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Truly….this man is “Dr. Evil”….MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
yay… I LOVE Movie references^^
Holy shit I was thinking the same thing.
Secund
***IN NEED OF RULES CLARIFICATION************
Do we give random info to those posting “second”?
i vote yes.
I second that.
Aye
Vinegar works on limescale build-up…
Add a little Baking soda and…
fertilizer and diesel fuel then
Timothy McVeigh FTW!
Leave him out of this.
I enjoy cleaning the bathroom my way.
Third and 2 Thumbs Up
only two thumbs up your ass?
With lube, I hope!
With a good manicure, I hope!
Hey, weren’t you lecturing about if you can say nothing nice not to say it all? interesting…
Do as he says, not as he does, Fester. Geez, didn’t you get the memo? I have my copy right here!
Meh. Since it was in response to a “third” post….I give it a pass. Although the appropriate and approved response would have been useless trivia or household hints.
and your point is?
Posts declaring their ordinal rank deserve some type of retribution. While this was not specifically the type of response it appears we’ve agreed on, it’s not ranking up there with puppy-kicking and in my opinion wasn’t worth mentioning. I realize you two guys are having a p1ssing contest over who gets to be mean when and to who and I leave you to it.
I am also fully aware that you value my opinion about to the extent you
would value some smelly unidentified substance on the bottom of your
shoe, so I am really without a clue as to why you even ask unless you
are just itching to pick a fight with me again. If so, we’ll have to take it
up later as I have to walk the dang dogs and cook dinner.
once again fester has missed the sarcasm in my original post…
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he brought my name up out of the blue so i responded with “if you can’t say something nice don’t say anything at all…”
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and the guy posted “third!” which deserves whatever you can dish out…
You know this only encourages them, right? Ordinals are a surprisingly effective species of troll, given their simplicity.
What are you making for dinner?
I hope it’s yummy. I can bring brownies!
Brownies would’ve been good! I did a marinated pork tenderloin, awesome homemade cheddar garlic mashed potatoes, and uninspiring but edible broccoli. I try to cook an actual “dinner” on Thursdays as with my schedule I don’t really get to on the weekends.
I hold you in higher esteem than that… you’re a pain in the arse
Sorry about the pain, I’ll remember to use more lube next time.
RESULT!
Riight… TBH, I wasn’t much affected, but the ‘internet tough guy’
seems to have his own ideas on ‘nice’…
As for me… not even my mother says I’m ‘nice’…
yes, me tough, you dull.
Actually, you’d like to be tough, but fail… however, on the
‘achievement’, the efficiency of loud, arrogant, ignorant, stupid and overwhelmingly boring is something to be acknowledged…
So, data puncher, got any more shining wit?
At which our hero is told that the man he had put away is
returning on the train at high noon to exact his revenge …
OK, who wants to be Grace Kelly?
Problem with High Noon, the bad guy was coming back mob handed.
Strange how ‘brining your friends along to hold him down’ was accounted as ‘tough’… I’d have said ‘yellow’… Liberty Valance was hard, the bad guy in High Noon was just a spoiled brat who got what he deserved…
Jings…
This thread just reminds me of the pot and kettle convention for
silly little boys….
Both of you seem awright (most of the time) but bickering like this is tedious…
*yawn*
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were you saying something fester? i completely missed it again… can you repeat yourself?
Sea Bass?
Are they ill tempered?
Love the name.
That reminds me of a Joke. Man walks into a Fishmongers offering Fresh Salmon. The man says “Are these Salmon wild”. The fishmonger says “Well they’re not particulary happy about it”
*rimshot*
Has anyone checked his post grad degrees? He could just be Mr. Evil.
No, he didn’t spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called “mister,” thank you very much.
He’s got a Master’s in Batshirt Crazy from Wingnuttia University, and a PhD in Evil Fanatical Dictatorship from Evil Tech…
Million dollar ransoms won’t pay the tuition there.
He needs to go back for an evil PhD Business Administration like everyone else has.
It won’t even get you change back in their Starbucks.
Actually sorry!! But in British medical circles if you are a consultant you have the right to call yourself Mister instead of the Standard Doctor. A normal doctor is Dr Smith, a consultant surgeon (For example) would be Mr Smith. In the UK, House would not be Dr House, but would be Mr House.
