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“I smoked pot, but I never exhaled!”
Happy Joe still beats Scary Dick imo.
Ever see Dick Cheney smile? THAT was creepy. Joe Biden smiling? Everyone happy!
He totally looks like someone there…. I just can’t think who…
Jack Nicholson? Smilin’ Bob, the Enzyte guy? One of those freaky French clowns from Cirque de Soleil?
You’re onto somethin’ with that Jack Nicholson guess….
BTW, notice how before the election, we were supposed to think Biden was a genius?
Now, he’s Vice President lightening Rod…
Who claimed Biden was a genius? I think even Zombie Dems realised he’s there to prevent Obama being assassinated any time soon…
Somewhere in Delaware a village is missing its ….
I thought that was in the job description for VP.
zombies ftw
Joe Biden?
Naw, that can’t be it.
Ray Bolger! [link]
Awwww, we elected the Scarecrow as VP.
*Insert “If I only had a brain”/Biden joke here*
However, being the Wizard of Oz nerd that I continually prove myself to be, I’d have to point out that the irony in the Wizard of Oz (book and movie) is that they all had what they needed all along. The Lion WAS courageous, the Tinman HAD a heart, and the Scarecrow really was smart. /anal retentiveness
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You may now go back to your regularly scheduled lol. *backs out sheepishly*
“I always love when the Good Witch tells Dorothy “Ohh…but You’ve had the power to go home all along”…I just want Dorothy to smack the shit outa her…”You had the power to tell me that THREE HOURS AGO!!! Now you get me a flight outa here, or I start tossing dead midgets out the door!!!” – Dennis Miller
Yeah, Glinda was really a passive-aggressive b*tch. “Oh, did I not mention that the witch you accidentally killed had a sister?”
You’ve captured her personality in toto.
OOOOhhh…an OZ “pun-run”…Pitty has upped the Ante (Em)…
Mothergoose aint lion.
I Marvel at your punning ability.
Yes, her ability is Oz-some…
Nah, you guys are the wiz kids.
I wish you guys would quit gold bricking and get back to work!
What did she play on Rosanna and Africa?
@Eddie: *In deep bass voice*
“All we owe…we owe her”
Not the straw man argument again.
I blame it on poppy culture.
Now, you guys stop winged monkeying around!
There’s no place like PK!
There’s no place like PK!
There’s no place like PK!
Somewhere, over the flamethrow …
oh wait, that’s the next thread.
I’d post eleven Oz puns, but I only have ten, man.
We are the Logic Pop kids, the Logic Pop Kids.
We are the Logic Pop Kids…
*pssssst* It’s: We represent the Logic Pop kids, the Logic Pop kids, the Logic Pop kids…
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Sorry. *blushes because of extreme nerdiness*
Eh, I figured you would correct me.
C-C-C-C- COMBO BREAKER!!!
SHOCK AND OZ!!!!
Bob Hope!
“Could it be… Satan?” – Dana Carvey
I thought he looked like Len Goodman when I saw the pic…
…might just be me tho’…
After the last 8 years, I’m just happy that the idiot is vice president instead of president this time around.
Have you seen the way the economy is going? President Super Genius isn’t exactly living up to his name…
And he’s been in office for how long?
And the Dow has fallen how far? You realize he’s directly responsible for 90% of that, right?
I realize that his decisions are responsible for SOME of that, but there’s NO WAY I would peg 90% of that as his responsibility…how do you come to that figure?
He’s actually responsible for about 60% of it. The rest is from Barney Frank, the chairman of the Fed, and several other factors. Not to mention that it started dropping while Bush was still in office.
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Look, I’ll hold the guy’s feet to the fire before anyone, but at least accuse him of things he’s actually done.
And let me add that in that 60% I’m accusing him off, that can be divided between Biden being a dumbass, the housing crisis, and his picks for Treasury Sec being a total waste of space. So really, Obama is directly responsible for very little of it.
@froofrou: Since December, they haven’t really said anything surprising; I think the market essentially has their thoughts already baked in. But Obama has been the wild card — whenever he speaks an anti-finance, anti-market, pro-deficit position (and there have been a lot of those lately), the market accelerates down.
