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Under my name is my gift to you, PK, read the introduction and then click ‘Begin’ on the right.
That’s a classic. I remember when these cards first came out. Which Flame Warrior do you all think you are? I, of course, am the Kung Fu Master. Or Pinko, depending on who you ask.
Everyone thinks they’re the KFM. Personally, I’ve been more of these then I’d like to admit.
I’ll agree with Seth being the Kung Fu Master – I think it’s a fairly legitimate claim for him.
Philosopher, definitely. You, that is. Seth.
When, LG, you, Yoda did turn into?
That’s what I was thinking too! I think I fit entirely too many of them, and they’re not flattering at all! But I’m most likely Cyber Sisters.
I’m thinking that very few of us are only one FW. Even The-One-Not-
Named (TONN™) is a combination of Ego and Issues, imo.
Seth strikes me as Philosopher and Eagle Scout.
Well, I definitely think he’s KFM as well. So many of them I was like, that’s Uncle Fester, no THAT’S Uncle Fester! It was fun.
He’s at least part Xenophobe, IMO
It’s hard to pick out exactly what fits whom, everyone here is sort of mix-and-match bits of all of them.
I love how we’re all dissecting Seth right now. Poor Seth!
I was referring to UF actually, but I don’t feel bad for Seth, it’s not as though anyone here has said anything bad about the guy. If anything he’s probably getting an ego boost
Ah yes, I could see a bit of that in Unc, but I can be a bit that way too.
I think we all are…
But we have reason. Most people who show up randomly ARE morons.
This is undoubtedly true.
Oh, really, Aedriel, you could take out “who show up randomly” and it would be completely true of the world in general.
Sturgeon’s Law FTL
I am curious about this TONN™ I’ve seen mentioned numerous times
recently. Someone you all had a crush on I’m guessing?
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jk
I don’t know what TONN ™ stands for, but I DO know Rho is trying not to invoke She Who Must Not Be Mentioned on PK. You get demerits for summoning, you see. Maybe Rho can link you to the smackdown.
From my earlier post, “The-One-Not-Named (TONN™)” is
shorter than “She Who Must Not Be Mentioned on PK,” and
easier to remember.
@ACSIS: Link
The-One-Not-Named (TONN™) I shortened it up, because
SWMNBM is so last month, doncha know…
@ACSIS: [LINK]
I posted a link earlier, so it will probably show up in a
little while. Sorry if it does, and this is a duplicate.
The-One-Not-Named (TONN™)
I shortened it up, because SWMNBM is so last month,
doncha know…
@ACSIS: PK ate two posts with links, so, if you want to
see TONN in action, go to the top of this page and type
“wash” in the search box. The first LOL it brings up shows
a girl in a wash sink. In that one, it won’t take to long to
find TONN. If you look for Seth’s icon, it will go faster.
Cool, thanks. I’ll take a look.
Oh, and then look at the one where froo and rho mercilessly beat her down. Which one was that, Rho? Seems to me the lol had like a bombed out car or something on it.
If this works, this is one of my favorites.
For some reason, PK is not letting me post with
links. I’ll look up the one you just mentioned,
but one of my favorites can be found by
searching the word “pretend.” The exchange
is close to the top of that LOL.
Now I know who this is. Once I read Froo taking her to task it all clicked.
As you noted, she runs hot and cold.
It takes newer people by surprise when she
erupts, because, as far as they know, she
has been just dandy until that point.
Ok, I’ve seen that person before and I don’t remember thinking they were anything ‘special’. There are certainly others who have stood out more to me, but I haven’t read the thread yet. I’ll do that, and I’m sure I’ll understand then.
Hell Hath No Fury, we summon thee, and pray for your guidance.
Okay, that’s the usual three demerits, plus an extra
punishment. Here, hold this small, sweet looking vine,
while I think of a chore for you.
*gives vine to Summoner*
*paces, watching out of evil amusement as vine creeps
up Summoner’s arms while tendrils inject paralyzing
toxins*
This is how I’m picturing you in my mind from now on Rho, and there’s nothing you can do about it! You may be cute and/or adorable on the outside, but you’re an evil temptress, I’m sure of it! I feel sorry for the poor trolls…
^ There’s a [LINK] there.
Submitted too quick.
LOL–Well, my boobs are bigger, but, okay.
(I also prefer Passion Vine, but that’s just
getting picky.)
Passion Vine..don’t have that here in the North. Can you grow them outdoors in Texas, or are they in a greenhouse? Google images show sort of a 3 fingered, glossy pot leaf, without the jagged edges. Do they all bear fruit? Or do passion vines have different phenos?
