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Can I get one in “American Economy”?

(Hillary Clinton’s “reset” button, which she presented to Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov)

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  1. lowly grunt says:

    Ha aaaaawwwwnnnn…..

  2. Observer says:

    Yet another attempt at witty political commentary falls short.

  3. Bla says:

    3rd comment

    • Veslfen says:

      “What A Great Night” is a song by Hilltop Hoods about the party lifestyle that many people enjoy.

      According to their Melbourne based record company, Obese Records, the chorus has become a “War-Cry” for many young Australians:[citation needed]

      “And it’s all love, and it’s alright,
      Till we’re all drunk, then it’s all fights,
      Then it’s all over, go home, go sleep,
      Wake up, get sober, what a great night.”

  4. 48% says:

    This economy will need more than a ‘reset’ button when President Jugears gets through with it.

    Good job, 52%!

    • n8 says:

      He’s doing the best he can with the ruined husk your pet monkey left us with, 48%.

      • so says:

        He’s doing the best he can, to ruin what’s left that is.

        • mothergoose says:

          Quick Question: If the economy turns around, will you be willing to give him credit?

          • Veslfen says:

            No, it will be the free market “righting itself despite teh communizt’s atttempts to the otherwise!1!” from them.

            • mothergoose says:

              Which is what I figured…besides, I kinda always liked the term “Comrade”…it gives me that “warm, fuzzy feeling of togetherness” ;-)

              • The... says:

                Before we know it, Obama will have us installing telescreens in our living rooms and will establish the Ministries of Love, Truth, Plenty and Peace.

                Yes…a very likely outcome.

                • mothergoose says:

                  *hoping The…is being sarcastic*
                  I hope he gives us nice, big LCD screens…can I get a movie-channel package with mine?

                  • The... says:

                    I am being sarcastic, lol. I can’t pass up a chance to reference 1984. =P

                    • mothergoose says:

                      …just started reading it again (ironically enough I haven’t read it since 1984)…amazing book…I don’t think I really appreciated it at the time, I was 14 and had to read it for school.

                      • The... says:

                        Tisn’t irony, but rather, coincidence. It’s funny how often the two are confused.

                        But yeah! An awesome book. However, Orwell seemed to get kinda lazy near teh end when O’Brien(?) seemed to be unexceptionably omnipotent in regards to what Winston was thinking or feeling. However, overlooking that, the book was made of win.

      • slowboat407 says:

        1. It was Chris Dodd, Barney Frank, and ACORN who started this mess back in the 90′s.

        2. Obama actually fired the first shot when it came to forcing banks to give loans to people who were unqualified to get them. This is Obama’s ruined husk, and now he’s been given charge over it. Great. Just great.

        • Uncle Fester says:

          Cite, cite, cite… not a one…
          Prove it.

          • Observer says:

            September 30, 1999, New York Times
            -

            “Fannie Mae, the nation’s biggest underwriter of home mortgages, has been under increasing pressure from the Clinton Administration to expand mortgage loans among low and moderate income people and felt pressure from its stock holders to maintain its phenomenal growth in profits.”

            • rhorho says:

              Wrong cite. Re-read slowboat’s post, please.

            • Observer says:

              Responding to point 1. The president was an active member of the the organization discussed in point 1.
              -

              It was Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, the two so-called Government Sponsored Enterprises (GSEs), that lay behind the crisis. After regulatory changes made to the Community Reinvestment Act by President Clinton in 1995, Fannie and Freddie went into hyper-drive, channeling literally trillions of dollars into the housing markets, using leverage and implicit taxpayers’ guarantees.
              -
              In November 2000, President Clinton’s Housing and Urban Development Department would trumpet “new regulations to provide $2.4 trillion in mortgages for affordable housing for 28.1 million families.” The vehicles for this were Fannie and Freddie. It was the largest expansion in housing aid ever.
              -
              Still, from the early 1990s on, many people both inside and outside Washington were alarmed by what they saw at Fannie and Freddie.
              -
              Not Barney Frank: Starting in the early 1990s, he (and other Democrats) stood athwart efforts by regulators, Congress and the White House to get the runaway housing market under control.
              -
              He opposed reform as early as 1992. And, in response to another attempt bring Fannie-Freddie to heel in 2000, Frank responded it wasn’t needed because there was “no federal liability there whatsoever.”

              • Alex says:

                Oh no! Facts! A liberal’s worst fear!

                • rhorho says:

                  Read below…

                • Anniee451 says:

                  It’s not going to amount to anything – you’ve got Fister quoting white supremacist sites and not a one of them understands the basic principles of economics or why things have the effects that they do. Bully on you folks for trying though.

                • Uncle Fester says:

                  Not quite cites though… any fool can pull up a fact and then spin it how they like.
                  I want original context that supports the view… not blogs, not more ‘spin’ I want proper citations… why is this so hard?
                  Seems to me that crowing when really you’ve not nothing but a naked man on a cold day on display… it’s both unsightly and faintly ridiculous…

                • squirreludecker says:

                  facts on the internet are just as changeable as opinions. go check wikipedia if you dont believe me.

                  • Uncle Fester says:

                    Facts anywhere are ‘changeable as opinions’… the Enc. Brit used have an article on the Luminiferous Aether… well, that’s gone, although there is now one on the Zero Point, which isn’t much different, just that the ZPF isn’t stationary relative to any frame of reference except its own, thus c is a constant in a medium…

              • rhorho says:

                Blog quotes are not usually well-cited, so we don’t often use
                them here. Some of them cite other blogs, and yours isn’t
                cited at all.

                Bad form.

              • Uncle Fester says:

                Cites? that’s ‘facts’ with your spin, not a cite of original source…

              • Observer says:

                Got called away on an emergency: will have to go back to it momentarily.
                I’ve linked several times but I can’t get it to post!
                Remove spaces for an article re: the president and ACORN.
                -
                http:// www .socialpolicy.org/index.php?id=838

              • Observer says:

                I’ve responded several times but the links won’t post.
                Apologies.

            • Uncle Fester says:

              and actually, the red line stuff was Carter and the biggest sub prime push for home loans was in GWB’s admin for a long time…

              In a 2002 speech, George W. Bush announced “I set an ambitious goal. It’s one that I believe we can achieve. It’s a clear goal, that by the end of this decade we’ll increase the number of minority homeowners by at least 5.5 million families.”

              President George W. Bush addresses the White House Conference on Increasing Minority Homeownership at The George Washington University Tuesday, Oct. 15, 2002

              There are times that you get some interesting stuff poking around white supremacist sites….

