are some big dreams from a porkulus lover.
“Porkulus lover”?
The fact that you’re enthusiastically repeating Rush’s childish little phrases on the internet reminds us all that Rush Limbaugh is essentially nothing more than the latest prepubescent kiddie pop group (“Jonas Brothers”, I think, right?).
I guess it’s only fair, since a piece of exrement is now our president, a c**t is our speaker of the house, a c***sucker is our vp, and retards as a majority of the senate.
Thank goodness we can have sensible, rational discussions about politics rather than just throwning insults.
piece of excrement president- let him screw up, then call him a piece of shit. It is the cycle all politicians go through. Until he has really earned it through his actions, I’d disagree.
c**t is our speaker of the house-yep, she’s made enough mistakes
c***sucker veep-I dunno, haven’t seen his record, seems to be okay.
retards as majority of the senate-I’d say they are extremely intelligent, but value power more than welfare of the country. That or they don’t research enough.
There, sensible (close as I get), rational (see before) discussion about politics. It is an internet forum, so you can’t completely remove the pointless use of references to genitals and/or mental disorders, lest the Gods of the 1′s and 0′s remove your content from the tubes
Jonathan… unreserved apologies for the Poe’s law comment. It was inaccurate and undeserved.
not a problem
Man I hope you’ve got that out of your system now.
Steroids.. obviously effect your penis size AND brain function. Who knew?
Quite a few, I think? ;P
What are you doing?? NEVER confuse me with the facts!!:)
Aah! Heh.
*being observant fail* :p
God Bless Rush!
Yeah! I really dug “Tom Sawyer”.
I’m partial to “Limelight”, myself.
(And we’re getting all evil, again. Sorry, ubr.)
*puts fingers in ears*
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LALALALALALALA…. I can’t hear you!
If you don’t like him, don’t listen to him.
Still plugging away… good for you…
I see you are too! Good job.. I know it’s hard for you…
It’s no hardship, but thanks for the concern Mike…
Any time, Joe.
It’s Fester… and it’s really pointless pretending…
Oh, yeah, that’ll solve the problem.
And we thank you for your contribution.
*Applause* (Sadly though, my father listens to him and has minor bouts of angered insanity…) Rush Sucks!
Say it again!
I said, war, huh,
Good God, y’all.
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing!
I wonder if he’ll become the focus of hate for the lefties again, now that Bush is not President anymore.
Classy liberal hatred… as usual.
Loud Republican whining… devoid of pride or class…
Loud obnoxious liberal… complains too much. Nothing is every right.
Fester’s not a liberal. Geez, people, at least lurk long enough to get a feel for everyone!
He sure acts like one, he certainly isn’t conservative.
You’re right. He isn’t. He’s Tory.
By US standards he’s liberal.
Still wrong. Does it hurt to be as wrong as you are? I have a link for you to expand your knowledge, should you ascribe to be higher on the food chain than you are now.
Look, I’m not reading your link, ok? He acts like a liberal, he’s a liberal. This isn’t National Geographic here.
You stand so high on your little platform and look down on us all, so sure in your own knowledge that you refuse to look at fact. It’s cute, really. Follow the link, it’s to Wikipedia, which I’m sure will appeal to you.
I think he only reads Consevapedia… nothing too taxing.
At least he doesn’t pretend to be an intellectual…
But then, not of the other MegaBob socks did…
I thought it was a pretty interesting article, but the way notreally is all “LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU!!” is cracking me up.
frou: Click on the link!
notreally: DUN WANNA!!
*frou chases notreally around the room to the music of “Yakety Sax”*
I know… this is just funny in a schadenfreude way…
but then, it’s just a variation of the same pecker match from before…
This is true, and I’m out of it
As much fun as playing ‘poke the troll’ is on some nights of the week, having a battle of wits with an unarmed person just begins to get tiresome and mean. So I’m off poking them for a while 
“*frou chases notreally around the room to the music of “Yakety Sax”*”
Now that made me laugh…
*awards Tessie sparkly tiara*
Typical… ‘I don’t need no edumacashun’
Afraid you may have to think, arsehole?
