I thought you said that was a blank tape! I didn’t know Bill used it…
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I like it! I’ve got nothing against Clinton, at least he was true to his heart…er…some part of his anatomy….
I’m thinking:
Biden: Man, you too?
Obama: Yeah, ice cream headaches suck.
Oh no, brain freeze!
I was thinking that as well but it didn’t have to do with ice cream brain freezes. More with overindulgence in beans or broccoli ….. *shrug*
Putting your tongue to the roof of your mouth cures an ice cream brain freeze… But don’t do so while the ice cream is in your mouth because under-your-tongue freeze is nasty…
More precisely, warming your soft palate with your tongue will cure the
brain freeze. In the case of slushy drinks, angling the straw so that the
semi-frozen bevvy misses the soft palate altogether will *prevent* the
problem.
[LINK]
You realising you’re both wasting perfectly good ‘FIRST!’ responses there?
True that, but anyway:
You can also stop a brain freeze by visualizing yourself
in 100 degree heat in the sun in a desert. It works!
— a Margaritophile
Oh and Rho? I LOL’d at the *Warning* in your link:
Never touch your “punching bag” or you’ll get the dreaded
vomit reflex!
Uvula, by the way.
what if that visualization doesn’t work because you’ve had brain
freeze in the desert in 100+ weather?
I always thought the “brain freeze” pain was caused by the palette thawing, not the initial freezing.
So was the tape titled “One night on the Hill”?
But it probably wasn’t titled ‘One Night on Hill’.
Perhaps even “A Night in the Oral Office”?
*dodges flying tomatoes*
… in the oral orifice?
… or a gargle for a miss?
I do not like your stupid Thrill,
I do not like you Bill the Drill!
I think that should read ‘One Night In Hil’
Well let’s not push our luck.
Badum tsh!
The whole night? He’s not that good.
You know this from…
Personal experience?
Documented evidence?
Your wet dreams?
Did I insult your hero?
Naw, just raised some interesting questions as to when, exactly, you and Bill got it on. I bet that was some angry hate sex right there.
Back to Tom of Finland?
He seems to come up with alarming regularity.
Nah, just curious if you’re still dripping.
Sorry, I didn’t know you were so sensitive, I bet he could go all night… There, how’s that?
I haven’t been sensitive in decades, but thanks for the concern.
.
So how is Bill’s sweet sweet man-juice? Apparently, you’re the current expert on the topic.
Well you certainly are over reacting here, but maybe you don’t call that sensitive. Ok, whatever. You seem to want to talk about the “man-juice” thing, sorry I can’t help you there.
So, if you’ve not been at least ineptly buggered
by Wild Bill, how do you know his staying power?
(Hint for the future, don’t hang around
Democratic Party After Parties in full drag) More
to the point, why would it be an issue? IIRC
‘One Night in Hill’ was a gang bang movie
anyway… just with a Cronenberg, rather than
Cougar edge… I’m told even the King of
Venereal Horror shuddered when he was told…
Lol!
Asking a question is an over reaction? Sweet.
.
You’re the one making the claim to have the intimate ‘inside’ knowledge of the man’s sexual prowess. Unless this was just, you know, another republican fabrication for the sake of sensationalism…
.
That’s ok, we understand. Republicans have nothing left.
It was a joke son, do you know ANYONE that can go ALL night? Also, how do you know I’m a republican? Maybe I just like the name?
There’s that famous
I’m-backed-into-a-corner-now-WTF-should-I-Do…-I-Know-It’s-only-a-joke!-Can’t-you-people-take-a-joke-?
move that we see so often. Nicely weaseled….
.
and BTW, yes, I do know some all-nighters, myself included (in my younger days) thank you very much.
Rawr. Hey ACSIS…. what’s going on?
Wow, well congratulations on that. Still don’t think Clinton could have pulled it off though… Just an opinion, mind you. Dont’ get huffy.
Here’s one for you guys…inspired by you guys. [link]
Good one!
@Jane
Just having some fun poking the troll with a stick. Bill Clinton’s stick apparently.
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I love the ‘indignant’ reactions.
How are you doing today??
Thank you for continuing to rock, Diss!
Thank you, Jane, and RT.
@diss, nice, but shouldn’t it read:
“that depends on what the meaning of ‘all night’ is…
?
Yes, to be perfectly correct, it should.
You still got it, though….
Sorry, it’s in my nature to be pedantic at times…
I always get, and usually appreciate your humor diss! Keep it up.
Well, you are a Stanist, so I expect that.
If he pulled it off, then he’d not last all night…
Male sexual response being what is…
.
Can also be written as:
Males respond sexually to what(ever) being is – nearby.
Tropic Thunder ref?
Nope, didn’t see it, but now I might have to.
It’s excellent… As much as I never thought I’ve live long enough to write this…
Jack Black makes the film for me…
That is hard to picture, but I’ll check it out.
I should have at least went with the one L version. I was trying to tie it into Paris Hilton’s “One Night In Paris” while connecting Hillary to Capital Hill. Pun fail? Possibly.
I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 1,000,000,000,000…
9000?
e!
Below 7,000?
pi!
rho!
A deer!
D’oh!
A female deer?
Oh man….is this multiple choice?
Training the facepalm.
Rehearsing? My English sucks, I fear.
Have no fear. Even those of us who speak
English as our only language fail miserably quite often.
Since the bulk here speak some ghastly dialect, I’d not say that English was the first language of many here…
You sweet talker, you.
I AM English!
No, no, Judge Dread says, “I AM the law!” You were close though.
Dialects! <3
Everything’s a dialect….
I liked my caption:
George’s latest hidden prank was discovered. Much facepalming ensued.
I’m curious as to the real reason Biden and Obama are facepalming in unison. WTF happened?
I’m guessing this was taken when they saw the note Bush left Obama. Written in crayon.
And possibly stating “Frist!”
Please accept this award of +1 internets.
Frist is so two Congresses ago.
They heard BillO was demanding to see the birth certificate?
Bill surprised them with “The Brain”
Waiting FTW!
*checks watch*
Should be along in a couple of minutes…
He meant the movie “Waiting.” For people who have seen it that’s a win though I haven’t seen it so I don’t get to play along either—I already missed out on another forum and had to have the “Waiting” thing explained a little. I’m pretty sure the “brain” is every man’s “other brain.”
Here’s a good alternative caption: Obama and Biden take a quick peek at their 401k accounts!
Ouch! And, a depressing win…
Well, we were all sold the idea of betting our pensions on the world’s only 24 hour, legal, floating craps game as a good on…
What’s the alternative? Almost all investment is a crap shoot, no?
Yes. Otherwise it would be called “saving”.
death, taxes, etc.
EPIC WIN!! God, can you imagine what would be on a Bill Clinton sex tape…actually, scratch that, I don’t want to imagine…damn, too late!!