Comments on: RULES OF COMEDY http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/ Lol News and political photos including Barack Obama, Sarah Palin, John McCain, Joe Biden and more Politicians like you've never laughed at before. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 05:44:43 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: eddiepscetti http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125855 Wed, 18 Feb 2009 02:04:10 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125855 Say what?!?! Can you translate that for the rest of us?

]]> By: Jane St.Clair http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125588 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 20:01:14 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125588 Too late. S/he already did, with his/her first cousin.

]]> By: GomerPhyls http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125555 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 19:25:55 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125555 I’ve actually read a pretty humorous article from some journalist who claims to have had some sort of anger-induced, donkey-punching, tryst with Ann Coulter. If I could find it I’d post a link since just thinking about it made me lol.

]]> By: dissimilitude http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125486 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 18:33:18 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125486 Exactly.

]]> By: dissimilitude http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125484 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 18:32:36 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125484 Would you put it past Vince to do that to you? Would you?

]]> By: ACSIS http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125480 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 18:27:19 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125480 Now that’s a great new market.
.
Mummify your pets or loved ones in minutes. *
Mount them on the wall.
Use them as a coffee stand or a coat rack.
Always have them near-by.

*
-Please make sure your loved ones are deceased prior to using the Sham-wow to mummify them.
- The makers of Shaw wow assume no responsibility for the misuse of this product.

]]> By: eddiepscetti http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125479 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 18:27:03 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125479 A perfect example is to go back and look at your school pictures. I can guarantee each and everyone of us have had bad pics taken.

]]> By: pittypat http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125478 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 18:26:56 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125478 There once was a mi-er named Mark
Who thought of the strangest remark
A limerick, he said,
Was haikus instead!
Just in pairs, a la Noah’s ark.

]]> By: DeathWyrmNexus http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125474 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 18:24:34 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125474 Slide…

]]> By: dissimilitude http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125473 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 18:22:57 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125473 There’s the penguin in the ice cave in Fight Club.

]]> By: DeathWyrmNexus http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125471 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 18:21:11 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125471 Well he isn’t indulging in them so I would assume His Cruelty doesn’t care since they are volcano fodder anyway.

]]> By: DeathWyrmNexus http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125470 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 18:19:47 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125470 There is a tshirt that says One by one, the penguins steal my sanity…

]]> By: ACSIS http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125467 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 18:15:13 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125467 Cool. I figured it was just me, and maybe some deaf and blind guy in a monastery in Tibet. I feel better, unless the two of you really are that deaf and blind guy.

]]> By: viking gal http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125431 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 17:30:36 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125431 Nope, not alone!

]]> By: viking gal http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125430 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 17:27:59 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125430 Question. Do those virgins have to be female? Or does
His Cruelty not discriminate…

]]> By: dissimilitude http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125408 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 16:16:28 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125408 But…it would suck all the moisture out of your body, leaving you a dessicated corpse in minutes! :shock:

]]> By: markmier http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125407 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 16:11:56 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125407 I once wrote a pair
Of haikus, related, but
Willing to fuse — please

Don’t ask me how one
Limerick now replaces
The haikus in twos

*******

I once wrote a pair of haikus
Related, but willing to fuse
Please don’t ask me how
One limerick now
Replaces the haikus in twos

]]> By: markmier http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125406 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 16:09:35 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125406 I want a Snuggie made entirely of ShamWows. That would be sweet.

]]> By: Ann http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125405 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 16:09:26 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125405 a-ha-ha-ha-h!!
Maybe sho just studies to whistle!

]]> By: sally http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125393 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 15:43:47 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125393 wow.
please don’t breed.

]]> By: bexicoch0906 http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125390 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 15:34:01 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125390 This is a REALLY bad pic, however. We all have them.

]]> By: sameswag http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125389 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 15:33:11 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125389 I think she’s beautiful. She’s not a model or a skinny twig with no ass, but there is something about her. I think it’s her style and “First Lady-ness”.

]]> By: pittypat http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125387 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 15:22:16 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125387 Also true – some cruddy blokes have MBD and thus are forced to use
pads and helmets.