You aren’t paying attention. The market falls the most when Geithner speaks, not when Obama speaks. Also, like I said, Obama is not responsible for most of it. Whatever the man’s failures are in my mind, he does know how to delegate.
@froofrou
Biden: no one takes that jackass seriously.
Housing crisis: already known. Prices are still headed down, but nothing’s really gotten worse than expected.
Geithner: I think he’s been calming the markets, actually, however slightly.
I’m sure we’re both paying attention. We’re just not both buying the party line.
Dhoti, you just made everyone’s point that you’re a dumbass. Shut up.
Damn, you ran out of talking points fast.
And who’s talking points do you suppose I have?
Hahaha, oh Dhoti. You’re new here aren’t you? Look, there are some fine
conservatives on this board that I enjoy actually debating with because they have demonstrated they can think for themselves. Froofrou is one of those conservatives. If she thinks you are a useless troll, you’ve lost all cred with both sides. You obviously don’t want to debate anything, you are just full of rage and bile and need to vent. Might I suggest your bathroom as a more appropriate place for that type of venting?
Seth, You missed Eddie’s comments… you may enjoy them
Seth, I
Yesss……?????
whenever geithner or bernanke speaks the market drops. geithner really had a major gaff two weeks ago when he announced that “we wouldn’t nationalize our banks.” which scared the crap out of wall street. the response from everyone on the street was “you were thinking about nationalizing the banks?!”
obama’s plan has not even had ANY impact yet, they haven’t even spent all the money from bush’s stimulus package… give it six months and you’ll be able to see what is really happening. right now all you’re doing is throwing out random figures and guessing…
Hell, the last time I saw this array of people against someone, it was Bush vs The Pospe and the Dixie Chicks…
I normally despise country music, but I did enjoy the Dixie Chicks comeback album.
This is stupid. It is not even rational to blame the man he hasn’t had time to do much.
Just cause everyone hated on Bush does not mean that you turn around and hate on the next
guy. I don’t really like Obama much either but just try to support him and
hope for the best.
Hahahaha, oh, good one. This early in a president’s term, “the way the economy is going” is still the last president’s fault. There’s no way Obama’s policies could have had a measurable effect yet. So you just dissed Bush instead of Obama. I love it when idiots shoot themselves in the foot, it’s just hilarious to watch their tiny brains try to comprehend how they just failed.
Apparently in Dhoti’s happy fun dream world the economy was all sugar cubes and gumdrops before Obama took over. Despite the conversation we had several lols ago about the fiscal year, in DhotiLand ™ the Great and Terrible Obama suspended the fiscal year in order to wave his Economic Wand of Doom. I think you’ll find this is all documented on whatever right-wing blog Dhoti is favoring today.
Dhoti…Ditto….Dittohead…Limbaugh….see what I did there?
Limbaugh…limbo…
Everybody limbo!
*grabs a pole*
*Wonders why Diss is grabbing Lech Walessa*
What? Noooo…can’t get past the walrus mustache. Grabbing Polish actor Jan Wieczorkowski instead, ok? [link]
YUMMIE!!!!!!
*Grabs on to actor whose name she can’t pronounce*
You know, dear…This Pole grabbing thing could catch on….that doesn’t make me a stripper, does it?
Google was my friend….and that’s a pole I’d totally strip with, whoever the heck he is.
*goes to check netflix and see if any of his movies are available with subtitles**
@mothergoose: Goose…douche…Olbermann…
@Dhoti: Ignorant…fact-distorting…troll…
@mothergoose: That’s the best you’ve got? Kos Kids one-liners? Good luck with that…
Unfortunately, Dhoti…I wasn’t the one who started the namecalling…I never called you a douche…I was trying to get your line of thought, claiming that “President Super Genious” wasn’t living up to his name…and found it ironically similar to the toxic spew that has been coming from Limbaugh’s pie-hole…
That eloquent vilification proves just how open your mind is. Mind if I plaster a recovery.gov sticker over your mouth instead?
@Dhoti: Mind if I put a “baby on board” sticker on your hockey helmet?
