
One way or the other, your going to get a haircut son
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One way or the other, your going to get a haircut son
What is happening in the picture? Tell us in the Comments
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: bigdaddyiraq
It’s like a bad ’70s flashback, economy and all!
cops with goatees? omg, i’m in heaven!
oh please let there be no more grammar fails on the front page…
I have to confess, even as a spelling and grammar nazi, I voted “win” on this one because it cracked me up and just fit the picture so well. But, yes, I noticed the “your” instead of “you’re” and I did wince a little.
i think i’m just overloaded on the number of the “your/you’re” and “there/they’re/their” fails on see on the lol sites…
Yes, that’s why I make an effort to proofread mine. It makes me sad.
THIS GUY IS BEING ARRESTED ON CHARGES OF NOT PROOFREADING.
You are being arrested on charges of yelling “fire” in a crowded room.
And your being arrested for being first even though you’re name clearly says “Second.” ….sorry about the your/you’re, I couldn’t help myself.
*clears throat*
Ok, follow these easy fscking instructions: 1) Take your right hand; 2) Make a fist; 3) Extend your index finger only; 4) Move your right hand towards your keyboard with the index finger leading; 5) Align your right hand with the left side of your keyboard; 6) Observe that in the middle row at the far left there is a key marked “Caps Lock”; 7) Depress this key one time; 8) Continue posting as normal.
Thank you.
I always feel like people are yelling when it’s written in all caps. I always meekly ask… ‘are you mad at me?’
Me, too; and I’ve already mentioned it to this poster once, hence the sarcasm.
Ah, gotcha.
Wow, Captain.
PS your break down of how to disengage the Caps Lock is a win.
*salutes*
Thanks!
it made me lol more than the caption… haha
I second Captain Wow. Dissimilitude’s instructions were amazing. I couldn’t quite see where they were going, so I acted them out and….wow. XD Niiiice. -thumbsup-
Yes, I actually received a vicious email about the use of caps. I didn’t mean to offend. I didn’t think that mattered in the context of commenting on blogs (as compared to IM convos or chat rooms). I use caps to emphasize, not as yelling. This is yelling!!!! THIS IS EMPHASIZING. Either way, I see both sides, and I’ll chill with the caps. MUCH LOVE
But when everything is emphasized, nothing is.
The most effective curse I ever heard was a ‘fsck’ from a very lady-like lady, who typically never even raised her voice. Boy, did she get attention!
Well, I for one commend you admitting you were wrong.
I use caps to emphasize too, but only the word or two that needs it. I only do it because I don’t know how to do italics.
italics
< &rt your words here < / &rt
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did that work?
Nope, for the <, replace it with the ”
Never mind, go to [link]
read first line in red
I think here, it’s text with the spaces removed.
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Did this work?
Okay, try this your text
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It looks like this with the dashes removed.
Crap! Guess I’ll try one last time.
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So it’s:
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your text
or:
left tagiright tagyour textleft tagslashirighttag.
And the above thread of commentary is why I feel it’s easier to hit caps lock than to try putting things into italics. Thanks guys!
Click link for italics coding! It should work.
Double check
<i> and </i>, you mean? ;p
Hmm. I couldn’t get that to work, even with the extra spaces.
But I did put it on a picture … if you’ll click my link, you’ll see it!
@Danbala
show off
Yeah! What ACSIS said!
*raspberry*
@Danbala: thanks!
@ACSIS and Second: Why didn’t you guys say so?!
No no no, I found the best… example…. ever…..
[link]
;D
{first response eaten}
Why should we make it easy for you?
Life’s a b!tch, and so are you ;-P
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@ACSIS:
Great one!
Why can’t life be a sl*t? Then it would be easy!
Ah, men are all the same, aren’t they Eds?
Ok, how about:
Life’s a beach and then you dive.
@jane: Unfortunately this is true.. Show me someone who insists on taking the hard way and I’ll show you a masochist.
Just testing italics italics
Hi, hi, hi there! At last we meet.
Naughty, naughty, naughty!
You filthy old soomka!
I had to try it.
Thank you!
iS IT WORKING BETTER NOW?
IM SORRY I THINK YOUR WRONG TO TELL THEM NOT TO RIGHT THERE COMMENTS IN CAPS!