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From the sounds of things I don’t think they would provide much coverage for you…but I don’t see that as a problem.
*mental image stored*
There are 500 species, and many hybrids.
Most are vine form, and some are suitable
for the climate here. I grow three hybrids.
One of them bears fruit, but it’s hollow. The
nickname, “Maypop,” refers to the fact that
the fruit pops when stepped on. (It’s what
they had before bubble wrap, I suppose.)
The leaves are 3 or 5 lobed, usually, but the
leaves are simple, unlike those of your
favorite weed. I grow the plants because
they play host to the Gulf Fritillary, a
medium-sized butterfly.
Evil Pundit and Megabob, your presence is requested!
I may be a few of them, but probably artful dodger would be closest.
Oh, no, Eds. You are not squirmy like Artful Dodger.
Try “Big Cat,” and see if you don’t agree.
Godfather.
Oh, my yes! How did I miss that???
Eds = Big Godfather Cat
Hee! This is great! I’ll amuse myself with this list while waiting for something new and funny.
Thank you for the fun read, Czernobog!
Big Dog – Evil Clown (but I don’t care if I’m the only one who finds me funny) – Xenophobe – Rat – Enfant Provocateur – Jekyll and Hyde – Therapist – Yuk Yuk – Pithy Phrase – Jerk – Archivist – Nitpick – but enough about me (ego)
@Eddie – I’d say ‘Godfather’, simply from ‘horse sense’… quite how you’ve remained faithful to a party defeats me, but then, I’m fickle…
What do you think of Duelists?
I love the flame warriors. Somewhere around ten years ago I was dealing with the Cyber Sisters – yikes, they were a scary bunch then.
I was probably necromancer; not sure now.
I vote for “ideologue” for yours.
How is this funny? *sigh*
It’s not.
It’s funny ‘cos it’s stupid. I like it.
Thank you Homer Simpson…
*hugs Eric*
Where have you been? K2 again?
Eh. I’ve had a long month. LOL
Good to see you again, dear one. We missed you! Portland Mark is
around, so your coast is extremely well represented, now that you’ve
returned.
Coast? Maybe you’re confusing me with another Eric. LOL I’m in the ol’ midwest. LOL
D’OH!! Knowing St. Louis from Seattle fail on me!
*sets up melted chocolate and coffee IV*
*devices awkward counter-attack*
Well, maybe if you hadn’t been gone so long, I wouldn’t have
forgotten. Didn’t think of that, didja? Hmmm?
(*sotto voce @ anyone else* Does it look like he’s buying it?)
Les devices awkward son tres difficile, no?
*sont
(yeah yeah I shouldn’ be allowed o criisize anyone for ypos)
You have a way with mots. (I’m not sure *what* way
it is, but it’s definitely a way…)
Here, you seem to be out: tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
*sits on a tuffet, eating her words and way*
It’s okay. In St. Louis, we know everyone has forgotten St. Louis. Our once proud city has been reduced to just another midwestern redneck town. With a giant metal arch that none of us actually like. But we still have what’s left of Anheuser-Busch, so at least there’s beer.
(But at least we’re not Kansas City. Take that, KC!)
Yeah, and that Branson isn’t fooling anyone, either.
Branson? WTF, ya know?
Hi, this is Eric for Missouri Tourism. Missouri sucks. Vacation elsewhere. That is all.
Hey, Missouri: Get a John Goodman Museum, and
we’ll come back in droves!
“Welcome to the Big Lebowski Exhibit.”
Big Lebowski FTW
The dude abides.
Eric, I suppose you’d like being burnt to death too?
The internet. It’s serious business.
TOOOO SOOOOON!!!!!11!!1!ELEVENTY!!
Gosh, who wouldn’t!?
Well, actually that sounds rather…HEY!!!
IR thermometer 0 – Fire 1 *sigh*
Keep up the great work firefighters
Brilliant man vs. nature metaphor: The author has captured the poignancy of the epic struggle between the two forces, and made great use of the ‘darkness and fire’ elemental contrast…
*nibbles edge of cucumber sandwich while taking in the nuances*
*snags a sandwich*
Darkness is the more evident of the two in this particular LOL, since the hero, the firefighter, must be brought down by his own dark doings. In this case, the blinding light of his ambition and deeply dark deceitfulness are the firey elements of ultimate darkness that lead to his darkly ruined life. The dark gun of course is one of his instruments of darkness capable of creating fire or being, quite literally, fired in the dark creating light patches of fire in the diminished light of the dark night …
you had me at sandwich
sammich. Get it right, dammit.
This is a test post.
