Comments on: Please tell me you guys

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 12:38:57 +0000

Channelling the current troll there Eric? Great performance…

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 12:33:15 +0000

From Fahrenheit 451 – “We burn them to ashes and then burn the ashes”. Anyone who’s read the book will understand the relevance of that statement.

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 12:11:55 +0000

I believe you are referring to St Jude the Obscure. Just call me Father Vila. (Not that I’ve been to Mass for over 20 years )

By: rhorho

rhorho — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 16:12:49 +0000

I like the other one better, but it mystifies me as to
what you think it looks like. It looks like a fish.

By: SockSock come and get me fester

SockSock come and get me fester — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 15:56:06 +0000

You think he would ask that question and investigate it BEFORE he hired people.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 04:27:19 +0000

Pay depends on experience, so I can start
you off on big bucks, and we can discuss
bigger bucks depending on performance.
Since there aren’t really set hours for the
work, it’s impossible to be late, so no
problem there. Vacation and personal days
are plentiful, and you don’t even need to
ask in advance, so it’s convenient that way,
and cuts down on paperwork.

I offer minor medical coverage.

*points to Zee Medical Supply cabinet*

Your main benefit is that you get to work
with me!

*flashes charming smile*

Deal?

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 04:03:45 +0000

Ahem. First we have to discuss pay, benefits, vacation, personal days. Oh, I’m always late and I tend to call in a lot. Is that a problem?

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:06:29 +0000

Twining vines, especially, truth be told…

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:04:50 +0000

@Eric: You’re hired!

Now quit goofing off, and get to minioning.

By: ACSIS

ACSIS — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:03:56 +0000

That’s a buoy? I thought it was some kind of witch. I’ll admit I didn’t look very closely.
I’m going to switch my icon and you tell me which one you like better. You can compare the two side by side in the Stop Burning Sh1t thread.
.
Actually, I’m curious if you think it looks like the same thing I think it does…
I think it takes a good 10 minutes for the site to make the change though.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:01:45 +0000

“Good ol’ boy” is the expression, and I’m
sure he apologized…

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:59:32 +0000

Okay, the shark and the buoy talking makes me laugh…

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 23:20:17 +0000

I’m just saying that when someone has their very own evil botanical lab one should be careful accepting food from them. Or drinks. Or perfume. Well, anything really.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 23:18:41 +0000

*sniffles* Well, if it’s all the same to you Rho, I’ll continue to hold out hope. No one has ever kidnapped and then forcibly married me the way he has.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 20:04:25 +0000

@ rho
Me rocking a toga would look rather similar to John Belushi rocking a toga. Something to keep in mind.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 19:06:53 +0000

Now, Jane! Just because I run the best evil
botanical lab in the lower 48 doesn’t mean I
can’t get to the kitchen and rustle up a fine
batch of decadent (yet wholesome) chocky
brownies for my new minion/lab assistant.

Why are you suspicious, anyway, Jane?

It’s like you think I killed somebody or
something…

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 19:02:04 +0000

Uh, Jane…

I don’t know how to put this exactly, but,
well, uh, Max is possibly “all around us.”

I blame myself, really. He was in the evil
botanical lab, checking progress on a
project he had commissioned, then suddenly
he was gone. There was a color change in
one of the cauldrons soon after, but that
may have been the result of other recently
added ingredients.

It’s possible that His Darkness didn’t meet
the dire end I suspect, but the renderings
have been particularly potent lately…

Just sayin’.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 18:35:50 +0000

Eric, I’d be careful if I were you. No doubt she cooked those up in her evil botanical lab. No telling what side effects they’ll have.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 18:34:24 +0000

*blushes* Aw, Unc, that was the sweetest thing you’ve ever said to a minion. But if Max ever comes back I’ll have to go back. I’m only on loan.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 18:32:46 +0000

It would do them a world of good if they could. Maybe turn them into less of a douchebag.

By: FaileV

FaileV — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 18:25:12 +0000

i wonder if they could handle some neil gaiman

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 18:17:24 +0000

*offers Eric a plate of brownies*

So happy I planned ahead for such a crisis!

