EPIC MONEYGRUBBER
When you’ve stolen $820 million and are still going to Supercuts.
(Bernard Madoff)
picture: NYTimes.com. lol caption: heatherjlc
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Ummmm… I’m a little confused. Where does supercuts come into this? Have people been monitoring where this fraudter does his shopping?
I kinda guessed it’s a hair salon thing that’s known for being cheap and bad?
(But I must say I’ve seen much worse hairs than his. Anyway.)
Hmmm. Thanks. That seems more likely. And even though it makes more sense it still fail to amuse me in any way. Sigh.
Yes, it did lack that je ne sais quois*. Good thing we had a good Madoff-lol yesterday. ;p
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*) Never mind – I do sais – it’s “humour”.
Supercuts is a chain of “Hair Cutteries” generally found in shopping malls in the US…{Link for those interested}
Yeah… I seem to remember Homer complaining about Marge getting “supercuts” in some episode where they are short of money. Something like “oh, regular cuts aren’t good enough for you, you have to have super cuts…”
Can’t find a quote though, so I might have imagined it all.
I hope he gets a job in prison that’s really nasty. Like washing out the trash cans in the cafeteria. With his tongue.
Thirty-two cents an hour…but all you can eat.
I just thew up a bit in my mouth.
Spit it in the can…Bernie’ll get it later
Again!
You do realize he’s scrubbing the medical waste cans in the same fashion…
*full fledged barf attack*
I just bought that lunch!
Mmmm, and it’s still warm! *schlurp*
Save the broccoli for me!!!
Don’t worry there’s more coming
*barfs*
Well, at least I don’t have to work off the fries.
Not to complain, but you really ought to
chew your food better, CW…
@MG: What about the carrots?
Was that ketchup on those fries?
Wait….
*thinks hard*
I didn’t have any ketchup! Dear God people what is that red stuff?
Does anyone ever throw up a lot in their mouth?
IMO 820 million $ is what Madoff still has. He stole 50 billion $.
Yes, there is a fact fail on how much he stole.
Which is a pretty important fact. I know for most of us, both figures fall under the ‘incomprehensibly large amounts’ file, but the difference between $820 million and $50 billion is a helluva lot more people that got screwed over.
WTF! I mean just WTF! It’s not factual, it’s not spelt properly, there isn’t a Supercuts in prison and most of all it isn’t in the slightest bit funny.
Does this “LoL” officially mean that the cheezeburger network has gone lalagoogooo
I think you’ve just identified a gap in the market… prison Supercuts…
It is kinda hard to get a good haircut when you’ve got to use a prison shank instead of clippers and scissors.
You really don’t get it… I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with me!
Soap?! I didn’t drop the soap…what are you talking about? Why are you looking at me with that ‘come hither’ stare?”
Because I’ve never found hairy butt cheeks hot before now…
*full disclosure…my butt cheeks aren’t hairy, “but” in keeping with the prison-rape theme…”ass”ume I’m a man*
Ok…but will you still respect me in the morning?
Why? What’s going to be different then from now, apart from you being reuined fr normal men?
I always knew you weren’t “normal”
My footlong if a $5.50 one… so NER!
Haven’t seen the movie yet, but that was probably my favourite line from the novel! Rorschach FTW!
I can recommend it.
I was going to go and see it… BUT NO. Annoying director puts too much violence in and makes it an 18. (insert grumpy emoticon here)
I missed the reference…what movie?
Had to look it up, but I believe it is Watchmen? Am I right AC?
Oh, I thought it was but maybe “Rorsarch” referred to something else entirely…. Dunno…
Well I wiki’ed his name and it came up with Watchmen. Apparently he’s the author.
I think we’ve got it right.
I’m kind of torn about this movie…Part of me wants to see it, part of me wants to wait until the DVD…
Not a big fan of the novels, do I might get it on netflix when it comes out. Dunno
Honestly, no. There isn’t that much violence in the movie. Not that many fight scenes. The violence that is in it is pretty graphic, but the 18 is for the Great Blue Wang. Which is drawn that way in the comic, too.
Really? LOL!
