
Is Michelle Obama hawt? That depends of what you definition of “is” is…
(Bill Clinton)
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Is Michelle Obama hawt? That depends of what you definition of “is” is…
(Bill Clinton)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: bexareeni
Huh?
Hehe, first time getting a first comment and thats the best I come up with.
Keep out of reach of children. If swallowed get medical help or contact a poison control center right away.
huh?
lolnot
Try estimating the ordinal position of your comment and see what happens.
kinda fits, axually
Better : http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3720344
Michelle Obama = bulldog with constipation >_< wtf?
Michelle is ok when she has on make up and is all dolled up. When she wakes up in the morning I’m not so sure. Fred Smilek is the acting president of the Society to Save Endangered Species. It was founded two years ago by Fred Smilek along with his two best friends Charles and Jonathan. http://www.fredjsmilek.com
Aren’t we all, dear?
LOL and I’m sure your Marcus Schenkenberg.
I love guys who write an entire paragraph picking apart a random woman’s looks, as if anyone cares what they think.
No, you are thinking of your ugly mama, not Michelle Obama.
…ouchy ouch…
You’re not dating his mama, quit getting them mixed up
No, but I did take her out for a nice seafood dinner and NEVER called her again!
DORTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT!!!!
I just paid her… it was cheaper… and she took her teeth out
Taco Bell or a gum-job?…You made the right choice.
I didn’t see this on the voting page, why?
Are you sure you checked it regularly and constantly? Lols seem to pass through the voting page faster than a litre of coffee passes through a toddler.
That’s why I only let my toddlers drink Red Bull….
And then you bring them to a birthday party at Build-a-Bear, right? ;D I swear, some of those children…I’d be surprised to find out they DIDN’T have any caffeine in their systems.
Kuro!!!! I’ve missed you, dear!!!! How’s everything?!
MG! *hugs* Everything’s been good here. I was ready for school to be over after Christmas break, but I’m getting through it. How are you?
*huggles*
Not bad! Same old, same old…had a nasty case of strepthroat, but feeling great now.
Ooh, ouch. I’m glad you’re feeling better.
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In other news, I have just discovered that the piece-of-sh*t lab computers are allergic to lols with lots of comments. DX
Mine won’t view the avatars anymore…even though I tried to clear my chache…it’s just a POS work computer…
Have you tried Firefox? Or, have you tried downloading the new IE 8?
O_O
I haven’t heard from you in ages and I am curious how that shopping trip went.
Very, very wise. Good way to not have to get contractors in when you need something demolished too.
I remember seeing this on the voting page, but it was, what, a month ago? I didn’t think it was particularly funny then, and I’m surprised to see it suddenly on the front page.
Oh yes, you’re right. It must be old, because bexareeni had finished (or whatever it’s done) its account after those liberlism/republicanism lols – I remember checking its lols then and there were none.
Most weird that it makes it up now, yes. There have to be better things in all those upcoming pages. Oh, well. PK moves in mysterious ways.
At least it’s not another Heather Lol…
true dat
Ask, and ye shall receive, I’m sure.
MG, it *IS* another Heather LOL.
Heather was socking as “bexicoch” back then, and got pretend upset when we outed her, deleting all of her LOLs and favorites (most, if not all of which were “heather’s”).
She discontinued posting under bexicoch and making LOLs as bexireeni, but she still pops up here from time to time as other socks.
Oh! I’d forgotten that… Iirc the giveaways were plentiful too. :p
Billboards are less obvious, so yes.
rhorho, and the rest of the regulars,
Please stop assuming everyone is me. It’s driving off people who just want to make lols, vote for their favorites, and enjoy the experience here at PK.
I’m not making lols at all anymore, nor am I posting as a sock to annoy you and everyone else, so as the kind and welcoming person on this site, rhorho, please, I am asking you and everyone else to just allow others to post without fear of retribution that it is the evil and horrible Literal behind it.
It doesn’t bother me when people say negative things about me; I don’t respond in kind, but please, just let it go when it comes to others. If I have something important to say regarding myself and my issues I will say it, and I will say it as the Literal I am.
Thank you, and I do wish you all well.
I for one don’t give a rodent’s rectum what anyone says about anyone. Includig me. Even the good stuff. It’s a LOL site, why assume anyone is being serious? And more importantly, don’t assume anyone is acting the way they are because of you? We don’t know each other except through writing. If you think someone is being mean and they don’t like you, ask them why. Being direct pays of in teh Intertubes.
