Comments on: Psst, hand me a Kleenex

By: PH

PH — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 10:33:07 +0000

hello Bill =P

By: ex

ex — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 02:41:36 +0000

how so?

By: smoofy

smoofy — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 02:33:04 +0000

wow, way to be a close-minded asshole

By: RoyBatty

RoyBatty — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 21:08:57 +0000

Yes, because who cares about our Rights, the lives of thousands lost or the rampant degradation of all levels of infrastructure when, GASP!, the guy who has been out of office for 8 years had consensual sex.

When you have to explain to your grand children how a political party could disappear after existing for over 100 years, just explain that that’s what happens when you think the wrong things are important. That Americans forgot about the lies about hummers in the White House when the next guy’s lies got their sons & daughters killed.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 15:18:45 +0000

You’ll never get me to talk, Copper!!!

*flees towards window and just crashes into wall*

Owwww, my organs… *passes out*

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 15:17:14 +0000

I have a very special fondness for getting head, yes. Lynn does things with her mouth that Senators and Presidents would kill for. And now that I have said that, cue unmarked private army through my window in 3… 2… 1…

*is sniped*

By: MyMyselfandI

MyMyselfandI — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 18:20:32 +0000

Remember boys and girls, Bill Clinton got a hummer in the white house. That will always be worse than anything that any Republican leader has ever done to themselves or the country. Any time the Dirty Liburals seem to be making sense, a good ‘Clinton and Monica’ line will put ‘em away!

By: AC

AC — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 10:33:15 +0000

You mean that if we called Granny less, she’d read more of those books?
… She’s started lending them to my mother too, actually…

By: anniemcphee

anniemcphee — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 08:03:26 +0000

Well, Clinton was FUNNY – he was funny to imitate and the scrapes he got himself into often had an element of comedy to them as well. Carter, Reagan, the Bushes – there’s stilll plenty of luls to be mined from them; just gotta do it right.

I like this one; old stuff is OK And it almost seems like the Clinton years are back what with many of the picks. Someone dig old Jocelyn Elders out – no one’s gonna bark about her masturbation comment NOW (there was nothing wrong with it.) Maybe we could live the Obama/Clinton years – 2.0.

By: StreetPreacher

StreetPreacher — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 02:52:26 +0000

I just can’t wait for the Jonathan Krohn (sp?) jokes to roll out!

By: StreetPreacher

StreetPreacher — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 02:50:56 +0000

I once wound up in a trauma unit with two dogeared copies of Highlights for Children and a TV permanently set to Jerry Springer… Apparently someone told the attending nurse that I was a four year old girl, instead of fourteen.
Though, why they’d play Springer for a four year old puzzles me to this day. O.o

By: rhorho

rhorho — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 01:24:05 +0000

Diss is foreverly full of win like that.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 01:23:13 +0000

Because old women whose children don’t call buy the
hell out of those books.

By: ACSIS

ACSIS — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 01:16:21 +0000

Jane, are you trying to poke someone with Bill Clinton’s stick too?

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 01:14:06 +0000

Perhaps this lol of hers has an autobiographical inspiration to it.

By: Lola

Lola — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 01:13:03 +0000

…except that most Liberals actually have a sense of humor and love a good Bill Clinton joke. Conservatives wont’ even crack a smile at a Bill O’Reilly loofah joke:/

By: National Enquirer

National Enquirer — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 00:35:11 +0000

What I’d like to know is, is heatherjlc a staff member or sleeping with one? There sure is an inordinate number of her submissions making the front page, regardless of whether they’re funny or not.

By: ACSIS

ACSIS — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 00:30:55 +0000

Please, feel free to keep milking that bone, but I think that much like the Republican idea mill, it’s run dry.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 00:28:14 +0000

How do you know he’s Irony hard?
This some part of don’t ask, don’t tell, they don’t mention? The bit where you can ‘hint’?

By: Blarg

Blarg — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 00:24:06 +0000

*AHEM*

Ah, the sweet taste of irony.

By: Dani

Dani — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 00:18:57 +0000

I do I do I do!!!!

