Comments on: Smilin’ Joe ordered

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 18:48:38 +0000

Nah, we get them occasionally. We usually just ignore them.

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 18:41:26 +0000

Our very first spamtroll? WOW.

By: extenze

extenze — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 18:37:30 +0000

Hey, great post, very well written. You should blog more about this. I'll definitely be subscribing. Cheers; extenze

By: Sarah

Sarah — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 22:30:00 +0000

Yeah, I could totally see Joe Biden doing an advert for them, too. Or for Extenze. Or any of them you see on late night tv for that matter.

By: Katelyn

Katelyn — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 00:13:32 +0000

*shudders* thats wrong on soooooooo many levels… good captions though, bad connection!!

By: Alex100

Alex100 — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 01:18:10 +0000

MARGO

By: Stinky Sydney's Mom

Stinky Sydney's Mom — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 13:21:57 +0000

Five dollar footlongs?

By: AnnaBanana

AnnaBanana — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 21:11:59 +0000

Make mine a double!

er, wait.

By: slaggingham

slaggingham — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 20:59:24 +0000

Well ya see, that’s how I know that the whole “vast right-wing conspiracy” thing is nonsense. Most of these guys couldn’t conspire against a Wal-Mart.

Though I suppose us smart, evil conspirators could deploy the drones as cannon fodder. Human waves as a substitute for accuracy. That would be using one of the ‘enemy’s’ own tactics…

By: Sproggie

Sproggie — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 02:42:51 +0000

Skip the virgin. I’ll take two highballs!

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 02:06:40 +0000

All I caught was WHARRGARBBLE..

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 00:16:09 +0000

7.0 for jiggling and being right.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 00:14:59 +0000

You mean that silly piece of paper that your party hasn’t paid attention to since I was a lad? I suggest your own advice.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 00:14:20 +0000

I’m going to need a commitee vote on this, granted he didn’t use the key phrase, but I’m thinking: WHARRGARBBLE!!!

By: pittypat

pittypat — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 00:11:52 +0000

Eh, I’m already schoshed on these
schlong island ished teazzz *plop*

By: shin0bi272

shin0bi272 — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 00:08:16 +0000

no no no hes pointing the direction the taxes are going

By: shin0bi272

shin0bi272 — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 00:07:26 +0000

like you’re all that intelligent? you voted for a guy based on “hope” and “change”. Communism is a change remember… but you’re probably too young to remember the soviet union and went to public school where they teach you that communism is good. Try reading the constitution before you open your pie hole.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 00:03:00 +0000

If I’m serving drinks I better make sure I have plenty of nuts for us to snack on.

By: Sproggie

Sproggie — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 23:58:09 +0000

Make mine a virgin!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 23:54:45 +0000

It’s been a hard day, I’ll pour you a long drink.

By: ElbieSee

ElbieSee — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 23:13:41 +0000

Y’all are making me need a stiff one…

(And I mean… ah hell, read that how you will.)

By: IowaAin'tSoBad

IowaAin'tSoBad — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 23:02:31 +0000

Heh, he’s really correcting Michelle Obama…

By: pittypat

pittypat — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 20:30:57 +0000

If he did it would only be a phallacy …

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 19:54:51 +0000

Wood you repeat that please?

By: Sproggie

Sproggie — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 19:26:18 +0000

Yeah! My work here is dong …

By: rhorho

rhorho — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 18:48:40 +0000

Okay, that was funny!

By: rhorho

rhorho — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 18:47:37 +0000

You’re thinking they’re smart enough to figure that out? What about
the plain old back woods bigots? There’s no shortage of them.

By: Korin

Korin — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 18:41:55 +0000

That commercial ruined Santa for me…

By: pittypat

pittypat — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 18:41:38 +0000

Don’t get head while listening to the Jonas bros?

By: pittypat

pittypat — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 18:38:18 +0000

All right, now we’re *all* thinking about Joe Biden’s
dick.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 18:34:12 +0000

*snort*

By: slaggingham

slaggingham — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 18:29:07 +0000

“This is how long the 787 billion will last before we ask for another spending package.”

By: slaggingham

slaggingham — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 18:28:12 +0000

For that to really work, we’d need to off the Top Four: P, VP, SotH, PPTotS.

That’s too much work, even for all us gun-clingers.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 17:47:54 +0000

…or unless some Rush-induced redneck succeeds in offing him.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 17:42:38 +0000

That’s going to take four years (or maybe 8, unless he does something stupid and gets impeached).

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 16:46:55 +0000

Not on weekdays…

By: nothing678

nothing678 — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 16:44:38 +0000

I’m waiting for the creepy to wear off.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 16:38:23 +0000

True enough.

By: Srrslysry

Srrslysry — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 16:17:06 +0000

Don’t they always give you strange looks though?

By: sally

sally — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 16:05:32 +0000

i’m so sorry.
Does she wear a helmet?

By: sally

sally — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 16:03:57 +0000

ouch!
starting to really like you!

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 15:59:30 +0000

*head explodes from Jonas Brothers’ level of fail*

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 15:50:26 +0000

Oh, that’s ok…I’ve just started whistling along. I’m getting some strange looks in the office, though.

By: Sproggie

Sproggie — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 15:48:45 +0000

That’ll kill any HEAD stuck in your head

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 15:47:29 +0000

Diss, I’d be happy to loan you my daughter’s Jonas Brothers CD… that’ll kill any music stuck in your head!

By: Srrslysry

Srrslysry — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 14:59:52 +0000

Nazi Enzyte Zombie whistlers.

By: Matrix

Matrix — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 14:48:44 +0000

wow, one that is actually funny! about time

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 14:25:01 +0000

Love the lol but now I have that stupid whistling Enzyte music stuck in my head. Grrrr.

By: Sproggie

Sproggie — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 14:21:50 +0000

Yep. The NEW hotness!

By: bexicoch

bexicoch — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 14:20:26 +0000

The Santa ad … a sleigh full of confidence and a sack full of pride … with things heating up at the North Pole … HA!
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These ads have always cracked me up, especially the second one (Wonders of Wood) found at this link (click my name.)