              • Uncle Fester says:

                and a little more from the drooling right on the subject…

                • Observer says:

                  Apologies. Can’t seem to make links work anymore. There’s a good piece over on the Social Policy website about the president and ACORN that dates back to the Clinton era.
                  -
                  Case Study: Chicago-The Barack Obama Campaign

                  • Uncle Fester says:

                    and that responds how to my link?

                    • Observer says:

                      I’m not sure how I should respond to you link. It’s a music video.

                      • Observer says:

                        1. It was Chris Dodd, Barney Frank, and ACORN who started this mess back in the 90’s.
                        -
                        I provided information about this statement.
                        I did not make a statement of my own, nor did I deny Bush’s actions. I simiply provided information about what my understanding of the housing crisis origins.
                        (Sorry for any typos: can’t see the end of the post)

              • rhorho says:

                [LINK] Text of a very similar speech from the same year, from
                the HUD website.

    • Anniee451 says:

      48, huh? Ever see that nauseating “From 52 to 48 With Love”? Talk about puke.

      I’d like to point out that a lot of people call Obi-wan “Jugears”, not just me; I’m the only one I know who usually adds Obi-wan first, tho. But if you’re the right sock, I’ll be the left. Or are we tube socks? Toe socks? LMAO

      • rhorho says:

        Wow. Nobody even mentioned socks, but here you go. The socking accusa-
        tion from the other thread (not even directed at you) must be weighing
        quite heavily on your mind…

        • froofrou says:

          I think weighing anything on her mind would be a difficult task, seeing as how you’d have to find her mind first in order to weigh it.

          • rhorho says:

            At the risk of breaching the existential, does she have enough of a
            mind to think she has a mind, and therefore have…a mind?

        • Anniee451 says:

          Nah, I’m too arrogant to sock myself – like I said, I want full credit for my brilliant posts ;)

          • Uncle Fester says:

            Unless it’s supporting the view that Anniee is ‘brilliant’… then it’s panderin toy our monstrous ego.
            The ‘support sock’ is the usual backstop of the crushingly stupid, slightly banal poster, who spends a lot of their time crap bombing with ‘LOL it’s teh funneh’ and occasionally trying to make a point that is shot down in flames time after time after time… and thus the monstrous ego, disappointed with either inadequate, poor or no support from anyone, makes up imaginary friends to agree with them…
            It’s sort of a posting version of Theistic Religion…

            • Anniee451 says:

              One slight problem with that – no one, and I mean no one – here, has called me brilliant or acted as though I was. At least not that I’m aware of. That includes all the people who share my views as well as those who don’t. And I post under a profile which I use on all the blogs. I changed from McPhee to 451, that’s the only change I’ve made, but that wasn’t a secret.

              About the only defense of me that I know of was when Frou attacked me for being nice to Olga, and I jumped on that person thinking I was being attacked LOL. If that was a sock, it was an epic fail on my part.

  5. Pheemz says:

    If you can get one, chances are it will say ‘Made in China’ on the side.

  6. The Steve says:

    WTF. How do all of these stupid captions end up with ratings of 4. Does everyone just click 5 on every picture, and then it gets offset by the minority of people who click 1 on every picture?

    This should be 2 Lincoln heads at best…

  7. shin0bi272 says:

    isnt that the button that says “overcharge” not “reset”? I think theres already one in washington but we might need to replace it since its probably been worn down to a nub by now.

  8. first says:

    Yes, it does say “Overcharge” instead of reset. Of course, it can’t be expected that such an embarrassing blunder be pointed out on Pundit Kitchen, it was committed by a liberal and all.

  9. mudlet says:

    You do know all that the Russian translation says ‘Overload’, yes?

    Might not want the button after all.

  10. Christoball says:

    The thing is, in russian, it says “overcharge”

  11. Anniee451 says:

    We’ve already GOT one in “American Economy” – OVERCHARGE! Haha

    • Anniee451 says:

      And of course that’s already been said – sorry ;)

      • Uncle Fester says:

        An apology from a narcissist loon just means SO much…

        • Anniee451 says:

          Fisty, our love means never having to say we’re sorry!

          You know the apology wasn’t meant for you :)

          • Uncle Fester says:

            It still meant nothing to anyone with a normal social approach to humanity.
            You make Skynet seem human…

            • Anniee451 says:

              Hey, at least Skynet was self-aware. More than you can say, His Nubs.

              • froofrou says:

                Anniee, you make rocks look intelligent.

                • Anniee451 says:

                  Why so desperate to get in on the pileup? Well, except that they’re incompetent to do it even in groups.

                  You know I always let you assmunches have the last word, so honestly, why the desperation?

                  • Uncle Fester says:

                    you miss the comedy gold you are… you mistake attention for ‘threat’ when actually it’s mockery…

              • Uncle Fester says:

                I’m not sure you’re ‘self aware’ but I’m pretty certain that you have less humanity… there again, it’s not surprising, based on the fundamental Christian tag…

                • Anniee451 says:

                  LOL – a guy who calls himself FESTER and trolls a political humor site like his LIFE depended on it…one that’s basically US-based at that…qualified to judge on the basis of BLOG COMMENTS whether perfect strangers are humane or not.

                  That sound right to you? That doesn’t sound just a LITTLE bit sick in the noggin, nubs? Acne-ridden suicidal anti-social adolescents sitting in their basements and garages playing amateur psychotherapist on humor sites generally don’t make very good calls. Guys like you are a dime a dozen.

                  • Uncle Fester says:

                    Well, you’ve established I’ve pissed you off… that’s good…
                    Rail away, sociopath… prove my point…
                    You’ve already done the sexual insults. There’s my immediate family to go at…
                    You’ve yet to manage anything offensive to me, simply more proof they you’re a moron…

                    • Anniee451 says:

                      You haven’t, but if that makes you feel better, by all means tell yourself that. And you’ve already insulted my immediate family – why shouldn’t I laugh at your useless junk? Puh-lease – for someone so devoted you’re an amateur. How young ARE you for God’s sake? If you’re THAT young I should probably stop; I had you for 17 or 18 at least.

                      • froofrou says:

                        I like the fact that you say you’re here for discourse and to make new friends, and aside from ONE THREAD on an old LOL, you’ve been nothing but vile and hate-filled.
                        -
                        It’s cute, really. Apparently you don’t realize what a fool you’re making of yourself.

                        • Uncle Fester says:

                          Self reflection isn’t one of Anniee’s vices…

                        • froofrou says:

                          I wonder if she even reflects when she’s in front of a mirror? The zombie lesbian daughter would be the appropriate spawn of a vampire, seeing as how Anniee can effectively suck all of the intelligence out of a room when she enters.

