EEEWWWW! BAD TOUCH! STRANGER DANGER!
(George W. Bush & Angela Merkel)
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FIRST
First douchebag, that would be you. Nicely done.
Don’t be jealous of the douchebag..
*whines* But -I- wanted to be the first douchebag!!! *throws temper tantrum*
You should give sam abbot his deserved credit, very few people have the ability to be FIRST and a douchebag at the same time..
MAD SKILLS!!
Douchebags serve a very useful purpose!
To remind the rest of the world that someone is at least a *little* bit worse off in life then we are.
I thought they just held vinegar and water. . . . ..
Poor Angela, I thought she’d got enough of that off Sarkozy…
Shame the Force is so weak with that one he has to get up to throttle people…
Roosters can be very helpful when the power is out.
Why do you get a cool screaming monkey avatar and I get stuck with this pink square?
Could it have anything to do with the fact that I’m far too lazy to actually register?
Steve, I don’t even think you need to register. If you go to gravatar.com, you can set up a custom avatar that will follow your email address. I don’t understand the Mysteries of the Interwebz that make this work, but it’s pretty cool.
I’m quite certain that it involves cookies.
Mmmmm cookies!
Probably. I tried reading this:
http://codex.wordpress.org/Using_Gravatars
…but once they start talking about “mandatory parameters” and “hexadecimal MD5 hash” I know I’m lost.
Now I just want a cookie.
hash? What?
I can has hash cookie?
no. i can has honey oil snicker bar… mmm…
ewww honey gross I’ll take chocolate chip instead…I know, how unoriginal.
Honey oil doesn’t have any honey in it, it’s just honey colored.
@Esa
Morpheous: “So, Esa, the red pill or the blue one?”
Esa: “Which one tastes of chocolate?”
Another funny one on the front page, Literal! Congrats — you’ve had a lot of good ones lately.
Thanks, diss. Now watch this … the rating is about to drop to 1 1/2, and I know who’s doing it. Keep an eye on it.
Well then, I’ll put it back up…
That’s okay, AC, there’s no point in fighting it. This person spends all day doing this to any LOL that he thinks is dissing a republican.
Like I said on my last one, it’s okay.
He’s actually targeted my LOLs, and will vote 1s on them like 75 times in just a few minutes.
It’s kind of funny — this just gets released 45 minutes ago and it already has as many votes as the previous one … interesting, no?
And note the posters of LOLs this person hates gets thousands of votes, while the more innocuous ones get a few hundred.
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Must suck to not have a life …
Everybody gets one vote. Try to vote “5″ twice, and see if the
number changes before and after. Nobody can sit and “rack
up the votes,” if that’s what you’re thinking.
If you cache wipe or basically cycle IPs you can… a reasonable anonymiser proxy app will allow it…
Basically, when you’re dealing with someone to whom one picture on o e web site is that important you’re looking at someone who is mentally ill…
I cleared the cache, and tried to vote again, but it didn’t
take. Then I tried clearing, then reloading. Still nothing.
Oh, well. I don’t have the inclination toward that sort of
business, anyway. I like to spend most of my time more
productively than that, anyway.
rhorho — if you clear your cache and refresh you can vote as many times as you want.
Sorry. Accidentally used my old email address. I cleared my cache and revoted just to be sure you could to it on this site like you can on others.
it’s also the way Troll-Prime is swapping mailing addresses to change av/..
I think he posts here too…
He does. And it is who you’re thinking.
I pissed off this guy.
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[LINK]
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So he did this.
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http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3308126
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Ah well.
I think he’s picking bits from the bottom of the deep fat fryer as we type…
They have to watch him since he eats them…
Leave it to you to drive home the bottom line, UF.
Thank you.
Well sure, but once it’s on the front page, who cares? I only notice the Lincoln heads when somebody starts talking about them anyway. The “head hunter” must just have too much time on their pathetic little hands. Probably a result of Bush’s economy.
HAH!
Good one! As long as you guys don’t think they suck, okay then.
I’m really questioning my sense of humor
I don’t know if some big-time conservative blogger linked this site or what, but it’s been quite the invasion lately. FSM knows I don’t mind conservatives who actually have something interesting to say, but this deluge of trolls and sock puppets is just irritating.
Agreed.
And I’m not even publicly political! I don’t have any statement to make, and I am an equal opportunity detractor.