I just love your unbridled hypocrisy, dhoti. Accusing others of what you, in fact do is a type of psychological projection. You can’t face up to what you are, because your self-image says you are different, so you accuse others of the very things you do. Like keeping your mind closed and attacking others. But your self image says you are open minded and courteous, and so all of that self judgment gets displaced onto your ‘enemies.’ You also seem to see the world in completely black and white terms, and treat politics as a kind of sporting event where ‘your team’ are always the good guys. You are a walking psychology textbook example.
Correction, he is in fact typing, not walking. That is half the problem with anybody on this site with intent to annoy. They aren’t walking on that “beach” they keep referring to.
So did you finish that whole glass of Kool-Aid, or is there some left at the bottom?
Why are you asking Jane for Kool-Aid?
Are you getting the shakes?
*blinks*
*sips Capri Sun thoughtfully*
*sits back to watch the action*
And so, we enter a long dark night of ‘The So-Stupid-It Burns-The-Retinas
Dhoti Show’…
So, lets go back to the last bit of deathless posting from our esteemed,
Right Wing, fact machine…
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“Al Gore didn’t create and sign the High Performance Computing and
Communication Act of 1991, thus freeing the funding for the old Arpanet to
become the back bone of the new Internet…” I recall was the thrust, and
that anyone who believed otherwise was a left wing propaganda eater…
that is despite the bill was called the Gore Bill informally on all sides of
the aisle in ’91, Gore being at the forefront of the so called Atari
Democrats, and involved in the later High-Performance Computing and
Communications Initiative that gave funding to the designers of Mosaic,
which is at the heart of all Web technology even now. Just think, with out
Sen. Gore’s intervention, you’d not be able to display your loud ignorance
to any one other than your drinking buddies or your cowed and beleaguered
wife and children…
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I’d say the one who’s sticking ground up oxycontin in the wrong places, rather than sipping doped kool aid, is dear old, drug addled Dhoti…
Ahhh…see, now it all makes sense…this is my first Dhoti experience…so he’s posted before?
Not only are you incapable of copying and pasting, but you’ve clearly been stewing over that for however long it’s been. Pathetic.
You still haven’t answered my question.
@froofrou: Generally, when one party has to resort to yelling “shut up”, the conversation’s over.
Ok then, prove your statements. I can prove mine, can you prove yours?
You first. I’d love to see where you pulled that 60% figure from — either before or after you decided that Obama was responsible for much less, your choice.
I asked first. And I believe I was clear that the 60% was speculation on my part, more of an opinion than anything. Where are you getting your 90% claim?
The ‘pathetic’ part is that you still seem to think that you’re the only one with the ‘truth’
The bad wrapping is more down to my trying to see everything I typed than copy paste.
The only person I see here copy pasting is you and you’re shitty part line, when really, you can’t find your own arse with both hands and a candle… I’d say you’re proving your essential idiocy with every key stroke, but are really too dumb to know…
I enjoy you looking silly…
Well, Fester, it’s tough to argue with that kind of enlightened, civil discourse.
froufrou, I thought you said you could prove it. Now you’re saying it’s opinion. Which is it? Or were you just asserting that to try to shut down the debate by appealing to imaginary sources?
You still haven’t answered my question. I love the sidestepping. It’s the sure mark of a coward pulling things out of his ass.
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The part I can prove is where Geithner speaks, and the stock market drops.
And the question remains…your 90% figure came from….????
The only sidestepping coward here is you, froofrou. So are you admitting you pulled that 60% number out of your ass? Or are you still going to pretend that you have facts?
And MY question remains…..90%….?
Goose, are you having difficulty following the conversation (hint: the statement under debate is froufrou’s), or are you just in the habit at screaming at whoever disagrees with you? I understand that shouting down the opposition is a standard Axelrod tactic, but at least pretend like you’re following along.
Dhoti, I posted before Froo asking where you got your 90% figure from, and…YOU STILL HAVEN’T ANSWERED IT YOU IDIOT!!!
So it’s shouting down the opposition, then. Be quiet while the adults speak.