Gotcha kind of mad, didn’t I? Nice…
Nope, just gave me a chance to insult you some more…
Why on earth would you annoy me? and if you’re seeking to annoy me then you are the troll I think you are…
Dance for me some more…
I like how you ask him to dance when it looks like you’re the one on the strings, though.
Ok!
and yoyoyo dances some more too…
do it again!
And again… the gift that keeps on giving…
Why the obsession with dancing? Didn’t get asked to the school dance?
You need to learn how to get along with people.
You’re simply a puppet… you apeear when
I want you to, post pretty much what I want
you to post and make just the right noises
to appear an pompous fool… so you’re really
dancing to the tune I’m playing…
and the richest thing is, you’re actually so up
your own arse, you’re the only one who really
can’t see that…
The religious Neo-con bullcrap I couldn’t have
hoped for better…
But please, you must have ‘important’ things
to do… those deep fat fryers don’t clean
themselves… then there must be trash patrol
and clearing the dog crap
I can spare a few moments for you.
Of course you can… please explain what Conservatism is…
Try and avoid ranting like a lunatic this time…
I wouldn’t worry about that; the terms don’t mean the same thing there as here. They’re almost flipped upside down, in large part. Who cares? Walks like a duck, quacks like a duck…and won’t STFU about *our* politics, coming down squarely on the side of the left in our matters? Well gosh-and-golly, sure sounds like a leftist.
Look up ‘Tory’ and come back and say that.
Thank you… you’re an interventionist fascist who wants the loegilaste teh world into your own image…
Great cat typing there fester…
to legislate the world into your own image… when you’re not invading it…
Otherwise, you’re just another no mark posturing for my entertainment
And you’ve still not explained what a ‘conservative’ is… at least not without getting spit all over your computer vdu
Indeed… but please, explain what Conservatism is? Last night it sounded dangerously close to big government controlling everything by use of religion…
I’m confused…
I think he’s stuck in “arguing with trolls”
mode. I’ve seen it happen before: Brain
bits all over the place!
He’s just talking to himself…
senile old goat.
Someone turn him off, he’s malfunctioning!
You don’t suppose he’s stroking out, do you?
I hope not, I enjoy his florid rhetoric
I do, too. Maybe we should just do a hard
re-boot. That should work, unless he has
a virus…
Ms McPhee – makes stupid assertions, probably stupid.
I best she’s an American Exceptionalist as well…
*Best – bet…
Enlighten me, o wise one, how am I not a ‘conservative’? I’ve not said Michelle Obama is ugly? I think that Limbaugh is a drug ridden cretin? I think O’Reily is one too, and should be in jail? Pray, tell me the tenets of your faith, so that I may learn…
(is expecting a dissemblement answer here…)
Believe in gay marriage? Live and let live, do you? Believe in abortion, should be free and legal? Can’t stand that GWB invade Iraq to keep free countries free from terrorism? Against capital punishment? You’re a liberal. In this country “liberal” is not a political party, it’s a way of looking at the world.
Live and let live is a liberal idea? Damn me…
when was foreign adventuring ‘conservative’? Trade, yes, invasion… no, that not conservative, that’s barbary. Then Pro-Life/Pro-War hurm… seems one is an oxymoron to the other… as to gay marriage… that’s a religious issue, so conservatism is religious, pro-war but pro-life, interventionist and expansionist…
I think you need to explain more and rant less… you’re just looking a pillock.
Yes, live and let live, do it in the road, if it feels good do it, etc…
No thought to the consequences.
More ranting… try EX-PLAIN-ING…
“GWB invade Iraq to keep free countries free from terrorism”
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*laughs coffee out nose*
You seem to think that just because Religious conservatism is the most publisized view of Conservatism in the US it is the only form of conservatism. There are of course, Fiscal conservatives, which the US right hasn’t really been living up to. There are issues such as Military power, size of the government, federal vs state powers, and so on that differ between conversative and liberal veiws.
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The issues of gay marraige, abortion, capital punishment and so on are just modern issues that have been beaten to death by the religious right as they get attention. Conservatism has been around since before the United States was a country and the staunch view of conservatism being religious conservatism in the republican party is what is hurting the party.
amen.