The book had a lot of nudity and violence in too… the film is a lot less so…
Wear your moustache…
That’s my Poirot moustache… You think they’d mistake me for him? Someone gets murdered everywhere he goes though so maybe it would be tempting fate too much… Hmm… Tis an interesting idea tho…
I’d go with the Rollie Fingers Handlebar…always a classic…{link}
…although this one’s good too…{link}
Wow! Hmmm… The second one’s a bit scraggly, not my look at all… Maybe I should try this one. [LINK]
Heehee! Blogovich’s LOL cat migrated to this guy’s face!
Sorry. Link!
LOL
This guy’s got ginger-vitis!
Link.
@AC: Wow! You could slice some French Bread with that thing!! Try this one…{link}
@Observer: What are the odds that we link the same picture at the same time?
LOL! We saw the same one. mother!
another link
MG GET OUT OF MY HEADDDD!
LOLOL!
That’s a winner!! Try this one…he reminds me of a prof I had once…{LINK}
Is that snot dripping from the end curlies, or {brainbleach}
Here’s one that’s a c-c-c-combo breaker!
Link.
Oops. I get ahead of myself sometimes.
Link!
Ok…that’s disturbing…you win!!!
I know, right!
I love funky ‘staches, and bushy beards. I’m definitely a weirdo!
“You win”
Oh aye, that last one is strange….
The best part is the nip wrap…so dirty, that!
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Now, a beard for you consideration.
Link.
Hahah <3 mothergoose! Rollie Fingers and his handlebar – pure awesome! GO BREWERS!
Gotta cut corners where you can in this economy.
But you still have to look good…or you can’t get any recognition from Fernando [link]
OK, but appearance shouldn’t get the shaft.
I’d can’t part with my salon.
Hair today…gone tomorrow
And you have toupee through the nose.
Don’t wig out on us…
Way to upbraid me in pubic Mom …
Don’t make me wax philosophic….
Permhaps someone could use a shag …
Nah…just a couple of good bangs…
This wasn’t even good enough for a smile, let alone a LoL. Who the hell cares what his hair looks like? It doesn’t even look that bad to me, it’s certainly better than Blago’s.
Relevancy fail. Humor fail.
The AIG Madoff LoL was much better, did we really need another one today?
He’s got Donald Trump, James Trafficant, and Axl Rose beat as well.
And Bill Gates.
I got a smile out of it…a small smile. It’s not a great haircut, although there’s certainly a lot worse out there. (Note: I think after Supercuts he went to EyeMasters for the buy-one-get-one-free deal on glasses, too.)
Enough now heather, it’s heather’s turn. Right heather?
You know what they always say, quantity over quality. Oh, wait….maybe it’s the other way around.
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Is it possible to filter LoL’s by creator, like a junk-mail filter?
You know it heather. I heard that heather really made her jaw sore getting this one in. Then heather told heather who told heather and then the two heathers had a chat after which heather told me that this one was being forced through just to prove a point.
Careful, she might be like the Heathers in that movie called Heathers.
Was it about Heather or that other girl, Heather?
Neither. It was Heather.
That b!tch, she owes me money and her friend Heather owes me some head and her other friend Heather said she would take anal in my next movie. I have money to make dammit…
What is your damage, Heather? Transfer to failblog, transfer to roflrazzi, no one at PK is going to let you play their reindeer games.
All around the blooming heather-
Will ye go, lassie, will ye go?
The confusing part is that every comment here seems to indicate that it isn’t funny, and yet….it has 53 votes and still 4 Lincoln heads.
*psst* look at the creator. that says it all…
*confuzled*
Wait…God made this lol?
DOH! i meant captioner. more proof that i need to go back home and back to sleep.
*Pats shortright on the head*
It’s okay. We’ll forgive you…. this time.
Looks like he’s been cutting his hair in his bathroom with fingernail scissors like my dad used to …
I do that too…
Alas, my brother carries on the family tradition. Mike, is that you?!?!?
Definitely not!
(Backstory: Some years back I got sick of paying exorbitant amounts of money to “professionals” to ignore what I asked for and give me bad haircuts and decided I could just as easily screw it up myself for free. If I don’t like the way it comes out, well, at least I’m not out any money. By now, it usually comes out about like I want it, anyway!)
I started doing the same thing last year!! Strangely enough, I started getting asked where I get my hair done more often…maybe i missed my calling…
I’ve thought the same… funny note on that: I saw a “news” story a few months ago about ways people were trying to save money. They interviewed a hairstylist who said something like “Well, I really don’t recommend people trying to cut their own hair. Everyone I’ve seen come in here who’s tried cutting their own hair has messed it up and needs it fixed.” Well, DUH! It’s never occurred to me to make an appointment with a hairstylist and go in and tell them “Oh, I don’t need anything done to it…I did it myself. I just wanted to pay $50 to come in and show you how fabulous it looked!”
