This Just In… – A shocked VP Biden visits new “Children Zoo”
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Okay, this is really not funny at all, unless it’s some kind of a petting zoo, perhaps … ?
… wow.
Oh great, my icon has become a trippy little swastika.
I feel your pain fellow captain.
*salutes*
Tausend Jahre, meine Kapitäne, tausend Jahre!
Who says Biden isn’t caged and the kids are visiting him?
covered below… search on tATu
Lewis Carroll/Gary Glitter WIN!
“What your mama don’t see … your mama don’t know” Alice.
LOL!
With our current economic situation, I was thinking more along the lines of Thomas Malthus. Caption, “This one looks a little stringy. What happened to all the chubby ones?”
I thought it was Swift who suggested that babies should be fed to the rich…
Oops, my bad. It was Swift.
Malthus was geometric population growth versus linear production. He may have mentioned cannibalism, since Soylent Green is the only solution to that…
I don’t see a problem with the soylent green thing… It wasn’t like people were using their bodies at the time…
Prions…
and you eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal.
I mean, I’m a vegetarian so I wouldn’t be eating meat anyway… But if you eat dead pig/dead chicken/dead coo WHY DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM with dead human? People are odd.
I don’t have a problem with it.
I even dated a guy briefly who was a vorarephiliac…
I’ve said too much already.
Oh sorry… It’s just that I’ve mentioned it before and got weird looks from folk…
All fingers and toes still present and accounted for, then?
Gives the phrase ‘I want you inside me’ a whole new meaning.
Prions… I keep telling you… and I’d not be too certain vegetarianism is that safe… of the vCJD cases there have been about 6 vegies of various sorts. It seems any protein rich veg can carry the prions… they don’t burn, they can’t die (since they’re not alive), you can only break them down at a molecular level, and to do that, you’d have to destroy the normal protein with them…
Also, generally speaking, people don’t like to think they’re eating anyone they know (“Anyone want a slice of Aunt Aggie? No? More for me, then!”), although if there’s a name to the animal I’m eating, I like to know it… bad manners other wise…
In the film (and the novella) the point of them keeping the main ingredient of Soylent Green secret was twofold
1) The Aunt Aggie reason above
2) They didn’t want people to know that, due to over population, and pollution, they were all that was left to eat on Earth, thus it was claimed SG was made from planktons…
Carnivores eating carnivores, isn’t that how we get “Mad Cow” disease? Eeek!
Except for apex carnivores, who are too big and/or mean to be eaten by anyone else, carnivores eat carnivores all the time. Mad cow disease comes from prions, which are misfolded proteins. When you ingest them, they cause all the other proteins of the same type to misfold as well.
So Martha Stewart is immune to Mad Cow Disease?
cannibalism is how you get mad cow, in the case of humans it’s called cooru or
something. it’s just one of those things where morality started with hygene. Eating other humans spreads diseases very quickly.
If it weren’t for the spreading of diseases we probably would just eat each other. Meat is meat is meat and humans look quite a bit like turkey.
Random info:
Dead muscle doesn’t actually become “meat” for a while after death, because it’s still maintaining itself with the energy stores within the muscle. After it burns all that out, it’s rigormortified, at which point certain enzymes kick in and start softening the muscle. At that point it’s considered meat.
If the animal is “stressed out” at the time shortly before death it has adverse effects on this process, so the meat quality changes.
vegetarians eat vegetables… i’m a humanitarian. any questions?
“Mad cow” from eating humans is called Kuru. When it occurs spontaneously, it is called Cruetzfeld-Jacob. The cows got ‘mad cow’ mostly from animal feed made from leftovers from slaughtering and butchering sheep–called ‘scrapie’ in that case. The general term is ‘spongiform encephalitis’, because the prions/weird proteins will cause your brain to turn into sponge-like tissue as it slowly kills you. –and recent studies have shown that the same protein which miss-folds in ‘mad cow’ is also somehow involved in the disease process in Alzheimers. But it isn’t clear exactly how yet.
–this message brought to you by the science geek!
Did I hear petting zoo? Holy Moly, it must be my birthday!
That’s actually kind of sick in a pedo way.