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i’m a libertarian, but when forced to pick sides in an argument (like when voting) i usually err on the side of fiscally conservative… i really want the federal government out of my wallet… but what i don’t agree with is the social conservative agenda that has been pushed forward by the republican party of late…
we can be pro capital punishment and anti abortion?
pro gun rights, but anti marriage rights?
pro life and pro war?
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but here i have to say that neither side has it right… considering that there are positions on both sides that are inherent contradictions…
pro abortion and anti death penalty
pro free speech, but anti religion
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the hypocrisy is deafening… but hey, that’s politics for you..
pro abortion and anti death penalty
Ah, but. No contradiction here in my book. (I am not pro abortion, I would rather see that people didn’t get unwanted pregnancies, but still, they do.)
What really bites my ass are the bible nuts who don’t want anybody to have an abortion, but are also against sex ed and birth control.
I’m just glad they’re teaching FSM in schools.
when i attended church there are a sex ed bit. they told us that condoms didn’t change the odds of getting pregnant
@FaileV: Oh, that’s marvellous. Someone should tell them that the condom is not supposed to be pulled over their big heads.
Name one person who is pro abortion (besides Unc,
of course). Your use of that phrase reveals your
bias.
should i have put it pro abortion rights? or pro women’s rights?
rho, my bias is actually towards more freedom for everyone… it’s their body until the baby pops out in my opinion… but thanks for pointing out your bias…
the hypocrisy comes in when you start thinking in buzzwords instead of thinking things through logically. Pro choice and Anti captital punishment aren’t exclusive. for instance i’ll tell you my belief and you can see if it is hypocritical
I am personally Pro choice. It isn’t that i want all fetuses to die and as soon as a person is pregnant they should abort, i would just rather there is a safer procedure than a back alley wire because a desperate pregnant girl will not just go “oh, well if it’s illegal…” at least when it is legal there is councelling and such available. Point is, i might not like the idea, but it isn’t my baby and making the procedure illegal doesn’t make it go away.
Now I am against capital punishment. It’s not that i give my vestigial tail about their human value, I’m with Kant on that one. If you kill a man, don’t expect human rights. the point is it is an outdated practice. It is more expensive to have someone on death row than regular prison, their numerous appeals clogs the system, we don’t need to make a show of killing a criminal as we did in the olde days, and the death of a murderer does not help the family of those murderered, it removes the target of their hate.
So there you have it. it is not simply the idea ‘psh they aren’t babies, oh but that prisoners life is special” it’s a matter of what is the lesser of two evils.
failev, thank you for putting my thoughts in a more coherent manner… that’s what i get for writing that at 1am… i do not believe that your opinions are hypocritical, in fact they clearly reflect my own.
It’s cool. I like to pop in now and again and just textwall everything with my thoughts then disappear again
@ubr: The term “pro abortion” is strange, as
it’s not a phrase used by the “pro choice”
people, any more than the phrase “anti
choice” is used by the “pro life” people.
The vast majority of both sides wish abortion
to be RARE. Calling one side “pro abortion”
implies that they’re running around with
scalpels looking for pregnant teenagers,
rape victims and women over age 43.
I’m glad that you agree with FaileV’s opinion,
and I’m sorry for misunderstanding your use
of what I consider to be an incendiary term.
“should i have put it pro abortion rights? or pro women’s rights?
rho, my bias is actually towards more freedom for everyone…”
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Given your above statement, I would describe your position as pro-choice.
“Keep free countries free from terrorism?”
BWAHAHA! Oh that’s -wonderful!- A bona fide, true-believing 20-percenter. Well, your little group are now residents of STFU-town, courtesy of the electorate. Enjoy beating your fists impotently against the walls while the intelligent people get their agenda accomplished.
Apparently your way of looking at the world is to blindly follow the ideals of whatever idiotic politician slaps the word ‘conservative’ to his campaign.
Believing in gay marriage should actually be upheld by the conservatives. Religion should not have anything to do with it. Our constitution proclaims equal rights regardless of sex, race, religion, etc. As a conservative, I believe we should literally interpret that to mean exactly what it says: treat everyone the same. I don’t care one cent if the thought of gay marriage makes your stomach turn or your ‘god’ says it’s bad.
