And the proper way to get Ketchup flowing is to turn the bottle upside down and hit the bottom
(Barack Obama and ASL Interpreter)
picture: RamonaQ. lol caption: macgeek800
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Hehe.
I’ll admit that I can’t see any news or politics-related in that caption, but I don’t care, I laughed a little anyway.
Wasn’t a complete waste of time….
They don’t all have to adhere to the purpose (if there is one) of the site!
What the lol maker forgot to say is that you need to shake the bottle a little before whacking the bottom to make sure you don’t get any watery first squirts. I hate that.
Known as “pre-ketchup.”
Pre-ketchup happens. It’s not a big deal if you use protection.
Sometimes mistaken for premature ketchup, which is hard to relish.
Caution – you CAN get flavor from pre-ketchup. I learned this in health class.
You mustard me wrong – I was referring to the use of
condom mints.
Practice safe lunch, always use condiments! Besides, condiments lettuce display our individual tastes and likes, but I gtg, see you all tomato!
You don’t leave mushroom for a response.
As an experienced restaurant professional, I must caution you all not to use the method described by our president here! It’s much more effective if you strike the side of the bottle and cause a sideways shake instead of an up and down shake!
Here’s why you never shake in public.
i always hit the ketchup bottle on the numbers…
…but to get the very last of the ketchup out of the bottle I go for the long arm swing (centrifugal force)…it’s about the only thing I remember from High School Physics…otherwise I BUY THE DAMN SQUEEZABLE BOTTLE!!!!!!
That’s what I do too!
The problem with this method is that if the cap isn’t completely secured, you could have a serious mess. My friend did that once with the A1 bottle, it left a trail of steak sauce dots along the floor, up the wall, and across the ceiling.
I laughed until I could barely breath…
Squeezy ketchup is the best invention since sliced cheese!!
no, the best invention ever is the upside down squeezy bottle of honey,
that idea was a long time coming
i came to mention that too lol.
I’ve found the best way is to tilt the bottle downward at a 45 degree angle, and insert a knife into the open and slide it in and out once or twice. That loosens up the flow and allows the highest amount of ketchup to reach your plate, without risking a ketchup explosion caused by the reverse-palm smacking technique.
Absolutely. Or just buy the squeeze bottles. I like the ones that have the lid on the bottom.
Aye! Those are nice.
Plastics sure have been a crucial element in the shift from ketchup covered shirts to non-ketchup covered shirts.
Of course, in doing so you contaminate the entire bottle.
(Did you skip cooking class that day?)
I know, but it went so well with the picture…
Firts!
Wrogn!
It’s spelled with an ‘a’.
Typing that was almost as immature as how hard I laughed at it.
I wasn’t gonna be the farts to admit that
Nice icon.
Gee whiz, I totally missed that the speaker was Obama!!
I DID think the interpreter was Palin, though.
Hey, what if that WERE Palin? I can just imagine what she is “interpreting” for the crowd with that expression and that gesture!! HA!
Haha.
I thought she kinda looked like Palin too…if Palin had had a really sleepless night and maybe a bad haircut (sorry to the interpreter, but that hair!).
Now I’m visualizing Obama and Palin duking it out. Ha ha!!!
Isn’t that ASL for “sodomy”?
Close. It actually means “anal rape an elephant.”
It’s actually the sign for full or enough depending on the context.
I’m glad someone actually knows what it means. *hangs head in shame*
Actually – I’m pretty sure she’s signing promise. It it were full/enough, the lips wouldn’t be pursed like that.
That’s pretty good actually.
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The only one I could think of was ‘soda’ which didn’t fit the facial expression either. (It’s been more than a few years since I’ve signed regularly). I was going to (lightly) chastise ‘Asl [sic] Student’ that it can be pretty tough to tell from just a still shot, but I’d say your guess is probably right.
Ditto. “Promise” would be my first choice, given the limited view the picture provides us.
I know this interpreter personally (she’s my boss) and she is signing “Commit/Promise”. To be clear she is not PALIN LOL!!!