                        • Anniee451 says:

                          Froofrou, your opinion means **nothing** to me. Fisty started in with his typical viciousness (I say that word without rancor; it’s an objective assessment, not an emotional one) and I made a comeback or two, and you guys just can NOT let it go there; you turn it into this monstrosity. (Again, don’t read emotion into that – I’m skynet, remember?)

                          At this point, it’s hilarious. Perhaps in an hour it will not be and I will, as I say, let you tards have the last word and move on to the next thread. This is not a funny lol and the conversation (except for a couple comments by shin0bi and one or two others) was nil. This is all this thread has going for it, and you’re perpetuating it yourself, you queen of hypocrites.

                          I’m still laughing right now, though. For the moment.

                        • froofrou says:

                          For my opinion not to matter, you sure do seek it out.
                          -
                          Fester only attacks stupidity, so…… *points to Anniee*

                        • Uncle Fester says:

                          I don’t remember ‘Self Deluding’ being in the Disney line up of dwarves…
                          but the song just fits Anniee’s posts…
                          #We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig in our mine the whole day through
                          To dig dig dig dig dig dig dig is what we really like to do#
                          Only problem is there’s only more and more crap, not a diamond in sight…

                        • froofrou says:

                          She’s got to have poo to fling, Fester. It has to come from SOMEWHERE.

                        • Uncle Fester says:

                          It’s the obscene scraping noise I object to…

                        • Anniee451 says:

                          And! There she goes, attacking people’s children FTW! Hypocrisy LOL So what exactly do you have against lesbians and gays, bigot? And why would you call a young woman you’ve never met or spoken with a zombie?

                          Curiouser and curiouser. Such bigotry and ugliness from the lightbearers!

                        • Anniee451 says:

                          Froo? You’re never gonna live that one down. It doesn’t hurt me because you’re just words on a screen, but apparently this stuff means something important to you, and you like to pretend you’re something you’re not when in reality you’re just a hatemongering bigot.

                          Oh I love when stupid people play right into my hands – as if I didn’t GIVE you the ammo on purpose. Too easy.

                        • froofrou says:

                          Wow, nesting AND comprehension fail on you, Anniee my dear. You get more and more ludicrous with every post.

                        • ElbieSee says:

                          You don’t talk to zombies, unless you want to become one.

                          You run from them. Or set them on fire.

                          DUH.

                        • Uncle Fester says:

                          The fact you feel the need to make capital off your daughter’s orientation was the problem, even sotto voce…

                        • froofrou says:

                          Of course, living things down to you is what my life is all about. Oh, LAWDY! I shall neveah recovah! I shall have to batten down the hatches and cling to my guns and religion while Anniee is mad at me! Oh, LAWDY!
                          -
                          Keep posting, MonkeyGirl, you’re simply dancing to the piper called Fester, and don’t even realize it.

                        • froofrou says:

                          @Elbee: Or shoot them in the head.

                        • ElbieSee says:

                          She wanted to make money off her daughter being a lesbian?

                          Details, please.

                        • ElbieSee says:

                          @froofrou: Yep, according to the “Zombie Survival Guide”, it’s the only way to rid yourself of the pesky undead.

                          A fire will do the trick – eventually – but it tends to spread the fire.

                        • Uncle Fester says:

                          You don’t talk to zombies, unless you want to become one.

                          But… but… that’s the basis of Christianity…

                        • ElbieSee says:

                          Zombie Jesus is fun! Colored eggs and choklit bunnies!

                        • froofrou says:

                          Anniee is a classic Blowhard, mixed in with an Artful Dodger, a Capitalista, a Troglodyte, Issues, and some Ideologue thrown in for spice. She’s an interesting mix, but all in all, a Troll at heart.

                        • froofrou says:

                          She’s also a Crybaby, constantly stomping her feet that she’s being abused.

                        • Anniee451 says:

                          What an unsufferable bigot you are! Under the guise of tolerance, no less.

                          Pathetic.

                      • Uncle Fester says:

                        :D the fact you HAVE to dance to my tune all the time, plus the fact you show no sign of intelligence, you thinking I’m 17 or 18 puts me at least a decade older than you… :)
                        Feel free to rail some more about your ‘important’ job, about your insane lesbian cloak wearing daughter, your church, your understanding of the Austrian School, your Mensa membership, your libertarian qualifications, etcetera, ad nauseam…
                        All it shows is that basically, you have no depth, no intelligence, no understanding and are, as I said, a monstrous narcissist…

                        • froofrou says:

                          Don’t forget hate-filled bag of puss. That’s one of my favorites. :-)

                        • Uncle Fester says:

                          Most of my insults are licensed under Creative Commons…

                        • Anniee451 says:

                          Hmmm…an anti-gay bigot? An amateur psychotherapist labeling everyone insane due to clothing choices or blog comments on a humor site? Attacks on people’s children while crying foul when his junk is insulted?

                          Fisty, do you EVER live by the principles you think others should live by? Or are you just one big sack of fail?

                        • Anniee451 says:

                          And holy crap – I GAVE you that ammo and you…you moron, you USED it! That was…holy hell, you’re teh stupid. Didn’t you know what a hypocrite that would make you? What a bigot? LMAO – and you had the gall to complain that I called a woman Dr. Zaius…meanwhile you go ten steps further into sheer bigotry, never even understanding I handed it to you.

                          Amateurs, the lot of you. Pathetic amateurs. I learned way too well from the feminists how to do this stuff; you’re not even a challenge.

                        • froofrou says:

                          Tell you what, you go off and find yourself a challenge, and we’ll wait here with bated breath for your return. Or better yet, since we DON’T seem to be a challenge for your awesome MENSA-powers, why don’t you toddle off and find something that is, and we WON’T wait for you to return. In fact, we’ll go on about our lives as if you never existed. Deal?
                          -
                          Because obviously, we’re wasting your time, and I hate to see that.

                        • Uncle Fester says:

                          I like to indulge the mentally crippled… I like drawing people… that was just a great moment… I got precisely the reaction I wanted… it establishes that the story, and its purpose. Basically, you lie… I think you’ve just been dowuble blinded you muppet…
                          But please, tell us how that was a test…

                        • ElbieSee says:

                          I know a feminist that would eat her for lunch.

                          Said feminist is a veteran of the current Gulf War, a registered Republican that voted for and supports Obama, an informal foster mom, and a cat lady.

                          And Anniee is no match for her.

                        • froofrou says:

                          Anniee is no match for a slightly below average Cappuchin monkey with paulsey and a speech problem. But that’s just my opinion :-)

                        • minerva146 says:

                          Ah for the blissful nostalgia of EvilPundit… LOL

                        • Uncle Fester says:

                          He was more subtle than Annieee…

                        • rhorho says:

                          And better spoken…

                        • Anniee451 says:

                          LOL what a dogpile. How long do you guys keep this up after I leave a thread? It’s hilarious!