Abortion!!! What a gray area that one is. Do we let an eleven year old child who has been raped by her father carry a baby to term? Do we force a family to choose between the mother’s life or the child she is carrying? Do I think it should be used as a form of birth control? No, I think people should be a little more responsible for their own actions but to ban abortion entirely? I can’t support that for extreme reasons like the examples above. What other people chose to legally do in this country is their choice. They live with the consequences.
And good ole G.W. (all sarcasm intended). I voted for that SOB the first time. My mistake. A man who would use his country in such a sore fashion shouldn’t be followed but ground into dust under the general populous’ heels. I know most considered him a blathering idiot. He’s actually bloody brilliant. He managed to keep this country in a state of ‘war’ almost the entirety of reign. He used whatever flame inciting propaganda he could come up with and supported it with whatever ‘intelligence’ he knew he needed to keep things ‘legal’. The brilliance of these tactics? His family has oil. Do I really need to explain that to you? War lines the pockets of people like Georgey boy.
Capital punishment: if even one person is wrongly killed because of capital punishment then it is not doing what it was set up for to begin with. If there are several eye witnesses, DNA evidence, and more than just probable cause, take the bastard out back and shoot him. Guilty, ten cent piece of lead will do the trick and not cost tax payers more than life imprisonment. But if there is any room for doubt we can’t end someone’s life that may be found innocent later. That would make us worse than the monsters committing the crimes in the first place.
Learn how to think for yourself you half-witted twat. Stop blindly following the drivel being spewed by the party that throws a word around like a hot potato.
Uncle, sorry for butting in. I abhor people such as this and they piss me off. And, well, the above is what happens when I get pissed off.
No issue… I’m surprised (and impressed) that you extracted so much from that bespittled rant above…
I really just needed to yell at somebody. Yelling at somebody stupid always make me feel better. I figured while yelling I’d make a few points about ‘conservatism’.
*shrugs*
Well, explain to us your political philosophy, how about that. Because all I’ve seen you be here is an “internet tough guy”
I’m not telling people their politics… they’re telling me mine…
So, silly little man, go die in a cold place alone
“Loud obnoxious liberal… complains too much. Nothing is every right.”
Er, this in the context of a piece about Limbaugh?
Kid, did you somehow fail to notice that Rush Limbaugh’s entire career is based on the giant population of whiny childish conservatives infesting the United States?
A hundred years from now what people will remember about the modern conservative movement will be simply that they were crybabies. That’s clearly the central unifying theme.
I have a fascinating theory:
Ultra-right-wingers complain about being underdogs because, in a strange way, they actually are underdogs.
*sound of torches and pitchforks being brought to the forefront*
No, really. Despite the way they hog the country as though it belonged to them and them alone, keep a stranglehold on the media, and periodically hijack the government, they’re losers — and on some reptile brain level, they know it. If you asked people in a non-propaganda-loaded, non-fear-mongering way what they believed in, I think most people still believe in the Constitution and the Bill of Rights. So the wingnuts, although they may not be exactly sharp in terms of self-knowledge, realize that they’re losers and underdogs. Nobody really agrees with them, and (except for a half dozen corporate CEOs) nobody really wants their ideals to succeed. They’re in an indefensible position — it’s as though they endorsed slavery — and yet they feel compelled to walk off the same cliff over and over. I think it’s this subliminal knowledge that makes them such bitter, p1ssy whiners.
i know little about politics, but as i was scrolling down, for a minute I thought his head was on fire.
that’s all i have to say about it.
what is stranger is the walking penis we have sitting in the Oval office now.
Yeah, and more people voted for a walking penis than for McCain/Palin. >_<
That was Clinton…dick on legs that man… seems old Nancy is still partying like it’s 1999…
What’s funny is that people don’t seem to realize that Rush is just a failed record spinning disc jockey who turned to this BS because it pays the big bucks. Some of you people seem to think he actually knows what he’s talking about. Look up the name “Jeff Christie.”