Dhoti….please go back up and check out my response to your post at 11:33…my post appears UNANSWERED at 11:35…so…quit proving who the child really is…
@Dhoti:
Followed immediately by:
You’re accusing her of having trouble following the conversation, when you have yet to address the question she asked you an hour ago. Put up or shut up.
Yes, that’s what you are trying to do, Dhoti. Thanks for admitting it, but we could all see that you are just trying to shout down the opposition using made up ‘facts,’ personal attacks, and sound bites copied verbatim from the looniest of right wing blogs.
dissimilitude, read 11:41 and 11:42. It’s all right there.
And it’ll stay unanswered, goose — I was talking to froufroo, not you. Understand now?
Dhoti, you haven’t proved a single statement you’ve made here. You’ve only said “no you!” then when pushed have started calling other cowards. Here’s a hint, a tie favors the challenger, when you are challenged to prove yourself and refuse, you lose. If you just give a simple case of how it’s 90% Obama’s fault that the economy, which is still following bush’s financial agenda as we established earlier, is failing.
It doesn’t take much, but if you wanna get a homerun, you’ll have to swing the bat.
That’s what I thought…no real answer…
Wow, Seth, you’re really scared by different opinions, huh? Otherwise, why resort to such vilification?
…and now the deflection onto others…
What, this one?
If you see that as answering the question of how you come to the 90% figure, then….whatever.
I don’t know that it’s really responsive to the question of “why 90%?”, though.
No, it isn’t Dhoti. All I see in those posts are unsubstantiated opinions. You fail again. Isn’t this getting old for you? You’re like the Black Knight from Monty Python’s Quest for the Holy Grail. The arms and legs have been lopped off your ‘arguments’ and you still claim you’re winning. Are you the King in that fantasy world you have in your head?
…careful Seth, he’ll bite your leg off…
or bleed on you
It’s called ‘tit for tat’ Dhoti. You act like a jerk and attack my friends, I attack back. If you choose to debate like a rational person instead of throwing a tantrum and holding your breath, I’ll debate you. But you’ve given us nothing to debate, just wild and nonsensical ravings. Who, exactly, do you think you are impressing here?
Or bleed on you.
…his own ego, Seth…
@ lowly
Stop stealing my thoughts >.>
FaileV, you’re confusing a challenge (“prove yours”) with an accusation (“I can prove mine”). It’s now clear that froofrou can’t actually back up that accusation — it was just intended to end the conversation by leading into this distraction. That’s a rhetorical failure.
Dang! Sorry, FaileV beat me to it – by an entire MINUTE, too!
Except that I “challenged” you to prove yours, and you STILL HAVEN’T
So, Dhoti finally admits he just made up that 90%. Glad that’s over, it was getting boring.
Dhoti has been called on to prove statements before. It is apparently beneath him.
Seth, take a step back — I think you’re taking this all way too personally for some humor blog. Not every political disagreement is a personal attack! And yes, this is a flame-friendly blog, so if I get flamed, I flame back, just as you do — it’s all part of the fun.
Seriously, this whole “we’ve always been at war with Eurasia” mindset is just going to give you a stroke.
Easily distracted, I could handle. But willfully ignorant to shout down the opposition — that’s just lame.
Indeed… and if you remind of that, then it’s ‘pathetic’…
Awwwww, that’s adorable! We’ve retreated to the, “hey, we’re all just joking around, why you guys being so serious by asking me to provide factual evidence to back up my paranoid delusions? C’mon! Can’t you take a joke?” defense.
Dhoti, this is a game all us regulars love to play, regardless of political affiliation. It’s called ‘whack-a-troll.’ I’m not taking this seriously, and none of this is for or about you anymore. We gave up on that hours ago. Now we’re just competing to see who can diss you in the most amusing way. Thanks for sticking around, most trolls run off with their little troll tails between their legs after half an hour or so.
Jane, I guess you missed that that comment was meant for Seth. You, no, you’re acting like a willfully ignorant slug, ready to act as obtuse as possible to any view that disagrees from your own, because that’s what the rest of the crowd is doing.
Oh! It was a joke! Well, I’m sure Eddie is laughing at being called a RINO, then. Whew! Glad that’s been explained. Thanks, Jane.