                        • Uncle Fester says:

                          Less a dog pile, more precise formation mocking of a loud idiot…

  12. Anniee451 says:

    Ok, well I’ve got more than I needed – way more than I thought you’d give me LOL

    But I have a late meeting and will be unavailable for comment. You guys really blew your own cover. And all it took was a little patience. Dam. That was worth it.

    • ElbieSee says:

      What cover? The one in my laundry pile? And now it’s blown? Darn. It’s supposed to be a cold night, too.

    • Uncle Fester says:

      She thought she laid a land mine, so I threw a rock on it… worked. like. a. charm.

    • Uncle Fester says:

      ‘Late meeting’
      she’s having to clean tables before the new shift arrives…

      • ElbieSee says:

        Now now, Uncle F – that’s an insult to all good, hard-working waitresses and bus girls everywhere.

        • froofrou says:

          I bet she washes dishes in the back. They won’t let her up front for fear of scaring the customers.

          • Uncle Fester says:

            they had to stop her working on the donuts, but she kept drinking the oil when it was cooled for cleaning…

        • Uncle Fester says:

          Would you want any of them trying to lecture you on Austrian School Economics?

          • froofrou says:

            Or MENSA?

            • ElbieSee says:

              Truly smart people don’t need validation for their intelligence.

              That’s just my opinion, though.

              • Uncle Fester says:

                It was Anniee’s opening gambit…

                • ElbieSee says:

                  Yeah-hmm.

                  Even MENSA members don’t introduce themselves as such. If it comes up during polite conversation, sure…

                  But I don’t think Anniee is on speaking terms with polite conversation.

                  • froofrou says:

                    She introduced herself as a MENSA member, and an expert in economics, then proceeded to make a fool of herself by not knowing what she was talking about, economic-wise. She then invoked the lesbian daughter with the cape when it became necessary, and outed herself as a fatty on her apologist thread a few LOLs back. She’s a train wreck, and for some reason is under the mistaken impression that we either have been pwned, or care about her in some way other than baiting her as the troll that she is.

                    • Uncle Fester says:

                      Basically the size and the daughter were just McGuffin…
                      if this place can be likened to a war zone (just less refined) Anniee deliberately strew land mines. Clumsy and overt… It amused me to detonate one…
                      Precisely as I thought… B-U-L-L-C-R-A-P…

            • Anniee451 says:

              Will YOU be there? I already put MY money where my mouth was there.

          • ElbieSee says:

            I’m trying to catch up on American economics, myself.

            (Non-traditional student going towards a degree in business administration, here.)

  13. 0lga says:

    Wow!
    I can’t believe this made it to the front page!

    hmm, I wish people liked it more though.

  14. Anniee451 says:

    Yep, you are correct. I’m sorry. Definitely paranoid.

    • Uncle Fester says:

      Yes, you’re mentally ill :)

      • Anniee451 says:

        I don’t believe in mental illness aside from schizophrenia or discernable brain disorders. Make hay out of that one if you like :) Or save it up for ammo.

        • Uncle Fester says:

          You believe that you have a dead jewish friend in the sky… that’s mental illness…
          But please hold to the idea that you’re sane. The Insane Asylums (under the American System you can find the foremost mental health establishments listed under [State] Corrections Facilities, but its a similar idea, just with a bigger population) are full of people who know they’re the only sane one in the world…

          • Anniee451 says:

            LOL – even on Saturday. You never get tired of your game, do you? Well, if it’s all you’ve got, I guess that’s what you go with.

            It’s a shame, because I know some mighty fine atheists who are men of reason and good ethics. Fine, upstanding men, who are willing to serve their country and their countrymen when called upon for good reason. You are unfortunately not one of them. They loathe the psuedo-intellectual anti-theists and their hostility – men like you, in fact. It gives them a bad name, which they do not deserve. We were actually just discussing that yesterday – their abhorrence for men like you is something that would give any reasonable man pause…but reason is not your specialty even if numbers are. Can’t see the forest for the trees, lost in data and irrelevance. Like I say, it’s a shame really.

            • Uncle Fester says:

              If they’re friends of yours, I welcome their opprobrium… but since they almost only exist inside your head, their opinion is moot… and other than to rile you into making more dumb comments, your opinion is of no real worth…
              -
              Side bar to the sane:
              I like the Centurion-by-proxy card play there (ref for the Flame Warriors collector) if it had any grounding in ‘fact’ it would be impressive…

              • Anniee451 says:

                Hehe, the Rottweilers would be amused to hear they don’t exist. Especially since they’re American gun owners – not a group you want to p*ss around with. Being a Brit you can be excused for not understanding the American mindset of liberty and rugged individualism, though.

                Plenty of atheists don’t cotton to you pointy-headed, hostile asswipes and it’s always interesting to discuss with them where they derive their morality from (hint – you don’t have any, but reasonable atheists derive morality from a variety of sources, such as philosophy and even religion).

                You fail at life. Look how long it took you to get over that lashing enough to even respond. Did oo’widdwe feewings get hurt by hearing the truth for once? I think you are too used to not being challenged on your garbage – do you think, for example, that none of your fellow lefties are Christians? Do you really think they appreciate you spitting on their faith by calling it a mental illness? Do you even care how many people you alienate and how many people loathe such presences? Not me, I don’t care about being alienated by self-loathing bigots who only wish to visit their internal hell on others as a form of validation, but really, you ought to have a little consideration for the few people who can tolerate you.

                • Kelto says:

                  Wow. I’ve gotten done reading all these posts. And I must say, I was speechless for a while. The amount of venom in these posts is enough to wipe out china in one swift move. Honestly the hypocrisy in some of these posts is ridiculous. I have never once in my entire life come across such a hateful and conceited person. Even Fester has some level he won’t sink to. (Sorry Fester. The 3v1l just doesn’t seem to be with you today.) And I must say, for such a person that claims to be a victim, it seems more often than not, I find you in the parlor with the candlestick standing over the bloody remains of human decency! It’s sad, really. And here I thought that there would be someone else here to share their opinions in an intelligent manner. But it’s clear from all your posts put together that you have no interest in that.

                  • Anniee451 says:

                    Well THERE’S 45 seconds of my life I’ll never get back.

                    • Kelto says:

                      And that’s the personality I’m talking about.

                      • Kelto says:

                        Or, to elaborate, There’s the personality of someone with no regard to others, and refuses to take an ounce of constructive critisism, or even defend their own actions.

                        • Anniee451 says:

                          Did your mother ever have any children that lived? What’s your point, you steaming pile of dogsh**?

