Comments on: You look like Obama

By: wdfdawf

wdfdawf — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 20:12:26 +0000

u guys who dont get it or dumb as sht. he is saying he looks like obama cuz hes black, and the other guys is sayin he looks like mcain because he is white. u dum mofos!!

By: Itay

Itay — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 14:56:49 +0000

PWND…

By: The Steve

The Steve — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 23:18:15 +0000

This is the stupidest bullshit I’ve ever seen.

By: Observer

Observer — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:00:27 +0000

Isn’t retirement mandatory at age 65 in most European countries? I’ve googled it and can’t tell for sure.
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Don’t get pissed; I’m genuinely asking. I know a scientist who came to America from Denmark so he could continue working because he was forced to retire.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 20:55:17 +0000

Dhoti – think…
Nope… I can’t make that sentence make sense at all… the noun and verb disjoint is just too great…

By: Dhoti

Dhoti — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:14:41 +0000

I believe you, of course.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 16:25:36 +0000

Back from street sweeping Dhoti… and the word is ‘retired’… made my pot, I’m happy, and you have to slave… I do my Nelson Muntz impression at you…

By: Tapper

Tapper — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 16:09:38 +0000

So true, actually. My grandmother thinks EVERY black man they see looks like Obama, even if they have dreadlocks and a beard.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 16:00:34 +0000

Mine vaguely looks like a swastika. This saddens me.

By: Dhoti

Dhoti — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 13:28:27 +0000

Ouch. When you get flamed by the board’s designated unemployed feces-slinger…

By: Pat

Pat — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 12:52:05 +0000

Finally, the candidates’ stunt doubles get some of the spotlight!

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 11:53:19 +0000

Still crap bombing? Cool

By: Wolvie

Wolvie — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 11:46:13 +0000

Very “post-racial”.

By: kara

kara — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 02:08:42 +0000

aaah i’ve been waiting for coach Robinson to show up on pundit kitchen! he’s the basketball coach at my school =D

By: Bee

Bee — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 00:20:32 +0000

Some of the things that keep growing all your life are your ears and nose, that’s why old people have big ears and usually big noses.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 23:36:02 +0000

Da Vinci’s Notebook Bob and Tom RULES!!!!

By: indietarheel

indietarheel — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 22:36:33 +0000

I think they’re both blind.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 22:17:56 +0000

… Sounds about right.

By: ubr

ubr — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 22:09:14 +0000

they stack all the lols for a particular day on the top landing of a three story stairwell. the pk moderators then proceed to throw them off. whatever lols make it to the bottom make the front page in order of distance from the base of the stairs. heather sneaks in and adds staples and paper clips to her lolz in the middle of the night, hence why hers always make the front page.

By: Observer

Observer — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 22:03:35 +0000

Three words.
Braidable. Ear. Hair.
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EEEWWWW!

By: AC

AC — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 22:01:15 +0000

And HUGE eyebrows…. My Dad’s are starting to look like caterpillars…

By: AC

AC — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 21:59:23 +0000

I’m sure I remember Seth’s theory. It involved monkeys and was quite disgusting, I think…

By: Observer

Observer — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 21:59:07 +0000

I TLL the Eye of God!
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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

By: AC

AC — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 21:57:47 +0000

I’m birds!

By: Observer

Observer — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 19:38:31 +0000

Or a parachute!

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 19:35:24 +0000

Plus Lynn can use the ears as an additional comforter..

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 19:30:04 +0000

Stupid nesting. I might actually enjoy scaring kids though. I need a retirement hobby.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 19:29:35 +0000

That is the part I am looking forward to though…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 19:29:21 +0000

But it keeps growing…

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 19:26:36 +0000

Just avoid the clown outfits, it will scare the neighborhood kids.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 19:25:48 +0000

Actually, what I read was that the cartilage actually weakens with age, hence, the drooping.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 19:25:04 +0000

Size 15 feet and large hands… Just saying.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 19:24:32 +0000

It isn’t like I will be hot stuff at 70 anyway. I wouldn’t call myself hot stuff now. I’ll just be more amusing at 70.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 19:24:05 +0000

Inverse, your thinking of the hands..

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 19:23:48 +0000

The nose also keeps growing. Cartilage never stops growing so nose, ears, stuff like that.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 19:21:24 +0000

LOL! I’ll remember that..

By: Observer

Observer — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 19:20:49 +0000

Can you fly yet?
lol
But seriously, you’ve heard of the correlation between ear size and…owait, was that an inverse correlation or a direct…(off to google).

By: charro

charro — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 19:19:15 +0000

Don’t get it from that witch doctor in Beetlejuice. Your head will shrink pre-old-guyness.

By: charro

charro — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 19:18:32 +0000

Poor DWN.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:55:54 +0000

Does your grandfather have a drooping nose too? I swear, I’ll get plastic surgery for sure if that happens!

By: Pheemz

Pheemz — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:52:15 +0000

Oh dear God, we’re gonna have to put up with people crying about racist now, aren’t we??

Wake me up when the butt hurt is over.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:49:14 +0000

One of my favorite songs that I still don’t have saved.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:44:11 +0000

Ears never stop growing so older men have bigger ears. I already have big ears so I have my grandfather’s flat elephant ears to look forward to. Least they don’t stick out.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:41:22 +0000

but your avatar is still pink, not nice and purple like your other one.. *snort*

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:39:28 +0000

OMFG, no way! See ya guys, I’m off to the doctor to get my head examined.

By: The Steve

The Steve — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:38:09 +0000

*sings*
I never worry bout a thing, got the world on a string
’Cause I’ve got the cure for all of my blues

I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start a’meltin’ away
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are comin’ to stay

By: Rattus

Rattus — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:35:28 +0000

Their heads are shrinking.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:32:26 +0000

I beg your pardon? My wife says I’m unique, just like all the other old guys. (j/k).
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Seriously though, have you noticed that 99% of all old guys have massively HUGE ears? I mean, what the hell is up with that? I don’t want big ears, I like my ears (sort of) and don’t want big dangly things hanging off my head. As for Jimmy Carter, it’s obvious he has had plastic surgery, his ears aren’t big.

By: Umba

Umba — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:31:37 +0000

Yep, a bald, tall and portly man definitely looks like Obama.

By: dropulus

dropulus — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:22:11 +0000

Well, he didn’t USED TO BE. Now… not so sure. The years have not been kind.