After disposing of his latest composer, Putin is left to whistle his own ominous entry music.
(Vladimir Putin)
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Andy Griffith theme, perhaps?
In G major, backwards and with echo.
That would be impressive.
Good one.
And very funny lol – I would have voted for it if I’d seen it.
That’s exactly where my mind went the second I saw this.
What’s this? A funny post?
*checks window*
Odd, no flying pigs yet…
*throws mother-in-law*
there, does that help?
Heh heh… Exactly what I was thinking!
This has made me laugh harder than anything I’ve seen on this site since the first Sarah Palin jokes.
Vlad knows how to put his lips together and blow.
And that tie… That boy knows how to rock some dots.
*drools*
For such a stern man he does attempt (and succeed) to pull off polka dots quite often.
*drools alongside rhorho*
I’m not drooling. I’m just mesmerized by the dots…the dots…I have the sudden urge to invade Georgia. WTF?
Now THERE is a conquest for you Jane!
I’m already married to one evil overlord, there’s no way I could juggle two.
That’s probably best. Rho needs an evil warlord to make use of her botanical concoctions anyway.
Well, in an ironic twist, the opposite may be true…
*continues to make notes and send reports. checks speed dial*
Er…Uh…That is to say…Excellent point, Steve!
I hope Max is doing well in his evil conquests and such.
Gee, I sure do miss him…out there…far away…
But of course, I shall send him your dearest regards.
Apparently I’m missing something here.
*checks pockets*
Well hello there DWN *strokes cat menacingly*
Where have you been?
Oh, I’ve been around. Handling things here and there. The usual nonsense. I do love watching a woman play with her kitty. Rather endearing.
I knew you would enjoy that.
It warms this dour heart to know you care. *hugs*
Awww *hugs*
I hope the weekend went ok.
Oddly enough, Lynn just needed a good day of comforting when I got home on Friday. We had game on Saturday so she had some fun. The boys both kitty and human have loved on her a decent amount and I made sure to be available for whatever listening and cuddling she required. So it went alright. I know she misses her still but she also knows that it was easier for her to see Socks die than it was to watch her suffer in the last couple days so that helped.
Fun stuff. *huggle*
Yeah, that’s how I felt when I put my kitty down, better to send him mercifully than to watch him suffer.
*huggles*
A death in the family is never easy… and being able to end their suffering is at best a cold comfort.
Keep an eye for the ‘Judas’ phase of that trail.
Ya, I had been wise to hold my tongue when I had the urge to make comment about cleaner floors in the aftermath. I do value my balls still and did manage to learn sensitivity. Just glad I can avoid my more abrasive male urges, like being a dolt without wanting to be.
I am rather glad she was able to handle it but I will be on guard for the Judas phase. I am also making sure to keep my depression and reaction to it all out of it. Last thing Lynn needs is to having to endure my depressive nonsense and buggery because I am thinking too much about it all.
I just hate having pets die in general. Just feels like you failed somebody who depended on you. Luckily, I haven’t been in that position with a human relative though I don’t see my brain really feeling different either way.
And… Wow, this is getting drawn out and babbling.
From experience, humans aren’t harder, animals aren’t easier.
Grief is grief… I took solace in not being unique… one of the rare times I didn’t want to be…
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The Power Of The Dog
by Rudyard Kipling
There is sorrow enough in the natural way
From men and women to fill our day;
And when we are certain of sorrow in store,
Why do we always arrange for more?
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
Buy a pup and your money will buy
Love unflinching that cannot lie–
Perfect passion and worship fed
By a kick in the ribs or a pat on the head.
Nevertheless it is hardly fair
To risk your heart for a dog to tear.
When the fourteen years which Nature permits
Are closing in asthma, or tumour, or fits,
And the vet’s unspoken prescription runs
To lethal chambers or loaded guns,
Then you will find–it’s your own affair–
But…you’ve given your heart for a dog to tear.
When the body that lived at your single will,
With its whimper of welcome, is stilled (how still!);
When the spirit that answered your every mood
Is gone–wherever it goes–for good,
You will discover how much you care,
And will give your heart for the dog to tear.
We’ve sorrow enough in the natural way,
When it comes to burying Christian clay.
Our loves are not given, but only lent,
At compound interest of cent per cent.
Though it is not always the case, I believe,
That the longer we’ve kept ‘em, the more do we grieve:
For, when debts are payable, right or wrong,
A short-time loan is as bad as a long–
So why in Heaven (before we are there)
Should we give our hearts to a dog to tear?
Obviously, it applies to cats too..
Very touching and very true but like fools we always do.
My deepest sympathies to you and your family, DWN.
It is never easy losing a member of the family.
DWN, I’m sorry for your loss. I hope the
sad thoughts are replaced by the happy
memories soon.
*hugs tight*
More hugs to you and Lynn, D.