This caption sucks…
Ok, I screwed up the gravatar thing, so, I think this is what the new-ish name is going to look like, but I have to wait until it all takes effect.
you may have to force the system to log you out of Gravitar
Thanks. I tried a couple of things and it’s not ‘forcing’ me into the new username/email address yet, so I guess I can just keep posting like this until it does, then I’ll know for sure.
Not like there’s a lot here to comment on right now anyway.
I see a fish/shark thingie and that your name is now acsiss (which I’m unclear about). Is something else supposed to be different too?
That is a cookie cutter shark.
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When I screwed up the registration on gravatar earlier, at some point, it stopped showing me the Name and email field here, and only showed me the Comment field. Above the Comment field were two links. One had my nickname and the other said logout. I guess that’s what I’ve been waiting for.
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Now that I think about it though, I think it also hid the URI field which shouldn’t happen.
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The other thing is that even though the post says that I’m ‘subscribed to this post.’ I’m not getting emails telling me of new posts (like yours above) even though the email is listed properly.
Eh, I’ll just wait and see what happens.
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Oh, and the extra ‘s’ can now stand for satanic in addition to stanic. It wouldn’t let me register ‘acsis’.
Next time you post, just above the comment input field there is a
blue underlined link, that says something like “log out.” If you click
on that, the familiar three boxes (name, email, URI) will reappear,
and you will be ACSIS again.
Oops! Copied and pasted from below, without changing
the hard returns…
I still don’t know what a hard return is.
I also continue to be unable to imagine “hard return” as something that isn’t naughty.
Among other, dirtier things, a “hard return” is
what happens when you hit the “enter” key, which,
on a typewriter, is called the “return” key.
Right, those links are what I was waiting for, but they’re not there.
I do have the three fields now, but I registered the old email with a nickname I didn’t want to use. I was stupid and didn’t realize that that nickname would apply here too.
So I created a new email, and new login here and copied over the same shark pic I’d just switched to there.
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The links that you’re talking about might just take time to appear here, but what I’m confused about now is that I’m not getting any email notifications even though I’ve verified the email addy.
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I’ll wait to see what happens. Maybe I’ll go back to the old email address and just use the new nickname instead of this some form of ACSIS.
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With Seth’s brilliant steps for ascertaining socking, you’ll all know it’s really me anyway
My nickname on Gravatar isn’t anything close to my name here…
Really? OH, I think I understand now (Thanks to both of you.). Let me try…
Is this me?
Yes!
Thank you both rho and Jane!
I’m me again, such as I am…
YAY!!
So glad to see you back to “yourself” again!
I haven’t commented on your new icon. Is this the Spring look?
It’s Passionflower “Incense.” It should be a
summer one, but I was tired of the other.
The Passion Vine produces Passion Fruit, but
this particular hybrid is sterile. I have this
one, but didn’t take this photo. I plan to
replace avatars from time to time with
different photos from my gardens, like the
other (Shasta Daisy) one.
It will keep the sharks guessing.
Ummm, I still see the Daisy with the caterpillar. Is this not what I should be seeing?
Nope, clear your cache. it’s very clearly a passion flower.
It’s both. Some posts have one flower and some the other.
She must be socking. GET HER!
So is it the new custom now to blame rho and her troll kibble (or whatever it is called) whenever one of these shows up?
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You also might want to consider getting the kind that makes gravy when you add water. They might leave prints behind and we could be sure they’ve gone back under their bridge.
[Link] Here’s a better photo of this cultivar.
There are at least 100 named cultivars, in
all shapes and sizes.
Sorry, *colors and sizes
I don’t know how to clear my cache, as you put it Acsis, sorry! I’m a techi tard. Btw, Rho, I just got back from reading that lol with the girl in the sink you and froo were talking about. I’m so sorry I missed that one! I could only stand to get about halfway down the page of that trainwreck though.
@Jane
The easiest way which should work on both IE and FF is to hold down the Shift key when you click on the Refresh/Reload button on your browser.
SWEET!!!!!! I love learning new stuff!
Oh and I like your’s and Rho’s avatars now that I can see them!
Thanks. The one that’s showing for me now is a second one. What do you think it looks like? It is still the cookie cutter shark, I just think it looks like something else too…
I like it! I gotta tell you, though, it just looks like a fish to me.
Thank you, ACSIS! Fun to learn, and good
to know!
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Quick question, Dear: How *exactly* do you
know that the Troll Kibble™ doesn’t make
gravy when you mix it with water, hmmm?
@Jane, if you search on thsi page for acsiss, you’ll see the first one I used.
I think I like the other one better.
@rho,
umm, well you see, umm…
hmmm
I..no, you, umm, no
I know! Jane told me!
Jane, to search, use control + f, and a
search box should pop up.