That explains his predilection for hard drugs…
Behind name, picture of Jeff… My, but rush has had a LOT of work…
low rating says it all
Rush isn’t funny… he’s just an embarrassment…
Rush is like that idiot uncle you only have to see at reunions, and you pray to God that he doesn’t drink too much this time…
Never leave them alone in the room with money or the younger female
members of the family…
In one!
But you can leave him with younger male family members if they’ve been misbehaving.
.
… OK, maybe that is a bit evil.
It should say “Myth Confirmed”…….
Actually, that’s a pretty cool-looking photograph, regardless of who’s in it.
Aye, the smoke’s pretty…..
Hmmm…. Slagging Fester AND Seth? Considering Seth hasn’t been around since before the avatars, combined with the name… I think it’s safe to say that you’re nobody new…
The Usual Suspect is never far away… this Avatar thing has made hi life a lot harder though, which is amusing in the extreme…
*waves*
QED…
Now, what is a conservative? Try to avoid getting spit on everything…
You can go to Wikipedia. Now scoot.
Wow, your avatar looks so VERY FAMILIAR. Pathetic sock-troll…
I changed my name in honor of Fester, what’s the big deal?
Erm, no… you said this ‘ain’t the National Geographic’…
I can understand if you can’t explain it without feeling a loon, but unless you say that then, I’m afraid I’ll just have to keep on asking for an explanation, not a peurile rant of disjointed questions that means close the nothing in every dialects I’ve encountered.
So, explain, what is a conservative… try not to sound like you’re mentally ill while replying… it upsets the real conservatives here…
And I will continue to encourage you to look it up, do a little research, it won’t hurt you.
Nonsense, you’re just ashamed of what you are… after last night’s rant I’m not surprised you’re being reticent… it just made you look insane
So, explanation of conservatism… no ranting. if you play the ‘look it up card’ all you show is your innate hypocrisy, which is to be expected…
and you’re still the puppet… the more you vacillate the more you prove me right to the people you seem to despise…
Why should I explain anything to you? You were asked last night to explain your political views and you responded with a potty mouth. You play nice with
people and maybe they will play nice with you. It’s time you learned that.
Now, go sit in the corner.
such delicate sensibilities… tut tut…
As to ‘playing nicely’ troll boy… what on earth do you think qualifies you for that…
but come now, you’re just wasting the time you could be cleaning that deep fat fryer…
Still unable to give a coherent explanation of ‘conservatism’ and just playing tag with it, and still proving my point that you’re a sad, silly, little no mark with no idea of what he’s saying…
Please, amuse me some more…
“tut tut” – WTF???!
I’ll try to explain… it’s sort of a clicking noise
made with the tongue behind the upper
teeth… usually accompanied by a wagging
finger.
It can indicate disappointment or disapproval.
In the above case it was disappointment and
disapproval that anyone can be such a damp
rag…
This might be a surprise but when arguing something, such as “you are liberal” or “you are not conservative” it is generally a better idea to paraphrase than quote, as then you establish right off the bat where your beliefs on the subject are. When you just put up any page or quote and people read it they will interpret it in different ways and often times in a way that does not support your argument. Support is not in a quote, it is in your interpretation of it. If you stop acting up and just give a brief explanation then you would actually look like you know what a conservative is, and not simply like some fool that made a statement without any support and is now frantically trying to escape it.
No, I am not going to give any explanation at this point. I am not dealing with a normal person here, Fester is a troll and nothing else.
At any rate, most people already have an idea of the definition of conservative and liberal, if not they can look it up. I’m not frantically trying to escape anything, this is entertainment for me.
No, I want your’s big boy… you seem awfully easily offended compared to the rant you posted yester ever that really just was a tale told by an idiot…
and really you are just evading, and becoming sillier looking by the moment…
I loved the hurt little ‘potty mouth’ comment… you’re a real scream… especially when you don’t get film references… but then, I doubt you leave your mother’s basement much…
Now, the Gospel According to Not Really – What is Conservatism… no ranting please… and then you really MUST get to the fryers… the supervisor will have to fire you otherwise…
Ok, I get the code speak, you need to get back to your fryers… You’re a bore anyway…
You’re the one with important things to do…
you said so. I can only assume you’re
something junior at a low rent burger place.