I second what n8 said. No reason to question your humor if it’s good enough to get posted.
Thank you.
I don’t see why, it’s a decent enough caption for the picture.
Thanks, diss, but the rating is about to drop to 1 1/2. And I know who’s doing it.
Sorry about the double post.
lol. wasn’t me… good one literal…
I know it’s not you. This person has repeatedly done this, and if you watch, it’ll just drop and drop all day.
I’m not sure what to do at this point but start creating these anonymously.
Perfect pic, perfect face, perfect cap.
Thanks for the lol!!!:)
That’s an option, or just don’t let it bother you. It’s obvious they’re doing it to get under your skin. Just show them it doesn’t faze you. Otheriwise, you let the fudpucker win.
And Eddie knows a few things about pucking fuds…
Freakin-A!
Go with a B, more holes.
I read that as ‘puking fluids’ initially. I didn’t think eddiep
seemed the sort be bulimic.
LOL!! Not me, I love to eat..
So do bulimics…quite a bit, actually.
Good point.. I should have added I don’t purge.
I would get at the very least, funny look if I tried to pull that at a bar, let alone a professional business meeting.
What would make him think that was appropriate? Moron.
What makes this even weirder is the creepy blank expression on his face.
Steady! That’s David Icke territory if you’re not careful.
Noes! It’s Angela Merkel, a novice skydiver who used techniques
picked up from TV to survive after her instructor suffered a heart attack
and died during their 13,500ft fall.
Wasn’t that the American soldier on the news recently? Angela Merkel is the Chancellor of Germany.
yah, so look at the picture and let your imagination goooooooo
“That’s David Icke territory if you’re not careful.”
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OK, I didn’t know who that was, so I googled him, and then went to his website, and I’m still confused. What’s this guy’s deal? He strikes me as some weird hybrid of Richard Dawkins and Dale Gribble (yes, I realize how redundant the word “weird” is in that context).
He’s the guy who was claiming that the bush clan were actually alien, shape shifting carnivores from Zeta-Reticuli, in fact all the world leaders
were…
I may not agree with Dawkins’ methods, but I’d not say he was delusional.
I’d say that Icke, while factually wrong, is essentially correct.
if i pulled that at the bar i’d be going home with a new ex-wife…
Lynn would not be pleased if I just started rubbing on some random woman. Though I would be too paranoid to in the first place.
Fester – What’s up with your country? Is Jacqui Smith really as dumb as she makes herself sound?
[LINK]
Yes. She is.
There was a major decriminalising of Cannabis, but there was a lot of lobbying (and international pressure) for the classification to be reverted, despite the fact the Police think it’s as insane as ID cards… like most places, there’s a clash of Victorian values and general public antipathy with the Govt in the middle.
As the Cannabis demographic is getting older, mostly down to pain relief and MS tremor alleviation, the justification of it being a ‘gateway’ drug is diminishing to a minority of hard drug users.
is there good herb in the uk to begin with? and i can’t believe that they’re talking about ‘skunk’…
Really don’t know. Never felt the need to try it. Smells like horse dung.
Ewww. Mine smells like a pine forest.
i still can’t believe that simple possession can be hit with an unlimited fine and up to five years in jail… that’s just nuts…
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speaking of strange… does the uk still have the crazy drinking age laws?
I’m fairly sure they are pretty relaxed about drinking, I thought there really was no age limit (and/or maybe that’s Germany). The idea is that if kids are introduced to it socially they won’t use it as a form of rebellion, which makes pretty good sense. Of course, as always, that depends mostly on the parents.
and on the kids… when i was a kid i had wine at the dinner table and etc with my folks… so booze wasn’t a big problem… and then i went to college… oops.
Age 18?
I thought that was ok. It’s 21 in the US is it not?
yeah, the US is pretty dumb when it comes to age stuff…
16 for driving
18 for voting/enlisting in the military/gun ownership/real prison
21 for drinking
I thought 16 was military? Certainly we had the recriuters in at 16. Maybe it’s just the training you have to be 16 for
you can join up at 17, but not actually enter boot camp until you’re 18…
Umm… I’m confused -are you referring to the British Army, or is it the same in America?
sorry, us army…
when we have a draft you don’t get drafted until you’re 18
If you’re a volunteer, you can end up in combat before you can vote., least you could back in my youth…
And you can make a will at 12…
and get tried as an adult if you murder someone at 11…
English law, criminal responsiblity age is 10, isn’t it? Scots law, it’s 8…
Have sex at 16 but can’t watch it until you’re 18… Then again, we aren’t better by any means but still find that funny.