Camille… you can almost hear the consuptive coughing…
and Seth, I love you in a sordid, SS unform and latex way…
Sardonic’s weeping appeals strike again. Won’t someone please think of the children?
Oh, my sides, if I laugh any louder I may bust a seam.
First off, middle aged mothers are not hot.
Second, Michelle Obama is not good looking anyway.
I think Demi Moore would disagree with you.
I know I do.
Salma Hayek…..’nuff said.
Natasha Richardson, may she rest in peace.
for a woman who was only 46, she’d all but erased her face… those deep plane face lifts are a Pyrrhic victory at best.
OMG I have such a crush on Salma Hayek. *drools* If only I swung that way. *sigh*
Oh, Bill, you smooth talker you.
Some people call him Maurice…
Some call him the Gangster of Love…
Now that song’s stuck in my head….a REPO! soundtrack infusion, quick! *runs for the iPod*
Some people call me the space cowboy!
….nobody calls me that, but I wish they did *sniff*
LOL!
You’re the space cowboy, rocket-pilgrim!
That’s *IT*!!!
Space Cowboy Steve!!!
I’m liking it!
I will, if only you’ll tell me what the heck a “pompatoose” is.
This guy has earned this, just like W earned his bit and Obama is earning his. “Special Olympics”; what a riot!
Hell, I still make fun of Reagan for Iran-Contra, screwing the unions, closing all the mental hospitals and putting crazy people on the streets, deregulating the airlines, and ushering in an era of greed and irresponsibility. I still make fun of Ford for falling down all the time. And Nixon for lying and stealing. But I don’t make fun of Carter for ‘lusting in his heart’ and being scared of swamp rabbits [LINK] because he is an ex-preacher and could probably get his God to smite me or something.
thank you! I’m glad someone remembers that Reagan was possibly one of the worst presidents within the last few decades. When I learned about him last semester in Government and that he cut funding so drastically for the institutions I was shaking a little I was that annoyed.
Carter was afraid of swamp rabbits? Somehow… that’s not surprising.
*ducks under flame shield*
Hey, swamp rabbits have a mean streak a mile wide. Evidently, this one hissed at him and tried to climb into his boat. What would you do if a wet, smelly, hissing, pissed off bunny was trying to climb into your boat? You’d splash it with your oar is what. Coulda been rabid. Nobody likes getting a series of shots straight through the belly button.
Everytime I see that swamp rabbit reference I keep looking for Time the Enchanter… “I warned you!!” “Look at the bones!!”
*Tim the Enchanter
although there are some enchanting things about time, I’m sure…
It’s got sharp, pointy teeth!
That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!”
“You manky Scots Git!! Got me so worked up I soiled my armor!”
I’m not sure what you were taught about Reagan, but like Roosevelt, he was the needed president for the times. I’m not saying everything he did was that good, but considering we were in the midst of a deep recession he made it possible for the country to pull itself up. Moral was incredibly low with the Iranian Hostage Situation and he managed to instill a pride in country that most people had lost. He also busted up one of the strongest unions going. So while people will remember the bad that Reagan did (and they should), let’s not forget that there were some good moments too.
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Let me ask you this, the funding that he cut, was it ever re-established? Have you done any research as to why the funding was cut and when?
Morale was low…
Reagan’s sub-criminal shenanigans with Central America and some of the way in which Iran was ‘solved’ after the Delta force screw up were far from ‘moral’
For me, the only real difference between Reagan and Nixon was that Nixon got caught, and Ronnie managed to keep plausible deniability while running up a pseudo boom on credit and pushing stuff that really has only just nicely come to rest now (Madoff wasn’t the only Ponzi scheme… Bonds are another one…)
Yeah, but everybody was happy! Except the air traffic controllers..
I found a website full of WWRD tees. What Would Reagan Do? All pro-Reagan. Ironically, all next to really scary pro-gun shirts.
(I am not against bearing arms, but these tee’s are really weird!: http://mytexastees.com/
I particularly like the “Experts Agree” T-shirt.
I find “Buy a gun; annoy a liberal” amusing, but then I’ve been told I have poor taste in t-shirts.
I still have my ‘Peace through Nuclear Weapons’ Tee from the 80s
AWEsome!
