Comments on: And somewhere in California

By: AYW

AYW — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:29:13 +0000

Speaking of Bill Clinton:

It is opined that Bill Clinton committed racist hate crimes, and I am not free to say anything further about it.

Respectfully Submitted by Andrew Y. Wang, J.D. Candidate
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993

(I can type 90 words per minute, and there are probably thousands of copies on the Internet indicating the content of this post. Moreover, there are innumerable copies in very many countries around the world.)
_________________
“If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memories so they never got stale and faded.” Off the top of my head—it came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 19:04:23 +0000

OH MY GOD!! THEY KILLED KENNY!!

By: dropping in

dropping in — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 17:04:12 +0000

Vincent Foster’s suicide has NEVER been found to be related to white water- that was the assumption made at the time, but given the white water investigation found nothing (and logic will tell you that the Clintons simply did not have the resources to cover up anything that did- they do NOW, but not then), it is unlikely that VF committed suicide directly because of the white water/ Clinton interaction. It was sad, but not a part of any finding of Ken Starr….AND I did nto read this as KILLING anyone- just blowing up there overly self indulgent McMansion- given that KS is in Sacramento trying to defend the bigots and mormons (who may or may not be bigots but they ACT that way), he is not likely at home when the button was pushed…

By: Risskia

Risskia — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 13:33:25 +0000

The enemy of my enemy is a friend whom I really wouldn’t hang out with – unless they were buying?

By: Risskia

Risskia — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 13:29:40 +0000

Huh… that looked like a fruity dessert to me.

But, yeah, I needed elucidation due to misinterpretation of the yellow and red object – which my famine-fed imagination turned into a yellow lemmon bar with a red cherry or strawberry on top. .

Perception’s a whacky thing, huh?

By: The Steve

The Steve — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 13:07:07 +0000

Exactly!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 03:54:07 +0000

I’ve always had a thing for drummers.

By: keshet

keshet — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 02:36:21 +0000

I may not be remembering correctly, but I thought Ken Starr was involved in the investigation that started with the White Water real estate whatever, lasted years and then finally the only thing they got Bill on was the alleged perjury?

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 02:08:47 +0000

And make sure there are plenty of breasts in the video since that has gotten everyone’s attention.

By: Quacker-Oatmeal

Quacker-Oatmeal — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 01:47:13 +0000

LOL Ken Starr can go f**k himself.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 23:52:19 +0000

If I were a guy, I would be really hesitant about the concept of disciplinary’ tea-bagging. After all, those ‘teabags’ are rather…delicate?!!

By: viking gal

viking gal — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 23:49:40 +0000

I have such a crush on Animal!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 23:06:34 +0000

You’ll have to wait in line. I still haven’t smothered DWN and Slan with The People’s Breasts.

By: meglet

meglet — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 22:11:08 +0000

you’re obviously not a real ninja then – too slow

By: Johnathan

Johnathan — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 21:31:05 +0000

The only problem is that I don’t like Hillary Clinton much, and the idea of her killing Ken Starr gives me mixed feelings, which as we have all learned, are Unamurican

By: Johnathan

Johnathan — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 21:28:44 +0000

and before he was going on about dogs. I respect the end opinions (sometimes), but really, it just never ends

By: Stardrake

Stardrake — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 21:10:54 +0000

AN-I MALLL!!! AN-I-MALLL!!!

By: The Steve

The Steve — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 19:31:08 +0000

Bah. I changed “a woman” to “his partner” but forgot to change her to their. Aren’t you being a bit picky Jane? Maybe you need a tea bagging, that would keep you quiet!

*runs for cover, peering into the sky for meteorites of doom*

By: Tekrae

Tekrae — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 19:29:30 +0000

Brilliant caption.
If only it really happened…

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:31:33 +0000

And the suicide of Vincent Foster..

By: Tessie

Tessie — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:10:09 +0000

Better late than never.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 17:10:53 +0000

Jane, why don’t you make an instructional video?

Some people are not effective anti-Communists,
and need help with their fake hate.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 17:07:59 +0000

*creates Muppet Anti Defamation website*

Ever seen a mad Muppet?

