Breaking News – Robot Butterfly Attacks Inaugural Singer
(Aretha Franklin)
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OMG RUNNNNNN!!!!!!
Mothraaaaaaah!
And the giant lizard’s still in tokyo…
Now that Moth-a-rah song is in my head. The one the tiny women sang…
i had the inauguration on at work and wasn’t paying attention to the video… when i happened to look up all i saw was this hideous gray thing that looked like it was trying to suck the brains out of aretha… i almost dropped my coffee cup.
Poor Miss Franklin… No more brains after the attack.
But before and during the attack, she was the monarch of soul.
Pupa get ready, there’s a train a comin’
Don’t need no ticket, you just papillion.
LMAO!! PP, you’ve outdone yourself, and that’s saying a lot!
I would like to dub her Queen of Puns.
Seconded!
All in favor?
Ah, thanks you guys. Jane! Welcome back! I missed you!
(I’ve been at the dial up place in the Boondocks so
haven’t been on).
Do you guys notice a very unhappy looking Bush in the lower left corner?
Poor sport.
He’s just annoyed because Laura told him he couldn’t try to catch the robot butterfly.
Of course he couldn’t be looking unhappy because he and everyone else are freezing their butts off.
I watched the inauguration and when this lady came up to sing everyone in the room was like “Whts up wit teh hat?”
Hate it when that happens
Damn those robot butterflies.
…and there shall be a funny sound effect attached to the news image of the iron butterfly landing in the black airspace of Aretha Franklin…and that funny sound effect shall be that of an anvil manufactured by the ACME Corporation striking a funny animal as interpreted by Robert “Bob” McKimson Sr., and not that of Chuck Jones…amen…(response)…
…not to mention the ‘casey at bat’ swing slide-whistle…all rise…
i had to think for a second. but yes.
No one ever suspects the butterfly.
nice
looked for but can’t find the sound file to that. ;-(
lmao.
Win.
OMG that was SO FUNNY! a month ago
Lovely satan made it hapen
You mean satin?
can’t get no R E S P E C T
ACK.
D;
Ha. Yah. Someone should totally sock it to her!
.
I never did “get” those lyrics. :p
You should find out what they mean to her…
At least it had that good Bowze sound.
Bose?
Well if I spelled it Bose the pun would’ve been lost.
You know what? She can wear whatever the hell she wants. She’s an AMAZING singer, so counting the fact that this was actually funny-ish a month ago, I will give it 1/5.
So, we can only poke fun at people we don’t like?
Inaugural singer? Please tell me that this is part of the lulz and that young people still know who Aretha Franklin is.
Who?
Or more importantly, who cares?
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And diva soul queen = your intrepretation of her screeching.
I’m not a huge fan myself, but that doesn’t change the fact that her music acted as the foundation for an entire generation of musicians and singers.
*yay foundations*
Agreed. But I don’t have to like it.
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Also, it gets my ire up anytime someone uses “diva” and “queen.”
Blech.
I think it’s a matter of context. How about in the sentence “Stop being such a diva, you fscking drama queen!”?
HAH! I like that one. I may have to steal it for use on one of my co-workers.
Is there a male equivalent to “diva” or “drama queen?”
Elton John?
I mean as a bad name. “Jerk” is getting old.
Ah, I see. Boy George then.
*raises hand*
She is the diva soul queen…
even with the robot butterfly.
why do you assume it was a ‘young’ person who made the caption? can’t the rest of us be ignorant too?
And why can’t the robot butterfly be funny regardless of who made the caption?
Well, if this was a real news thing, it might very well say “inaugural singer” at least for part of the time, because the emphasis would be on the fact that the robot butterfly attacked *somebody* during the inaugeration. The video might be preparing to move to “Aretha Franklin Unhurt But Startled”. Or maybe her name wouldn’t get mentioned because everybody is assumed to know who she is, and the point is it happened at the inaugeration-or maybe her name would be said during the voiceover. It would depend on the news source and what angle they were trying to put on it and the actual intentions of the robot butterfly. Maybe the point of the story is “robot butterfly accidently attacks singer instead of Obama”. For example.
Really overthinking things is fun!
Yes, yes it is. I’m thinking the phrase “the cow jumped over the moon” had
to do with rising dairy prices, and “the dish ran away with the spoon”
demonstrated thinly-veiled derision for forks.
OK – These TVN Exclusive backgrounds are SERIOUSLY getting old and lame. Please quit using the same background on these.
Its in the lolbuilder
knowing that fail!
Respect the hat! Do not diss the hat!
(It might come and kill you if you do.)
What hat?
That reminds me of a great trading card game which traumatized countless children. Google for “Tim Burton loves Dinosaurs that Eat Babies!” or “Dinosaurs Attack!”. Card 33 shows a giant dragonfly scalping a woman
I wish something would have attacked to stop her from making my ears bleed. Hack.
Yeah, well, she sang live rather than pre-recorded a la the SuperBowl sirens. That’s what an actual live voice sounds like in 20 degree weather on a momentous occasion.
I didn’t like the three word phrasing she used but assumed she was a little breathless for the above reasons.
Yeah, and not to mention a large insect was gnawing on her scalp at the time!
I, erm, sort of liked her hat.
Jane!! *hugs Jane* Okay, now what’s this hat everyone keeps
mentioning…?
*hugs back* I think the large robat butterfly is blocking your view, it’s underneath.
*dons 3-D X-ray glasses*
Ah! I see it now. By the way, nice underwear. Victoria’s?
This is the funniest thing i have read on here in a while
I don’t care what anybody says – I loffed her hat.
Did she win a bet by wearing that, or lose one and have to wear it out?
(I feel that way about Ascot etc…)
Aretha or the moth?
Who cares about her singing. At least she isn’t wearing fur, though she’s done it in the past, therefore, losing any respect I would have for her.
EVERYBODY of her generation that could afford it wore fur, idiot. She was a rich woman and she had nice furs. Just because we are better informed about the consequences of wearing fur now doesn’t mean history is revised and all who formerly wore it were hopelessly evil. In the ’70′s, everybody that could afford it had a rabbitskin jacket. Are they all evil? Revisionist, sickening holier-than-thou dummy, who WANTS your respect as it is based on your 15 years of life experience?