]]> By: pittypat http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125382 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 14:57:13 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125382 You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
Lighthearted posts, please …

]]> By: Sproggie http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125379 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 14:45:48 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125379 Not true — some bloody cnuts have TSS and thus are forced to use pads.

]]> By: mothergoose http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125378 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 14:39:45 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125378 …and you should go back to picking your nose…jack@ss…please drop out of the human race…

]]> By: Uncle Fester http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125377 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 14:25:32 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125377 Strange to say, your mother thinks you are…

]]> By: Uncle Fester http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125375 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 14:24:57 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125375 I prefer
Opinions are like Tampons. Sooner or later evey bloody cnut has one…

]]> By: Sproggie http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125374 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 14:24:23 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125374 She’s no Jackie, but none have come close since.
Then again, she’s no Ladybird, either.

]]> By: just sayin http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125370 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 14:20:00 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125370 I agree, she is ugly.

]]> By: bexicoch http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125363 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 13:50:33 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125363 :lol: Love that …!

]]> By: Aedriel http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125362 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 13:46:13 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125362 *Déjà vu

]]> By: Danbala http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125360 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 13:38:22 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125360 An “already you”? *confoozled*

]]> By: Danbala http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125359 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 13:37:33 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125359 I must be the only person in the world to have not seen any of those commercials.
No. No, you’re not alone!

]]> By: eddiepscetti http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125323 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 07:30:10 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125323 Opinions are like a$$holes and you are one. Granted, she’s not my type of LADY, but then I can imagine your pretty damn lonely if your bar is that high.

]]> By: rhorho http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125305 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 06:16:01 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125305 When, exactly, does your racist self think she may have picked cotton, Massah?

]]> By: Anniee451 http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125304 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 06:10:09 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125304 Oh – lol, yeah I thought so too. Especially since it was such a deja vous!

]]> By: Anniee451 http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125303 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 06:07:52 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125303 Heh, no doubt. I wonder if they’ll compile the dreams into a book like they did with Clinton? (link) Probably not what with the information superhighway now a reality. But you can see why that reference would be funny now, what with the look on Michelle’s face, wondering why Judith wants to know how big :D

]]> By: Darnity http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125302 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 06:07:05 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125302 She’s an ugly woman. She should go back to picking cotton.

]]> By: bexicoch http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125293 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 05:02:14 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125293 Ack. Nesting fail!
Re: Judith Warner.

]]> By: bexicoch http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125292 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 05:01:12 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125292 :shock:
That’s really, um, interesting!

]]> By: ACSIS http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125289 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 04:57:08 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125289 re: the article, hope is a powerful thing, even more so when it’s really needed.

]]> By: Anniee451 http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125288 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 04:50:59 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125288 Yeah it sucks, and that $5 footlong sucks even worse. Considering the look on her face I liked the Judith Warner reference, but apparently no one but me read that story. (link)

]]> By: ACSIS http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125284 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 04:29:15 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125284 No it wouldn’t have. You’re right, this one sucks, but it’s giving pk’ers what they want apparently.
OT
I must be the only person in the world to have not seen any of those commercials. The first time I was voting and saw 30 or 40 of those go by, I had to look it up to understand WTF anyone was talking about.
.
Of course, I also had to look up what nomnom meant when the first 3k of those went by…

]]> By: SigSauer http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125279 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 04:17:05 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125279 The Subway $5 Footlong would’ve been better.

]]> By: bexicoch http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125272 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 03:32:12 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125272 Billy Madison? Can’t think of any other penguin reference …

]]> By: bexicoch http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125271 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 03:30:22 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125271 *thump thump thump*
FFWWWTTTT!
Is this thing on? ;)

]]> By: Johnathan http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125269 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 03:23:00 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125269 Senryu you mean,
haiku is much more complex-
than five seven five

]]> By: ElbieSee http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125238 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 00:59:25 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125238 You do haiku too?
I knew I liked this place for
more than the macros.

]]> By: ElbieSee http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/16/rules-of-comedy/comment-page-1/#comment-125237 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 00:58:14 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=16116#comment-125237 *brings out the Chasing Spork*

You rang?

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