First!
At its most basic, an emulsion is a suspension two liquids within each other that would not naturally mix. To get a stable, permanent emulsion, you need to use something to hold the drops of opposing liquid together and prevent them from separating. This “something” is called an emulsifying agent. And this agent is like a mutual friend who holds the oil-based liquid in one hand and the water-based liquid in the other. It creates a chemical bond with each liquid and becomes a bridge between them. The most common emulsifying agent is an egg yolk, as in mayonnaise and hollandaise sauces.
Man, it’s been forever since I’ve had some steamed asparagus with hollandaise sauce on the side. Yum. Damn you Steve.
If you want to really blow Slow Joe’s mind…ask him if he’s on the outside, or the inside?
Wasn’t that the plot of a tATu video?
Yeah, they were the straight girls on the inside, making lots of money out of pseudo-sapphism. The people on the other side were the human beings with some self-respect (but bugger-all money).
Hell, I’d act gay if it would make me money. Is there any marketability in being a fat, middle-aged queen?
There isn’t? Sigh, back to being broke.
buy some black leather chaps and a bunch of chains… then you’ll be a fat middle aged leather bear. there’s some marketability there. it’s frightening as all get out… but it’s marketable.
Sweet!
*goes to buy some assless chaps*
This the look? [link]
I’m finding that disturbingly less disturbing than I expected. Off your game a little today?
They’re really kind of a cute couple…
I can get out the offensive pictures if you wish…
Would you like that, Clarice?
Quid pro quo, Fester…quid pro quo.
Pardon me, old chaps, do you any have grey poop on?
Are not all chaps assless by design?
You’ve never heard of chapped asses before?
That’s not the same as assed chaps!
And then there’s halfassed chaps.
Related to hapless asses.
Or worn by them.
I’m with you, n8. I’ve always felt the added designation of “assless” made the whole thing redundant. Otherwise you just have leather pants, or maybe, crotchless leather pants.
* flashes badge * As an agent in the Department of Redundancy and Repetition Department, I am here to certify that yes, the term ” assless chaps” is redundant.
I’m sorry, could you repeat that?
Thanks! Leather bear! I’m tall and hairy, too, I might just be able to pull this off!
Amsterdam, matey!
being a leather bear is easier if you’re rocking a natural sweater vest. but you must also pierce your nipples with HUGE rings (like 0 gauge) and then run a chain between them.
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i’ve been to too many pride parades…
Now, that’s Tom of Finland!
Thanks for the pic, UF. I’m taking notes here.
If I had a body like either of those boys, and was that young again, I don’t think I’d care at all what’s between the legs of my bed-partners.
I wasted my youth. Now I’m wasting my middle-age by wishing I was young again. (And
that I that I hadn’t marry a fiscal black-hole that pulled all my cash and my credit-rating beyond the event horizon. If I’d stayed single, mebbe I wouldn’t need to come up with ridiculous schemes to get out of debt. Maybe I should just sell my body on the streets – Lots of guys would pay me to keep this body away from them!)
I can make anyone disappear for about $50. price is negotiable, depending on how many different places you want them found in.
just remembered… if you just want to be a fat middle aged queen…. not a leather bear. take a page out of the elton john book. put out a few decent songs then go batsh!t crazy with costumes, platform shoes, sunglasses, etc. then spend a decade getting fat so you can be a fat old queen but everyone inexplicably still loves you.
Elt is a national treasure… how dare you… we don’t insult Paul Lynde or Liberace….
We do.
*agreeing with zhaoping*
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i love elton john… but he turned into a fat old queen about 15 years ago.
That’s because he didn’t sleep with the same Russian rent boy Fredddie Mercury did…
TAKE IT BACK! you shant speak ill of freddie mercury! he was a freaking genius. effing aids…
RIP freddie. queen was NEVER the same.
This is going to be the best way to preserve the species. I know it may seem cruel to keep these wild beasts locked up. However, in the long run, it is best for their protection. Also, please note that while they look all cute and cuddley now, they are wild beasts, and within a few years they will be strong enough to steal your car and take it out on a drug and alcohol filled rampage that could endanger the lives of thousands.
