Comments on: An army of one!

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 12:53:15 +0000

Oliver’s Army [Link]

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 12:50:24 +0000

But you get the vibe… low double figure IQ…

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 01:11:44 +0000

Not possible. I’ve read it over fifty times and I’m not susceptible! :0

By: SwantonDiva

SwantonDiva — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 18:01:10 +0000

I had to double-take on that one…I thought there was some crackage.
Teehee! ^_^

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 21:37:24 +0000

PM, it’s people who’ve read ‘Starship Troopers’ one too many times…

By: viking gal

viking gal — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 17:13:13 +0000

Always loved how they shake their tails!

By: charro

charro — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 15:16:25 +0000

She’s a mermaid.

By: charro

charro — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 15:14:48 +0000

You are most welcome.

By: GiganTick

GiganTick — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 14:17:16 +0000

“BOOBIES!”
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GAY PUPPIES!

By: GiganTick

GiganTick — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 14:14:21 +0000

I just got stared at by sixteen people.
Thanks. D;

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 14:08:20 +0000

Not to miss your point or anything, but what Elvis Costello song were you referencing?

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 14:07:03 +0000

Ahem. Seriously, have we gotten to the point where any soldier, any where, in any army, is now raised up for worship?

By: danbala

danbala — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 13:36:34 +0000

Ooh, that is some bjootiful food! I’m going to have to make that some day. I think I’ll use limes instead of lemons, though.

By: Steve

Steve — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 13:36:29 +0000

Army Guy? With a riot shield and a tan uniform?
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Looks like some foreign police if anything, it MIGHT be military police, but I highly doubt this is a soldier.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 13:32:14 +0000

and the gift that keeps on giving, the Lemon Breasted Chicken [link]

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 13:29:07 +0000

One of my boobies cat Macros (so old it was before ICHC)[link]

By: Danbala

Danbala — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 12:56:08 +0000

Hakkaa päälle, pohjan poika!

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:58:02 +0000

I’d say either a rock chick or Jesus…

By: n8

n8 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:30:39 +0000

An interesting glimpse into the mind of Fester. When “Behind the Postings” returns…

By: Danbala

Danbala — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 10:28:36 +0000

Boobies! [link] (with thanks to froofrou)

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 10:24:26 +0000

You probably don’t know the ‘dead guy’ smell… also helps if you’ve neither seen it, nor know the people who’ve done it…

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 10:23:05 +0000

I’d say ring Dick Cheney… since all the REAL Kennedys are dead, he’s one of the few I’d say would know what to do if your in a room with a mattress full of dead hookers…

By: Jocasta

Jocasta — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 08:21:02 +0000

This one will be useful.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 02:47:34 +0000

“troops who are risking their lives”
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Far be it from me to mock the troops, but the half dozen random schmoes wandering around 20 feet or so from the army guy don’t seem to be much of a threat.

By: IowaSucks

IowaSucks — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 02:47:06 +0000

No, I’m a crappin’
you load 16 tons and what do you get
i am not a crook
red rum
watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat

By: Tessie

Tessie — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 02:35:53 +0000

“There’s been a mistake. I joined the *other* army, the one with the condos.”
[Private Benjamin]

By: IowaSucks

IowaSucks — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 01:54:44 +0000

hot

By: TOP10HOMEBASEDBUSINESS

TOP10HOMEBASEDBUSINESS — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 01:49:14 +0000

lmao, nice pic

By: ubr

ubr — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 01:15:05 +0000

what is your gravatar?

By: charro

charro — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 00:58:40 +0000

woot!

By: charro

charro — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 00:57:56 +0000

Ok rhorho I hope this works..

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 00:52:09 +0000

Oddly enough, I enjoyed reading that and didn’t even twinge an eyebrow. *blinks*

By: slaggingham

slaggingham — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 00:31:34 +0000

Colonel: Watkins why did you join the army?

Watkins: For the water-skiing and for the travel, sir. And not for the killing, sir. I asked them to put it on my form, sir – no killing.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 00:27:56 +0000

Go up to “help” for your server, and find out how to empty your cache.
It should pop up after that.

If you want to use the name “charro,” click on the blue text over the
comment field the next time you post. You’ll still have your gravatar.

By: Aedriel

Aedriel — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 00:23:11 +0000

Do you have to pay them if they never get to leave?

By: cinderchild

cinderchild — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 00:22:27 +0000

Ok now it works. Pay no attention to me now…

By: cinderchild

cinderchild — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 00:21:59 +0000

Oh cat crap! I didn’t even notice!! This is charro. Some grabby gravatar stoled charro from me.

By: cinderchild

cinderchild — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 00:17:57 +0000

I made a gravatar but it’s not working.

By: cinderchild

cinderchild — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 00:17:08 +0000

Hmmmm

By: cinderchild

cinderchild — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 00:16:37 +0000

If anyone would like to know how to summon them, simply shout “UNAL MURAT GURUZ!!”

By: OMG

OMG — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 00:13:59 +0000

Australia Lol’s and puts a shrimp on the Barbie

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 23:48:48 +0000

There’s nothing else for it. We’re going to have to send in the armadillo.

By: ubr

ubr — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 23:43:48 +0000

but the burr is attached to the stick now! and they’re both stuck up there!

By: ubr

ubr — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 23:40:11 +0000

depends on how many strippers you’ve shoved into the mattress…

By: Bluejade

Bluejade — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 23:16:48 +0000

At least there is no visible butt-crack.

By: charro

charro — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 22:49:00 +0000

I’m cringing just thinking about it..

By: charro

charro — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 22:46:56 +0000

Zombie koalas!!!

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 22:45:37 +0000

That approach can be very hard on the plaster and soft furnishings… do you have any idea how much a mattress costs?

By: ubr

ubr — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 22:39:13 +0000

lol.
.
yes.

By: Mr.Wholesome

Mr.Wholesome — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 22:30:23 +0000

BOOBIES!?!?!….Damn it, I don’t see them…hmmm (thinking cap) (.)(.)

I’m happy now.