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You are the one who out bid me on the Uranium!?
He looks pretty smug about it, too. Last-second bidders!
He won’t be so happy once he gets socked with the “shipping and handling” fee.
*Cookie*
Damn you sniping bidders!
Humor. Ur doin it wrong.
Or maybe I’m just tired and pissy.
Nah, you’re right, it sucks.
“Praying toward Mecca.” OMG there’s Islams in the UN! LOL!!111!!eleventy
Also, the usage of ‘capital’ is incorrect, should be ‘capitol’ in this context. Subby fails outright.
are you sure that they’re not looking at schematics of our money?
Yeah, I think that that might be the case.
There is a fair about of humor in this one, which has become all too rare lately.
The only thing that made me lol was the guy making lols. That’s kind of clever…. I dunno, maybe I’m just slaphappy?
I think it is funny. A nice break from the usual lib-fest.
Some vindication, good.
Are you sure you meant to use the word “vindication” there?
Perhaps validation would’ve been better, but if he thinks it’s funny, it somewhat validates my opinion that it isn’t, thereby vindicating me from my own suspicion of being pissy.
That’s a twisty road you’re walking, but everybody needs a hobby.
Current front page count: two lols making fun of Bill, one making fun of the GOP, one out and out love fest to the Obamas, one wtf (children’s zoo) and two with the right wing meme that all foreigners want to kill us, especially if they are brown skinned.
Yeah, you guys never get any love…
ummmm……. the “death to Canada” guy represents “all foreigners” in your mind?
Making fun of terrorists is “right wing”, somehow?
How odd….
Actually, you can’t even count the lols for political leanings at all because over half of them have been made by the that heatherjlc person who, from the looks of things, appears to be sucking someone at ICHC off.
Admin need love too.
Hmm… maybe more like admins need cheap ho’s?
Jane, how dare you insult the admins that way! I has a hmpf!
Yes, the idea that all brown people want to kill us is definitely right wing. It’s a hateful meme that is leading to increased incidences of white on latino violence in the US, currently. Just last week a “GWB in 2004″ volunteer took his rifle across the apartment complex he lived in and shot up a meeting of foreign exchange students from Chile, killing two and wounding five more. He did this because he thinks the brown people are coming to get us; I blame Rush, Hannity, and Billo, myself.
Nice of you to simply declare that…. and “prove” it with the example of one lone nut. By your reasoning, the Unibomber demonstrates that all environmentalists are homicidal maniacs. Nicely played.
Getting back to the LOL in question, it hold no basis for your say assumption that it represents all “brown people”. Perhaps your problem is that you think all “brown people” are identical?
Yes, it has a misspelling/typo, but the concept’s funny enough — like several other captions for this pic, basically a jab at these guys all goofing off instead of working. I kinda like the 4 guys making LOLs. And now I’m sure we’ll get the usual string of people pointing out that this isn’t the U.N., the identity of the 4th guy from the left…etc.
Sometimes I think there’s people taking this stuff WAY too seriously.
Nobody who posts here should gripe about anyone goofing off.
*has secretary hold all MG’s calls for important meeting, shuts and locks door, logs onto PK*
Who’s goofing off? I’m hard at work!! Looking this busy ain’t easy,n8!!
Costanza would weep.
It’s The Summer of George!!!
I’m napping under my desk as I type.
I hope you remembered your teddy bear.
Well, exactly. That’s why I found it amusing!
Amen to that!
You think? All the typos I’m making are getting on my nerves though. I mean, dam! (Note to all who cannot recognize sarcasm: See last sentence.)
“Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.” E. B. White
Look for the ridiculous in everything, and you will find it.
Actually this isn’t at the UN. It is in Iran at the council of Majles. Yes I am that much of a dork for knowing that…
Hey Diss–Looks like Pete is our Dork of the Day. What should we do to him first? I have extra paperclips and some old French fries…
Yeah, and only 25 minutes after I noted we’d have people pointing this stuff out, too… Hmm. I have some fishing line; we can twist the paperclips into hooks and use french fries for bait?
Dorkfish makes good eating if you batter it up just right…
I don’t know, I’m feeling charitable today, so I’m inclined to go the catch and release route. We’ll be tagging him, of course.
Be sure to put the GPS tracking device on, so we can keep track of the Dorkfish migration…
*rummages through desk drawer*
Rho, you got the DorkTags with the GPS? I’m out.