These are wild animals, not house pets.
***********************GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENT*********************
The Frou household is expecting a second froolet in early October. It’s too soon to know the gender, but Froo, Hubby, and ‘Froolet I’ will be happy with either, and are delighted to share their news with PK. Froo is getting lots of rest between retches, and will be on later to read any good wishes we send their way.
Way to preserve the species! Best wishes, froo!
*gives froo a case of saltine crackers*
*readies tater tots and Ben & Jerry’s*
*buys stock in chocolate*
I didn’t do it.
Yay! Froolet II!
Congrats, Froofrou! And good luck!
And here I was thinking ‘go forth and multiply’ meant we should all learn math. Maybe I should give this breeding thing a try. I mean, how hard could it be?
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Seriously, though, congrats Froofrou and clan!
Breeding is easy. Restraining the urge to run for the hills screaming once you realise what you’ve let yourself in for, less so.
(Not that I would know – I couldn’t take responsibility for the life of a goldfish, let alone a living, breathing μ-sapien)
My congratulations to Froofrou&Co, as well as my respect for having the courage to raise another one! (The first one doesn’t count, but with the second, you know what you’re letting yourself in for, so that takes courage!)
“Maybe I should give this breeding thing a try. I mean, how hard could it be?”
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Seriously you guys, I left you a straight line like that and I get no takers? Do I have to do everything myself? Sheesh.
insert Tab A into Slot B. repeat as necessary.
Maybe we want you to reproduce. Never thought of that, didja, huh?
The world would be a more awesome place with more little Seths running around.
Did I hear somebody volunteer to babysit? *ducks*
I probably would if I lived in the Southwest and had the spare time. C’mon, I’m a freaking teacher, I love kids!
Huzzah!
Yay! Congrats on froolet II!
(and feel better….morning sickness is the pits.)
Woo Hoo! Another future Republican..
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Congrats Froo!
You don’t KNOW that Eds! What better way for the mini froos to rebel against their mom?
It’ll never happen.. “Spare the rod, spoil the child” so we’re told.
I don’t really care what the young froos’ political leanings will be. Good people tend to raise good kids and both sides could use more folks like froofrou.
I really don’t care what their political leanings are, as long as they have just cause and good reasoning backing them up. I refuse to raise a couple of eggplants who can’t think for themselves
That’s what I’m talking about, I loves my froo!
YAY!!!! More little froos!
Thank you guys so very much!!! I appreciate all the well-wishes, we’re all going to need them
This baby was a total shock, and a total whoops, but we will love him or her just as much 
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Thank you guys!!!! *hugs tiem nao*
*hugs froo carefully, so as not to make her spew*
*ick* Yeah, I wasn’t this sick with the last one. I hope it goes away soon. *noms saltines*
*Hand over more saltines*
Yay! More cute baby! Whoops babies are a good thing, in a happy family!
*joins group hug/try not to spew fest*
Also, me and both of my siblings were all whoops babies (or as my mother sarcastically refers to us: “gifts from god”). Not only was I a whoops baby but my parents actually had a discussion about whether they should have another kid or not and decided that NO they didn’t want to try for another and a week later found out they were expecting little ‘ol me. I’ve been raining on their parade ever since.
I’m not sure I buy that. Are you sure Charlie didn’t tell you that to make you clean your room? I wouldn’t put it past him, at any rate.
Actually that comes from Mrs. Foxtrot, she waaaaaaay more hardcore than Charlie. He tends to wander around with this whole absentminded professor thing going on. It’s so frustrating to see a man who made it through Army Ranger school not be able to match his socks.
My dad is that way. He didn’t go through Army Ranger school, but he’s got several advanced degrees (including a PHD), and can’t seem to understand why black knee socks, shorts, and flip flops don’t go together.
Charlie tucks his t-shirt into his sweatpants! It’s so awful!
I’m going to cite both those options when the wife gives me hell for wearing socks to bed.
@ jane and froo – last year i finally managed to steal away my dads 6″ inseam (i’m only SLIGHTLY exaggerating), baby blue, “tennis shorts” he’d had since several years before i was born (turning 24 next month). he wore them with mid-calf white socks and brown sandals… you’d think with advanced math and physics degrees (he really did study to be a rocket scientist) he’d be a little better than that.