In that case, Seth, you’re way ahead of Fester (who isn’t?), but stuck in the middle of the pack with Jane, goose, etc. Really, this whole distraction is pointless, and not very troll-bash-worthy, yeah?
Do trolls have tails?
Grunt, I think that polar bear might have a better chance at keeping up with this than you.
You’re right Dhoti, I am always obtuse in the face of wild claims unsupported by any sort of evidence whatsoever. That is so close minded of me. This insistence I have for facts and logic will surely get me in trouble some day.
You ARE new.
Well…Dhoti…if that’s what it takes to make yourself feel better…then by all means, stick to the “just joking” defense…by the way…I’m sure Eddie’s been called a RINO andI’ve been called worse than a douche by people way more intelligent than you…
It would be a good insistence to develop, Jane. Might help you out.
Not much with the reading comprehension, huh, goose? No Child Left Behind, indeed…
Careful MG, he might make an obscure “joke” about your peace sign and try and tie it in to your intelligence like he did LG’s polar bear. No one will get the joke because it’ll just look like weird random insults strung together, but he’ll feel like the man his mother never let him be.
Sorry, Dhoti…you’re just boring me now
Oddly enough, I don’t think this is a man. It is seeming very strangely familiar. Also, the name is similiar to the same kind of wannabe intellectual crap she always uses.
Then again, perhaps I am just becoming too paranoid in my young old age.
Then again, she was never this political so I retract my statement as wanton paranoia.
@DWN: For what it’s worth, this one seems new to me, but all trolls bear a familly resemblance. If anything, AF comes to mind.
Holy typos from hell, Batman! Let’s see here: one=on, thing=think, and arge=argue. I think that should do it.
have you been keeping a pet troll? I know they’re cute when they’re little, like opossums, but then they grow up, and all the other trolls start sniffing around you.
It’s all that time I’ve spent taking the TrollKibble ™ out of my bushes after Rho puts it in there. Her experimental breeding program benefits no one. DO YOU HEAR ME, MISSY?!
You have more than one bush? This thread is worthless without pics!
Erm, well, it’s not my fault! I have dark hair! *hunts down hair removal creme*
*hugs Jane* It is okay, love. I know I am hard to be around at times.
@fester: Your interest in bush reminds me of a conversation I had over the weekend:
(Necessary background information: Changed my haircolor somewhat recently, and on Saturday night was playing cards at the bar with the usual assortment of losers)
Drunk guy being obnoxious: Sooooo, now we all want to know one thing: does the carpet match the drapes? Heh, heh…
Me: Who said there’s carpet?
Drunk guy: Uh…ok…then.
*is hugged back* Yay!
@Diss: As always, I admire your awesomeness.
@ Jane, thanks! Every once in a while you have that moment when the perfect comeback enters your mind…the trick is to just go with it!
Hmmm, I have never had a woman with waxed floors. Always carpet. Not a complaint, just an observation.
*ponders more*
I’ve gone back and forth with that; but for me, at a minimum, I have to keep it very neatly trimmed. But that’s just my personal preference.
Trimmed is very nice but I make a point not to judge as long as it is maintained in some way. The woman is the one who has to be comfortable with it, not me so you won’t catch me fussing unless I need a machete.
Luckily, I am pretty much out of the game so my opinion is moot.
Well, you somehow missed our discussion of Clarence Thomas’s confirmation hearings, but I’ll add anyway that having hair there is ok…just don’t let it end up on my coke can.
LOL, ya, I can see that being a problem.
Oh also that bill you so fondly refer to fester was cosponsored by 24 other people. So its not like Gore did it all by himself and hes some prophet.
And? You’re just whining now… There are always other people on the bill, but it’s usually names for the instigator… Now, who would that be? Lets just see what they great hub of consipracies and alternative history lies the Computer History Museum calls the bill…
So, any more whining, mewling, failure ridden bullcrap to spout, you cone headed spawn of a Thai Drab and a he-goat?
Jane…Rho isn’t breeding WITH the trolls is she? Otherwise we might end up with cute-as-a-button little troll babies running around here…
I love beating trolls with a stick, but I might have a hard time if they were adorable…
DON”T LET HER RUIN THE TROLLS!