                        • Kelto says:

                          >.> Now your just being unpleasant. I’m trying to talk to you decentl;y. Something you seem incapable of. And I find that statement very offensive. My mom had an abortion before me. Now would you likeme to talk to you the way you do to me? You rotten B!tch, I’m trying to HELP you. That better?

                        • Anniee451 says:

                          Here’s a little cluebat for you – if you’re allegedly trying to “talk decently” to someone, don’t start out with “hateful”, “venomous”, “sinking to X level even Fister won’t sink to” and so forth. Perhaps if you had actually read the whole thing it would have helped – or did you somehow skip the fact that it was a huge steaming dogpile on one side and JUST ME on the other, and the amazing level of invective from the pack?

                          Kelto, you’re going to have to have a LITTLE bit of sense if you want to speak credibly; this just doesn’t cut it. It comes off as baiting and ridiculous when you can clearly see what really occurred, as it’s all here. I’m really just not buying this at this point. If you start off differently next time, I assure you I’ll speak to you like a normal person.

                        • Kelto says:

                          ._. Obviously any further interaction with you is a waste of time. I can see that you’re being blindsided by them, but-…nvm. Fsck it. When i said venomous and hateful, I meant EVERYONE. You called me a pile of dogsh!t when I didn’t even do anything to you. That’s what i meant by LOW. You just assume i’m attacking you and rip my throat out. But fine. I won’t post to you anymore and you can enjoy being Ripped on by everyone and their mother. Have a nice day.

                      • Anniee451 says:

                        What’d you expect? You’re obviously not objective or impartial in the slightest, have an entirely ridiculous, beyond skewed view of things, and why should I give a sh** about a comment like that? You’re obviously a bigot who thinks there’s nothing low about making sick jokes about someone’s gay child, or maybe you just like kicking walkers out from under 90 year old women. Or who points at people walking into a church and screams “Fecking lunatics, someone get a shrink!”

                        Either way, it’s not gonna keep me up nights what the likes of someone like that thinks.

                        • Kelto says:

                          So, you took away from all that I said that I’m a bigot (how?), That I would make sick jokes about someone’s gay child (I’m bisexual), that I disrespect the elderly (never have), Or scream at chruch people as if their bat shit crazy (I don’t, and I actually have a mix of religions and theories that actually somewhat makes sense, and I have only problems with religions that beat on my door for recruitment). I am actually a rather mild person. I took your posts for what they were, and for what I read. I can’t see how anything I said was skewed. I was constructively critisizing your personality, trying to give you the obvious hint that your conversation style is getting no where.

                        • Anniee451 says:

                          So you DIDN’T actually read the thread. You just jumped on the dogpile. That explains it then. Now it’s 5 minutes I’ll never get back.

                          And that’s 4 minutes and thirty seconds too long. Buhbye.

                    • lowly grunt says:

                      What about my 15 minutes??????

                      (I skimmed a bunch.)

                      • Anniee451 says:

                        I actually agree with you. When I decided to stick around and play, I figured “Well it’s not a big laugh riot lol anyway, not gonna be much to talk about, so it won’t matter much.” Then I felt bad because it was hardly Olga’s fault, and lo and behold she had just commented.

                        Fortunately she was cool about it. But I’m sorry about your 15 minutes anyway.

  15. Anniee451 says:

    Holy crap, I didn’t even SEE Froufroo’s bigotry in full. Bigotry that disguises itself as tolerance – it’s the best kind! Hatred of lesbians, hatred of fat people, hatred of all that is different or “other” – wow! It’s like a full slate, all in one. Go try and peddle your bigotry against fat people, lesbians, and all that is different from you on any leftist site, Frou – you ain’t gonna make it ANYwhere but here, and ONLY because it’s unmoderated. Ain’t no self-respecting feminist or leftist would accept that garbage, believe me. Pathetic.

  16. Kelto says:

    <.< Wtf is wrong with some people? I try to be polite, and try to help and I get jumped on by some crazy B!tch.

    • Anniee451 says:

      If THIS is your idea of being polite? You’re sick.

      “The amount of venom in these posts is enough to wipe out china in one swift move. Honestly the hypocrisy in some of these posts is ridiculous. I have never once in my entire life come across such a hateful and conceited person. Even Fester has some level he won’t sink to. (Sorry Fester. The 3v1l just doesn’t seem to be with you today.)”

      But you clearly got what you were going for – call the person a bunch of nasty sh** and when she balks, call her a crazy b*tch – yeah, that’s VERY credible of you. Who exactly is fooled by that? Not me, not you – so…what was the point?

      Oh god…well at least this one got funny. Thank you. It wasn’t a total waste after all.

      • Kelto says:

        I called you a crazy b!tch because you called me a pile of dog sh!t. Pay attention.

        • Anniee451 says:

          ““The amount of venom in these posts is enough to wipe out china in one swift move. Honestly the hypocrisy in some of these posts is ridiculous. I have never once in my entire life come across such a hateful and conceited person. Even Fester has some level he won’t sink to. (Sorry Fester. The 3v1l just doesn’t seem to be with you today.)””

          PERSON. Not “people”, not “everyone”. If you meant people, you should have said so, because this is clearly directed straight at me. You start off that way after a clusterf*** like this, and you expected me to say “Dam what a polite and helpful comment”? Seriously?

          If you want conversation, start off with conversation. I really don’t mind talking to people. But when you single out ONE person who’s been dogpiled like that? It doesn’t work.

          • Kelto says:

            Well then this is a misunderstanding over a typo. Whatever. You’ve just wrecked my mood.

            • Anniee451 says:

              A TYPO? Oh good lord…Kelto, I really wish you weren’t pulling a victim act when you purposely came up and whacked me out of nowhere (unlike the pack, I’m just one person and have a lot of names to learn – yours isn’t one I’m familiar with at this point), but let ME give YOU a little honest polite helpful advice of my own, ok?

              You see the things you told me up there? About your mother and your orientation, etc? Unlike Fisty or the even-more-and-surprisingly vile Froofroo (fluffy cute name, so harmless!), I am not going to be using those things against you in future. That will be the discernable difference between me and them. I would advise you to keep note of that, because as far as stooping to low levels, you won’t be finding me doing that kind of stooping, where you WILL find them doing it.

              I will note that I don’t believe rhorho went there unless I missed it, and I give her a lot of credit for that if I’m correct. Neither do I forget things like that, as it lends a person credibility. Some people can’t seem to distinguish between the internet and real life, but apparently she can.

              And on that note, let me help restore your mood a little by linking to a very funny video that I think you will like, OK? Truce.