*hands loaded speargun to Diss*
Here, tags and GPS already loaded on…be sure you hit him just behind the dorsal fin…
Ok…
*lines shot up carefully*
*squeezes trigger gently*
Dammit. Missed.
*Looks at Dorkfish with spear sticking out of it’s rectum*
Wow! That’s gonna leave a mark…Rectum? It damn near Killed’em…
Oh, darn it Diss, you’ve scared him.
*throws old French fries into the water to lure him back*
@MG: Look! I think he likes it…
@Rho: Careful!! You don’t wanna get too emotionally attached…the Dorkfish doesn’t do well as a pet…wait…are you talking about the fries, or the spear up his a$$?
*Pulls out Baseball bat to put wounded Dorkfish out of it’s misery*
Wait, MG, Dorkfish is an endangered species! You’ll get a significant fine.
*pulls spear out of Dorkfish’s rectum*
Don’t look at me like that, Mr. Dorkfish–It’s for your own good!
*feels guilty*
@Diss: Just tune in to O’Reilly…there’s plenty of Dorkfish out there, one less won’t make a big difference…
@Rho: No guilt, dear…that Dorkfish was asking for it…
Christ, this is the last time I point out the not so obvious.
The only reason I know is that I live and work 1Km from Iran
@Pete: Wow, I didn’t know dorkfish could survive in such extreme conditions. You’re a tough little desert dork fish!
Stay safe over there, okay? When you come back we’ll hook you up with Danbala, a cute lady dorkfish, and the two of you will be very happy…
(@self: Maybe the word “hook” wasn’t the best choice there…)
Well. Under the images on this site is* a line saying “Who is that in the picture? Tell us in the Comments”, after all, so someone actually doing that isn’t too naughty, I’d say.
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*)Until someone does, and it’s changed, of course.
(Then again, I’m dorky enough to really enjoy getting the info.
)
Don’t try to blind us with the facts…let us rage…let us rage I say!!!
Speaking of rage, you know Danbala has all but admitted to being a Dorkfish…
*flaps around feebly*
Curious, I’ve never seen two Dorkfish in the same place except when spawning…
I didn’t realize it was that time of year already. Perhaps it’s the unseasonably warm weather.
@Jane: But I thought that whole “Global Warming”-thing was just a left-wing conspiracy…now look!! We’ve got an epidemic of Dorkfish…
*puts Danbala into an aquarium*
*sprinkles old french fries on top*
No, I’m NOT taking sides. It’s just that there’s no need for her to suffer like that.
*mischieviously taps on aquarium glass*
*puts teeny statue of deep sea diver that makes bubbles in aquarium*
When cared for properly, the Dorkfish thrives in captivity and makes an entertaining pet for the whole family!
Anybody understand why Danbala the Dorkfish is chasing her own tail?
Probably bored — turn on CSpan for her.
Maybe we can catch the other dorkfish, and put him in their with her…
*there
Hey PK! Your pages are crashing IE on my computers at work today. Please stop whatever clever stuff you’re doing that makes it impossible to use your site effectively, okay?
It’s a vast right-wing conspiracy to crash your computer, PM…
Not having a problem with Firefox, anyway.
…no problems here either (as far as IE crashing)…except that the new nesting still stinks…and that my staff keeps knocking on the door wanting to know what I’m working on…
BTW – - Anybody else in love witht he new U2 album…have had it blasting non-stop all day!!
*with the
Thanks for the recommendation. I’m jamming out to The B-52′s Funplex right now. It sounds like their good, old stuff. Have you heard it?
@rho: Was never a big B-52′s fan…liked some of their old stuff…Planet Z comes to mind…
I think you wanted to say “Channel Z” there. Anyway, Funplex has been out for a year now, but I didn’t try it, thinking it would sound like their newer stuff.
This album has a lot of the old “Rock Lobster” charm, so I’m in love.
Channel Z…that’s the one…gettin nothin but static…static in my attic…To answer, no I haven’t heard Funplex, but might give it a try…
Gwon, Gwon… You know you want to…
I always love U2, but I haven’t heard anything new. Music is a sore subject with me right now, what with me still not having my existing music on the ipod I got for Christmas. *hates technology*
Go to u2.com and have a listen…they had all the tracks on there for listeners earlier…it’s good stuff…a mix of old and new sounds for them…
I used to be so in love with Bono as a preteen but I’m not feeling him with those awful sunglasses he’s NEVER seen without. Come on Bono, you used to be sexy!