You have a point. It only *appears* that the Dow drops another 500 points every time Obama opens his mouth — but it’s really just an exceptionally clever Bush trick.
Look, I know you spent the last eight years screaming about how everything was Bush’s fault. It’s a hard habit to get out of — but try?
So…your Kool-Aid is what flavor?
My guess is sh!t, he just hasn’t figured it out yet. I swear to God, I feel like I’m reliving the nightmare of Evil Pundit.
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Dhoti, there are several of us here that are card carrying Repub’s and we have given up trying to defend Bush, Limbaugh, and several of the other right-wing mouthpieces because the crap they spew doesn’t really mesh with what the reality is. In all fairness you can’t expect Obama to turn thing around that quickly. The economy is like a runaway semi that you can’t expect to turn around until you slow it down. If you want to dislike Obama, that is certainly your right, he wasn’t my first choice either. But, we have what we have and all the b*tching in the world isn’t going to change it. Either we all get on board and try and turn things around, or things will surely get worse.
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And as a side note, and I’m sure you don’t care, but you are not winning friends and making allies with way you interact with other’s. If in fact you are a Republican, I feel ashamed that you are trying to represent ‘our side’.
Believe me, we’re not on the same side, RINO.
Dhoti is correct for once. Eddie is not on the wackaloon side.
Eddie, you should feel relieved….
@ Eddie: Maybe this IS Evil Pundit? The site seems to be having some “sock” trouble lately….
*hugs Eds and Froo close* You guys had a close call there. I think Dhoti actually belongs to a third party. The Drooling and Knuckle Dragging Party. They have a long and sordid history.
I smell student politics… or he’s a retard… one or the other.
@Jane: Perhaps he’s just the Emporer of Wingnuttia…
*Emperor
Damn fingers
You think? I had no idea we were entertaining royalty!
@Uncle: I was going to guess either student politics or ex-addict syndrome. Ex addicts tend to see the world as black and white and have a very rigid worldview. Dhoti is obviously nt retarded. Not very smart, but not full retard.
@Seth: So I guess most of this board is ex-addict then? Or current addicts — that $13 a week is sure sweet…
@Seth: Most of the mentally challenged I’ve met have sweet dispositions, despite having a world of problems. I’d agree that we’re not dealing with anyone admirable.
I will go so far as to say s/he might have an emotional disability, however, which is very different than a mental one.
Just for Dhoti, not because I have to, but because I actually CAN back myself up, and it’s obvious that he can’t. [LINK]
That’s okay Froo, Dhoti has been well and truly spanked once again.
It irritates me that my side (or people who claim to be on my side) consists of idiots on the interwebs. Why can’t I get any good representation!!!!!?????? SERENITY NOW!!!!! *head explodes*
*makes Froo a calming cup of tea while she stitches her head back together* There there, dear. I will say, in all fairness, on liberal leaning sites the crazy liberals tend to fall through the cracks unless they make truly wild statements like the weirdo on the Babies Happen lol.
Liberals have trolls that work like tribbles. You don’t notice them at first or you might even think they are cute. Then they start to eat and multiply, pretty soon, you want them all dead because you realize what kind of horror they really are.
Conservatives have loud and boisterous trolls who announce themselves with great fanfare as if they are compensating for some deficiency in their lives.
Both require a bolt through the skull at the earliest convenience.
*ponders this* I think you may have hit upon the meaning of life with this one, DWN.
I have my moments of clarify. I also speak fluent idiot…
@Froo: we’re good as long as we keep the door bolted and don’t let Dhoti in!
@Dhoti: Ok, so I’m a RINO, but I still didn’t vote for Obama. Calling me a RINO
doesn’t negate the fact that I have been voting Republican most likely since before
you were born. And for the record, I also voted for Bush, but that doesn’t mean
I think he did a bang up job. The truth is, I’m of the party of Abe Lincoln, you I’m
afraid, are not. And if you still don’t understand, click on the [LINK].
That’s the oxycontin talking there, buddy… you should really stop since that crap will screw you up mentally more than you already are…
Hey, I got worried after having not seen you for a while. Is life still good as a ward of the state?
