HOMELAND SECURITY Terrorists won’t attack someone this creepy.
(Michael Chertoff)
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Speaking of terrorists, does anyone think he looks like Achmed the dead (and unfunny) terrorist?
*anyone else
he does kind of resemble a skull on a stick if that’s what you’re referring to…
I was thining he reminded me of the muppet “Beaker”…
*deep baritone*
You Rang?
Right, Fester?
-He does have that “Lurch-like” quality…
Godammit people!! Do you mind stop stealing my jokes. Now that the Lurch reference has been used, I might as well go back to sleep
**SNORE**
Two words: Henry Kane.
You’re all gonna die!!!!!!
That was the best sermon he ever gave…
Someday, Beaker’s going to finish his dissertation and that bastard Honeydew will have to test his own sh!t.
And I’m sure that the gist of his dissertation is “meh meh meh meh mehmehmehmehmehmehmehmeh!!! Meh meh meh, mehmeh, meh meh.”
Yeah, but the reviewers will send his first journal article back for revision after revision, after revision…
He hasn’t even managed to take Castle Grayskull from He-Man. How’s he going to defend the entire US?
fantastic utterly fantastic, have an internets
*wears internetz sash and tiara* Thank you. Thank you… You all are so wonderful. *Sarah Palin pageant wave*
Oh hell yeah, THAT was funny!
No. Achmed is a puppet, it’s Jeff Dunham who is funny. Pay attention
he needs the “towel” on his head
whut Osamas brother? Barack Osama?
You’ve already said that. Several times.
You’ve already said that. Several times.
You’ve already said that, several times.
Yeah, anyway. You’ve already said that, several times.
Yeah, anyway. You’ve already said that, several times.
Yeah, anyway. You’ve already said that, several times.
Sadly, since we must say it’s been said several times,
it says something’s severely severed. Seriously.
he has small scars above his eyes…
Dead giveaway, that…
could you repeat that?
I c’unt hear you.
Twat did you say?
I’d beaver so grateful if you would speak up..
I don’t read lips!
But that’s just a minor inconvenience.
*minora
*snorfles into bowl of lentil soup ack blush
Sorry, WHAT started this pun thread?
I guess you aren’t a cunning linguist…
ahhhhhnnnd penis.
If she’s a short genius, she might be a cunning runt. If, however, she’s into track sports…
No, seriously I don’t see what prompted bexicoch to write their original post. No, double entendres were made by me, right?
Ah.
Or was it because of Iowa’s name?
@AC: I don’t see anything, so I think we can chalk this up to random acts of perversion.
I do have to ask why it would be an issue to AC if she had made a double enterdre?
@Diss, thanks… I was getting confused… I don’t even know what PM was talking about… I think it caused a comma splice in my 12:46 post, please excuse.
Yep. My head was in a bad place
@DWN, because in the past (not here, I don’t think) I’ve said something which sounds fine to my ears but has spawned a very different sort of tangent. Makes me go all
@dwn: She’s trying to get educated by asking questions, I think! (Sensibly enough).
@bex: Hmm…ya think?
AC: Understood.
@bexicoch: Works for me. I needed a replacement anyway.
No worries, mate — I was just havin’ you on a bit.
It’s a mild comfort knowing that I have people to replace me when I go.
Go? Why?
Nothing to worry about, I didn’t say anything. Go to sleep crazy lady.
Bare ass me again …
This guy looks like a butler found tending a haunted mansion in a Scooby-Doo cartoon!
*in his best Shaggy voice*
“Like, is there a kitchen in this creepy old house? Me and Scoob are starving!”
*giggles*
Scooby Doo FTW!
Indeed!
+1 coolpoints for Capt. Wow!
Holy crap its Abe Vigoda and here I thought he was getting back into acting.
He’s still alive? Good for him!
On Monday, January 20, 2009, the Today Show did a before and after piece on Presidents (showing how they age). As a joke, they showed Matt Lauer before and Abe Vigoda after. It drew a lot of laughs. On Friday, January 23, 2009, Abe Vigoda appeared live in the 8:30AM segment to continue the laughs with Meredith Vieira, Matt Lauer, Al Roker and Natalie Morales. He said he is doing well, joked about previous reports of his death and in fact announced he had just completed a voice over for an H&R Block commercial to air during the Super Bowl.
I always liked him on Barney Miller. Good to know he’s still around!
To defend themselves, some animals play dead. It seems to work for this guy too.
Well I feel a certain onset of terror now.
Another Zionist in our midst.
Sieg Help!
World of difference between Zionists and Jews… Video behind my name…
dude appears to be a vampire.
Don’t insult the vampires…although, as he is a politician, he qualifies as a blood-sucker.
You know, it’s posted as a joke… but if I were planning on attacking this country and I took a look at this guy I’d have second thoughts. This does not look like the kind of guy you want coming after you. Especially since now that Gitmo’s closed you don’t go to a publicly known jail anymore where people know what’s happening to you.
This guy looks like he’ll send you to one of Dick Chaney’s vacation houses on an island in international waters where you’ll spend the rest of your life as a ‘house guest’.
That communist guy from Egypt is creepier.
Yeah, the first time I saw his headshot, my first response was: “His eyes! They eats my SOUL!”
Now, I can say that was also my second response.
*shiver*