When I went through my “punk phase” back in the early 80′s I used to butcher it really well…it was awesome, cuz that was the look…but now, it’s like you said…I was tired of paying to get my hair done the way they thought it should look, rather than what I wanted…If I want to pay alot of money, only to be dissatisfied with something, I’ll just pay DWN for a ‘roll in the hay’…;-)
… Ouch…
Did I just hear the sound of a size 15 foot curling under itself?
At the very least.
Second attempt at comeback… *clear throat*
Ahem… Madam, you couldn’t afford my level of disappointment. *snobby upturn of nose and walk away*
Just remember…you always hurt the ones you love, DWN.
So I noticed.
1989.
That’s when I last paid for a haircut. Or, actually, back then I think it was my mum who paid for it. ;p
I learned how to cut the hubby’s hair pretty quickly when I figured out that his hair grows so fast that he needs a haircut almost every two weeks. Thankfully, it’ s a pretty easy buzz cut, but I have learned how to fade and blend
As long as you’re not going to do anything extravagant, hair cutting really isn’t rocket science.
My significant other and I cut each other’s hair now. For a long time I just cut my own, but help makes the process much quicker. (And less bleedy.)
I’ll just throw in a comment about expensive haircuts, I once splurged on a very expensive haircut at a world famous salon, primarily to see if they were any better than my usual affordable salon. The very expensive cut was the worst I’d ever had. When I complained (oh, yeah, for that much money, of course I did), they corrected it – by hacking it up even more badly. Even after a few months of growing it out, my hair still hadn’t recovered because, when I returned to my regular salon, my stylist asked, “What the hell did you do to your hair?!?” Moral of the story: save your money and go to your inexpensive neighborhood salon.
I believe you!
From what I understand, it’s virtually impossible to get a regular trim (just removing the ends, I don’t know what that’s called) here for less than 50 dollars. That’s like 6 pints of good beer at the pub, so bugger that for a lark.
It is a typical $450 hair cut without style, talent, or craft, paid for by someone that doesn’t know the difference, and paid for with someone else’s money.
How much for a “poodle” cut and style?
You mean a poodle cut like this? [link]
It’s spring. When is the last time you had your poodle groomed and styled?
***attention pk moderators***
these lolz are really starting to suck. the computer you have set up to filter the lolz to the front page does not have a sense of humor and therefore is not qualified for the position. fix it or hire some high school dropout to filter the lolz for you…
*snickers*
…although we’ve both had front page lols this week…
But, yeah, a lot of them lately have been wtflols (not all of those from the same poster, either), like the “you look like Obama” one…
Both of yours were good.
thx capt!
Yep. That makes a difference.
Thanks, The Steve & Capt. Wow — although I have to add, from what I’ve seen on the voting pages, it can’t be actually random or every third frontpage lol would be “pull my finger” or “nomnomnom” or “five dollar footlong!” or “I just pooped my pants!” or something similar.
He could be on “A Christmas Carol on Broadway”…it would be cool to see him in the scene where his cohorts are talking about how Ebenezer died and nobody cares, but they’ll go to his funeral “if lunch is provided!”
I love that hair. It makes my tiny dick an inch bigger.
220 years isnt long enough you rotten bastard
$800 millions? Pffft, peanuts!
“Climatologists” managed to steal 5 _billion_ euros from EU taxpayers last summer.
And as we can see “every year is hotter than previous” as they boldly claimed 5 years ago. We are _now_ about 9 degrees C behind their predictions, does someone believe that global average temperatures will raise 16 degrees (C) in remaining 8 years (by 2020)?
So: Theft in epic scale.
Although both are totally insignificant when compared to _thousands of billions_ (in whatever currency) banks steal from taxpayers in US and EU. You may call it “loan” but you ain’t getting it back. Ever.
Feersta pootin furkin inda moof. Dendja roopin inanoot, inanoot. Maeka slapi slapi, bork bork bork.
That… Made me laugh.
Me too!
I had an image of the Swedish chef going at it with piggie while kermie filmed. God. I need a drink and a smoke now!
And people think I have weird kinks… Then again, most people here have no idea about my kinks.