Fine.. gnawed the straps, killed a guard, and I’m back on the internet…
Do they know you’re stealing scripts and forging them?
I guess I should have expected that to be too subtle for you to pick up on.
You don’t do ‘subtle’… You barely do logic, or even sense, so ‘subtle’ is unlikely to be a part of the repertoire.
You can’t even admit you’re wrong… I can only hope you’re better on the trash clean up a Macs than you are here… When Eddie is telling you ‘You’re a loud, foghorn mouthed, retard, then I’m afraid I agree… you’re a blight on your party, or one of the best Colbert impressionist other than Anniee…
Dhoti and Anniee should get together. We could cut down the number of posts on PK as they could spew as one voice…
Mm, and it’s TOTALLY ALL HIS FAULT.
::eyeroll::
According to my parents, Obama’s failing because he’s pro-choice. ;:-)
Dead babies can take care of themselves…
On the other hand, if Obama would stop sneaking into the nursery wards and knifing all the newborns maybe he’d have more time to work on the economy. (The preceding line of thought is brought to you by the opinion section in my local paper. *sigh*)
Where do you live so I can be sure never to go there?
You are moving, right?
Well, now, the president’s first visit outside of Washington was in my town. That would be because our town has the highest unemployment rate in the country (or at least we did). Sooooooo, WE’RE NUMBER 1, WE’RE NUMBER 1!!!!! WOOT!!!
Newborns owed him money. If they had been on time and worked harder, he wouldn’t have to do that. Pimping ain’t easy, ya know?
*sings* It’s hard out here for a pimp!
I feel like I should be wearing something more flashy… *twirls cane*
I think a furry hat is certainly in order.
*dons hat* Much better, now where is Tessie with my list of hos who need to be straightened out today? That girl usually has it all organized. I almost never have to get rough with her, now where is she?
*is a tad worried but keeps it down with some pimp calm, grips cane and ponders* Some stank @ss wannapimp better not have laid hands on her or I swear, I will add another set of testicles to my collection. And I will have Fester dance in a thong in front of them while I cut them.
*doesn’t mess around*
Uh…Tessie was called away suddenly. Here’s your list, DWN. Sorry about the coffee ring. I’m new, and the database wasn’t easy to learn.
The news is that you only have three hos to straighten out.
*giggles awkwardly*
*worries about losing job*
Now the bad news: the three hos are:
1) Santa
2) the Jolly Green Giant
3) a Ho-Ho chocolate snack cake
Ho, ho, ho! Get to work on them.
*rubs head, makes note to straighten rhorho out “personally,” and struts out to smack around the three errant hos.*
Oh noes!! Not the Ho-Hos! Run, little Ho-Hos, RRRUUUNNN!!
@DWN: I’m not afraid of you! I have a *degree* in Non Compos Mentis, I’ll have you know…
@dwn – pimping is easy. you just have to keep the hos and the squares in check.
Exactly, which is why it isn’t easy. You have to keep hos and squares in check. It is why you have to keep your pimp hand strong…
How did a terrible piece of photoshopping make it on here?
Whut? Am I missing something?
Because to my knowledge there has never been a recorded case of a photoshopped image being posted on the internet for entertainment purposes. The thought of such an atrocity occurring on a LoL site is completely shocking!
Then again, what makes this so obviously photoshopped? Is it absurd to think that Joe Biden was sitting in a chair behind a desk with Obama standing nearby?
It looks like Obama is turning around to see who is making the fart noises. Biden: Not me, man! Really! It was Nancy!
WTF IS SHE A STAFF MEMBER OR SLEEPING WITH ONE?!
The maker has had TONS of lols make the front page.they arent even that funny
>.>
to shoot down the conspiracy rumors… here’s how it works…
heather posts captions between 9AM and 930AM. She send out about 10 of the things a day during that time period. the voting is flooded around that time as well so there are lots of people who either vote them up or down. most of the captions are posted by normal people at random intervals so they do not generally make it out of the voting page due to the low volume… most of us just don’t care enough to put the effort into making lols like she does…
Less creativity, and more OCD then…
Hrumph. I still say a liberal sprinkling of sexual favors is being applied.