ACSIS, that’s not a fish tale, is it?
This new one? No, that’s still the cookie cutter shark’s head, seen from below.
No, I meant “fish tale” as in a sorry excuse
or weak defense. I’m not convinced that
you’re being forthright about the Troll
Kibble™, and there is the matter of the
missing bag.
Further, there is the fact that tonight’s sock
posted under you three times…
Ok, I’ll let you in on a little secret, but you can’t tell anyone
I really am every troll who has ever been on this board since the day you first started making your delicious kibble.
I can’t help it damn it! It’s addictive!
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If you’d left out the crack!, I wouldn’t be addicted and I wouldn’t have to come and steal it so often.
Ah, I found it. Type ‘Stereo’ as a search, it’s the first one.
Crap, this wasn’t supposed to go here. Nesting fail on me.
Shhh! You’re not supposed to ab-blay
about the ack-cray!
Well, now that you’re ooked-hay, I’ll keep
you supplied until one of those do-gooders
comes along and tries to reform you.
Are you any good at minioning? I just hired
one minion, but really need two, because
no truly evil person has “minion.” That’s
just not done. If you could work with Eric
(the other minion), then we could call this
whole little TK™ controversy a foggy
memory, and I could freely use the word
“minions,” and mean it.
Not to tempt you overmuch, but my newest
formula is good for your teeth and makes
your coat shiny.
*slips ACSIS a sample*
How about it?
*shakes bag noisily*
above @ ACSIS
@ Jane: PK has been acting weird tonight.
I got one post with a link on here, then
none of the others with links would “stick.”
You don’t think this place is haunted, do
you? *nervously glances around*
Yes. The twisted souls of vanquished trolls will occasionally cause havoc to those that brought them so low. You hear they’re moaning on nights like tonight.
See! They even changed my their to a incorrect they’re!
Uh, Jane? That was you just then, wasn’t it?
…that loud, eating-with-mouth-open sound?
Umm, hate to break it to you Rho, but I was browsing past lols (I found the first lol I ever commented on, *sigh* I was so innocent in those days…)
Something tells me the difference between
a dead one and a live one may be hard to
gauge, anyway. *shrugs*
How fun for you! I love to go through the
old LOLs, but I have to fight back the urge
to post on them. Do you get that?
Yes! I’ve had maybe once or twice started to jump on and burn somone and then I remind myself that it’s from freaking June, no one is gonna see it!
LOL–Thanks! I’m glad I’m not the only one!
Next time you post, just above the comment input field there is a
blue underlined link, that says something like “log out.” If you click
on that, the familiar three boxes (name, email, URI) will reappear,
and you will be ACSIS again.
apparently no firefighters looking at this…what’s funny is that this guy is actually the one burning the shit. And he’s probably enjoying it, too!
He’s using a Very pistol (like a flare gun) to do a burnout. It’s a tactic used in wildland fire to remove fuel between a fireline and the main fire… especially on large fires that you can’t get close to.
and yes I know many that find using the pistols fun
On a not-really-related note, I have this glass alcohol lamp, and about 5 minutes ago I tried to blow out the stone. It was being stubborn so I blew really hard, and the whole thing went *FHOOM* and the stone/wick launched from it like a flaming projectile, and when it landed it nearly caught the carpet on fire. Luckily I was wearing shoes and so was able to smother it before it engulfed anything.
There’s my excitement for the evening…
Aedriel now honey it’s time to put down that peach schnapps-filled bong and go get yourself a nice strong cuppa black coffee there’s a dear
PS: you ok? You still have eyebrows?
LOL… yes, I’m fine. It was just a shock, it’s never done the projectile thing before, although it’s not the first time the thing nearly burnt my apartment down. It must be cursed… I think I’ve only lit it 2 or 3 times in its whole history and had it act normal…
Having a bong full of something like Vodka would be like lighting a cigar this way [link]
It’s not a bong, dammit!!
The bong is black glass with red metallic flecks in it, the lamp is black with silver.
That happened to me at my first rent house, with a hallway natural gas
heater. I had to draw my eyebrows on until they grew back in. For
weeks, I looked like my grandmother’s sister, except she drew hers in
a little higher…like her forehead, pretty much. That woman always
looked surprised… /ramble
One time my dad asked me to go start the grill, and I couldn’t get it to ignite, (I’m sure everyone’s done this at some point, on purpose or no…) Eventually it *FHOOM*’d and yeah…
I’m pretty sure that looks like Will Smith.
I’m charro and I approve this timely message.
Also, I’m pretty sure you look like an idiot.
I’m sitting trying so hard to not laugh hysterically at that…and failing.
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