              • Kelto says:

                RvB ^^; Me and my friend(s) love that series. Anyway, While I can understand where, Froo and Fester are coming from, I also understand where you’re coming from. I hardly post and people aren’t familiar with me because I have a hard time articulating my posts without a) insulting someone b) the post not making sense or c) leaning too far to one side. When I critisize people I try to tell the truth, but I tend to deliver that truth in a brutally honest fassion. So people take it as an attack, I get attacked back, so I post less often. I’ll respect you for not taking my sexuality and my family history and using them as insults. but I think I’ll stick with reading and not speaking from now on. It might be better that way. Sorry for bothering you.

                • rhorho says:

                  Hey, K, do I get a vote? I vote that you post much more
                  often, and stick around this time, dambit! I understand
                  some of your concerns, but remember whose problems
                  those are, and who *YOU* are. I have felt the same way
                  at different times, but haven’t retreated. You can always
                  (a) apologize for insulting, (b) clarify any ambiguities,
                  and (c) correct any positions. Around the time of the
                  election, a lot of people felt “pushed” to the extreme of
                  their points of view. You can always reposition yourself
                  in the midst, and learn something in the meantime.

                  I can tell from your avatar that (c) is your chief concern.
                  That little guy looks like this *\* instead of this *|,* so
                  your leftward leanings are obvious. ;-)

                  Stick around, okay?

                  • Kelto says:

                    =3= You read me like an open book. Thanks Rho ^^; It’s just easier for me to actually say what it is I want to say than when I type it (weird huh?). And yeah, I’m a little left leaning on most issues, but there are some “right” views I sympathize with. I’ll be around, and I guess I’ll try to post a little more often. I just get a little carried away sometimes…

                    • rhorho says:

                      YAY!! *hugs Kelto while jumping*

                      You are in the vast majority. Nothing is more easily
                      misunderstood than the written word, but PK serves
                      as a nice trial by fire to hone your ideas and learn
                      a LOT from others.

                      To me, PK is a lot like a garage sale in that you may
                      have to pick through some things, but you’ll likely
                      find something cool for a good price.

                      • Anniee451 says:

                        Yeah, 52%. Vast indeed. Being in the majority on a website makes you RIGHT! And good! LOL

                        More like garbage picking than garage sale – anything good you find is something that’s been tossed out by the people who claim to own it hehe.

              • rhorho says:

                I will note that I don’t believe rhorho went there unless I missed it, and I give her a lot of credit for that if I’m correct. Neither do I forget things like that, as it lends a person credibility. Some people can’t seem to distinguish between the internet and real life, but apparently she can.

                I didn’t go there, so you didn’t miss anything. I try to give
                what I get, but I’m not above escalation when the situation
                calls for it. I don’t know if you get off on the adrenaline rush
                of conflict, or what, but you can drop the “dogpile victim”
                speak, because nobody’s buying your act. Nobody.

                So drop the crybaby act, treat others with respect, don’t go
                all trollish (more flies with honey…) and you will get your
                point across MUCH better than you have done. You will still
                get other opinions and facts contrary to your opinions and
                facts. That is how PK is set up, and you won’t change it.

                Here’s a suggestion that is worth what you paid for it, okay?
                When you feel the need to rant and rail, do so on your blog.
                When you feel the need to discuss things, do so on PK.

                I’m assuming that you’re not an adrenaline or drama junkie,
                so I may be wasting (more) time here.

                • Anniee451 says:

                  So what’s Fisty’s excuse – he just likes to sh** on people for the smell, or what? Considering your support for him, this rings extraordinarily hollow, believe me.

                • Anniee451 says:

                  So what’s Fister’s excuse, he likes to sh** all over the place on people just for the smell or what? Considering your support for him, this rings not only hollow, but meaningless. I credit you with not sinking quite as low as him and his poodle do, but that’s really low, so…you know, take it for what it’s worth.

                  • rhorho says:

                    You’re not the first to misunderstand Unc, and you
                    won’t be the last. I don’t like to speak for him, truly.
                    If you will observe how he interacts with others, and
                    take your personal bias out of it, you may catch on.

                    You have the right to your opinion, but the proof is in
                    the pudding. How well is it working for you?

                    By your schoolyard name calling, I gather you want
                    to continue along the path you’ve been on, so I’ll
                    leave you alone. Nothing personal–I’m just here for
                    other reasons.

                    • Anniee451 says:

                      Yeah me too, though I’ve already stated what they are. Also it’s a humor site. I like to laugh. Go figure.

                      It’s so easy to misunderstand someone who viciously attacks anyone with a slightly different opinion than him and calls them every name he can think of LOL I…guess. Would be interesting if the attacks were limited to political figures, but some people prefer the personal touch, I guess, eh? Most of the time I just move on; this was interesting to see how far they would take it. All the way, apparently. And long after someone has left, as well. Pretty pathetic.

                      • rhorho says:

                        Simple observation: Unc left a long time ago,
                        and you’re still posting about him.

                        Simple observation: You viciously attack from
                        the get-go, without even waiting for someone
                        to express a different opinion.

                        Simple observation: You take it as far as any-
                        one else, but, unlike others, spend a day
                        whining about it.

                        See where this goes?

                        • Anniee451 says:

                          Well now it’s just becoming flat-out lies as opposed to spin (by this point I’ve always been long gone myself), so whatever. Not even worth debating. And he’ll be back, not to worry. Most likely with a shiny new word to fling at me like an ape with a handful of feces. It’s probably time to unsubscribe to this one, though, regardless.

                        • Uncle Fester says:

                          She just wants some fester loving… the fact I’d sooner place my privy member into a blender on live TV than near her menopausal poontang just riles her more…
                          I still find it funny that my accusation got such a rabid reaction., AND that my deliberate detonating of her land mine with a long stick pissed her off.
                          I have the feeling that she’s commonly accused of lack of maturity, and of depth. She’s probably passed over for promotion in her accounts dept on a regular basis… There again, she works shifts… I don’t know a single job that anyone with ‘power’ who has to work ‘shifts’… hence my assessment that her ‘admired talent’ was probably machine shop related… The Street Master is a good classic muscle engine, and one of the last that Detroit made alone. I’d have thought she’d be pleased with the Patriotism…

  17. Anniee451 says:

    Ah, you already knew it, good. You shouldn’t feel intimidated into not talking much, though – your decision, but so long as you remember there’s an off button (people totally forget the net and the computer have an OFF!) you’ll be ok. Or sometimes just stick with the light stuff for a while and not the heavy stuff or even the flames. That’s what cracked.com is for (you do read that, I hope? It’s the funniest site on the net, IMO.)

  18. Joe says:

    hehe…funny…i don’t think this would work….i mean…it was translated incorrectly in russian…

    • BroccoliKiller says:

      Glad I’m Not The Only One To Notice It.
      Or At Least, Jon Stewart* Noticed It For Me.

      *NOTE: I Prefer Colbert.