I suppose they believe the 16 and 17 year olds are wearing blindfolds while they consummate their marriage…
Well, you never know. They could be. (Funny, though!)
Blindfolds can enhance the experience if you know what you are doing, which I assume a number of 16-17 year olds do not though they make it up with having vigor. If only I had the vitality now I had then…
You can get killed for a government you can’t vote for…
…yet you can’t get drunk over the situation.
No
Which is morbidly true.
Some one usually gets drunk over it… it’s a tradtion
In Texas, marriage between ages 16 and 17 are allowed
with parental consent. Two married 16 year olds are
not, however, allowed to watch an R rated movie with-
out both sets of in-laws in attendance, and are not
allowed to watch NC-17 movies at all.
17 *is allowed, that should be. *sigh*
…and good luck to them trying to rent an apartment without a parent cosigning the lease!
That could go for two years on bank loans,
leases, etc., couldn’t it?
So nice that people thought these laws out in advance right?
I just thought of a funny situation. What if a
judge tried a juvenile as an adult, then the
juvenile got out of prison while still underage.
Could the juvenile insist that s/he be allowed
to watch violent movies, based on the court’s
decision?
Married teens can’t go into the newsagent with their kid…
What? How is that law phrased?
It is phrased that people cannot sign legal
contracts until they reach the “age of
majority,” or 18. They, with parental permis-
sion, can marry at 16, so it’s possible that a
couple could be married up to 2 years with-
out being able to sign for a loan or a lease
without co-signers.
What does a loan or lease have to do with newsagents and children?
Wait, I see the problem. I was responding directly to AC, not to your thing one inwards in the nesting.
Oh yeah, newsagents… It’s not an actual law -just that newsagents won’t allow more than 2 kids into a shop unaccompanied…
OK, that is weird. Understandable to a degree, but I think they could get away with it in this case.
What in the world is a “newsagent”?
A place that sells newspapers (and this and that). A news stand, or a kiosk, or something like that? (I never remember which words are brit. and which are am. English.)
Yeah, Danbala’s right. PK ate my post because I also mentioned that they sold cigarettes. (They’re referred to as f*gs here.)
That’s the cigarettes, not the newsagent…
It goes by state, or it used to. IIRC, a federal law was
passed several years ago that took away some highway
funding for any state that didn’t raise the drinking age to
21. It was similar to the earlier law that withheld federal
highway money for states choosing not to lower maximum
highway speed to 55 miles per hour. That law has since
been changed.
It’s weird, because each state controls its own voting
procedures, but no state can allow, for example, a 12
year old to vote.
this is what i was referring to…
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If you’re in a restaurant you can have a glass with a meal at the age of 14.
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At 16 you can drink shandy1 in pubs.
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At 18 you can start buying alcohol legally in pubs.
Just checking. Because in one breath she says she used it in college, and in the next breath she says it causes brain damage. (with no supporting scientific evidence)
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Wouldn’t that mean SHE is brain damaged?
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She also seems to think that legalization wouldn’t allow for the regulation of potency, which of course is the only way to impose regulations on anything. You can’t regulate an illegal activity.
Based on a lot of the crap she says, I think she had an icepick lobotomy
The feeling is like having Magic up your Nose!
Magic? As in Johnson?
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Man, that’s gotta hurt.
A large Negro with HIV up my nose… I am damaged by that image. I golfclap to your mindf*ckery skills. *golfclaps*
There was a time I’d have said ‘you’re going soft’ but I think it’s a case of different things have the ass-pucker factor for different people…:twisted:
It just reminds me of when I had a roommate in college with an overactive imagination. Since it was a crappy dorm room, we had to sleep in the same room. So I would tell him things like Leprechauns were going to have sex with his nostrils while we were trying to sleep. Even joked about it with an Irish accent and asked if his nostrils were tight and if what he swallowed in the morning tasted like Lucky Charms.