I was asked not to wear this one [link] on casual Fridays anymore…
When I was still a wage slave, I refused to partake of their ‘casual’ Friday, since it seems pointless, especially by the time they’d put in place all their prohibitions on what could and could not be worn (sports wear, work wear being the makor no-nos)
I wore my business three piece as always. Why the hell I’d care to wear a Polo shirt and Chinos (which is ‘sportswear’ and ‘work wear’, both of which were actively prohibited) I didn’t know. All I had to do was iron 5 white shirts on Sunday, and have clean skivvies and socks…
Oh, well, I like being able to wear jeans on the Fridays I don’t have to go to court or deal with clients. Actually, as much time as I spend alone in my office I’m not sure I couldn’t get away with coming to work in pj’s…
Now you’re just trying to tease me. I am personally fond of Jeans day. So much more comfortable and warmer than dress pants which matters most in the winter.
Especially fleece-lined jeans! But then I can wear jeans any day to work–colleges are like that, and science teachers have the ultimate excuse for dressing down: “Hey, why do you want me to wear expensive clothes when I dissect/place with acid?!?!?”
Reason # 1245 to dig science chics: They prefer clothes that are easier to replace…
To-tally!
That, and we’re willing to…experiment!
Hehe, experimentation can lead to so many different fun things… *lets mind wander*
O_O
Oh yes, I was saying something. Um. Oh yes. Same reason to love theater girls, they love to take on roles and experiment. I just got the image in my head of a girl being humorous and sexy, discussing results during the sex and then suggesting the next phase of experimentation.
“Oooh, that produced a positive result. Alright, time for the next phase, lube it up and jam it right…”
I leave the rest to the imagination.
Hmm. Maybe I’ll have to spend some time coming up with some hypotheses to test for this weekend…
*wanders off, speculating*
I wonder if I…
My favorite (which I don’t have anymore) was: University of Moscow, we speak Russian so you don’t have to.
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A friend of mine that was a military intelligence officer got it for me.
There was a Ford Ad that was banned in the EU for something like that, on the back of the 40th Anniversary of the Battle of Britain…
Pfft, I personally am fond of my Zombie Bunnies T-shirt… On those days that Lynn isn’t stealing it to wear herself. Hmmm, when was the last time I got to wear it… *ponders*
Heh… I want the Meat is Murder one.
He was never ordained to the ministry. He was (and probably still is) a Sunday school teacher.
So Monica Lewinsky is pushing 40. Seems like just yesterday that she was crawling around on the floor in the oval office.
*rimshot*
I heard she got a new job in a cigar shop. They hired her because she obviously knows where all the cigars should go.
Is there a equivalent of Poe’s low for cheezey? Because with all things Monica it’s hard to tell what’s a joke. [link]
Interesting…I’dve thought there’d be a head on those cigars…
But they’re really cheap, as expected …
Nope, never, uh-uh, no way, negative.
I did not give a rimshot to that woman.
That depends on what your definition of “shot” is
I think the pivotal definition in this case might just be “rim”
Heehee I originally typed that, but I was worried I might offend you so I changed it to shot!
Know I know…
LOL! So far, the only times I’ve gotten offended around here had to do with misogyny and other bigoted crap, but then I just realize that the troll-ops aren’t worth the energy.
SLICK WILLY FTW!!!!1!!11!one!!1
I miss that guy… remember when government WORKED?
You remember the Sioux Nation?
Wow, something Uncle Fester and I agree on.
how did this make the main page?? it’s definitely not hilarious. boo on this.
It’s an epidemic
Though there have been some funny ones too.
Is this lol funny? Depends what your…no.
While heather whips up heinous hoards of hotmails, whether heather is humorous or humdrum is wholly happenstance.
Heather has her head hiding hither, up her hole.
Before he lied, people died.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Desert_Fox
Not exactly a causal link…
If you say so.
You’re a cigarette? Well, if you say so…
Or a bundle of sticks…
No, I’m neither, but I have both crammed up my ass.
It’s kind of funny. If she were attractive, it wouldn’t be, but as it stands… Billy-boy’s tastes don’t run in that direction, though. He was rather smitten with Palin which is much more his speed.
Nobody died when Clinton lied about Monica Lewinsky, but hundreds of thousands died because of him in Iraq. He lied about East Timor, and thousands died. He lied in the service of his foreign policy, and many people died. I guess it’s not surprising that Clinton’s defenders would also rather focus on his sex life, since it lets them avoid looking at other more important issues.
Family guy Bill Clintin “Well that depends on what your definition of “Jizz” Is?”
willy is a country boy.
Those boys will do a negress.