Ok so then tell me where this was, ’cause that looks like Tripler in the
background, but I can’t think of anywhere you could be standing and get that perspective – but it has been a while since I was there.
Actually, depending on context it can either mean Republican or Whac-A-Mole.
Since Republican and Whac-a-Mole are much the same. No, wait is that Republican and Whac-a-doodle?
ROFL
here where i live that gesture the ASL interpreter is doing means “owned”. or “you are f**k*d”
Troll.
Here’s what she was really thinking about [link]
*snort*
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Thanks for that!
With a side of winsauce!
This is so dumb, and yet, resistance is futile.
*snicker* I LoL’d
Everybody’s gotta agree: better speech-writers than G.W. had.
that’s like saying your iq is higher than a brick.
Ah, this is the true stimulus plan! We will save millions now that we know how to utilize every cent we spend in a bottle of ketchup! More money equals a stimulated economy! Everyone wins.
This message has been brought to you by the Ketchup Advisory Board.
Well, at least it’s a question within his pay grade..
Everyone knows you hit the 56!
Don’t you mean the 57? As in Heinz 57?
Yeah, wtf kind of generic ketchup has a 56 on the bottle?
What you *really* don’t want is that “58″ kind…
Did they add an extra “special” ingredient?
Or is 58 the half-life?
{My previous attempt seems to have been eaten, so I’ll try a two-parter}
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Ok, I’ll be the first to admit that the first thing many of us thought of on seeing this picture was:
Little Bunny
FrooFrouFoo Foo [link]“Little Bunny Foo Foo (Uncensored)” on Funny Or Die. (I voted Die, but someone might like it)
“Scooping up the field mice, bopping them on the head!”
Thanks for the cutesy ear-worm. Eeegh.
Watch a class of first graders do that about five times a day for several weeks in preparation for a concert and then come talk to me about cutesy ear-worms.
I had a roommate for 4 1/2 years who was and is a pre-K teacher. I learned all about ‘the wheels of the bus’, whether I wanted to or not. (Not).
I’ll stick with the angst and drah-mah of the college freshman, thank you!
If you want to de-ear-worm little bunny foo foo, watch ACSIS’s link above. VERY warped, but it will cleanse the palate…with a blowtorch. Did for me…
Still broken, but I give up. If you get an extra ” just delete it.
Holy crap, that lady looks exactly like my aunt. Except my aunt can’t sign and would be bragging to everyone she met if she was ever on stage with Obama, so…
FUUUUUUUU-
that lady is interpreting in sign language!
i know. i have two deaf parents.
she is signing “enough”
maybe. it could be “enough” or “promise” or “serious(ly)” (sign: TRUE-BIZ), though the NMGS may be more proper for the 1st and 3rd possibilities.
You have two deaf parents… okay. I glanced at the photo and immediately knew she was signing “promise” – both by the facial expressions on BOTH their faces, as well as the direction her hand is travelling. It is traveling DOWN, not side to side. Enough is signed with a hand planing across the top of the fist, not the palm smacking down onto the top of the fist, as is happening in this photo.
Sorry, TRY AGAIN.
At some point the invisible man will have to say enough with the way that hand is coming down….ouch (sign language does nothing for getting the invisible man’s point across. I hope she can hear.)
WTF?
Look at the picture.
Now what does it look like she’s holding?
And what does it look like she’s doing to it? (ouch).
Now if that were the invisible man, what should he say (other than stop)?
And if he used sign language, how would she know what he said? *Note, he’s invisible.
I repeat. WTF?
funny thing to me is that if you do know sign language, this really is almost the sign for “ketchup” lol
That’s true it is.
I can almost see him demanding KETCHUP NAO on his burgers, but he’s not so..
That’s the sign for enough and with the verve being used to express it it’s being shouted, as it should be.
No it’s not. The hand position is wrong. The apparent hand movement is wrong. The expression is wrong. Read the posts above.
Haha this is really funny. I laughed for a really long time after seeing this!
come on… everyone knows you’re supposed to gently karate chop the 57 on the side of the bottle. heinz is the only way to go!
Obama shakes ketchap while Rome burns….