I am mostly damaged by my karma than anything else.
she’s referring to brain damage in children…
but i’m not sure when the last time i saw a child smoke anything…
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and the legalization/regulation of potency thing i never really understood… illegal heroin comes in many different potencies (sp&) and that is one of the reasons why people die from overdoses… how that relates to something you have no control over i’m not sure…
It’s illegal, but it’s too potent…hrmm…I have an idea, lets make it even MORE illegal! That should do the trick!
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“Reckon you need a good ass whoopin’?”[Link for unrelated funnies]
Devil’s advocate: Perhaps she is speaking of secondhand or in utero? I’ve never heard her myself. My isolation chamber is quite nice at times.
Sounds to me like she’s speaking out of her ass…
I figured as much but I would at least pretend to add something constructive to the conversation.
that german lady should loosen up
The President of the United States should keep his hands to himself…
unless his name is bill…
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all the chicks love slick willy…
it was more than his hands he didn’t keep to himself… if there had been more dead bodies, it would have been Ted Bundy in the whitehouse…
Oh come on, I think being able to rub the shoulders of female dignitaries would loosen things up. Despite the mind damaging horror of imagining it, I think a good orgy would calm down the world leaders…
I just want to make sure I am in a bomb shelter bashing my skull in with a rock while it happens so I don’t have to remotely think about it since I KNOW that all the news and internet would be abuzz with video uplink.
Apparently Sarkozy couldn’t keep away from her either. He kept kissing her on the cheek ’til folk shouted “prenez une chambre”….
Creepy little man….
Me thinks the woman needs a taser. I suppose that is another reason I can’t be a politician. I think a woman’s consent is required before I dare touch her…
Yet Sarkozy’s wife drips hot…
I can only assume the German Lady is known to put out…
Gah.
Sarkozy.
Unrelated, but I was just reading this. [LINK]
So he gets Dati instead and fires her…
Dammit AC, you didn’t put the link in.
Now…
Actually a made a lol about Dati…
“being able to rub the shoulder of femail dignitaries would loosen things up”
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i’m not sure whether to laugh or cry at this pun…
You could always do both.
“Despite the mind damaging horror of imagining it, I think a good orgy would calm down the world leaders…”
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I call dibs on Putin!
I thought you were cleaning the deep fat fryer…
still welcome back… to say you missed would be lying, but you’re used to lies…
I know why you keep going for the fellatio image… you just want me…in a sordid, carnal way, but you’re closeted since you’re a right winger… just admit to the world what and who you are… ok, your family will lynch you, but at least you die a whole person… you can’t enjoy living in that filthy trailer with that bunch anyway…
I suggest parkas and lots of whiskey.
While sitting a burning research facility…
Across from either Kurt Russel or Keith David… And not falling asleep.
I’ll be Kurt… I know I look good in a Sombrero.
Not many people can pull that off. (oo-er, missus)
I can be Keith David, I just need a lot of skin black and to have a lot more awesome. This may prove to be difficult.
“I know I look good in a Sombrero.”
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An issue which has been addressed by some of the greatest thinkers of our time (see link).
Dude. Seriously. I’m putting yesterday aside. Stop. Feeding. The Trolls.
Yes, unreserved apologies for that. I was being an unmitigated arse, no excuse or reason.
*snort* – Filthy trailer.. can I use that?
Oooo is Anti back?!? I’ve missed watching Fester rip you a new one. Of course having my DSL turned off for the last week hasn’t helped.
*sigh* This place really needs “ignore” functionality. But the avatars help…
why is she so upset? all she had to deal with was a shoulder rub, he ass raped the rest of the country….
Perspective: Your post wins at it…
Wow, that sounds terrible. What exactly is it that happened to you and the people you know that was horrible like an “ass raping” because of Bush exactly? Please be specific; I’m sure it must be something quite terrible.
Try being out of work in the colony at the moment… especially in work that is now mostly shipped to China…
There again, I doubt you’ve set one foot outside of academia. There’s a real world out there. It’s cold, ugly and brutal.
You know such a response won’t work, because Anniee seems like the type who would blame Congress instead. Or Clinton.
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To some extent justified, but not 100%
Am I wrong or has this picture with almost similar caption been up here some time ago? O_o …Or maybe it’s just me having hallucinations.
Just Can’t Let it Go – Day 22
LoLz at Romano Prodi falling asleep
I actually kind of think it’s cute.
No, keep the stones to yourselves, please!
And I also don’t think she made quite a fuss as the caption makes you think. (would be impolitical anyway.)