Their, their… Your just overreacting.
me to
Ouch Ouch Ouch
You dont like too see this kind of thing than?
Get used to it, its a doggy dog world out there.
*splort*
That excited, huh? *hands Second a Shamwow.
…yeah, I’m disgusting.
Doggy dog, LOL. That’s a good example of what’s known as an ‘eggcorn.’ (clicky on my name) Like, “For all intensive purposes,” “A hare’s breath,” or my favorite, “Old-timer’s disease.”
Kewl, thanks. I’ve not heard the term Eggcorn before.
Yeah, that is one of the more cringe-inducing examples out there, but there really are so many.
If malapropism persists, contact your physician.
the creation of it is hilarious… who knew there was a blog for linguists…
Cunning linguists, and master debaters.
cunninlynguists is one of my favorite music groups…
Then there’s the Metallica album, Cunning Stunts.
“Comments wont nest below this level”
Talk about irony. Pundit Kitchen coder’s grammar fail!
“Mind as well” always slays me.
Its the Internet. People are going to have bad grammar, irregardless.*
and regardless, we’re going to smash them into pieces for it.
Oh, I’m with you. I was just being snarky.
Need your bat polished?
turns out – irregardless is/IS a completely acceptable word. According to Webster, anyway.
Yeah, well, what does HE know?!
Webster? Why should I care what Emmanuel Lewis thinks about the acceptability of “irregardless”?
You haven’t heard about his PhD in Linguistics? He’s a much sought after guest lecturer. Unfortunately, most schools don’t have small enough podiums.
You’re grammar decisions are you’rs to make. If your okay with that then that’s all that matters….AND THE GUY NEEDS A HAIRCUT!
ziptied!
GRAMMAR NAZI RAAAAAAAAGE.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I agree completely ubr. However, the picture is still funny, although the grammar does diminish it a bit.
The bums lost Lebowski. . . . . . . . .
The Dude just wanted his rug back…
It tied the room together!
Wow, it looks like his shoulders are being disjointed.
the word you’re looking for is dislocated.
no… it’s pretty hard to dislocate the arms of a manacled prisoner by pulling them up from behind… it’s a stress position, but not permanent…
I’d like to see him deboned.
You are right. I meant disjointed.
Dang there goes that old timers disease, I mean dislocated.
Oh good, Joaquin Phoenix has really been grossing me out with that new look.
…but who is going to make him shave? The Coast Guard?
Eep! Stupid address not working right.
I think this is my cousin…No, seriously. My cousin’s a Treesitter in Oregon and I swear I think this is him.
It’s definitely your cousin (the family resemblance is stunningly apparent), but his actual title is “Tree Hugger.”
many environmentalists try for years to make it to the might echelon of tree hugger…
might = mighty… i hate when i haven’t had enough coffee…
Actually, there are tree huggers (slang term for hippies) and tree sitters – people who hang out in trees so they won’t be cut down.
Looks like a treef**ker.
You checked his dick for splinters?
Had to do this. Just…had to. I know it’s lame. [link]
It’s like flashing back to the 60′s!
This reminds me of something my father-in-law told me- he was an XO at a base in Germany (in late 70s I think), and this guy was getting discharged so had COMPLETELY given up shaving, etc. When dad in law told him he was going home, he said “I want you to be shaved and have your hair cut when you get on that plane tomorrow.” He wasn’t. So dad in law grabbed the two biggest guys he could find and said “don’t kill him, but when he gets on that plane he WILL be shaved and his hair WILL be regulation length.” They ended up chasing him down the runway and dry shaving him before he was allowed on the plane. : ) I love his stories!
Haha, That’s Olympia, Washington. My town :3
4 in a row Win!!! Nice job, PK
Isn’t this the guy from Intervention who was a award winning bicyclist then he started doing crack?
Sure looks like him, but I don’t think it is
That’s exactly what I thought!
GRAMMAR FAIL!
I think that this is the Wolf-Man guy….looks like him
you kno, the guy who lives with wolves?
SPELLING FAIL!!
“your going to get a haircut”
LMAO
Booooooring. And absolutely not funny!
I’m just testing to see it I can do the italics thing
where do people find the time to spend on this sort of thing… there´s a world out there to be enjoyed!! omg what am i doing here…