  19. your mom says:

    Can I get one actually written in cyrillic?

  20. kafka says:

    перегрузка(peregruzka)-transhipment; overloading

    Someone needs to use something other than an online translator…

  21. Uncle Fester says:

    ‘He started it’
    Neotenous loon…

  22. Uncle Fester says:

    ‘He started it’
    Neotenous moron…

  23. ElbieSee says:

    “He started it”?

    What is this, preschool?

    *braces self for “OMG STAY OUT OF IT”*

  24. Uncle Fester says:

    Yep, the problem is that Mensa is a group of people who can’t think of anything better to do with the membership, and think it impresses/intimidates people…

  25. Anniee451 says:

    Nope – no problem at all. Just remember who started it and all is well, asstard.

  26. Anniee451 says:

    Word of the Day, wanker? Do you get them off your desk calendar – Vocabulary for Dummies? I give you credit, though, you DO use each one a full six times on the day you learn them, which is supposed to cement them in your wee little brain. In a sense, you’re doing it right.

    Sad, though.

  27. rhorho says:

    If you had a friend, maybe you could get a calendar.
    Then you might know what day it is, at least.

    Too bad the Libertarians burned your name off the mailing
    list, or you could get mail, too.

  28. Uncle Fester says:

    I know what wanker means… I am English, you colonial retard.
    Today, you’re behaving like a spoiled child, so neoteny suits you’re behaviour.
    You certainly only make yourself seem foolish, and, for someone who claims to have a grown up daughter, you throw toys around like a pro… thus Neotenous…
    The loon, idiot, cretin, howling insanity, and down and dirty nasty sociopath, while hiding behind Jesus is all your own work…

  29. I believe I have already stated before as to Fester’s peculiar form of troll status. While I am glad your Mensa membership gives you great ability to state the obvious, to those with more than two brain cells to fire it gets rather grating.

    Also, try to insult me using something better than what I would expect from an adolescent. You’re Mensa, after all. :roll:

  30. Uncle Fester says:

    The Reader’s Digest still writes around New Year…

  31. Anniee451 says:

    And the panting girl-puppy sniffing in Fisty’s wake rubs her eyes and asks where he’s been p*ssing – keep sniffing, baby, you’ll find it.

  32. Uncle Fester says:

    Hence the neoteny charge… it only works for deomestic cats and axolotl…

  33. Anniee451 says:

    That doesn’t make me a one-liner comeback master, for heaven’s sake. Once in a while I can get a decent one off, but I don’t like, live that way unlike your troll king here with his shiny 50 cent words that get so quickly forgotten.

    And I didn’t say f*&^-all to you until you called me a most vicious and disgusting name, when all I did was respond to a most uncalled-for insult with a little comeback. Which makes you a real dick.

    So, enough feeding the PK trolls for me for now. I forget how tireless they are. And boring.

  34. Anniee451 says:

    That’s three! Three times he used his word! Three more to go at least Fisty! You can do it!

  35. The only other Mensa member I remember meeting was a failed gaming business owner… I believe it was because he was too obsessed with Yugio and Christian nonsense. *shrugs*

  36. Uncle Fester says:

    You’re behaving like a dumb 15 year old, which does your side little good, but show your essential lack of depth, understanding or anything else.
    Seems you’re just proving the word correct :)
    Feel free to prove my point som emore…

  37. rhorho says:

    Wow! You can count to three! Come on,
    Analee, go to four…That’s the next one.

    You can do it!

  38. Oh yes, I impuned your shining honor. To which you retort with the virility of a skeletal gorilla. Oh yes, I am impressed. Look, when you post circular logic and trite nonsense, you will be regarded as a fool. I know you lack any kind of conviction and thus cut and run whenever you get challenged but I will waste the words anyway.

    You’re completely full of sh!t. You lack any intellectual honesty and worse yet, you’re a coward who hides behind the idea of being in Mensa and pretentious boredom. You’ve been called to go with actual facts time and time again only to scoff without any meaningful dialogue.

    You’re a scholarly abortion, the illbegotten cellular matter of ignorance posing as enlightenment. It is irritating to the point that I felt the overwhelming urge to call you on it. Have a problem with it, then actually act in a manner that would make Mensa seem like a worthwhile organization to be a part of. So far, I just see pretension.

  39. rhorho says:

    You’re butthurt because your initial trollage got
    escalated, and now we’re all mean, mean, mean!!!

    Get used to it, Snoogums. You’re the one who
    chose not to play nicely.

  40. Uncle Fester says:

    What’s

    until you called me a most vicious and disgusting name, when all I did was respond to a most uncalled-for insult with a little comeback.

    did I miss this, or did I manage to piss you off without actually trying?

  41. Anniee451 says:

    He’s past four, try to keep up, idiot.

  42. Uncle Fester says:

    Prove my point that you are what I claim… you can do it, you fool…

  43. rhorho says:

    Every time I look for it, you’re already there,
    lapping it all up.

  44. Uncle Fester says:

    and yet more proof that Anniee has an IQ below 100…
    Come on… try harder… it’s just embarrassing for you now…

  45. Anniee451 says:

    Oh FFS, you can’t POSSIBLY be that clueless, can you?

    What a waste of time – go back to munching buffalo chips and stfu.

  46. Anniee451 says:

    Aww, she remembered to say butthurt! It’s like, the ultimate in choice insults these days, if someone is batting you around and laughing at you, just call them butthurt and you can pretend it’s the other way around. Try harder.

  47. Anniee451 says:

    And oops…go back to the beginning of this conversation block. Unfortunately Fisty was trolling, not the other way around. Meh, rolling about in his excrement the way you do, who can blame you for not having a sense of aroma anymore. Jeesh.

  48. The problem with your whining is the saying, “If the shoe fits, wear it.” So far, you are sporting this peculiar shoe like an bulemic runway model who has been promised a third of a child’s cheeseburger if she does a good enough presentation.

  49. rhorho says:

    Unc has used “neotenous” many times before you
    got here. You haven’t noticed, because he uses it
    when it applies, like in your case.

    I use the term “arrested development,” but it
    doesn’t apply to you, as you seem to be going
    full out, but simply lack the potential.

  50. Anniee451 says:

    Sadly, no. Like I say I’m no comeback master (I don’t go about trolling places tirelessly like you) so when a funny one pops up, I go with it and it makes me laugh. DWN chose to be a dick, and…here we are. You forgot to use your word!

    Dammit, now you’re gonna get behind.

  51. Uncle Fester says:

    Oh please… is Mensa REALLY scraping the barrel THAT badly?
    Look sugar, I’ll dumb this down… try acting your (claimed not mental) age, not your shoe size, willya? huh?