I can’t see anyone else employing you…
*sigh*
It’s going to go like this, isn’t it?
Fester: “Go back to the fryers”
NR: “Go back to YOUR fryers”
Fester: “You’re just amusing me”
NR: “YOU’RE just amusing me”
Fester: “Bile yer heid”
NR: “Bile YOUR heid”
Fester: Go & play in the traffic”
NR: “YOU go & play in the traffic”
Fester: “Think of something original”
NR: “YOU think of something original”
etc.
etc.
etc.
Ok, I leave you with your “friends”. You will have to play nice now, I know how you hate that… Maybe some poor random conservative poster will happen along so you can get your jollies. Do try and have fun…
You can’t go… you’ve not enlightened the
masses with the Conservative Gospel of
notreally…
There again, that mostly down to the fact that most conservatives would disown you.
Geez, get a room you two.
Bring a camera… we’ll have to post it on the web…
It’ll end up in the “Least Viewed” category
of YouPr0n.
I bet I could beat the Baby Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells in monstrous depravity…
Mmmm, depravity …
So pretty much you are using the “No You!” argument and then claiming it all a lark to escape any kind of intellectual responsibility for your words.
In one.
most people think shakespeare is old english. Most people view dumb as a statement of stupidity and not as the definative term that someone is unable to speak. Most people think a lot of things and that is why in intellectual circles one must establish what they think and show how they interpreted the text in order to be taken seriously.
You have made a blank statement and have not backed it up instead asking us to research in order to follow along. Maybe UF isn’t a conservative, he hasn’t brought up the writings of Burke, then again neither have you, you must not be a conservative either.
You just want me to suck your dick, cradle your balls, stroke the shaft,swallow that sweet man gravy right down… the thought just makes you hot…
Tough!
I’m a lead farmer mofo!
You see? Potty mouth…
Aww, do I offend you?
Shame…
Explanation – conservatism… still nothing for the masses… you’re just looking pathetic now…
Just keep telling yourself that… You look just as pathetic and everyone knows you!
Was that english?
Now – Conservatism notreally style… less spittle covered, less likely to be laughed at…
For guaranteed laughs, look up “Bill Hicks perfectly describes Rush Limbaugh” on YouTube. Love it!
RIP Bill Hicks – another dead hero.
RUSH! A BIG FAT IDIOT SINCE 1994!
That was bracing… the caps added to the message no end
Liberals crack me up. They really do. They’re really setting a disturbing precident in this country if they really think that Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity are anything but entertainers with a political opinion. If that’s the case, then Im going to start getting my news from Colbert and Stewart. I guess it’s not important that Limbaugh admitted he was addicted to Oxycontin and got treatment, we’re still going to attack him for it.
If you used that same mindset to look at your own politicians, Obama wouldn’t be in the white house today because you would have attacked him for his vague notions of “change” and “hope” and for his shady affiliations with criminals and terrorists, or that his wife says un-American things.
I guess it doesn’t matter that in one day Obama managed to kill 40,000 jobs, and will be releasing terrorist scum back into the wild.
I listen to Limbaugh. He’s extremely intelligent and well spoken. He’s funny too. I don’t get my news from him. The people he talks about do a good enough job of convincing me not to vote for them on their own.
I will let others say what they will so I will poke with a stick this tidbit from your post. “UnAmerican” things… Since when was blind patriotism a good idea? This country was founded by people who spoke out against government and put protections in the constitutions to protect people from the government. The term UnAmerican is something used by weak leaders to bully the populace by making the naysayers feel ostracized so they “Straighten up” and follow the words of the shepard.
I wouldn’t worry about “UnAmerican” things being said. I would worry about actual policy on the table. When you say UnAmerican as a sole reason to discredit somebody, it means you lack actual issues to oppose and thus just want a reason to dislike a person for political reasons.
Disclaimer: I know I used the term UnAmerican in a post about duty and doing your job in another post. Luckily I placed the disclaimer that it was there to cover the bases. Also the use of the term in the post above me just strengthens the reason I used in the other thread.
*Another thread…
Not another post. Ugh, typing fail.