Trust me, you don’t want to go there…

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:56:32 +0000

I can’t just… I mean you have to at least TRY to pretend that the Commie agenda is out to destroy America with Obama at the helm. I mean, role play a little bit.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:56:15 +0000

Hee! Yes, this is true! Hilary is enjoying this very much!

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:55:00 +0000

Good point, Jane, I missed the “her” there in the description.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:54:43 +0000

I think you mean BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES!!!!

I think this lol is actually funny! I also like the Putin lol down below. What happened?

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:53:46 +0000

I know, they’re so cuddly.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:53:05 +0000

Well that’s rather discriminatory of you Steve, teabagging can be done amongst two males as well as a male and female. Now YOU know.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:51:49 +0000

*snickers*
I had to explain this to one of my (female) bosses a while back. It were awkward…at least it wasn’t one of the guys.

By: slan agat

slan agat — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:48:39 +0000

You have a time machine? Duuuude!

By: The Steve

The Steve — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:48:39 +0000

More recently, the tea bag took on a new meaning. Tea-bagging is when a man squats down above his partner, and lowers his scrotum into her mouth. Often after killing an opponent in an online game, idiot teenagers will squat over the dead opponents body, pretending to ‘tea bag’ them, in an effort to further humiliate the opponent.

Now you know.

By: slan agat

slan agat — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:47:45 +0000

ooooohhh…

COMMIES! COMMIES! COMMIES! COMMIES!

By: slan agat

slan agat — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:46:38 +0000

Your facts and analysis are sound, but was there really a need to insult muppets?

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:43:10 +0000

*smothers Veslfen in the People’s Breasts*

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:00:50 +0000

Ha! This made me do a big lol. Mainly because Hilary looks so thrilled about it

By: RankMyTyping

RankMyTyping — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:57:52 +0000

i think i need to brush up on my politics…

By: Veslfen

Veslfen — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:51:10 +0000

Liberal use?! Communist use, you mean!!1!111!1!!one!!

By: dropping in

dropping in — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:50:45 +0000

Sorry I ROFLMAO- This is a total win for those of us who sat through the “whitewater investigation”, with spending 6 years and unlimited witch-hunting resources and the best the F-wit came up with was a blow job. To the author- I salute you. Epic win from my POV.

By: Outback Jon

Outback Jon — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:45:38 +0000

Or did Ken Starr’s house just get “overcharged”?

By: TS.

TS. — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:29:51 +0000

This is awesome. My first laugh of the day. Well done.

By: badgerjohn

badgerjohn — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:18:59 +0000

Thx! glad you liked it…

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:14:54 +0000

Oh, and because you used an ordinal number in your post… *clears throat*
Thomas Sullivan accidentally invented the tea bag in 1903 when he sent samples of his product in individual silk pouches. His customers found they preferred to brew the tea while leaving it in it’s porous package.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:11:40 +0000

Even the most difficult concepts can be conveyed through the liberal use of Jazz Hands.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 14:36:59 +0000

I’d favour Jazz interpretive dance…

By: George

George — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 14:32:45 +0000

In before Clinton wank.

By: The Steve

The Steve — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 14:31:56 +0000

What would Palin have against Ken Starr?

By: The Steve

The Steve — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 14:27:40 +0000

*Attempting to draw a picture for the slow*

STARR TRIED TO IMPEACH CLINTON

Hillary Clinton is pictured in the photo.

It stands to reason Hillary might not be pleased with Starr for trying to impeach her husband.

The button in the photo is being portrayed as a remote trigger for a bomb.

Who better for Hillary to be portrayed as bombing, than someone whom she presumably has a grudge against….Starr.

Was that simple enough, or should I get out the box of crayons?

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 13:29:20 +0000

Because he deserves mockery?
And as a point of order, Starr tried to impeach Clinton over alleged perjury, when the only actual lie told was to the press pack, not in the Paula Jones trial (in terms of the meaning of the term ‘Sexual Intercourse’ as defined by the Court))
Basically, the guy wanted to be seen a a crusader and ended up looking a muppet.

By: pudding

pudding — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 13:23:00 +0000

Ok, but why is he mentioned here?