By: StreetPreacher

StreetPreacher — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 22:26:21 +0000

Extremely rarely en masse. Such examples are extraordinary in their field.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 22:21:09 +0000

Obversely, entertaining elements are
on occasion able to endure.

By: StreetPreacher

StreetPreacher — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 22:10:45 +0000

That made me lol.

By: StreetPreacher

StreetPreacher — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 22:08:39 +0000

Exposed or entombed, it ends in eccentricity.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 22:03:13 +0000

Eternally hung in elegant effigy.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 22:01:06 +0000

Not in a long, long time, but I will confess to being an avid reader of Rosemary Rogers in high school. Hardly works of great literary merit…

By: AC

AC — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 21:58:40 +0000

Why, WHY, do they write like that?

By: AC

AC — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 21:57:06 +0000

Euch… Romance novels… I had to read a ridiculously graphic French rip-off of Gone with the wind last school year. Put me off the genre entirely… They’re either nauseating or unbelievably depressing (With a few exceptions)…

By: pittypat

pittypat — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 21:56:43 +0000

And the streets were wet with something more than rain.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 21:56:38 +0000

Awwwww, someone is a fan! You’ve been holding out on us, Diss!

By: ACSIS

ACSIS — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 21:55:59 +0000

hey, don’t bogart the spliff

By: StreetPreacher

StreetPreacher — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 21:55:17 +0000

Esteemed so, it’s an egregious error in exegesis.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 21:55:03 +0000

She sighed and tossed her flaming auburn tresses in the breeze from the river. How could Marlow annoy her so easily? And yet…there was something about him, something that made her heart race faster under her firm, supple breasts.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 21:52:55 +0000

Evidently, it is inevitable that their estimability as ersatz
erotica is all about hermeneutics.

By: StreetPreacher

StreetPreacher — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 21:45:45 +0000

Hey now- I’ve also found them to have inestimable value as emetics.

By: StreetPreacher

StreetPreacher — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 21:37:21 +0000

Heart of Blowjobs – A ferry-boat captain is employed to transport ivory downriver; however, his more pressing assignment is to return a busty fugitive ivory trader to civilization… with sexy results!

By: StreetPreacher

StreetPreacher — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 21:29:32 +0000

One thing I must confess, though… My only experience with the Hatfields and McCoys is via an old Warner Brothers cartoon. TV show cross-pollination FAIL, apparently.

By: StreetPreacher

StreetPreacher — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 21:25:23 +0000

Meh. Frustrating when that happens, innit.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 20:50:52 +0000

Ummm, I replied to this, but it had a norty word what got stuck in the filter. Wait for it, it’ll make it’s lost way back someday.

By: StreetPreacher

StreetPreacher — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 20:34:19 +0000

And people generally have no problem understanding me when I make the same sarcastic “Except for the part where not at all” reply in real life. Translation: Except for the part where it isn’t in the least bit awesome at all, actually.

By: StreetPreacher

StreetPreacher — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 20:31:19 +0000

Yeah, you’re right. ‘s what I get for being up at 4 am, I s’pose.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 20:29:21 +0000

Nope. This Democrat isn’t proud of Clinton being a dog. Good president for the most part, but lousy husband and father on this regard. Dude could use a lockbox on his equipment. But then I think that of any gal or guy who can’t honor their partner’s health by keeping it zipped.

By: ACSIS

ACSIS — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 20:28:54 +0000

republican troll trying to make a link between the name pork(ulus) and the spending bill.
Typical republican fail at facts; fail at humor.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 20:18:00 +0000

What?

By: RepublicanTroll

RepublicanTroll — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 20:07:36 +0000

What are you doing here!? You have a lot of money to spend you better get back to work.

By: ACSIS

ACSIS — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 19:37:31 +0000

*sigh*
Why am I not surprised?

By: RepublicanTroll

RepublicanTroll — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 19:33:12 +0000

Hope youre ready for a nice long nap…

By: RepublicanTroll

RepublicanTroll — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 19:30:20 +0000

The difference is, Democrats are actually secretly proud of Clinton and his behavior. That’s why this isnt’ really a shot at the Democrats in the same way their fabricated attacks on Bush are. So, probably not…

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 19:20:24 +0000

Oooooooooo, I lol’d! Great tag team effort there Rho and Diss!