I think the Oxycontin issue is that he generally was, shall we say, a hypocrite on the subject. I wonder if he’d play ‘I Know I’ll Never Love This Way Again’ prior to his announcing he was HIV +ve… If not, he’s a hypocrite, and a ghoul…
Intelligent and well spoken… intelligence is debatable and relative. He has to be well spoken since he’s on the radio.
As to the rest, well, a lot of people do seem to look to him to be told their opinion, and to be brutally frank, you sound very much the same as those who do.
what are you even trying to say? I think you just made my point.
You had a point? On the internet? Are you unwell?
That’s funny… I saw DWN’s point just fine, and it managed to destroy Nate’s little rant quite well and thoroughly, in my opinion.
I take it that English isn’t your first language then?
Fine, fine. I will spell it out. Pretty much saying somebody is UnAmerican is like calling them a poopiehead. You are basically disliking them to dislike them without a real basis. And the herd/shepard with no naysaying mentality is more damaging to American than anything deemed “UnAmerican.”
Isn’t that what you do on a daily basis? You are only a sheep with a different shephard
Isn’t what what he does on a daily basis?
Ah, yet another right-winger who has no idea that behavior matters.
If President Obama, Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden had made careers out of attacking the United States and reducing large parts of its population to mindless angry drones your statement might have some merit. In fact, of course, they haven’t. Rush has. That does make a difference.
Your radical relativism has betrayed you, kid.
How is Rush an asshole? He has his opinions just like everyone else. And he overplays his ‘ego.’ He makes fun of himself, in that way. You can tell he’s joking the first time you hear it. He’s also helped out a lot of people more than Obama or Pelosi ever have… He regularly gives away stuff to people who call in. Once, a lady called in and explained how worried she was about her finances and such. So he gave her a brand new car. He does generous things like this all the time. How is that being an asshole?
And its not like the left doesn’t have their ‘outspoken members.’
I’m surprised to hear that people actually fall for his bullshit… Rush gave someone a car for the same reasons that politicians kiss babies. Furthermore, you think that shit was out of his pocket??
Rush is an asshole, you’re just on the list of people he’s fooled with his FOXy ways.
whatever his intentions are, he still did it. Those people still got the help they wanted. While politicians are sitting in their mansions thinking up ways to mess everything up some more and call it ‘helping.’
“When a man points at the moon, it is the fool that looks at the finger.” I’m sure you think it’s really cool that he helped one person out of 400 million in this country, but you’re illustrating the conservative way PERFECTLY. Very few get the benefits while everyone else is made to suffer.
I’m sorry, but Rush makes more money than all but conservative politicians. See: McCain “I didn’t know that I owned seven houses” debacle.
*sigh*
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If you’re going to slam Republicans, surely you can find a better example than that.
weren’t those seven houses his wifes anyway? I’m not sure, but I heard they’re technically his wife’s. Anyway, it wasn’t one person. It’s been many over the course of his show. All these government programs put together by democrats do nothing but hurt the general public. It teaches people to rely on the government, and the hard working tax payers, rather than learning to take care of themselves. And for the record, I’m more of a libertarian, than a conservative.
You can’t have total domination with another side. Ask North Korea.
BTW, as much as I hate smoke, awesome picture of Rush.
I used to be able to blow smoke through my asshole, but it became too swollen from so much butt sex.
New here, wow, this place swings way to the left…
If your assumption is true then Assholes are Genious’s and we all know that is not true
No…
And you’re still a sad, sorry waste of carbon and water…
He’s a liberal.
You’re a retard
Yeah, I know. That being said, in contrast to yourself, I haven’t made any arguments regarding his political leanings, nor revealed my own, this whole thread. My grievance has simply been that he’s an “internet tough guy”, and an idiot.
God lord, no… there’s nothing of substance to you, so why should I do more than reply in kind…
Elderberries… your dad…
Ok sweetie, I’ll let you have the last insult. I have bigger fish to fry, this has been fun. See you again soon!
I’ll be waiting… you can dance some more for me then…
I break wind in your general direction…
And so the ‘two’ people both go at the same time…
QED one feels…
How dare you make fun of conjoined twins?
It’s perfectly obvious that not and yo are
joined at the, uh … never mind.