I’ve just noticed… you’re a Blake’s 7 fan who doesn’t use Avon as an avatar?
God, but that’s rare…
He must have lost a bet…
Nope!! I always prefered Vila. He always got the best lines – “I can’t go in there. I’ve a thing about small spaces. There’s a medical name for it.” “Yes. Cowardice”
It just doesn’t do to have a PhD in Horribleness anymore. [link]
Correction: Doogie Howser has an MD, so he doesn’t need a PhD.
It’s nice to see he has a job now…
Yes!! I believe the actor is now cleaning out the toilets at McDonalds
Okay, I know there are a lot of Monty Python fans here. Is anyone else offended at the Gatorade/Monty Python commercial? [LINK]
I guess if the surviving members actually got money for it and sold out on purpose, I’m okay with it, but if this was ripped off, I’m PISSED!
You are right, it is kind of dumb, but maybe it will introduce the Pythons to a new audience.
I can’t say i was offended (actually the sight of Kareem Abdul Jabbar dressed as Tim the Enchanter made me giggle)…If Johnny Rotten can sell butter, I guess the corporate world has collected nearly all the souls out there…
Butter tastes like anarchy.
Especially if the anarchy is still warm from the oven…mmmm…good eatin’!!!
I can’t believe it’s not anarchy!
Well played!!
At least until Fabio takes part in the commercials, then no one wins.
*Shudders at the thought of Fabio trying Johnny’s accent*
Jane just came perilously close to making me laugh in a situation where it would be inappropriate. Thank you!
Yuo really shouldn’t be reading this on your mobile phone while at a funeral..
Well, not quite that inappropriate. Let’s just say it’s business and my apperances required but only pro forma for a variety of reasons; in other words anything I do here today will be mooted by something that is going to happen Monday that not everyone in the room knows about yet.
In other words, I’d be paying more attention if this mattered.
So it’s just pro formaldehyde your lack of interest?
If I’m on the computer I look like I’m being productive, and image is important.
Also it keeps me from falling asleep and drooling on the conference table.
Ah, the plot thickens. Tell me morgue.
It’s generally the sound of my head thumping on my desk that draws too much attention when I fall asleep…Diss, try a nice long, soft mouse pad…saves on medical bills due to concussion
Drooling QWERTY head
ugh, I guess *that* pun run was d.o.a.
In concussion and closing my remarks…
No, turns out there WAS a death involved. My battery died. I have now reanimateed it by use of a device I like to call “the charger.”
“Clear!”
*chunk*
It’s aaaliiiiive!
I’m hearing… lay off
Nah, I’m representing defendants that are being voluntarily dismissed from the lawsuit next week.
Welcome!
*applauds*
Surely the the guys from MP would have had to sign off on it. I mean, they’re even using the same music. Otherwise, it was just stupid and boring.
Love your new icon eddie!
Thanks Mark, just fooling around.. I may go back to the other one later.
Are you sure it isn’t you? *has doubts*
Okay, I’ve seen some more of these commercials. Y’all are right, I’m overreacting, and obviously, there must be some consultation with the MP crowd.
Fire the “laser”
Mini-me…quit humping the “laser”
“Americans. I’m crushing your heads! I’m crushing your head! And your head! I’m crushing your head too! Crush Crush! Flathead! Double head crush!”
Obvious reference is obvious
No Mr. Obama, I will not be lured to your thumb war, I’d much rather challenge you to a HEAD CRUSHING DUEL!
Here Mahmoud
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
lol i know i shouldn´t laugh, but man that was good
“i know i shouldn´t laugh”
Okay, that made me curious. Why shouldn’t you laugh?
Evil WIN!
I choked on my ginger beer. ROTFL
Dr Evil FTW
Please do not use quotations for emphasis.
WTF no ill-tempered sea bass?!
He is the Diet Coke of evil…
Yea, and the dick jokes spread like wildfire…
Nice and intresting article. I’ve subscribe your feeds.
I love him he is hot *¬*
His hands were trembling, and he needed to lean against a desk to steady himself. ,
There was no singing or dancing involved. ,