  52. Ya know, this would actually be intellectually engaging if you didn’t live in a fantasy world where you can post things without any merit, string together sentences that poorly cite facts, and then complain like an angsty teen when things don’t go to plan without being called on it.

    For the most part, I have had the wisdom to stay out of your little conversation, if you can call such things conversations and this exchange is pretty much telling me why all over again.

    The sad thing is that I am starting to wonder if Mensa would actually have you as a member. While they are a pretentious lot, they do have standards. Those standards being something a couple grades higher than the action you’ve been displaying. I am also finding more and more reason to doubt your age too, as seen with your juvenile level of insults and logic.

    Then again, supposed geniuses do tend to have underdeveloped social skills… I think with your current level of discourse, I shall go back to observing you and your floundering since all you can come up with is telling to shut up. I suppose the next step would be sticking your fingers in your ears and telling me you can’t hear me next?

  53. rhorho says:

    I’m not the loser who tries to blame the
    current president for everything from your
    menstrual cramps to your adult acne.

    Just sayin’.

  54. Uncle Fester says:

    Like you present a challenge…
    <ostly it’s one line like ‘ROFL, dis am de funneh’ or long, rambling posts, that paranoid schizophrenics go ‘WTF? she’s mental’ about. You really need to stop taking what you’re taking if it’s not prescribed. If it’s prescribed, then take it… daily… almost religiously in fact… REM suppressants work for me:)

  55. rhorho says:

    I wouldn’t know. I haven’t been in your
    digestive tract. You really ought to learn to
    chew with your mouth closed, though.

  56. Uncle Fester says:

    she’s an idiot… I just saw it early and took a ball-pane hammer to it… she’s pissy. No great loss… If a man is judged by his ‘enemies’ then I’m the biggest failure on the planet… people like Anniee loathe me :)

  57. If it would make you feel better, I could loathe you but I am not sure if that is a step up or not.

  58. Uncle Fester says:

    It’s appreciated, but, well… you’ve almost become my Denny Crane…

  59. rhorho says:

    DWN & Unc: Maybe we could all loathe each
    other, and reach Nirvana.

    DWN, you have film left, don’t you?

  60. froofrou says:

    Fester, I don’t see you as an Alan Shore. I’d see you a bit more as Denny, but mean. Now, DWN I can totally see as Alan, or perhaps Clarence on a good day. Anniee is Jerry “Hands” without the intelligence.

  61. *blinks and doesn’t know how to take that*

  62. @Rhorho: Yes, I always have film left… But apparently I am a loud egomaniac with Alzheimers…

  63. froofrou says:

    You do have your moments of word salad, and somehow I see you dressing in costume for your closing.

  64. @froofrou: … Maybe… >.> *puts always black long coat and top hat*

  65. rhorho says:

    Well, crap. Maybe Froo can reassign your
    role, as we need a cameraman who can
    remember what he’s filming…

  66. Who are you people?

    And scene, time to leave work. Should be back Monday or maybe post some from home tonight.

  67. Uncle Fester says:

    Enjoy…

  68. Uncle Fester says:

    Fester, I don’t see you as an Alan Shore.

    If that’s the case, you really don’t get the joke I am…

  69. Don’t know about all that, but you know how you attribute a “voice” to people posting regularly on the internet that you don’t know in real life? In my head, Fester sounds exactly like Jeremy Clarkson.

  70. Uncle Fester says:

    Strange to say… I do sound like Jeremy Clarkson… We both come formt he same area…

  71. Anniee451 says:

    You’re really not keeping up, are you? Could you pad along just a little bit faster FFS?

  72. rhorho says:

    I don’t go about trolling places tirelessly like you

    Hey, Bible thumplet: You better ask for
    forgiveness, before you go to hell for lying.

  73. For the record, I simply chose an opening just like you did Annie dear. So at this point I need to don my Kettle outfit and ask the question: “Wtf did you just call me?”

  74. Uncle Fester says:

    No, A, you’ve established I’m simply correct on my assessment…

  75. rhorho says:

    WTF are you whining about?

    If you could come down from shrill, we
    humans could hear you…

  76. Uncle Fester says:

    She’s an idiot… I’ve called her neotenous before…

  77. The Steve says:

    Wow this is all very confrontational.

    *kicks feet up with a bowl and some popcorn*

  78. Anniee451 says:

    Oh my. You people aren’t that sharp are you? I’m LAUGHING at you, not “whining.” (Yes, I pointed out your hypocrisy, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t EXPECT it, or that it hurt my widdwe feewings FFS.) It’s funny to see you all tumbling all over yourselves to get in a response to every word I ever say with such desperation that you can’t even keep up with what’s been said by one another. Your performance here has been abysmal. For 3 people you REALLY should be able to do better.

  79. froofrou says:

    And for one person, I’d expect more than trying to make your average shrub look like it’s a MENSA member. Get a clue, a life, and a job.

  80. Anniee451 says:

    I’m AT work, you moron b**ch. I work a hell of a lot more hours than your resident trolls, obviously.

  81. froofrou says:

    Aw, you called me a name. Was that hard to think up?
    -
    And besides, if you got offended, that means that there’s something wrong with the way you think, not what I said.

  82. Uncle Fester says:

    It’s amazing how there’s internet access at Burger King deep fryer

  83. Phaelin says:

    And clearly it’s a slow day. So much for “working”.

  84. See you next Tuesday says:

    Well why don’t we just ask Christopher who’s paying his salary whilst he posts here?
    Nevermind, I am fully aware by whom he is employed.
    Perhaps Chris might want to focus a tadder more on his work whilst he is supposedly engaged in it.
    Caught out, lol.

  85. Uncle Fester says:

    a ‘tadder’?
    *Supermarket Announcement*
    Need a Gibberish Team on Aisle 14, next to the baby toys… I reapeat Gibberish team on 14. Some one is throwing the rattles about again…

  86. rhorho says:

    I speak Gibberish. What do you need?

    Oh, yes…

    I see what you mean.

    *douses troll with fake accent bleach*

    Stand back and cover your mouth, Unc.
    The fumes can be quite sickening when it’s
    this bad…

    *watches as SeeYou dissolves into bubbling
    ooze*

  87. Uncle Fester says:

    *sniff*
    I find that sort of chlorine/ammonia smell quite refreshing…

  88. Ah Lauran, dear sweet and sane Lauran… I know you miss me but this is sad…

  89. Uncle Fester says:

    Ah, the clean up crew has arrived…

  90. Uncle Fester says:

    Pile in… it’s fun… Bring custard…

  91. ElbieSee says:

    I shall!

    And what kind of wine goes with custard? I’ll bring that too.

  92. Uncle Fester says:

    Raspberry… I like the shade of pink…


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