Well, of course it’s liberal! You wouldn’t see a conservative doing something like tha –
Never mind.
Conservatives are like Lady Justice… and we know what a raddled old piece SHE is…
I’m not buying what your selling. Eariler today I was voting and in the middle of others were I think 3 of heather/literal/whatervers posts. Hers were at 12-15+s and the others were between -3 – +3.
This happens a lot with hers. I’ve begun paying attention t o the posts when I’m voting and if theres one that’s way high compared to the others I’ve seen, I hit the back button and guess what. they’re all hers.
Tell me she isn’t cheating. ya right. Bull shlt she isn’t.
Interesting. When I vote and hit the back button I get a “webpage has expired” message and I have to reload to vote, so I can’t see whose lol got how many votes. I wonder why hitting that back button works for you and not me.
Could be the browser you’re using.
Internet Explorer 7. Tried Firefox, but it has wrapping issues.
Wrapping issues indeed
I wonder if that’s why the mods changed the nesting feature on the LOLs…….now, it still wont’ let you see the entire box, but at least you can see more of it before you post.
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Also, if you want to use Firefox to keep IE from going all wonky on you, doing a hard return at the first ‘nesting line’ (meaning, hit return when you hit the first line on the right side of the box) will get you a slightly truncated post, but one you can still read after posting, and read the entire time you’re typing.
Thanks. I just downloaded FF 3, and all is normal in it.
Works fine on FF 2
so she cheats, but she only votes on hers?
so… do you think that she has 15 comps to run between to get her votes up, or is she switching ips fast enough to get in that many votes while the voting is still running?
i just find it very hard to believe that ANYONE would take the time and have the patience to rig the voting on pk. it’s not like making it to upcoming means that you’ll automatically make the front page…
UBR, you are right. I’ve always told everybody to look for my submissions during the 9 a.m. voting process (I used to post some at 1 p.m., too, but not anymore) and thus that’s when the people who have friended and/or favorited me are looking for my submissions so they can vote on them. If making public my posting time so people know when to expect my LOLs is “cheating,” than oh well.
That’s all I’ve got to say about that.
I just wish they would fix the damn avatars. This is getting annoying!
What’s wrong with your avatar?
It’s all stretched out and weird looking.. are you using FF?
Yes, and they look fine to me. Hmmmmm…..
I tried using FF and it looks like it’s IE.
It’s probably because you’re in Oz and upside down. That can really mess with your vision, and make your face red.
Froo, Eds knows that: Think of how smart he must be, with all that blood
rushing to his head!
Wait, from here you guys are upside down, not me!
There’s an up and a down on an oblated sphere? I never get the memos about these things…
Fester, you are the one who insisted that there was a clockwise…
Scratch that, you said widdershins. D’oh.
Why is it, do you think, that any thread (in PK and its associates) higher than 200 comments will have a) a troll, b) something controversial, c) all of the above? Please say anything I missed in the above list.
Cause and effect unclear?
It’s just a trend I’ve noticed on PK and the other lolsites. Those (ie ones w/comment totals over 200) are the ones I usually read, because (for example) BF, Skwerlly bob, and other veteran posters come up with the funniest things while shutting down said hypothetical troll.
Sorry, I guess I still don’t get what it is you are asking about. I’m daft like dat.
Also,
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SMILIN’ JOE!
This guy is hilarious. I don’t know why but I really like to see a guy having that much fun in a political office. I mean LOOK AT HIM! He’s adorable!
I imagine him doing the Fonz: “Heeeeey!”
This site is really starting to irritate me. Can it get any more liberal? He clearly looks like a clueless moron riding the coattails of Obama. Yet people on here are like ‘oh he just looks like a happy kid’. You people annoy me, get a clue and open your minds.
Ya know, ‘cuz clearly your mind is open and creative.
Joe Biden as your username?
Yea good thing i didn’t say ‘open and creative’………thanks for making my point ‘death?’
Blow it out your ass, Joey!
How open minded and creative of you
thanks again kewt
Matters not, Joey, you’re still an incompetent ass!
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