Hugs to all y’all from me, too. It’s never easy, but sometimes it’s what we have to do.
*squeezes DWN (and through him Lynn) and is now in tears because of Unc’s poem* It’s always rough to put a pet down. On the one hand you don’t want them to suffer but you feel so guilty saying, yes, now is the time to do it. My mom took my childhood dog to the vet to be put down when I was in high school. She said it was the only time she’d dropped him off at the vet where he tried to follow her out. I could have lived without knowing that, however.
Thanks, everyone. *hugs all around, even Fester*
Hope I’m not intruding but just wanted to add my condolences.
We just recently lost The Mighty Quinn, the most perfect
Husky boy who ever lived. He was a son and little brother
rolled into one. Your pain is shared on many levels.
Fester….the Kipling was felt deeply. I’m sure there is not a dog person who read it who was not reduced to the same blubbering mess that I was. Thanks. I’ll share it with the Mrs.
I like the reference, by the way. [Link]
You’re welcome.
I know this song!
It’s that lonely whistle they always play in old westerns just as the tumbleweed blows across the street, at high noon!
I think he’s whistling “always look on the bright side.” But he’s singing the lines “always look on the bright side of death, just before you draw your terminal breath” over and over.
The combination of your perfect Spamalot reference (which makes this already lol-worthy pic 100x better) and your username (which I’m avidly hoping is a reference to American Gods) makes me go *squee!*
Just to let you know.
It’s The Scorpions…
Are you sure it’s not Hendrix?
You can whistle Hendrix?
You have to be on drugs…
Even then it usually ends up as Ride of the Valkyries.
Can you list them? Cheers!
best lol ever
Just sittin’ on the dock of the bay,
Wasting lives …
Win!
Seriously though, this makes me wonder what his ominous entrance music would sound like…..
Have you ever heard the old Russian national anthem… it makes the Empire march from Star Wars sound like a jingle for washing up liquid… at least it did in The Hunt for Red October…
[LINK] Russian National Anthem
I’ve always considered the Russian (Soviet) national anthem to be one of my favorites, if not my favorite. Especially the first 16 bars or so.
Whistling the Soviet National Anthem is one of my rare ‘nervous’ habits…
Under real pressure I whistle either The Saint whistle, or the opening bars of Grendel by Marillion, depending on the type of pressure…
If it’s likely to kill me, it’s The Saint… if it’s me about to rain pain on someone it’s Grendel
The first 16 bars? It’s like 20 bars in its entirety… Ah well, I’ll momentarily try to stop being an annoying prick and just say that it most definitely is my favourite national anthem. The only one I’ve heard worth taking the time to listen to.
that’s probably one of my favorite scenes ever…
Ooh ohh!!! Darth Vlader!
*laughs nervously*
Okay that was bad even by my standards.
The Imperial March! Otherwise known as Darth Vaders theme song.
That sounds pretty good whistled lol.
*durn durn durn, durndrun DA, durn drun DA! daa daa daa durndurn DA! durn durn DA!*
HUSH!
D’yee want to git sued?
Willy WIN!!!
Damn. Someone beat me to it.
Oh damn. The Lucas Ninja’s will be here to forcibly remove this post shortly!
Ninjas….not possessive. Too early, not enough caffein.
*rummages through fridge for Mt. Dew*
*Raises her diet Mt Dew for an early morning caffeinated toast to The Steve*
Cheers diss!
You can monkey with a gibbon, You can fiddle with a bow
But before you snort that crystal meth, there’s some things that you should know
Meth is made from antihistamines, in basement labs it’s cooked
And possession is a felony, which means that you’ll get booked
With a snort it zips right up your nose, and eats away your brain
It kills your sense of good and evil, and it makes you go insane
Here we go… So don’t meth with meth, Beth
Don’t meth with meth, Seth
Don’t meth with meth… Gwyneth
Don’t meth with crystal meth!
They let you whistle Hendrix?
Like I said, it turns into Ride of the Valkyries.
Um. That’s real scary.
If you knew the source, you’d probably be more scared
I’ve just never heard a meth song. Except the “Ohh meth, mmm meth!” song.
Drinking half a bottle of Irish does that…
I’m having to do this blind, as I can’t use flash at work. So click the link and let me know if the song comes through as a whole
Every time I hear anything to do with meth, this song pops into my head and I can’t make it stop. Thanks a lot, Charro!
Blame Fester, he wanted a list.
I believe my computer is being retarded, I can’t see the site.
Do a search for audio (or video) files of Lieutenant Dangle singing the Meth song from Reno 911. It’s worth it, hehe.
They make half bottles of Irish People? Are they like Girl Scouts?
I’m half Irish but I strongly resist being put into bottles.
That’s probably a good idea.
Irish? Irish what? I don’t get it…
It became popular during ‘The Troubles’…
@atwork: Irish = Whiskey *sigh*
*whistles Voodoo Child*
Yay whiskey!