Speaking of planning ahead…

*offers Eric a big glass of milk*

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 18:14:11 +0000

@Eric: If you can rock a toga, I’ll be willing to
take a resume…

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 18:00:17 +0000

Screw special brownies. I just want a brownie. Why can’t I have a brownie?
*sobs quietly*

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 17:57:19 +0000

I quit after the bikini memo went out. Which reminds me. Anyone hiring minions? I’m currently seeking miniondom, but bikinis are a definite no for me.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 17:50:37 +0000

Pfft. Books.
Reeding is stupd anway. Whut is ganed frum reeding?

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 17:48:02 +0000

It’s because I haven’t written anything lately. HA! My ego isn’t really that big. Most of mine aren’t that good. LOL

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 17:22:57 +0000

but you must admit, you make it look good…

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 17:17:15 +0000

Awww, c’mon Unc, that bikini chafes!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 17:14:31 +0000

The Patron Saint of Hopeless Causes would certainly be appropriate.

By: Breesus

Breesus — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 15:30:26 +0000

This is such a fail. Forget about the politics, the caption doesn’t at all match the picture or the expression on his face. Epic fail…

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 15:23:46 +0000

If Frou is a minion of mine, then I demand she wear a bikini as seen on Princess Leia in Return of the Jedi… same as all my minions…

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 15:16:20 +0000

The guy I’m thinking of had 5 parole violations before they finally put him in jail… but he was a ‘good boy’

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 15:07:21 +0000

Now, Unc, be fair: There are community
service hours, too…

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 13:17:47 +0000

and Dhoti couldn’t find his arse with both hands…

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 13:05:36 +0000

Actually, you’d get the death penalty in TX for running down a man… you have to be clean, cut, and preferably a jock, then you get fined and a probation…

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 13:01:12 +0000

I usually manage to do so myself; but then you go to get a book and see that DAMN “Oprah’s Book Club” sticker on it…

Buy a copy of ‘Latex Donkey Buggery’ and then wrap the book in it… oh and pay cash…

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 12:59:24 +0000

It’s probably a St. Jude medal…

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 06:04:44 +0000

Thank you, froo. Sorry about the little Love
Potion mixup… Mineral Spirits should get
most of it off.

*noms cookie*

*sees familiar shape approaching*

Froo, why is Mortimer wearing a pirate suit?
Why does he smell of spiced rum? Why does
he keep holding his paw up like that?

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 05:46:29 +0000

Great idea! Can you picture the confusion?

All of those Oprah fans, thinking they missed a
mention, grabbing the books off the shelves,
and buying them without so much as opening
them.

Have you ever wondered how many of her
books are actually read?

By: froofrou

froofrou — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 05:45:57 +0000

*takes rho gently by the hand and leads her away*
Unspeakable things were done, Rho. It’s best if you not know. The……the cat is happy, though, and ACSIS has a weird smile on his face.
*gives rho a cookie*

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 05:41:20 +0000

Hmmm. *has doubts*

ACSIS, why do you smell like Troll Kibbles™,
why are you twitching nervously, and…

Hey! Where is my cat?!?

By: ACSIS

ACSIS — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 05:07:27 +0000

Except in mushrooms

By: ACSIS

ACSIS — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 05:06:02 +0000

Well, a special one is what I had in mind.
I’m not really a big believer in the magic..

By: charro

charro — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 05:02:58 +0000

A magic one at that.

By: ACSIS

ACSIS — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 04:47:48 +0000

I could use a brownie right about now.

By: ACSIS

ACSIS — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 04:44:12 +0000

No, I just thought I was on troll watch tonight.
Did you lose another bag?!?
What are we going to do with you?

By: charro

charro — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 04:41:40 +0000

A GRRRREAT job at FEMA @@

By: charro

charro — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 04:36:01 +0000

At the very LEAST Snow Crash.

By: charro

charro — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 04:33:34 +0000

Good luck. I cried for days after I put my kitty down. Hope it goes better for her.