…still the only man I’d dump my husband for…goofy glasses or not…
You might be able to talk him into taking them off before bed, but then he’d want to talk about Africa afterwards and it’d ruin the moment, I think.
@jane: {Link}….ummm…yummy….
@mg: Yummy, yes, but it completely cracks me up that he’s wearing them in the bathtub!
@diss: which is why I put it in…If he wasn’t so damn gorgeous, it’d piss me off…
I’ll give him a pass on that one, the poor dear, the window is right in his face! *fans herself* Ummmm, I can haz bubble bath with Bono?
I think you might have to race me & MG….
*runs towards tub*
CANNONBALL!! Look out, there, Bono….
*Comes up with snorkel and mask*
AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!
*quietly makes a report to forward to His Cruelty and vanishes into the shadows*
@Jane: Don’t worry about DWN’s report. Max’s abandonment is well
documented, and Diss can represent you. I can be a character witness
(read “witless”) that Bono is “even better than the real thing.”
*sniffs* Thanks Rho, even Max would admit I needed some comfort. Besides, if he ever comes back, I’ll endure my punishment…. stoically.
*sighs and makes a couple calls to dark and scary men who arrive in the night and gives them rhorho’s sleeping coordinates*
What’s the difference between Jesus and Bono?
-
Jesus certainly doesn’t think he’s Bono…
Of course not, Jesus is no where near as good looking.
@DWN: I awoke last night to a ruckus in the living room. Your coordinates were right, but next time, you may want to tell them I’m upstairs.
By the time I got to them, they were all tuckered out.
*blinks and checks phone. Eye rolling then ensues when I discover that His Cruelty replaced my speed dial for assassins with male sex fiends as another one of his “jokes.”*
I really do wish His Cruelty wouldn’t play with my phone…
Whatever you do, DWN, DON’T call your pest control service. I thought those
IRS people would never leave…
Neither do I, @home where I use Firefox. Just @ work. Hmm.
But only filthy commies use open source…
funny!
I bet they’re all just twittering.
I doubt it…it doesn’t look like anyone’s giving an important speech, or anything like that…
Dude, why is this 3.5 out of 5 Lincolns? I thought this picture was freaking hilarious.
Desktop > right click > properties > Desktop > custom picture > browse > lolz > political-pictures-breaktime-un.jpg
I, for one, did not lol.
Yet another fake picture. What’s up with the photoshopping?
You mean all that text in the picture isn’t real?
My worldview is shattered.
Man this one just suuuucks. Sheesh… it stank like a dead cat under my seat…
Why is there a dead cat under your seat?
It’s an aid to his hobby – fly catching and eating…
This one is awesome. Love it!
Oh noes. Dirty Muslims in the UN? The world is ending!
Meh, this LOL blows herpedic goats.
Um, this isn’t even the UN, this is the Iranian Parliament.
So whoever did this, is pretty stupid.
And since Iran is a Muslim country people are probably going to pray toward Mecca, but um, they have separate prayer rooms for that.
Anyways, this is a pretty stupid one, that seems to just be saying stupid crap trying to talk ish about Muslims and the UN. Someone has too much time on their hands and no thoughts in their heads.
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. E. B. White
I ain’t stupid, fer yer information, I jest don’t really spend two much time on the details wen I’m makin’ freakin’ LOLs. It’s not my job er nuttin’. Sheesh
This one sucks ass. Islam is getting cast as the scapegoat of this century, and SOME people cannot get past their own pettiness to see that. This lol proves that mainstream media is doing a fine ol’ job of brainwashing.
Thanks for taking the time to read and comment. I was trying to make a deep political and religious point with my fake captions, so I’m glad at least one person got it. If you’re going to be all sensative and touchy, maybe you shouldn’t be spending so much time on a site designed for sarcastic humor.
And another thing; The notion of a scapegoat is a jewish custom. You really screwed up using it to refer to muslims. So funny!
I just kidding, (again). Have a good day.
I didn’t think this was the U.N.. Last time i was there, that carpet was blue.
*rolling around on the floor laughing so hard i’m crying*
HAH! like you’ve ever _seen___ the U.N!!!
uh, the floor in the general assembly IS blue.
that must be some other room.
i like the lolz, btw.
LOL…awesome