My ex-husband, many years ago, dressed for a summer evening out with me as follows: Yellow polo shirt, dark shorts, with suspenders (that’s braces for the Brits on here), knee-high socks and topsiders. He did not find it amusing when I collapsed in giggles and asked him where the rest of his polka band was.
@diss: HAHAHAH! that’s priceless.
@shortright: I got 3 out of 4 of my kids and some hilarious memories out of that marriage, so I don’t think it was time wasted!
congrats on the new froolet
unexpected ones are always the best
Shouldn’t there be a guard rail? Those things BITE!
and they carry disease! *Side-Show Bob Style Shudder*
I’m all for keeping them in a secure, centralized location. Those beasts have no place roaming about in civilized society!
Exactly! And who are these irresponsible parents letting their children get so close to them?
Well, now, all parents can’t afford the proper child rearing. A professional toddler wrangler can cost a smaller fortune, and as long as there’s not a license for breeding so that only those who can get their kids broke at a proper brat farm, we will have to live with the casualities caused by the backyard training of one’s own prodigy. :/
(Unless there are some form of subsidized governmental juvenile corrals, of course.)
I mean, of course: “so that only those … can breed”. A bit of what I planned to write broke free and ran away.
SIGH@self
I also mean, of course “not all parents can afford” rather than “all parents can’t afford”.
Way to perpetrate one of your most hated semantic crimes, me there.
*exits left, sounds of flagellation ensue*
wouldn’t that be “progeny”, not “prodigy”. and I find the term “child rearing” to be a little suspect… *mutters to self* exiting left with sounds of flatulence….. disgusting..
(just kidding)
I dare you to find a parent who’ll admit that their kid in an dumb as an ox and half as good looking…
er, make that “… kid is as dumb…”
*sputter*
Herb, I can see you’ve never met my mother….
@Saint:
Yes, it should be progeny. Thanks. Something didn’t feel quite right as I wrote that.
Maybe we should harness them for energy production…
TREADMILLS! That’s what the economy needs, a more robust attitude to child labour.
Yes, excellent idea! The little tykes have a tendency to possess too much of the stuff. Either we start putting it to good use, or – if child labour is too taboo – just cut down on the energy-in. Half-starved critters are way more docile and easy to handle.
*grips the concept of ethics firmly by its throat*
Noooo, Danbala! Then Sally Struthers shows up, and that kind of trouble we don’t need.
*Picturing a rather large Hamster wheel…*
Pfah, damnit. I forgot about that plague on mankind. There’s always a flaw to every good plan I make. Energy harnesses seems to be the thing then!
Ok, it’s a plan, then!
OT, but did we just lose a couple layers of nesting?
It definitely looks that way. (And for me, the letters when I type are teeny tiny! Like energy-harnessed toddlers!)
Me, too. I just checked an older LOL. It stopped nesting at ten layers.
We’ve stopped nesting at six here.
Oh, not just me then? I was wondering what was up with that. It’s ok on this computer, but it’s going to be interesting on my damn 10″ notebook.
No more posting without glasses for me! This may be an attempt to conquer the Firefox word-wrapping problem. *shrugs*
It didn’t work, if it is.
It’s retro-fitted, too. You can’t go back to an older LOL and post directly under a comment on Layers 7, 8, 9 or 10. This ought to be interesting.
I don’t think “retro-fitted” is the right term there. “Blanketed?”
Retroactive? If so, I think PK owes us money.
I was definitely going with the “Children selling to boost economy” or “Poor families sell children in needy times” riff.
xD the kids are deffinately visiting him! lolz
look he’s going like this: ^0^ WHAY! bahahhwhwhahaa
And this is why meds are prescribed, kiddies… you should take them…
I faithfully do, everyday.
You’re borking right, Charro!
I have very little blood in my pharmaceutical-stream.
Yes, I as well. Bork borkbork
Hahahahahaha!! Red meat!!! I love it. What are you lookin at?
“Oh look, a buffet!”
FEMA, Dammit! This time you’ve gone too far!